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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

8 years

Has anyone ever written a finance romance novel called "Tender Offers"? If not, that may be my next project.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

Twitter may just explode tonight. @BTS_twt on @nbcsnl

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@nbcsnl

5 years

🔜 #BTSxSNL 🔜

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

At this point the only thing Nick Kyrgios could do that would shock me is if he won a Grand Slam title.

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@nypostsports

6 years

Hey, that's not how you use water bottles

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

Working at @nypost has many benefits. One of them is getting my hands on today’s paper with the special #Supreme wrap. My neighborhood was sold out by 8am.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

It's been 6 yrs since I left wealth mngmnt to follow my dream of being a writer, 4 yrs as a journo & today "flatulence" was the lede of a @nypost story I wrote. What I'm saying is: Follow your dreams. You never know the wondrous places they'll take you.

Bill Gross got revenge on ex-wife with fart spray: court papers

The bitter divorce battle between billionaire bond king Bill Gross and his ex-wife is beginning to stink — like vomit, flatulence and dead fish. The California moneyman, who lost his beloved...

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

4 years

🚨Some personal news🚨 Thrilled to join @barronsonline today! Reach me at carleton.english @dowjones .com to send tips, analysis, and other finance-related gossip.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

This "funding secured" explanation feels a little like a chick going on so-so first date and booking the wedding venue on the Uber ride home. $TSLA

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

My last “wood.” It’s been incredible to be part of @nypost for the last 3 years. Thank you so much for the mentorship and friendships. New adventure starts next week!

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

Mysterious package arrived in my office today. Works well with my other coffee mug. #fundingsecured

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

I’m not crying, you’re crying #mastersunday #themasters

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

4 months

A very bittersweet day at Barron’s yesterday. Very excited for the big moves coming up this year but so tough to say goodbye to this crew! Thank you so much for everything!!

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

First "wood" at the @nypost !

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

Some personal news: Thrilled to be starting at @theinformation today, covering Wall Street! You can read me at or email me at carleton @theinformation .com

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

Coming in October via @Scaramucci : "Trump, the Blue-Collar President"

Trump, the Blue-Collar President

www.amazon.com

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

Uh...lights just flickered in Astoria and sky is like daylight, what’s going on?

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

Christina Aguilera has officially made a comeback via @nypost

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

3 years

Many Americans could take one simple step to protect themselves: Buy a better mask, writes @ScottGottliebMD via @WSJ

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

. @xtina and @LilKim .

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

4 years

Glasses for this week’s @barronsrt ? Yay or nay @JackOtter @jackhough @ben_levisohn ?

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

Fantastic @nypost cover! (My bear hat approves.)

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

3 years

@etienneshrdlu

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

...17 years later and 'Dirrty,' 'Walk Away,' Fighter,' and more are still in my regular rotation #17YearsOfStripped @xtina

Christina Aguilera

@xtina

5 years

Happy 17th birthday to #Stripped ...my 4th studio album. My fighters… I love you!!! What are your favorite songs from it? 🖤 #17YearsOfStripped

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@carletonenglish

4 years

Investor Bill Gross accused of blaring ‘Gilligan's Island' song on loop to torment neighbor

A dispute between bond king Bill Gross and a neighbor over an outdoor sculpture has devolved into police calls to their Laguna Beach mansions.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

My favorite upper body workout/secret kink? Organizing the weight rack after other gym goers carelessly place weights out of order and unpaired. (Work in progress pictured.)

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

Ok, ok. I can now say I’ve done Times Square on NYE.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

Bill Gates and wife Melinda double date at @Scaramucci restaurant via @pagesix cc: @BraffNelson @huntandfishnyc

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

Fellow non- #GameofThrones peeps, @PBS 6-part adaptation of Les Miserables just started!!! #LesMisPBS @masterpiecepbs .

Les Misérables on MASTERPIECE on PBS

Dominic West, David Oyewolo, Lily Collins and Olivia Colman star in an epic adaption of Victor Hugo's Les Misérables. Watch full episodes online. #LesMiserablesPBS

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

3 months

So excited to be joining the @ProsekPR team!!!

Prosek Partners

@ProsekPR

3 months

We're thrilled to welcome veteran financial reporter Carleton English to Prosek. Learn how her extensive experience in print/broadcast journalism and expertise in alternative investments and wealth management will support our clients in both the US and UK below.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

3 years

Business leopard on top, track suit and fuzzy slippers on the bottom. Catch Barron’s Roundtable on @FoxBusiness where @JackOtter @ben_levisohn @jackhough @barytrader and I talk stocks, bitcoin, and Robinhood! @barronsonline

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

3 years

Journalists have been telling themselves this for years!

