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Christian Heinzel

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Christian Heinzel

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1 month

God Rheinmetall is just so fucking cool, fully containerised 3D printer, metal 3D printer and CNC setup to produce custom replacement parts right behind the front, gone from a first display unit to production units being sent to Ukraine in less than a year

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Christian Heinzel

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@zanyfen @HegelwCrmCheese the mug has been out for a few months now, but I love that they keep going harder

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Christian Heinzel

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Surreal tbh, 1968 in the US was an abject failure leading to 2 decades straight of a rightwards shift in American politics and the left transitioning from the new deal and great society to a useless study circle it just recently recovered from.

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These kids literally studied the Columbia archives from 1968, they reached out to protest vets, and now they are occupying the same buildings they did. Read our piece from last week on how the Columbia protesters are taking inspiration from 1968.

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Christian Heinzel

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@IRHotTakes Very importantly: Do this twice within 40 years

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Christian Heinzel

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9 months

This colour scheme is a crime

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Christian Heinzel

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2 years

@celebritygus The reviewer complained, kinda.

How my negative review of Legend was spun into movie marketing gold

My two-star take on Tom Hardy’s Krays biopic was included in an official poster for the film. While I applaud the chutzpah in this case, audiences do need to be wary of false advertising

www.theguardian.com

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Christian Heinzel

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1 month

yeah man, his lack of ideological commitment is definitely going to lead to something better, rather than glassing the Strip at the prospect of building a golf course on it

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And this has everything to do with Biden's ideological commitments and Trump's lack of ideological commitments beyond what looks good on TV.

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Christian Heinzel

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11 months

Semi-ironic Fukuyamaism becoming the dominant ideology of my twitter feed remains as weird as it is nice to see

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Christian Heinzel

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2 years

@War_Takes American cultural supremacy has trippy side effects

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Christian Heinzel

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2 years

Coverage of the Chilean election was hilarious in Germany, because they kept mentioning Kast has German origins, kinda ignoring the part where his dad fled to Chile to escape Denazification

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Christian Heinzel

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9 months

@sverresj Apparently the Rhodesians had limits for antisemitism? (Very on brand with cecil tbh)

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Christian Heinzel

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2 years

@olliecarroll Also domestically the German army is well known for that being an issue for a lot of its equipment due to 3 decades of austerity, so it may not necessarily be malice.

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Christian Heinzel

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11 months

@_deltaVelocity_ @nikicaga Got to love "person who is very concerned about racist policing and believes lynchings would fix this"

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Christian Heinzel

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10 months

It really is 9/11 for this guy today

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Christian Heinzel

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8 months

@lib_crusher @ABeardedPanda Consequences of the Ukrainian national mythos (from the right) largely being shaped in the former Habsburg/interwar Polish provinces while Ukrainian identity was suppressed on soviet side.

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Christian Heinzel

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10 months

@spktr999 Banana-pilling her by explaining how fruit crates are essential for the transatlantic coke trade

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Christian Heinzel

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3 months

@AnonymousLeftie @pelhamfall Not like people fly between the major cities anyways or something

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Christian Heinzel

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2 years

@olliecarroll I presume this may concern the Strela Manpads, which were only used by the East German NVA, lying in storage since 1990. The 2700 figure sounded like just dumping out whatever was left.

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Christian Heinzel

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2 years

@Jesse_Brenneman @rzhongnotes This really is just one very long ploy to get back at Peter Thiel for dropping Musk's terrible X (dot) com branding in favour of PayPal, just because focus groups didn't want to use what sounds like a porn site for payment processing.

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Christian Heinzel

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4 months

@sverresj The existence of image creating AI has completely fried people's brains on images they don't like.

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Christian Heinzel

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1 month

Just begging the German government to find out what our defence industrial base can do if we spend 3% of GDP on our military budget

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Christian Heinzel

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2 years

@Sharon_Kuruvila very serious people that you can definitely appease

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Christian Heinzel

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9 days

Take the anti-Apartheid movement if you want reasonably effective issue centric college protests, but then again, you'd have to be reasonably accurate in your demands, divestment from broad index funds because they contain msft, Google and a sliver of lmt isn't happening.

