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top 5000 tweeter / 21 / any pronouns / @ratfest420 + @superrealtm alumni / social media @und3rsc0rd

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Joined June 2016
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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“PC” music?? liberals HAVE to make everything about themselves 🙄
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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ordered the gromit mug on wish what the fuck
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@bylandee
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unemployed people wake up at 3pm like “fuck!! im late for watch youtube!!”
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@bylandee
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FIVE GUYS ARE SUCKIN DICK IN MUNICH GERMANY
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@bylandee
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trans people: im trans society: okay yoda smoking that bonkers zaza:
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@bylandee
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‘GOTH’ LMAO
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@bylandee
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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93... he was a fucking kid.
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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why is this fred merch kinda hard
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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wtf is this shirt in m&ms world bro
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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LIL NAS X IS A DRAINER WTF????
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@bylandee
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aint no way they put shinji from evangelion on the flight safety cards
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@bylandee
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its crazy how shes a landlord imagine hatsune miku evicting you for being 2 days late on rent
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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that rizz is chungus that rizz is chungus that rizz is chungus and you live in ohio 😂😂😂
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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mysticalforest-twt littlegoblinguy: idk bout y’all but if i stumbled upon a beautiful elven princess in the forest like her, i might just act TF up! 😂😂 wise_tree: you cant be talking like that white goblin
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this is a face people go to war for
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@bylandee
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got super high and filmed wallace and gromit like a concert
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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he dont got a single song where he needs to be doing this
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HK singer Dicky Cheung falls with rotating piano from mid-air during concert rehearsal
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@bylandee
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they look like a awful shoegaze band
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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I DID THE SAD MACHINE SAMPLE
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@bylandee
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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🚨URGENT — my cousin Jeffrey, 29, a GameStop worker in North Carolina was mandated to take Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine, 3 days later, he cannot stop shaking, "i'm a prisoner in my own home" This should be considered a crime
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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drake:
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Trying to get my job back.
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landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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my local chippy has a section to add cigarettes to your order. the american mind cant comprehend this
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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they shot and killed anthony fantano 💔💔
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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seeing the title ‘kyle rittenhouse murdered’ and watching it to find out it wasnt a video of him being brutally slaughtered to death just ruined my night
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Kyle Rittenhouse was murdered tonight in Tennessee.
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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reviews are in for the new porter robinson music video
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@bylandee
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some of my best trolling work ever dude oh my fucking god 😭😭 landee most radical left twitter user of all time confirmed
@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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its crazy how shes a landlord imagine hatsune miku evicting you for being 2 days late on rent
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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some of yous dont even have jerma m&ms and it shows
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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follow me this is literally my cat rn
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@bylandee
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@Seiginotora_TM no it actually means that theres five men sucking penis in munich germany sorry
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@bylandee
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she joji all over me and to be frank, my pink guy is filthy
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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my dentist wont leave me the fuck alone
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@bylandee
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dating a drummer has got to suck so much “babe i wrote this snare fill about you…”
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@bylandee
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finally met my long lost brother
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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@hunter_hhhh no way we’re still in the same year as large boulder the size of a small boulder
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
2 months
okay 😂😂😂 THIS is epic! 🔥🔥 you have to be prettty terminally online to understand THIS one! 😝😝
@meghanxhaz
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The original photo WITHOUT photoshop has been unearthed by the international press #KateMiddleton
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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america is not real because wtf is piggly wiggly
@the_tomsters
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Smiths/Maceys erasure
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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which way, western man?
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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no way theres actual beatles stan accounts im crying hahahahhaa this image is finally real
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@mccartneysfilm
katie
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maybe show their actual albums and not a movie score album
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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@prezoh tw. i'm afraid that someday, if i talk about jschlatt and my hobby of enjoying his videos, i'm afraid someone will just shot me. no fucking joke. it's not impossible.
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@bylandee
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i cant stop thinking about this
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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@hunter_hhhh I WENT BACK IN TIME AND MY MOM TRIED TO FUCK ME???? (*EMOTIONAL*)
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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what did he say
@Behind_Pics
Behind The Scenes Pics That Look Like Shitposts
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Curious George (Cancelled; 1998)
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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porter robinson and camilla cabello top two songs on hyperpop playlist i think the genre is officially dead
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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why did he say this
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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WORD TO THE FIVE GUYS FAMILY 🤝
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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insane using a trans persons song to spout shite like this. this video has 500k likes.
