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Caleb Kumiko

@calebkumiko

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Director/Owner of Snackbar

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Joined November 2014
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
I need United to have an AGUERROOOOOO moment at the end of the season to win the league. Final day. Scrappy 5-4 win. Fernandes or Cavani tap in. Maybe a Rashford or Pogba screamer. VAR masterclass. Something to anger the nation and all rival fans
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
2 years
Bredriano. 187m. Left Only. 0 National Caps. 500 league appearances. 10 goals. Determination 20. Finishing 8. Heading 20. Technique 4. Bravery 17. Decisions 2. Shoots from Distance. Tries to play way out of trouble.
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
2 years
My Pringles Advert is out!!! 😤😤
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
5 months
Jordy at the hospital
@frenchy27ii
F₹ENCH¥🇷🇪
5 months
tears man
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
1 year
@mikeviceo M1llionz only one that can fit that in
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
After 3 years. Met his whole family, stayed at his house, met his kids, traveled with him, joined Vibbar, shot music videos and adverts for him. After all of that, Poet has decided today. 22 April 2021 to follow me back on Instagram... Amazing.
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
@DAMNSHAQ it’s Me vs You all summer in the sun 😤😤
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3 years
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
4 years
This New Drake x Popcaan x PND is living in my head rent free like this
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
@rilly300 That's what you think, until she asks you what's offside and you realise you don't know anymore. Now she's questioning ur ball knowledge
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
2 years
Work today 🤝
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
1 year
@Kudii____ Last time they went Wakanda they brought Alien dogs and half the earth disappeared. They ain’t allowed back
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
1 year
@Dartte_45 The handover afterparty
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Margs and Specs next @Filthy_Fellas episode
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
4 years
@UtdBA__ He’s still slide tackle any niggas fav winger so idm if he’s doing ballet
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
10 months
Bellingham- Tchouameni- Arda. Camavinga- Valverde- Modric. Taking- the- piss.
@brfootball
B/R Football
10 months
18-year-old Arda Güler has chosen to sign for Real Madrid over Barcelona, according to @MarioCortegana 🇹🇷
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Arsenal fans, are you aware that Ben white was your whole transfer budget??
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
5 months
He gave my grandad a gun that my dad used to run some thieves out our yard in Zambia
@AfricanHub_
African Hub
5 months
Say something about this man, Muammar Gaddafi
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Bruno and Pogba CAN play together btw.
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
9/11 was live yesterday on Miles’s TV
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
4 years
One last post bc these Kyra guys tried to do an apology and trigger me. READ CAREFULLY:
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@calebkumiko
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
5 years
New @Vibbar001 video ft @Samwiseldn Go Peep that on the YouTubes
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Here’s something for you to start your day to. Positive vibes only from this side @DAMNSHAQ @tr_tv1
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Way 2 Sexyyy
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
@HenrieVIII You can’t even go Tesco anymore
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
This is what Lumos looks like right now
@LickshotLippy
Lippy
3 years
I had hair in my 20’s lol - I think this video is from 2014
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
4 years
@donchdeejay It's cause them niggas got an express train that stops there before Gatwick. They aint local, they're just the last stop in hell before freedom 😂
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
@utdreport It’ll be so funny if this ends 0-0
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
2 years
2nd Advert I’ve starred in!! Filmed earlier in the year between Mexico and LA. Still weird being in front of camera instead of behind but grateful for all opportunities that come my way 🙏🏾🙌🏾 Every advert I’ve appeared in I’ve either also co-directed, produced or assisted!!
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
I’ve seen this play before. You come out either MOTM or u get boo’d out the stadium. We’re yet to see how this panned out but you should always respect the attempt 👏🏾👏🏾
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Arsenal fans. You told me Guendozi was better than Mount 😤 Now he's sharing dressing rooms with Saliba, who you told me was better than Maguire.
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
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@SwaIehi
swaIehi
1 month
@calebkumiko bro tht jevon j warner studio clip is sooo special man. i cannot believe it rest in peace
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
How this weather got me feeling 😤🥵☀️
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3 years
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
7 months
Will needs to get on Chicken Shop Date
@StevenBartlett
Steven Bartlett
7 months
Jada Pinkett Smith. The Diary Of A CEO. Monday.
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
1 year
@FruitpunchL How you gonna hate from outside the club??
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Ole said u lot asked for Conte yhhh
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
5 months
I'm Dying bc Hojlund THAT WAS FOR U
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
@WholeLottaLyes We had to get Herrera to stalk him for a full 90
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
4 years
A lot of these people that we’re saying “we failed” are still out here putting out music. If u feel that way, go support them and listen to their music.
We failed Angel
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Vince Staples album better than both these niggas tapes 👀
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Sometimes I forget how talented the mandem around me are but you see @jordyinit yh. Listening to this guys tape feels like watching Greenwood in the U-21’s. He’s just better than everyone
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
2 years
I don’t think the UK realised what we have with Cleo Sol. Idk any RnB/Soul singers we have that are close to her level.
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
1 year
@DavidVujanic Let him land
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Terry Crews when he sees us niggas having fun with our powers and disrupting white people.
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
I think I’m keeping it.
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
4 years
I shot this. It’s lit
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
2 years