Fact

@Fact

3 years

Coffee has been found to reverse liver damage caused by alcohol.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

1 year

Fun work moment: In the middle of bank earnings season a few weeks ago, I got to intereivew Tony-Award Winning Actor @AaronTveit ahead of his return to @MoulinRougeBway . Even got to learn that he *almost* considered a career in finance! @BarronsOnline

20 Minutes With: Tony-Award Winning Actor Aaron Tveit

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

Dresses are just easier. One item. Doesn't require coordinating with pants or a skirt. Pick a style and appropriate heel height, buy several, and eliminate the daily outfit scramble. via @WSJ

The Most Powerful Women in Business Wear Dresses, Not Suits

Why a growing faction of women prefer strong, tailored “power dresses” for the office, rather than the expected blazers.

www.wsj.com

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

4 years

Sometimes I worry about younger generations and then...

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

4 years

@amandamull Quite possibly the best sequel ever made.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

I would still totally wear everything in Kathryn Merteuil / @SarahMGellar #CruelIntentions wardrobe today.

New York Post

@nypost

5 years

The never-aging cast of ‘Cruel Intentions’ 20 years later

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

Dear Diary,

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

5 years

Just left a meeting with Chuck and Nancy, a total waste of time. I asked what is going to happen in 30 days if I quickly open things up, are you going to approve Border Security which includes a Wall or Steel Barrier? Nancy said, NO. I said bye-bye, nothing else works!

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

4 years

Tough, but fair.

Room Rater

@ratemyskyperoom

4 years

Well angled. Frames grouped a little too tightly. Good pillow work. 8/10 @carletonenglish

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

3 years

Being in the office today has me feeling like…

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

Lovely interview with @yakkopinky this morning on @NY1

Spectrum News NY1

@NY1

5 years

ICYMI: @yakkopinky stopped by #MorningsOn1 to talk about his new memoir and even performed the 'Yakko's World' song! #Animaniacs

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

7 years

The letter in which now-ousted $ARNC CEO Kleinfeld attempts to share memories with -- or, you know, possibly extort -- Elliott Mgmt.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

Family of Elizabeth Holmes' fiancé worry she has 'brainwashed' him: source via @nypost

Family of Elizabeth Holmes' fiancé worry she has 'brainwashed' him

People close to alleged fraudster Elizabeth Holmes' hotel heir fiancé Billy Evans are trying to make sense of the relationship. Sources told The Post that Evans’ image-conscious parents, William...

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

Ken Langone bemoans the state of public education in the US, notes we spend the most per student and frequently perform at the bottom. #skybridgesummit

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

Fangirling so hard right now. Love you @xtina . Cc: @kartarr

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

3 years

Just realized today is my one year anniversary at @barronsonline ! It's been a great year here with a lot of twists and turns. Some highlights:

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

Too much?

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

Very important read/watch and kudos to @JamieStelter and the other women for bravely discussing such a difficult topic.

Jamie Stelter

@JamieStelter

6 years

“You feel like a completely different person after [a D&C]” I talked to @ELLEmagazine about the cost of my miscarriages — cause so many women deal with this. As I just told @patkiernan on @NY1 : 25% of pregnancies end in miscarriage

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

1 year

Catch ⁦ @barronsonline ⁩ Roundtable on ⁦ @FoxBusiness ⁩ today & tomorrow at 10am & 11:30am. ⁦ @ben_levisohn ⁩ ⁦ @barytrader ⁩ ⁦ @mmcassella ⁩ & I break down what’s happening in the market & economy. We’ve got a few stock picks, too!

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

"Tide Pod Challenge: Suburban Mom Edition"

New York Post

@nypost

5 years

Don't drink this Tide just because it looks like boxed wine

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

@Lawrence And a sneaky way to chat with friends during class.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

At #MIGlobal with @abraglobal CEO @billbarhydt following one of the most lively panels at the conference

Carleton English - @carletonenglish

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

. @60Minutes says Ray Dalio avoids extensive interviews 🤔

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

3 years

@SethAMandel Every day I feel more and more like this

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

4 years

Jing Fong, NYC's largest Chinese restaurant, closes as coronavirus hurts business via @nypmetro

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

4 years

It’s Fall! There’s a chill in the air and an apple cider donut about to be in my belly.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

Walking through the Bellagio casino in gym clothes before 6am feels weird.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

4 years

🚨Introducing “Power Play,” a new @barronsonline column where each week I tackle activist investing and other Wall Street shenanigans. Send tips my way: carleton.english @dowjones .com

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

Please let @KirFlem create all the shows. "Put deadbeat Michael Rotondo on 'The Bachelor' ASAP" via @nypost

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

3 years

I forgot to grab bagels.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

3 years

Just saw someone peeing in a cup at the 59th&Lex subway stop so New York is back or whatever

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

Leave it to @hhauswirth and the amazing @nypost video team to convince @scaramucci to depict his brief White House tenure through dance. via @nypost

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

Approaching temperatures where furry hats are needed and I started craving vodka, caviar, and Tolstoy.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

Sometimes I write about hedge funds and such at @nypost . Other times I eat canned sardines while watching the #CatsTrailer . That’s showbiz, kids.