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Christian Heinzel

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@monkey_reg @MMiraculorum The guy who led the legislature in passing it was also a serial abducter of his child brides, to the point where his contemporaries were uncomfortable with him. Slam dunk for the theory

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Christian Heinzel

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4 months

@ConspiracyBull1 I think he found his new bit after the Kanye show, acting like the adult in the room while his guest fanboys for Hitler.

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Christian Heinzel

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1 year

@opinonhaver People basically growing up on smartphones, but far worse than that, tablets. Add consoles and they basically have no reason to interact with a proper PC beyond the bare minimum. Stark contrast to the vision of the digital native who doesn't require any basic education on that.

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@GraphCrimes Indexed total private credit seems utterly meaningless, since the only way this is interesting is as a % of GDP (which you could then index if you really have to, but doesn't seem sensible). The Chinese line has exploded mostly because their economy as a whole grew.

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Christian Heinzel

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11 months

@fedtanyl there's almost actual comedy in the fact that they'd never make the same joke about thomas

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Christian Heinzel

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4 months

@OpenBordersJon The best part is that their whole legally enshrined unchanging tradition is 90% invented by 60s and 70s cook books

Everything I, an Italian, thought I knew about Italian food is wrong

From panettone to tiramisu, many ‘classics’ are in fact recent inventions, as Alberto Grandi has shown

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Christian Heinzel

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1 year

@tolstoybb @costa11235 Also publicised confidential medical data HR shouldn't have given him and basically described disability discrimination on twitter, so those are gonna be fun lawsuits.

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Christian Heinzel

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2 years

@Oohlei @mycheesemonster Yes, also a sedevacantist tradcath associated with Curtis Yarvin and other Thiel fans, and hosting an allegedly leftist podcast, for which she among other things hung out with Alex Jones.

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Christian Heinzel

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9 months

@shockproofbeats @conorduffy_7 Seems like a fundamentally confused framing of "looking young" rather than the more accurate "maximising life expectancy". His publicist pushing shirtless pics (which mostly look like a 40s guy with very low body fat) hardly help here.

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Christian Heinzel

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6 months

@Bartaway @SpaghettiKozak But what of you accidentally drive right through the battle of Agincourt?

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Christian Heinzel

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@TheOmniZaddy Hell, leftists were right about her, too, kinda.

Tulsi Gabbard Is Not Your Friend

Tulsi Gabbard is hailed as a progressive champion. But her views on Islam and support for far-right leaders suggest otherwise.

jacobin.com

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Christian Heinzel

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10 months

@LemonyBoi2 @Tank_Memes So, just a thought, maybe a breadtube video essay shouldn't be your be all and end all of historiography.

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Christian Heinzel

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9 months

@KrangTNelson @BeijingPalmer Cons have embraced their victim mentality to the point where they can't take a W if it's made for them. Many such cases.

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Christian Heinzel

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@ChadNotChud I saw another one of these come up in comparison to the hilarious RFK Jr lift, so I guess this is his brand now. Honestly love it.

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Christian Heinzel

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6 months

haiti has limestone should become a canonical tweet on the same level as charlie brown had hoes

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Christian Heinzel

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2 months

You know this is her actual kitchen because no professional studio or showroom could have a space this devoid of personality or human touch

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To the American people: Our future starts around kitchen tables just like this. With moms and dads just like you.

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Christian Heinzel

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@LinkofSunshine So we got audible instead, which functionally killed the audio book outside of subscription services

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Christian Heinzel

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8 months

@MatthewDownhour Most American catholics are just instinctively culturally protestant, it's not any specific belief about Vatican II for them.

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Christian Heinzel

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9 months

@nikicaga Because hyperlocal control over the distribution of resources leads to ridiculous inequities that effectively segregates the system along class and due to their correlation and past redlining racial lines.

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2 years

@BusinessmanLego @Convolutedname very fun for the media's preferred Goebbels impersonator to script out the Gleichschaltung in public

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Christian Heinzel

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6 months

@GravitysRa1nbow The service he used to share porn with his underage kid is also effectively spyware that this man has given full access to all his devices.