@jordyinit Lowest set of maths but always had a compass with him
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
I told you guys. It’s ME vs @DAMNSHAQ all damn summer 😤🕺🏿
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Football fans think they won 😂😂😭
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
2 years
@OfficialSkribz Should we not be??
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
There’s someone under the water asking a girl what her body count is. Stratford man are different 😤
@DrakesWriter1
Syed
3 years
When you need to travel back home, but forgot to pack your swimming trunks 😂😭 #LondonFlooding
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2 years
@diegofye Brudda was arguably like the biggest drug dealer in that side of the world and she was a drug addict. That’s a match made in haven
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
@harrypinero Amazing to see all these blessings fall in ur path bro 🙏🏾
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
4 years
Nah Wtf @jordyinit u can’t laugh like that when the man next to you is this rattled. @TegoSigel was right 😂😂 You’re an instigator
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
1 year
I still can’t believe we didn’t have a Saka/Rashford Wing at the WC
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
4 years
Done with these Kyra people. Hate cancel culture but these man need to leave the scene
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Back Home 🇿🇦
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
@emansuave It's Tems... Tems is the crack.
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Skits has to hold a press conference about that tweet this morning
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
4 years
@JAYVERSACE Interludes usually slap. 2020 was a broken record
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Caleb Kumiko
4 years
Real recognise Real.
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
2 years
Chelsea. Saka has done 8 celebrations for this pen. RUSH HIM!!
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
1 year
@LickshotLippy How u gonna put Tego’s face on Dazza 😭😭
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Bury @MargsMT in his ends, He don’t need to be anywhere near that.
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
1 year
Pick up the Phone just came on shuffle and I’ve had enough man, I’ll free Young Thug myself 😤
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Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Someone said @jordyinit is starting a foundation to help blind children and he said "I don't like to talk about it" 😂😂😂
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
This has to be the funniest tweet this year.
@MilageUK
MILES
3 years
Just for the record this is NOT me 😒
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
4 years
We back babbyyyyy @Vibbar001 Playas Fuck Up out now. Shot and edited by me. Prod. By @OnesWhoElse ft. @poetscorneruk @jordyinit @OfficialSkribz @SkitsDb
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3 years
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
4 years
They will.
@poetscorneruk
Poet
4 years
United won’t lose this game
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
2 years
Woke up charged today 😤😤
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
RIP Loco
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Caleb Kumiko
3 years
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
1 month
My Advert 📹✂️
@premierleague
Premier League
1 month
Our strength is in our diversity. Greatness comes from everywhere. And there's no room for racism, anywhere. #NoRoomForRacism
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
My Filthy @ Five Debut on @TegoSigel birthday 🙏🏾💪🏾 P.S. Ayling is class 👀
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
I’ve watched this Man United vs Chelsea match about 6 times. Same shit, different day
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Caleb Kumiko
2 years
I wanna say that 90% of all the @Filthy_Fellas have dyslexia and it shows itself in full force on this app
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
11 months
@LickshotLippy u gotta let thug land. the back half of that album is cold❗️
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
2 years
I remember couple summers ago, Jordy, Loons and myself went Hyde Park. I think it was then when I realised I needed to find some age mates. That thought solidified when we went to link Margs after
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Very Important. Directed by Me. Go make sure you check the website and peep the clothes tho 👀😍
@poetscorneruk
Poet
3 years
Watch the rest on my gram. Link in bio
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Caleb Kumiko
3 years
What ride is this one??
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
2 years
Put your Grandad down 😤
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
@Filthy_Fellas These man got 5 more kits in the tuck as distractions from the upcoming season. They’re gonna make the only All or Nothing documentary with Anime type filler episodes where they release more kits after losses
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@mimitheblogger
Mimi the music blogger 2.0
11 months
“Her breasts are like Mimi’s or probably larger”
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Caleb Kumiko
2 years
Another trip round the Sun 💫 Feeling blessed and thankful 🙏🏾 Here’s to many more! 🥂
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Shot and Directed by me 📹
@jordyinit
Jordy
3 years
I CALLED TJ TWICE. OUT NOW 📞
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Caleb Kumiko
2 years
@isthatscully @_NOMICS You think FM is letting you get away with this??
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
@poetscorneruk Greenwood got his girl back. Foden is playing like a single man
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Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Don’t try it.
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@LeonSib_
Leonel Messi
3 years
@specsgonzalez I'm with you bro. Giggs should have been allowed 😭
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Caleb Kumiko
3 years
@MilageUK @Filthy_Fellas The howler has fade transitions 🤣👏🏾
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@calebkumiko
Caleb Kumiko
3 years
No one in the rap game holds the phone closer to their face when leaking music than this guy here 🤝
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Jordy
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Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Vibbar this Friday.
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Caleb Kumiko
3 years
Is this not psycho behaviour?? Brudda was doing stepovers with his lips just to eat this burger smh.
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Caleb Kumiko
2 years
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Caleb Kumiko
8 months
@OddFuturePage @earlxsweat @Alchemist they removed the 3 best songs.
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Caleb Kumiko
2 years
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Jordy
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Caleb Kumiko
4 years
@iamstillpunch It’s good but unfortunately he’s in the firing line rn bc the only reason we wanna hear is the one why Zay, Kendrick and SZA ain’t dropped yet
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