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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

4 months

In my fiancée era🥰

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

2 months

"What are you going to do with the cats when the baby is born?" Why do older people think you have to get rid of your cats when you have a baby?? Like we are keeping them?? They are our first babies???? Those old wives tales aren't real?????? What on gods green earth???????

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@bignoodlefan

2 months

@momofdroids Literally like it's not a cursed object that will snatch the soul of a baby it's just a cat who will likely ignore the baby completely lmao 😭

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@bignoodlefan

2 months

For those of you concerned: I am not scooping cat litter while pregnant, I am aware of toxoplasmosis and how it can be contracted because I have access to the google and a fiancé who cares about me. Don't worry your pretty little heads🫡

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

@6atin @bintel7ara @gyarufem “my mom hates creepy dudes better go OFF MYSELF” LMAOOOO please be fucking serious for a second

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@bignoodlefan

2 months

To those of you who have shared heart warming tales (pun intended) of how your cat and baby love each other, I hope you have a good day😘

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

8 months

my coworker no showed and ghosted us wednesday-friday last week and is now back like nothing happened even though i already celebrated her being gone and now it’s like oh… you’re back… yay

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

4 months

I love the male loneliness epidemic because it's so well deserved. you have to wonder what it's like living this hateful and delusional

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@jamiu_XL

4 months

Real question ladies Would you allow your brother marry a lady that is built like this ??

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@bignoodlefan

25 days

This is the prettiest smoothie I've ever bought????

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@bignoodlefan

2 months

Oh good everyone is awake, it's going to be a busy year for us💕💕 baby dance coming October 2024

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@bignoodlefan

4 months

@d_la_reina Men like that who dole out their address like business cards are always shocked when they finally get robbed by the complete stranger they let into their home lol

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

6 months

@tinaaabean_ @knoxdotmp3 this is such a silly prank like no one was hurt and it wasn’t long so everyone needs to desperately just go outside and get some air😭

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

3 months

the whole "murdered by police even as the person that called the police for help" is easily the most terrifying aspect of American culture. Like why would anyone want to call the police if there's a 50/50 that they will actually just unload their whole gun on you???? Terrifying

Doc Strangelove

@DocStrangelove2

3 months

I swear anytime a cop sees someone exercising their right it's like something overrides in their brain to murder with reckless abandon

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

1 year

idk maybe i’m very lame but letting your cat outside in general is stupid, bad for the environment, unsafe and just really annoying. just scoop a litter box and give environmental enrichment, stop letting your cats out.

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

4 months

Social media has rotted your brains so much you can't even be fucking appreciative of things unless it's the biggest most special grandest gesture in the world. He should dump you actually.

☆Jae☆

@Jayla_Andrea_

4 months

Cousins look what he got mee 😫 should I break up with him?

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@bignoodlefan

9 months

the entitlement is wild lmao sorry to break it to you but literally no one has to make chit chat with you in any setting just because they’re in public? some people are just there to eat/make a purchase and mind their business

bailey gesserit

@been_herde

9 months

if you don’t want to talk to people then stay at home!!!!

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@bignoodlefan

5 months

My favourite Canada fact: there are more trees in Canada than there are stars in the Milky Way!

Cora Harrington

@lingerie_addict

5 months

I want to learn something. Share one interesting fact you know. I’ll start. We were able to get an idea of when humans first began wearing clothes - which was 10s of 1000s of years earlier than the oldest clothing we’ve found - because of when body lice diverged from head lice.

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

8 months

update: she no call no showed again so they fired her😭

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

7 months

@yourfrienddana SOCCER MEET, ITS SOCCER MEET OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN HAUNTED ALL MORNING AND I FINALLY CRACKED IT

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

1 year

crack feels acceptable in the apocalypse tbh

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

1 year

now THIS is what i’m talking about when i say career retail people have an ENERGY about them that is so unmistakably mesmerizing and something to be FEARED. i wouldn’t trifle with this woman and would buy her a redbull every shift

drew

@hydratedangel

1 year

i just know she’s running that shoe carnival like the navy

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

6 months

@d_la_reina literally unless you have another paychecks worth of money after paying bills and putting money away, you’re paycheck to paycheck.