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Christian Heinzel

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11 months

@nikicaga The Goldwater of our times (failed arch conservative presidential candidate turned unusually and publicly opposed to LGBT discrimination after a family member comes out of the closet)

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Christian Heinzel

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4 years

@petersterne @dylanmatt Pelosi isn't using Corbyn as a positive example, while Bernie is basically campaigning for Nordic social democracy while calling it socialism. Its the disconnect between the European understanding of socialism and the lack of a definition after endless scaremongering in the US

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Christian Heinzel

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2 years

"Let's try mutually assured destruction, but with small arms" has to be one of the stupidest natural experiments of all time

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Christian Heinzel

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4 years

@CharlieGordy @joshrogin @Susan_Hennessey not really, the targeted militia shot katyusha rockets at a coalition base killing 2 Americans and a Brit+ a dozen injured. whether Iran or the US is wagging the dog here is up to you, but this was a pretty normal proportional response

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Christian Heinzel

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5 months

@RomanianLiberal A public spat with musk would be their greatest PR win in a decade lmao

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Christian Heinzel

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@TrueSlazac @LucyKwiatek As always

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Christian Heinzel

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@nikicaga There's a reason he labels everything...

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@CaroltheIntern @Florian93721335 I'd contest that the low war cost of the final years was actually downstream of the Doha process and the repulsion of the inevitable offensive had the US decided to stay would have been far more costly and likely required new deployments.

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@IRHotTakes @HegelwCrmCheese kinda because England is centralised to an absurd degree. It would be weird as fuck if the President was also the governor of New York or another major state.

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Christian Heinzel

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1 year

@DrewSav This picture already broadly summarises the 24 cycle if Desantis becomes the nominee. Also just great ad material

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7 months

@vanillaopinions he just for once in his life wanted to be the least weird guy in a room

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@areyouawitchor2 @GeorgismFan The sheer homoeroticism of Victorian British Elites makes it hard to fathom tbh, though most of the documented stuff are the dalliances among gentlemen in their colonial posts

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1 year

@opinonhaver For elite media types as well as a certain genre of leftist, this has basically become the new noble savage trope.

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Christian Heinzel

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6 months

Nobody asked what it would look like if Henry Ford and lowtax were the same person, and yet we are forced to learn the answer anyways

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Christian Heinzel

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1 year

@CaroltheIntern @nikicaga Sure the US may have 11 of 15 aircraft carriers in service around the globe, but not one of them is quite so on fire as the Kuznetsov

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@_night_brain__ I think this keeps coming up, but it's insane how bad European politicians are at electoral politics compared to their US peers

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Christian Heinzel

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2 years

There may be a take to be written how Ukraine, after initial collapse in 2014 and facing a perpetual existential military threat since, was under some of just the kind of pressures that in European history tended to create strong and resilient institutions and societies

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5 months

@neighborrunner In some ways it really hasn't, Germany and France are prime examples of the continued difficulty for European nation states to integrate large outside populations.

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Christian Heinzel

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2 years

@sentdefender German political elites in particular have gaslit themselves into the idea that a gas embargo would mean the complete social and economic collapse of Germany rather than Russia, in spite of a growing catalogue of studies to the contrary. Not to mention Hungary.

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Christian Heinzel

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2 years

@Nick_L_Miller Will it snatch the title from Netanyahu's UN graphic, only months before its decennial?

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Christian Heinzel

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11 months

@maiamindel Fuggers still doing good too, nothing quite like a late medieval/early modern banking clan

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George Pearkes

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The Great Barrier Reef is unexpectedly recovering at a dramatic pace. Would love to hear some hypotheses for why. h/t @jfeckstein

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Christian Heinzel

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@NilesGApol @JacobRubashkin From a distance gender may be difficult to discern, be careful when jumping fences, but most importantly, having three women pregnant at the same time is perfectly acceptable.

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@LinkofSunshine @LucyKwiatek Almost like legislating via referendum is a terrible practice.

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@_night_brain__ Medieval peasant brain has reestablished itself beyond educational lines

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@BoxElderDust @HegelwCrmCheese The concept of the full-time criminal using his revenues to insulate himself from repercussions through his private security contractor is also quite fun. Shame for the petty thief who can't afford it and dies in an alley for it.

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Christian Heinzel

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14 days

Straight to hell, preferably

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The TikTok ban is getting real, and Instagram is downranking political content... where are political content creators supposed to go now?