Gagging through the 'Cats' trailer with sardines

After the “Cats” trailer was dragged online for being accidentally creepy, New York Post staffers took this gag-inducing challenge. Every time the dancing felines made them feel...

nypost.com

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

4 years

Tonight's @barronsrt fashion(?) moment: business on top, 1967 on the bottom. But more important, @JackOtter , @jackhough , @reshmakapadia , @eulelog , & I talk tech, SPACs, gold, and robo-advisors! Tune into @FoxBusiness tonight at 10pm & over the weekend. cc: @barronsonline

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

Full page “ad” from #JuulLabs in @wsj today. “If you don’t smoke or vape, don’t start.”

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

I love working here.

New York Post

@nypost

5 years

Tomorrow's cover: Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos dropped bombshell blackmail allegations against the National Enquirer on Thursday

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

4 years

When in the presence of the “flashy girl from Flushing,” one breaks out the red leopard print. (... the excited, fangirling, red cheeks to match!) Thank you for stopping by @thewing , @frandrescher !

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

Serving up drowned-rat chic this a.m. after getting caught in a downpour during the last quarter block of my commute.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

Got my motorcycle license and became a model — all in the same day! Thanks, @msf__usa ! #HelmetHair #bikerchick

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

Damn. It must be real bad at MoviePass.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

2 years

Pure gold on @NY1 this morning with @StevenSchirripa & Michael Imperioli talking NYC restaurants. @patkiernan : I have to do the news!!!

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

Sometimes I think about becoming vegan. But then I remember meat and cheese platters. And then I go to the nearest place where I can find one.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

3 years

"Peleton room." $PTON

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

3 years

Almost done! No spoilers, please.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

@BrianSozzi @ButterflyEllaJ @yennyeh @BTS_twt Even @DollyParton is following...

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

Of all the adaptations of LesMis -- and I've seen many -- this one feels most true to the spirit of the book #LesMisPBS

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

@sarahsolfails @amandamull So...a "how-to manual"...?

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

I call BS. I utter my first when the alarm goes off.

New York Post

@nypost

6 years

The average American utters their first curse word of the day at 10:54 am

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

That awkward feeling when you discover the Christmas-y house you admired as a kid when en route to swimming and track practice contains a "private adult sexual oasis."

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

@SaysSimonson Makes this iconic photo from Mitterrand's funeral seem quaint.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

Get ready, Las Vegas. The @SALTConference is back. "Our 2019 program is on track to be the most comprehensive and diverse in the 10-year history of SALT," says @Scaramucci .

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

Christmas surprise! Picked up a @nypost at a @wawa near home and a story I worked in is on the cover. (Sorry, bulls.)

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

. @elonmusk on Tesla staying public: "I knew the process of going private would be challenging, but it’s clear that it would be even more time-consuming and distracting than initially anticipated." $TSLA

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

4 years

No @barronsrt pre-show group shot with @JackOtter @ben_levisohn & @jackhough for the foreseeable future, so a behind-the-scenes shot instead! Tune in to @FoxBusiness tonight at 10pm to catch the @barronsonline gang talk markets, oil and food!

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

3 years

'Headless Body in Topless Bar' turns 38 today via @nypost

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

My FB post circa March 2009 — roughly one week before the Dow, which was in the 6000s, bottomed.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

Eyes on the weekend.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

5 years

That’s Angelo Mozilo of Countrywide fame(?) on stage at #SALT2019

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

4 years

Temperatures drop below 70 degrees. My apartment:

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

Gotta say, the French defensive line is looking strong...looks like they learned from their mistakes on the Maginot Line. #FRAARG

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@carletonenglish

4 years

. @BillAckman 's Pershing Square says fund exited stakes in Berkshire Hathaway, Blackstone, and Park Hotels.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

8 years

Japanese growth is "almost like Pokémon Go" waiting to be captured. --- Shinzo Abe #ReutersLive

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@carletonenglish

7 years

"68 was really a bad year... and America didn't break...as bad as it was the center still held." -- @VP @JoeBiden says at #rfkennedygala

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

4 years

Representing the Astoria bureau for tonight’s jam packed @barronsrt and missing my weekly group shot with @JackOtter @jackhough @ben_levisohn and @DowJonesAl . Catch us on @FoxBusiness tonight at 10pm!

Jack Hough

@jackhough

4 years

No, @JackOtter hasn't put on weight. That's me, filling in as host on @barronsrt tonight at 10 ET on @FoxBusiness . @ben_levisohn on volatility @carletonenglish on #COVID19 treatments @DowJonesAl on tech stocks @StanfordMed Dean Lloyd Minor on the virus @ScottMinerd on markets

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

3 years

This interview needs to be at least a half hour

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

1 year

There are plenty of reasons to have portfolio exposure to China but how can you avoid some of the risks? @JackOtter @ben_levisohn @jackhough and I break it down on Barron’s Roundtable this week.

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

4 years

Grenade Capital... focuses on special Situations

Ramp Capital

@RampCapitalLLC

4 years

Name this hedge fund

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

3 years

Once a Sampras girl, always a Sampras girl. #USOpen

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Carleton English

@carletonenglish

6 years

Sometimes my Twitter account gets mistaken for the English department at Carleton University. That said, if my Canadian followers are looking for something to do in Ottawa tomorrow 👇