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1/3 of the Shooters Shoot Podcast which means I'm hilarious. In order to have heroes, you must have villains and believe me, I'm one of those villians πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Scunthorpe, England
Joined July 2011
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@mikeviceo
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3 years
Yes I robbed her, but I think my reasons were valid πŸ˜‚πŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ Listen to the full podcast on:
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6 months
He’s getting PTSD cause he knows after this goal his kidnapping price went up
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πŸ’›πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄ Luis DΓ­az’s father reaction after he scored vs Brazil is just wonderful to see.
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2 years
Me walking back into the office after my 115 minute toilet break after the England game
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2 years
Man brought a samurai sword into the rave, but the bouncers commentary is whats killing me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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3 years
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ football banter is too evil
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11 months
Form like a 2005 Steven Gerrard
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IMAGE: A Kenyan protester kicking back a teargas canister at security officers quelling protests in Kenya over hike in taxes and high cost of living.
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4 years
How the hell, do you miss 3 penalties in a row πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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How can man give their taxi driver a bump of K πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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4 years
Such an erratic but emotional performance
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Name a performance or movie that ISN’T Academy Award-winning, but FEELS like it is.
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4 years
Best gangsta rap song of all time. Shit made me think I had enemies when I was 9 years old
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50 Cent letting people hear β€œMany Men” for the first time back in 2002. Iconic. @50cent
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3 years
Jack Grealish when they hand him over the keys to Birmingham
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1 year
1st drill rapper to say on the wing like Kvaratskhelia will get a tenner from me
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3 years
Talking the hardest- Giggs! The real national anthem
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If England were to replace the national anthem today, what song would you have it replaced with? #ENG
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Uncle was not having it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@bartierbey So Will Smith hit a disabled man? Nah this is a WWE storyline πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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4 years
Every girl that let me beat in my car when I was driving this whip. God have mercy on your soul!
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1 year
The oui oui man dem are nuts, how have they created real life rocket league πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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3 years
This tune always gassed me
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I say UK bops you say
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4 years
Pete & Bas are the hardest pensioners in drill!!!!
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3 years
Me congratulating my mate after I’ve just beat him 6-1 on fifa
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4 years
Fiat 500 Twitter after a black girl won the Molly Mae giveaway
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Bouncer training regime for his fight against Armz
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Flex putting his arms up will forever kill meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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worst bar you’ve ever heard?
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3 years
Everything a double double πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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3 years
James Rodriguez winning the WSL for Everton after his sex change
superleague should have storylines like the WWE
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Just seen my French mates snapchat story and these french dons are doing local derbies instead of social distancing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Imagine my one of my mates is on a stag do and they got cat fished on some prostitutes they ordered to their air bnb, look at the girls they asked for and the ones they got 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Me at Brunch as I can’t drink alcohol
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Me when I find out there's a discount on the PS5 for kids with dyslexia
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Morrison after the plane had to make an emergency stop in Albania for the Headie One and Tion Wayne scrap
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Dominic Calvert Lewins head game is unreal
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Oi my mum just went off at josh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #loveisland
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Asians when Sukmandeep scores a 97th winner by crashing into 2 cars going 97th down a 30mph road while doing smartwhips
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🚨 NEW: The Tories are planning a league table for migrant crime [ @Telegraph ]
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4 years
Shoutout to Jeff Hardy man, the guy had me doing front flips off my dining room table onto my little brother
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I have never related to a post so much in my entire life πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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I remember when I strung a girl along for a year and a half and gave her a date for when I would make her my girlfriend and when that date came along I ended it with her. She told me she cried for 2 weeks straight. I was just sitting there like
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This burger stool storyline is going to be my villain origin
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4 years
This exact reason is why I never get onto people for how they spend their money
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Still Knigga.
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Who is the most problematic person that you would still sleep with?
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Till this day!
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What’s an African song that you feel was created PERFECTLY?
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3 years
Today men should confront women and ask them β€˜how many times have you taken a pic of me while I was sleeping’ the receipts would be mad
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2 years
When Nia Jax entered the rumble and she got 619’d and RKO’d. Women getting hit with finishers in wrestling ffs πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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4 years
Me walking into Nando’s for discounted chicken after I was screaming meat is murder to try and secure a vegan girls pums
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Imagine if Anne Robinson was flinging out insults like this today people would lose their heads πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Me watching over all the destruction I have caused on the TL today
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Bouncers in Sweden said β€œthe owner won’t want you guys in here because your black” didn’t even waste time giving an excuse πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Ronin.