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Christian Heinzel

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@JosephPolitano I do like the idea that we are advertising recession types like they are shiny pokemon cards now

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Christian Heinzel

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4 years

@CipheredYT The sub is just memeing Rubin usually and has hated hin for years. This is just a joke about what his political compass looks like

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@P_Kallioniemi @Ayei_Eloheichem @rustyrockets He really deserves to be known mostly for taking bathroom breaks during panel shows because he couldn't go through a taping without doing coke midway.

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@HegelwCrmCheese Ron "drone strikes and extrajudicial murder along the border" desantis is unironically a moderate on the topic.

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Christian Heinzel

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@lastpositivist @BeijingPalmer I'm almost certain that would have been @BretDevereaux 's 8 part helms deep analysis

The Battle of Helm’s Deep – A Collection of Unmitigated Pedantry

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Christian Heinzel

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@revhowardarson this should be rather uncontroversial, no? the acronym has been entirely disconnected from its meaning and hardly any of the modern transphobes are in any way ideologically related to Janice Raymond types

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Christian Heinzel

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4 years

@AlanMCole @Sharon_Kuruvila sorry, but taking 30 turns to build a district and another 30 for any building has to be at least equally bad?

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Christian Heinzel

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It's a striking visual, sure, but maybe representing the mark left by the protest with something that naturally fades away rather quickly makes for unfortunate symbolism.

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The tents are gone, but they left their mark.

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Christian Heinzel

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7 months

The fifth horsewoman of the apocalypse has arrived in the US, Treasury officials are in a state of terror

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Thanks to @tedcruz and @heidiscruz for the warm welcome in Houston, Texas. It’s vital that Conservatives win the battle of ideas both in the U.S. and UK. The time is now.

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@ConspiracyBull1 *14 year old Nazi larper

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Christian Heinzel

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1 year

@JoePostingg @nikicaga "SROs are worse than homeless encampments" is such an insane stance to take. Sharing a bathroom and kitchen may not be great at times, but you know, not having either is probably worse.

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@IRHotTakes Basically a kind of RETVRN to the confident post-war liberalism before the fallout from Vietnam but a little less supportive of autocrats and human rights violations doesn't seem all that bad, especially if the Great Society is coming back with it.

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@Leftist_Kiwi @nikicaga Get yourself a president who can run a qing mining company and a global food aid programme, Harris 2028

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@quantian1 Shout out to the interview partner being the Russian agent who infiltrated the NRA

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Christian Heinzel

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@_night_brain__ Besides dedicated vocational schools for specific government work being outright sensible and not unique to Ukraine, half of this is just the kind of corporatist welfare structure that was slowly strangled in e.g. Germany some time between the 80s and 00s.

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Christian Heinzel

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@jbouie I really would have bet Gorsuch to be the least blatantly corrupt of the GOP SCOTUS members, and well, that's probably still accurate lol. Good thing he reported that fishing rod though.

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@RomanianLiberal @astro_egg_celnt the funniest part (besides Hamas not having an airforce, they're a terrorist group ffs)

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@Convolutedname "Stolen Valour in the TERF Wars" is just something far too impossibly out there to be predicted by anyone with a barely functioning brain.

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@War_Takes We're probably also approaching the point where a lot of the toys aren't that much fancier anymore

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@BeijingPalmer These people just view China as a coherent and unchanging entity existing across time until the century of humiliation happened to them.

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@aquaimperium8 It's funny how something between annoyance and disdain is just the consensus among western leaders forced to deal with him

I barred Netanyahu from State Dept., Baker says

“There are always tensions in all foreign policy relationships,” he said.

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Christian Heinzel

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@bernybelvedere Hanging out with the NXIVM mlm/cult lady implicated in various abuse and human trafficking cases deserves a shout out, as does the pure incoherence of his Glenn beck interview and communofascism

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ahhhhh, you can't just call everything you don't like neoliberalism!!!!

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Hitler particles tbh

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@opinonhaver A genuinely disturbing number of activist orgs, independent outlets etc just turned out to be straight up foreign agents or the stooges of such agents. Code Pink being a prominent example only recently revealed.

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@CalibreObscura The WH theory of influence on Israel and Ukraine are polar opposites to a comical degree

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@BlueRepublik McCain is hardly an angel (and personally contributed to a lot of what was wrong with his party between his release from Vietnam to 2008) but taking a stand against Obama related conspiracy theories as the GOP candidate was objectively one of the best things he did.

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