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@Unkle_K

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DJ / Certified Hater / Original Faaji Master. / @echochambxr /enquiries: unklek @outlook .com

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@Unkle_K
Ronin.
8 days
New amapiano mix for the soulful lovers 🎵🙏🏾 Housebound - Soulful Amapiano (Mix 5) ft. ReaDaSoul, Kelvin Momo, Babalwa M, Mick Man & More by Unkle K on #SoundCloud RT, share, enjoy ❤️
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4 years
This is how the coronavirus started
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2 years
I have NEVER seen someone that works in fast food lose a fight
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Ronin.
6 years
Pusha T done fucked it up for everybody now
@HipHopDX
HipHopDX
6 years
JAY-Z's alleged son accuses him of dodging DNA test for 8 years.
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6 years
Quick maths
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1 year
This guy really is a loser sometimes lmao
@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
1 year
Drake copped a new custom diamond necklace called “Previous Engagement” made of 42 engagement rings, representing the 42 times he thought of proposing to different women but he decided not to‼️😳🔥💎
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@Unkle_K
Ronin.
6 years
I hate flying insects man, you can fly FOR FREE. You could fly to any holiday destination of your choice but here you are in my face
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4 years
I would’ve been so proud of my son😂
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Ronin.
4 years
He has pictures of the side chick in his wallet? Sabreena YOU are the side chick!!!!!
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Ronin.
4 years
That’s is how you raise fuckin losers
@cctvidiots
CCTV IDIOTS
4 years
This dad is the best
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Ronin.
4 years
I still can’t believe this is what’s under veneers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Ronin.
1 year
Don’t come to my section and start acting like Michelle Obama
@colormetaay
tay
1 year
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Ronin.
2 years
Men’s banter is too funny, something life threatening could’ve happened but once we establish you’re still alive every joke in the universe will fly
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Ronin.
4 years
What the motherfuck is a man gonna do with 7 controllers
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6 years
‘My bills are overdue’ Twitter: just drink more water, drop toxic people, mind your business and look after your skin
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Ronin.
1 year
With all respect this was a very necessary surgery
@TheCosmeticLane
The Cosmetic Lane
1 year
Rhinoplasty 👃🏼✨
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Ronin.
2 years
LOOOL 30 years ain’t enough, they need to make him younger so he can do more time
@shannonsharpeee
Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account)
2 years
R Kelly was really in Ethiopia recruiting girls asking if they wanna come to America 😩
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Ronin.
3 months
This is wayyyy funnier than it should be
@ADayInLondon94
London
3 months
Rosa park husband had a car? 😐
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Ronin.
5 years
Naa it’s how he stops moving, it kills me every single time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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5 years
I’ve been compiling evidence to prove that kids are indeed crackheads. You might have seen the content before. Since the government won’t address it, I will.
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4 years
Sksksksksks good luck, we’re tryna convince our government that hungry kids deserve to eat LOOOL
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4 years
GET HER OFF THE ROAD
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10 months
Zero finesse, they demand it like bailiffs
@IAmLilRico
Lil Rico ⑨
10 months
How do females ask for sèx? i know this boutta be funny….🤔😭
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2 months
PR been terrible recently
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Ronin.
4 years
So every time an argument is coming, one of them must shout “to the ranch!”
@Jason_MVM
Jason.
4 years
I’m trying to understand why Kanye & Kim would have this discussion in a public car lot when he has a secure, secluded ranch. 🧐🤔 Smells like album promo to me...
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5 months
I hope Drake sees this and is ashamed
@itzbasito
BASITO
5 months
“I knew Drake was going to follow me on Instagram, I was definitely waiting for it and he did follow me” - Tyla
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2 years
Day 4 of the baecation after having sex for the eighth fuckin time
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Ronin.
3 months
I’m seeing people say she’s dumb for not going because she could get opportunities. To do WHAT?
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Ronin.
7 years
This dude had a threesome and got both girls pregnant. Man fuck that life lmao
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Ronin.
3 years
If anyone wears these to my funeral I want everyone to assume they’re the person that killed me
@boiidiim
ME VS ME🥀
3 years
Imagine crying at a funeral and you look down and see these 😂😂
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Ronin.
2 months
“Welcome to Lagos bro” LMAOOOO
@walethewave
The Big Boss
2 months
Kai Cenat said he drank over 10 shots of casamigos last night and he didn’t get drunk
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Ronin.