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

10 months

look dogs are nice and i like them as much as the next guy but the whole “i bring my dog everywhere” thing is truly so annoying because why are we planning an outing based on where you can bring it? “is it dog friendly?” idk i didn’t invite the dog

Jasmine The Great | Brand Strategy & Marketing

@lmTheReasonWhy

10 months

Publix banned dogs and I feel them. Outside of a service dog, why the fuck you touching groceries other people buying with them nasty ass hands you just petted your dog with? Like be for real.

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@bignoodlefan

6 months

no YOURE having your break on the floor to avoid your coworkers

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

@thebiggestyee if australians will do one thing it’s have the name Liam

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

8 months

the girl who no showed until she got fired used to put mayo on her salad as a substitute for salad dressing and i just needed people to know that

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

8 months

gunna be so honest here if by some chance she shows up tomorrow i’m going to have to have a lay down on the floor because the emotional roller coaster is too much for me

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

8 months

no one understands how annoyed i am she isn’t in fact gone because this bitch cuts me off mid sentence all day long and is a giant jerk every day😭

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

2 months

@rightmeoworelse Just from pictures of his face when in your care vs. [redacted] is enough proof there's neglect on his end, plus you're self sustained financially and with a home of your own where as [redacted] is not so he's an idiot if he thinks he's going to win

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

1 month

The speed pregnancy goes by is insane cause how am I already almost 15 weeks???

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

1 year

this is literally how i reject people who approach me in bars. i’m not going to entertain your pitch, i am not wasting my time on someone i don’t want to talk to. If you want to hit on/flirt with people in public spaces no one is stopping you, you can do it anywhere,

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@sun_girlxo

1 year

honest question are there any public spaces left that are acceptable to flirt or to hit on people or to be hit on

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

23 days

"You shouldn't talk about your mom that way" she shouldn't have done or said any of what she did to me as a child or maybe I'd talk about her nicely lol imagine trying to impose your family dynamic on someone else because your parent didn't traumatize you🫡

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@cokenhenny

24 days

Being around ppl with no trauma inflicted on them by their parents is so funny sometimes bc why are you lecturing and judging me for calling my mother a stupid bitch

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

11 months

why would the person paid a higher wage with access to the schedule, availabilities, and phone numbers NOT be responsible for staffing related problems/requests? what’s the point in having a manager then?

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@geka415

11 months

I don’t agree with the idea that it is your managers job to find coverage for your shift, idk where that idea stems from but if you don’t show up to YOUR shift that you agreed to work it is your responsibility to cover YOUR OWN SHIFT

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

5 months

Had my man bid and pay $200 for this cat painting

rachel

@rachelmillman

5 months

Alright. We’re wrapping up the year. It is now tradition: Please tell me about the funniest and stupidest thing you did in 2023

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

4 months

"Why would you quit being a barista? You love it!" Let me be clear when I say I am so serious about the fact that I care more about having pretty nails thank you

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@bignoodlefan

4 months

Imagine being bothered by what others consider accomplishments???

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@215Dajah

4 months

@d_la_reina U didn’t accomplish nothing. You just didn’t have a kid and that’s ok. Maybe highlight the things you were able to work hard towards and accomplish with said freedom 👀 things you desire and truly want out of life because the things u don’t should be irrelevant

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

1 year

@poppakendo @PopCrave sorry can you explain to me when it would ever be even the most minuscule amount of ok to make sexual tweets or jokes about your own child?? quickly now

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

7 months

if you get cheated on and stay, i get that. if you stay, but take any opportunity to throw it in their face? you look dumb. like you genuinely look dumb. “well at least i didn’t cheat” like ok? but you wanted to stay so what are you actually doing with this?