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Black men what’s the worse excuse you’ve heard from bouncers when you’ve been denied entry to a venue?
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@_teenels Your dad said
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Drake getting kicked out of Burna boys studio for trying a Nigerian accent
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This time wasting tactic in South African football πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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4 years
The man has never read the bible in his life lol. The man couldn't even name one verse from his "favourite book"
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Me every time I hear the Christian Dior remix
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1 year
Just called the police on Thomas Partey, this guy is going to pay for his crimes on and off the pitch!
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3 years
Me using my air fryer I brought on Amazon for Β£3.99 for the 1st time
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A guy at gym asked me to spot him, lifting 110KG. So I'm spotting him & cause I'm sweating like a peado in a playground, each time he reps a droplet of my sweat drops on his forehead. He did 4 reps. He winched each time my sweat pinged his forehead. We both said nothing after πŸ˜‚
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I would like to apologise to the football community for this video, this is not a true representation of our club
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😭😭😭😭😭 this clip will forever prove Joey Barton’s point
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πŸ‘‘ Joey Barton πŸ‘‘
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The Women’s game is absolutely thriving. Great to see. It’s a fantastic sport in its own right. Really entertaining. Good to watch. Technically and tactically not that much difference. Physically. Complete different planet. Until you have experienced that. You cannot say what
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Alie i should fight this guy?
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Happy birthday to the legend Eddie Guerrero Viva La Rasa
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She came on a pod just to say she got analed on Eid πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 2024 is so funny
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When the police officer asks me why I'm out on road during quarantine
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Its Sweet Chin Music! From the Heart Break Kid!
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I would like to thank Jamal Edwards for introducing this freestyle into my life. Best F64 ever RIP Jamal
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If I saw wheelchair Wendy stabbing people at Target shes getting one of these!
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This is the best promo video the WWE have ever done
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Christmas in our household is jokes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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When the Lil Durk UK shows get cancelled and you already sold your tickets last night
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Emery finally beating pep with Birmingham rats
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Me after one of my side tings buys me a PS5 and asks "so what are we?"
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Rashford doing dragbacks in the 6 yard box like this is fifa street
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This move was so dumb but man sold it as if he got hit with venom πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Dhdjrbdjshevedbshdhsgdsg making a man hold another man’s piece while playing jiggle bells? I would rather be murdered for my crimes 😭
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4 years
Nobody: Jeff Hardy in a ladder match:
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Throwback to when this caucasian lady was pissing me off on the train on the way to Newcastle, so I ruined the ending of her book (raggedy bitch)
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I remember when a girl told me my cum tasted like electricity. I knew from then I had to clean up my diet.
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They gave the guy balloons ffs πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Shes got the McDonald's body
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@ChrisKirkland43 @KurtZouma @WestHam You said kicking a cat is worse than racism? You actively believe that a cats life is more valuable that a black persons life? And you might even eat meat? This is wild!
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Me after all the vegans at my BBQ find out that the Jellof rice was cook with chicken stock!
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Aubameyang giving the team a talk after the game
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Man gave him a samoan drop πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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She started latacting milk from her breast & said β€œthe last guy I slept with liked it so I thought you might” what if I was lactose intolerant?
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Boss Don Ranivel - Wapiana πŸ‡―πŸ‡²βœŒπŸΎ
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What’s the weirdest, maddest, cringiest (etc.) thing someone has said to you during sex or even done?! Basically anything that slightly, or even entirely shegged the moment and you wanted out? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Me everytime I hear an NSG song
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When your linking a baby mum and her fridge is full of her sons Capri suns
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Man knows the key to British Hearts is nando's devious genius πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@LouisOsbornee Women in a nutshell
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Go check out the Podcast for more wild banter πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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I can’t even clap my girlfriends cheeks in a hotel room anymore. I pay this bill!
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Deep how different America is, she took 7 dicks and said it was lit, in the UK if you do that you take it to your grave and you don't even tell God what you did that evening
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Me after a hard days work of funding my PS5
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