3 months
I am crying, he was testing every single stone
@braigsosa
sosa 🤹🏽
3 months
oldhead was mad asl bro diamonds was real 😂😂😂😂
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Ronin.
1 year
What goes even better is two sane people
@sosofivy
Ivy🪽
1 year
A calm boyfriend and a dramatic girlfriend go so well together 😭😭
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Ronin.
2 years
Meanwhile bro is furious at the irresponsibility lmao
@Modeltype_leesh
BIG 🅰️
2 years
Getting drunk and your nigga taking great care of you is top tier tho😭 you feel so safe and lit
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Ronin.
2 years
Nobody can convince me this girl doesn’t have a laboratory under the house
@DapperDomo
Domo
2 years
He just need to hide her damn glasses at this point.
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Ronin.
8 months
This tattoo man
@TiwaSavage
Tiwa Savage ⚔️
8 months
Sometimes they force me to be girly 🥰
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Ronin.
4 years
Niggas eating pussy for a roof. He defo homeless
@andy_____chuk
Chuks
4 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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4 years
The white car is 100% at fault
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4 years
Standing there like he’s being auctioned
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Ronin.
16 days
“I beg your pardon?” is making me laugh way too much
@Dennie302
Dennie The Great
17 days
Am I bugging????
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Ronin.
1 year
Off topic but how did boo become the staple sound for something negative lmaoooo
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Ronin.
4 years
Why are you guys so anti having manners
@JasmynBeKnowing
Jasmyn
4 years
I stopped saying "sorry for the late reply" because I'm not sorry. I saw your message and got to it when I got to it. It's helped a lot!
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5 years
Who’s soul do we have to sacrifice to keep him alive?
@ladbible
LADbible
5 years
Sir David Attenborough admits he doesn't have long left to live.
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Ronin.
5 years
I can’t wait for this generation of employers to die of old age so we can start making the workplace logical
@SheRatesDogs
SheRatesDogs
5 years
This girl applied for an internship at a company, and they put up this screenshot of her in a bikini on their company Instagram, publicly telling everybody they wouldn’t hire her because of this photo.
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5 years
Black men are so respected that every time I go for a run at night people cross the road to give me space. Fitness first. Love it.
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Ronin.
6 years
Nobody should ever contact me like this. I will call the police
@Nashaee____
10|24 .
8 years
How he wake me up 😍😍😩 !!
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5 years
Every year she wearing the same clothes, broke ass
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3 years
This is that house that people always get killed in in movies
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7 years
I’m bleeding to death and you think I have time to do art attack with a plaster?
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Ronin.
5 years
You are (I CANNOT stress this enough) SEVERELY displeasing to look at
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6 years
If I buy this for anyone we will take it in turns to wear it
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4 years
He even put on the Congolese jeans. 10/10 for authenticity
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4 years
If someone spits on me and you ask me what’s wrong with me I might just beat you up too man
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4 years
A tweet I think about a lot is that guy saying he believes in his hustle so much he told his landlord to increase his rent
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4 years
This boy should not be as funny as he is at this age 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Ronin.
3 years
Ancestral talent here
@Experimentvid
Science Experiment 🔭
3 years
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2 years
Elizabeth passing made me realise you’re my queen. I can’t reign without you, every time I spend money I see your face
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5 years
When you’re already on your way to the date and she texts you saying “you’re gonna hate me 🙈”
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Ronin.
4 years
Your girl is rushing to work not because she’s late but because she wants to see her work husband
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7 years
So Loub trainers are £900 but the heels are £500... guess who’s gonna be 6ft 7 this weekend
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3 years
The salary will be competing against bills
@tre_ID
Tre Santino
3 years
What does “competitive salary” even mean
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2 years
My boy got stabbed n we kept saying he had beef with Arya Stark
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7 years
This thread is sooo funny, he started so politely then started firing shots at everyone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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3 years
This country lovessss stupid useless acts
@SkyNews
Sky News
3 years
BREAKING: British Airways and Virgin Atlantic have synchronised departures from Heathrow to celebrate the end of a travel ban, as vaccinated passengers are finally able to enter the United States from the UK after nearly two years. Read more:
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4 years
France confuses me 🤣🤣🤣
@Dreamboum
Dreamboum
4 years
Thankfully in France, firefighters are just beating the shit out of cops instead
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Ronin.