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

4 months

The fact that Israhell has reached a "if we can't have gaza no one can have it" point is beyond fucked. They don't even care if they ruin the land, they do not care if it remains barren. They literally only care about eradicating all Palestinians and that's beyond sickening.

jerry

@ANerdNamedJerry

4 months

so, i decided to put this to a test to show you how awful this is using a website called nukemap, just to show how awful this is regarding settings: the average nuke in the modern day is 500kt, so the test was based around that. findings below (in the thread) >>

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

11 months

@backthatJassup honestly between abused like that by her whole family and also being drugged often during her time being held hostage this is probably her way of coping and trying to feel a sense of familiarity

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

6 months

babe part of canada is definitely in this map, but that’s between you and the american public school system i suppose💕

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@medievalweapon1

6 months

@jaketropolis The funniest thing about this worldbuilding is that the rest of the world is just normal so theres like Canada and Mexico and France observing america becoming a hellish dystopia

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

8 months

having kids in general is selfish, but gunna let you in on a fun little secret here: anyone of any class/economic standing can traumatize children, not just poor people, so let’s pack that blame game away shall we??

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@heyyitsjanea

8 months

having kids you can’t afford is selfish. you are traumatizing someone who didn’t ask to be here and for what? because it’s your right??

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

1 year

owes you what josh????

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

1 year

Josh Peck suggests that Jennette McCurdy blocked his number after asking him to scrap an unreleased episode of his podcast where they discussed her memoir, ‘I'm Glad My Mom Died.’ Peck reached out several times to get her back on the podcast but got no response: “She owes us.”

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

6 months

when you’re mean to me this is who you’re mean to

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

8 months

idk if “locking herself in the master bedroom to do coke with a guy friend” or the “drinks for 8-12+ hours” is the life stage that’s unreasonable to dislike but maybe i’m just uptight

elle

@ellegist

8 months

men love to date women 7 years their junior then moan about being at different life stages

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@bignoodlefan

2 months

So you took a picture of her to make fun of her on the internet?? Worms for brains

Mikey ✶

@Bootlegkhaled

2 months

She got mad because I asked if she was Kevin or Marcus 😒

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@bignoodlefan

7 months

i get second hand embarrassment every time i open this app because some of you are down absolutely horrendous for someone that doesn’t even give you basic respect and it’s genuinely incredible to watch how loud and proud it gets announced to a public forum LMAO WOOF

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

1 year

@idntfxckwithyou let’s not forget travelling to scotland and stone hedge and her ignoring drone laws and then travelling for an elective surgery peak pandemic!

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

19 days

Happy Mother's Day to all my fellow mothers! Whether your baby is biologically yours, a step child or adopted, an angel baby, a fur baby, etc. you are a mother and you are doing amazing! Hope today is wonderful and hope you feel loved and appreciated!

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@bignoodlefan

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Someone's mom

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@dumpstxrfire_

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someone’s mom

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

@toricantstfu “hey i feel as though there is a lot of pressure being put on me for on-boarding. i feel as though my previous experience isn’t being taken into account when training me and it is making this on boarding experience/test prep more overwhelming and hard to find my work groove”

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

8 months

the romanticism of white people (women in this case) is always ?????? cause most white people don’t even have good hygiene so

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

2 months

The tweets "educating" me about toxoplasmosis are cracking me up like yes of course I did no research and am just out here scooping cat shit at 3 months pregnant not like I have a fiancé that does that or anything no no😭

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

4 months

8 mutuals w/o saying names: Archeologist Pillow at the beach milk drinker Mustard lady Pickle lady Ottawa mom HR lady with 2 kids East coaster Lettuce mom

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

7 months

your sibling can and will use your parents against you as you get older. to get past boundaries, to have access to you, to maintain some sort of place in your life because they feel entitled to it. your sibling can be your biggest hater.

Jenny💐💐

@Jenny_szn

7 months

what opinion about Siblings will have you like this?