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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noooo way he predicted this 😂😂
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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kevin abstract posting sematary do not let these two people interact unless you want to hear the worst song of all time
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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@superloafcat make it wider
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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ordered the gromit mug on wish what the fuck
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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can you stop liking this ur getting in the way of the subtitles on seinfeld
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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dutch is not a real language bro im crying
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@bylandee
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
1 year
hyperpop is saved
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
3 years
@kaleblmk paramore u dont deserve to be here 💔
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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@ibipone hi its me porter robinson with my new single “get your wish order”
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
3 years
should have got the monkey mug man…
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
1 year
maybe the greatest video of all time
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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my coworker found out about my twitter and wont stop sending me ‘jokes’ he came up with that he thinks i should post
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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please dont do this to artists.
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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everyone is saying “me”. surely it cant be all of you
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
2 years
ordered the gromit mug mug mug on wish. they sent me eight
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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@snitchtown i wonder if this guy has ever listened to music by a woman
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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@lilsasquatch66 $800 ??? where tf u live?? they make me pay a whole grand here 🙄🙄
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
2 years
some of yous would kick it with a hamster if it listened to bladee
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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wtf??
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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i think my favourite key for playing guitar in is A Minor tbh so many beautiful chords that fit together so well
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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this is how you know drake lost
@xQc
xQc
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Drake cooked. Not even false accusations could wake me up from the snoozefest Kendrick dropped. No one cares that it takes three historians to understand the “depth” of the bars brother, it just sounds lame and boring. L
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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@hunter_hhhh hate to break it you pal but thats actually 3 years
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
3 years
made a ringtone banger out of this
@techprodbangers
Tech Product Bangers
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Title: Future Phone Model: Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Composer: Andrew Huang ( @andrewhuang )
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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its miku monday check out my miku poster
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
2 years
at drain gang no joke someone just asked if i was porter robinson
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
2 years
despicable
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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he didnt like wallace and i was fucking gromit.
@sonyashea3
i hate you joe biden
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i don’t like this.
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@bylandee
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sometimes whatsapp scammers are alright
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
2 months
*MILK DOES NOT EXIST* What you having with these??
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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scotland themed birthday party
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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someone actual pissed themself in the crowd at death grips glasgow wtf
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
1 year
get it??? because those artists arent actually on the soundtrack 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 get it???? do you get it?
@DiscussingFilml
DiscussingFilm
1 year
Artists featured on the ‘BARBIE’ soundtrack: ECCO2K PLAYBOI CARTI HIKARU UTADA ETHEL CAIN CHIEF KEEF LMFAO KFC MURDER CHICKS DJ ERY (Source: )
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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its crazy how they still have this up
@100gecs
100 gecs
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10,000 gecs tour 5 sign up for presale @
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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my dentist needs to leave me the fuck alone bro
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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okay i feel bad now heres mine everyone can make fun of me too
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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so horrible every post i see about this has the replies off cause of evil fucking transphobes. how can you see this and still spout hate, knowing that thats exactly what led to this?
@MatthewTaylorNI
Matthew Taylor
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Two teenagers have today been found guilty of the murder of Brianna Ghey. Now she has justice 🏳️‍⚧️ Rest in peace.
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@bylandee
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wtf
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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he really dropped one song and dipped 😂
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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some of yous think you were cringe when you were younger, heres my asdf movie tshirt i made when i was 11
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@bylandee
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1 year
“yoooo bro pass the evil blunt” my devious ass:
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
2 years
had to be said 🤷‍♀️
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
3 years
@cooldudeniceguy kourtney kardashian and megan fox are my favourite goth girls tbh
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@bylandee
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4 months
Sneeglezlorp slurger erupts when you take a bite
@blephin_
hydra
4 months
97-eons-old slime diner still serves their glorp the old fashioned way
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@bylandee
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7 months
shes giving census designated here
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@bylandee
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2 years
@anyafiles i could write a song one day after meeting her hes not special
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@bylandee
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3 years
whats up
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
2 years
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@bylandee
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1 year
@fzy000s she cant afford to purchase her fourth property because of my tweet
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
1 year
they dont make guys who look like this anymore, what happened to nerds…
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@bylandee
landee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
2 years
copped the hatsune miku energy drink
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