1 year
Oooooh nooooooo pleaaaaase doooooooon’t
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@Aduduxr
Adudu
1 year
Women need to start using men for sex, sleep with them and block them. Give them a taste of their own medicine.
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1 year
The first child in history to not cry at their 1st bday party
rza at his first birthday party he’s so cute 😭
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4 months
Why don’t the teeth they sell you guys in Turkey have canines?
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4 years
Niggas getting horny speaking to God, I dunno what sin this falls under but it’s deffo a sin
@xonecole
xoNecole
4 years
Ashley Graham & Husband Justine Say Prayer Before Sex Is The Ultimate Form of Foreplay: “It’s A Great Bonding Experience”
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5 years
Who’s gonna tell him?
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5 years
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5 years
Toxic masculinity recharging
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3 months
There’s not enough confidence in his walk, he’s definitely going back
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10 months
My car ain’t even been clean for a day and a bird has shit on it, I swear to God I will never ever stop eating chicken
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Ronin.
2 years
Only thieves and perverts need zoom that strong
@Player_1_Wins
Player 1 Wins🐊
2 years
I'll just leave this here ✌🏾
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Ronin.
2 years
This all might be one person uno
@OfficialPLT
PrettyLittleThing
2 years
These are the gals rumoured to be in this years Love Island 🌴👀 #LoveIsland
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4 years
Kids genuinely are the funniest idiots ever
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@Unkle_K
Ronin.
5 years
Stop buying your boyfriend gifts that you’d like. No nigga in the history of nigganometry has ever wanted a teddy with his girlfriend’s voice in it
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Ronin.
3 years
Naa natural selection gonna halve the population in the U.K. by Monday
@TazerBlack
PRESENCE
3 years
Is she double bagging petrol? People are moving very mad 🤣🤣🤣
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Ronin.
3 years
Gotta start speaking to the audience indirectly “that’s funny, it didn’t decline when I bought the Rolls Royce outright earlier 🤔”
Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience
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5 years
Crackheads tend to have an affinity with nature non-crackheads don’t possess
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5 years
I want 3 kids max because I want a nice car. Anymore and the rest of them will have to walk or stay at home
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4 years
Day 1 of everyone being in the house at the same time.
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Ronin.
5 years
My dad threatened someone once and said “even if I go jail I have 4 sons that will still be out”. I was just there thinking father I still have exams
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7 months
I did a food intolerance test and tequila came up as one of my sensitivities in the results. I nearly deleted the email
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5 years
When the pastor convinced you to put £500 in the offering basket last service but this week he’s wearing new balenciagas
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Ronin.
8 months
Tiwa “The Rock” Savage
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2 months
Why do you guys have these stupid questions on your heart
@juliethardt
J Girl
2 months
Is it acceptable to ask your friend's husband/boyfriend for money secretly?
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6 years
Mums can be so OTT, my mum was screaming “does everyone in this house have brain damage?” because someone left an ice lolly wrapper on top of the bin
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7 years
£26 for a birth certificate to prove I was born. £26 uno. Isn't my belly button enough lol
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4 years
This is the content I love
@MirrorCeleb
Mirror Celeb
4 years
Katie Hopkins forced to sell £1m home and now rents after humiliating libel case
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Ronin.
5 years
In a relationship with a probation officer
@Kelvoo4
Kelvin Brown
5 years
My next relationship we’re having a weekly sit down. Once a week just sit and discuss US.. How things are going, what we can do to develop our relationship and more. Each others NEEDS, DO's And DONTS. You’d be surprised at what just a lil Communication can do for ANY relationship
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7 years
Black man and black woman interact in work place . White colleagues: So what's going on between you two? 😉😏
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7 years
This would be the last pic before I send him back to God
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3 years
Fiat 500 see themselves in Faye too much. Shouting outside weatherspoons bare foot
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4 years
Would never have guessed
@pushsquare
Push Square
4 years
Here's your very first look at the #PS5 logo.
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@Unkle_K
Ronin.
3 years
“IF JOHNNY HAS FOUR APPLES”
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@2022AFRICA
2022 AFRICA
4 years
Which type of parent are you going to be?
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5 years
1 turbulence and everyone will be blinded by stew
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5 years
Crackheads often take part in high risk activities with no sense of danger
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4 years
Okay hear me out. If kids aren’t affected by coronavirus why don’t we make them go to work instead?
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