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

3 months

Little bit of makeup but I am sexy bald thank you

aaliyah

@come222liyah

3 months

*what’s that picture of you that makes you say “wow I’m so naturally beautiful”*

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

@momofdroids her not knowing what you look like despite being like 9 months pregnant 😭😭😭

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mother BmiK🥭

@bignoodlefan

8 months

when they started adding “take a 1 min video of yourself talking about xyz” for jon line job applications i nearly offed myself

Kat Tenbarge

@kattenbarge

8 months

Every day I’m heartbroken by the continuous shift away from text online to audio/video. I don’t WANT to LISTEN or WATCH things. I want to READ things

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@bignoodlefan

5 months

@littlextrash You deserve an award for not going fucking postal oh my god

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@bignoodlefan

8 months

generous men love to provide, my man is a provider and there’s never a time i need things that he won’t provide them. groceries? bills? dates? gifts? provided. support? love? stability? provided. generous men are built different

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@HappyToBeHumble

8 months

until you date a generous man, you’ll never understand how much men love to provide for their woman…… not rich, but generous

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@bignoodlefan

8 months

my mom and her second husband had a wedding cake topper like this only it was the bride reeling in her crawling away groom with a fishing pole… ask me if they’re still together lmao

Stevie Ann

@stevieanntas

8 months

What do you all think of this cake? It was in a facebook group, someone claiming her husband to be made it. I hate these misogynist jokes, and if her husband made it, I would be seriously considering not getting married since he thinks it's a joke and he wants to escape.

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@bignoodlefan

11 months

if your partner is genuinely not your friend, leave. i’m so serious too because if you marry someone who does not value your friendship/you as a friend too then this is what you are signing up for

Heidi N. Moore

@moorehn

11 months

When I am openly critical of marriage as an institution, it is this kind of depthless alienation that I mean. Women existing in families they started, but never supported, never acknowledged, never validated or appreciated, always lonely, drifting as invisibly as ghosts

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@bignoodlefan

4 months

Call me a shitty person if you want but if my 18 year old did that to my fucking house you'd be kicked out of my fucking house. The level of disrespect is insane, the amount of damage is insane. The way she would be paying every last $ & never be welcome back in my fucking house

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@bignoodlefan

9 months

i need you all to GET A GRIP oh my god it’s just WINE

arsh is guilty as sin? 😈

@saltxair

9 months

i have been RIDICULED for being a white wine girly, i’ve gotten called SLURS and told to GROW UP by my “friends and family” since i don’t want to split a bottle of red so to know that taylor swift is unapologetically a white wine girly .. i now have strength to face all my haters

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@bignoodlefan

6 months

@d_la_reina as a paycheck to paycheck person i’m like “what a good month” if i have an extra $300, don’t ask me when the last time i did something like the dentist or eye doctors though😭

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@bignoodlefan

4 months

@d_la_reina The "you have to want kids or you're selfish" crowd really does mental gymnastics every day lmao

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@bignoodlefan

4 months

@littlextrash The way this is all his fault is so infuriating, I'm sorry you are and have been dealing with so much

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

@thebiggestyee travelling puts me in fight or flight because i am too far from my cats and my safe space, the overstimulation of strangers, new places, making the most of it while also trying to relax ruins it

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@bignoodlefan

7 months

i feel so sexy and cool when i walk into the government building i work in every day wearing leggings and crocs

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@bignoodlefan

1 month

Look what my MIL bought the baby I am screaming it is so cute😭😍

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@bignoodlefan

6 months

@legitskylar nancy, emily, rebecca, dragonlord, edda, emilia

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@bignoodlefan

6 months

"you call in if you're tired?" if i'm tired, sad, moody, if it's too cold, too snowy, if i haven't had enough sun light, whatever. i will call in at the slightest inconvenience. i am not a working girlie, i was not built for the workforce, and i will not pretend i am otherwise😤

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@bignoodlefan

8 months

follow up: i’m BEGGING people to stop going on shows like Love is Blind when they aren’t ready/don’t actually want to get married yet. like why even waste everyone’s time?

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@bignoodlefan

8 months

a 22 year old only child with a very financially involved mother is actually my nemesis and i hope she gets fired soon fr

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

“you’re gaslighting” is truly such a misused phrase these days

Kaeley Triller

@KaeleyT

1 year

@Yungnosferatu1 You’re gaslighting, and i’m bored. You know damn well what the problem is.

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

it’s always this about smoking but never about drinking

ERIS

@ERISTHEPLANET

1 year

Im not saying yall should never smoke weed but like its a lot more rewarding when ur not high all the time <3 especially if ur adulting with responsibilities and have goals!

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

@momofdroids “it is terrible” thank you sir 😭😂

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

@sarahthetaurus @AutSciPerson i have never felt so seen in my whole life, like this really made things click for me as to why i’m “good” at socializing but struggle with it immensely internally

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@bignoodlefan

1 month

THE DRESS HAS BEEN FOUND I REPEAT I HAVE FOUND MY WEDDING DRESS!!!!

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

@RequiemLenina is no one going to mention the FRESH micro blading

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

@idntfxckwithyou i don’t even know why people were even upset?? there’s squirt videos and dick on the TL like every day but her posting a little facial was too much?????

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

guy wears glasses and has a mild radio voice so he thinks he’s a genius and then proceeds to describe capitalism whilst calling it democracy, amazing

Fraser 🤠

@JediNabber

1 year

what are our thoughts on this one fellas

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

lmao they said they are free at 4 or sooner and you say 6, which is 2 hours past when they are free as clearly stated, and are then going to act like they are the problem because they are a libra??? noah fence but you’re absolutely the problem in this situation lol

dee breezy✨

@xxdbreezyxx

1 year

this is why i never get far with libras.

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@bignoodlefan

2 months

I would watch THE fuck out of a RomCom with Dev Patel like please I am BEGGING

best of director dev patel

@bestofpatel

2 months

Dev Patel on if he'd ever do a rom-com: "Wish I could do a ROM COM! I'm a romantic at heart".

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@bignoodlefan

8 months

when you say “come over but im in sweats” and your friend shows up to hangout in JEANS like oh ok over achiever i’ll get dressed too i guess

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@bignoodlefan

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this is my best angle

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

@graciemaynard23 when i worked at a drug store and people would ask to use the bathroom i would occasionally say “have a good one” when i let them in and it HAUNTS me

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

my man and i agree when we have our first kid if they’re an easy baby we simply won’t have any more children and will simply get more cats

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@bignoodlefan

2 months

...there's so much to unpack with the categorizing of types of bf/gf trend cause why am is that being a loser???? You're all desperate to have some sort of label to be quirky and special. Go outside, touch some grass, if you call your significant other a "loser bf/gf" go to hell

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@moonies1eepy

2 months

"i want a loser gf" until she has 2 friends, rots in her room, hates loud noises, clings to you, wants reassurance all the time, says sorry for small things and feels like you don't love her anymore

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@bignoodlefan

9 months

any man that sees a woman being harassed/assaulted and doesn’t intervene is a loser, a waste of oxygen, and should be shunned by the community because you’re all so “women need us” but then sit on the sidelines while we get murdered so shut the fuck up you entitled little bitch

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@bignoodlefan

5 months

lmao

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@dietdrke1p

5 months

QT with your most iconic hair The teal pixie cut will always be my most iconic, I cannot top this I fear

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

calling someone playboy before you bash them in the head with a bottle is sending me lol

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@maudescat

1 year

happy 1 year anniversary of fezco beating nate at the new years eve party!

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

OHHHHHHH he’s upset he can’t treat women like shit and get away with it

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

everyone who says “no one has ever gotten a job through indeed” to me are always like ??????? when i say i have gotten every job in my adult life through indeed lol

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@bignoodlefan

6 months

#NewProfilePic it's festive month baby

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

@momofdroids isn’t it something like the average american has less than 1k in savings??? like damn the patriotism for america from the “greatest country” crowd is very wild lol

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@bignoodlefan

1 year

my coworker asked if i had ever been ghosted and i was like yes??? and she was like “but you’re so pretty??” and i’m still riding that high

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@bignoodlefan

5 months

This is taking me out lmao "bananas!" 😭😭😭 (was on my FYP) real question though are sliced almonds not common??? Like in the most genuine way possible is it not obvious those are almonds?????????

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@bignoodlefan

2 months

LMAO 5.8k likes?!?! What is HAPPENING?????

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@bignoodlefan

2 months

"What are you going to do with the cats when the baby is born?" Why do older people think you have to get rid of your cats when you have a baby?? Like we are keeping them?? They are our first babies???? Those old wives tales aren't real?????? What on gods green earth???????

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@bignoodlefan

7 months

this made me sick oh my god😭🥴