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@thebiggestyee

4 years

hahaha get it guys??? women!!! hahaha

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2 years

i asked my work neighbor to borrow a pen and she stuck this through the door lmao

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@thebiggestyee

4 years

kinda messed up that middle schools would host field trips that were like $4000 to DC or whatever and all the poor kids just....couldn’t go......

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2 years

fuck it cow fridge

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1 year

one time a woman with a medical alert wiener dog sat next to me on a plane and her dog kept alerting on me and she was like “not to be weird but you should get your heart checked out” and that’s how i found out i had a mildly irregular heart beat

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1 year

it’s so funny to see tweets like this bc…they DO know their audience…they’re a multi million dollar company. YOU losers are the minority here!!! everyone hates you bigots and you only think you’re the majority because you’re all so fucking loud and annoying about your baseless…

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1 year

i think it’s really beautiful the way all corners of the internet have come together to go “yeah that’s a bad guy”. leftists, conservatives, believers, atheists, people of all races all genders all ages…we ALL fucking hate this guy. and i think that’s beautiful 🥰

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3 years

SORRY i can’t hangout, my HOT, EMPLOYED, RESPECTFUL boyfriend is coming over and he has FLOWERS and WORDS OF AFFIRMATION for me!!!

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@thebiggestyee

4 years

this is the comforter ur high school boyfriend had

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3 years

please say you remember this book

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4 years

does anyone remember getting hotdogs at home depot please say yes

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1 year

not to be midwestern but my dad would’ve beat the shit out of him

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4 years

trying to make my bf propose to me after 4 months

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@thebiggestyee

2 years

influencers publicly complaining about working 12 hour days and being tired meanwhile their 12 hour day is doing their own makeup and unboxing louis vuitton on camera and they’re making $250,000+ a year to do it. the rest of us work 12 hour days too babe, and for 1/5th of that 💀

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4 years

my 25 y/o bf: watching the dem debate me, his 22 y/o gf: trying to learn renegade

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@thebiggestyee

1 year

let year i attempted to buy a victorian in my neighborhood that was built in 1902 and beautifully maintained. the people that actually bought it just tore it down and are now building a house so wide on the lot that there is less than 4 feet on either side between the neighbors.

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4 years

the pain in my adult bf’s eyes when i make him watch the 6th tiktok of the morning that he has to pretend to laugh at >>>

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1 year

i have tears in my eyes i can’t stop laughing

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1 year

shooting up out of a dead sleep because i remebered trisha paytas had sex with robin williams

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1 year

what’s the worst thing anyone has ever said to you during sex? one of my friends asked a guy to talk dirty to her and the first thing he said was “you like that you little r*tard?!” 💀

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3 years

maybe if we let people smoke on airplanes again people would stop bringing their babies

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1 year

dunking my deep dish in the green chicago river

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Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩

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2 years

they are excited! hope this helps!

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2 years

i need someone to write about the phenomenon of women changing their names/handles on social media the *second* they get married

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1 year

boobs just don’t look good on anyone. big boobs, small boobs, hate them all. i literally hate seeing boobs so if you post your boobs here to try to prove me “wrong” it will hurt me really bad so do NOT post boobs. hate them ughhhhhhhh i wish they were never invented.

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3 years

i am dating a guy that walks around saying shit like “happy wife happy life!” “lemme ask the boss!” and “it’s your world babe im just living in it!” so huge w

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6 months

hosting one of my guy friends this weekend too. i have no idea how many beers to provide a 27 year old man. 20? 100? i feel like nasa with the tampons.

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1 year

unrelated to the post but this woman fucking rules btw, huge fair living wages advocate and started a business that equally shares its profits with all employees equally + amazing benefits. she rules!

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@thebiggestyee

1 year

i used to sell this guy adderall for $40 a pill

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@BrilynHollyhand

1 year

Hey Dylan Mulvaney, Let me lay this out for you in the simplest terms possible: My friend @SarahHuckabee is a real woman. You are not. @BudLight - take note!

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1 year

the wiener was wearing a hawaiian shirt btw

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2 years

i feel like im meeting a celebrity

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3 years

this is the 6th time james charles has “accidentally” had sexual contact with a minor. gonna go out on a limb and say its not an accident.

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8 months

i am going to say something that should be concerning to modern feminism

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1 year

one time when i was dating a marine i gifted him a pocket pussy with my picture taped to it as a silly joke and within a month his whole unit had fucked the pocket me and the last 4 guys to do it all got chlamydia (:

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1 year

sorry i liked your tweet 24s after you posted it. i am just refreshing my timeline over and over and over again like an old person at a slot machine.

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1 year

kim kardashian has purchased the red instagram swimsuit for $500,000

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2 years

they told me i could do anything to this apartment so i painted my cabinets pink

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1 year

girls trip 🤍

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1 year

im going to say something you will hate. …she couldn’t wait a week? lmao

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1 year

they're beating this lady's ass in the replies and rightfully so

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1 year

i also remember when i viewed the house with the real estate agent, she mentioned to me that i could raise the ceiling in the basement (6ft ceilings bc 120 years old) and i was like oh im not your regular (town name) buyer, this IS my entire budget. there will be no roof raising

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10 months

a little boy just walked past coco and pointed at her and said “bunny!”

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3 years

why does having a cold have to be so humiliating post covid? i feel like i’m telling my friends i have tuberculosis, they’re all scared of me.

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3 years

my bf posts me the way a facebook mom would lmao

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@thebiggestyee

1 year

do NOT contact someone you briefly dated 6+ years ago without looking them up on facebook first lmfao 🥴 my bad girlfriend!!! he’s all yours 🫡

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3 years

lmfaooooo guy that got 32 vaccinations to join the army is now upset to get a 33rd im sorry that’s just so funny

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10 months

c*ll her d*day is such a bad podcast lol. the guests are all very interesting people but the host is sooo bad at interviewing, it never feels like a conversation lol it always feels so stiff. just question, answer, thumbs up, next question.

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1 year

@WHOAitsTyler it’s not! unfortunately, the median home price in my neighborhood is $1.25 million, so buying a $440k home for the lot and building a million dollar house on it makes sense :/ it’s a shame the historical stuff doesn’t get preserved :/

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8 months

sorry i liked your tweet 3 seconds after you posted it. im not insane, my screen time is just like, 16 hours a day and im just constantly refreshing my feed like a chimp raised in captivity that’s been given an ipad.

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7 months

@latkedelrey no but it’s actually the best idea ever everyone should have a shower chair

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@thebiggestyee

4 years

when ryan uses my stuff for his tweets

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3 years

bro im not addicted to weed you can’t get addicted to it i just get anxious and irritable when i don’t have it and can’t fall asleep without it and have to do it before anything to have fun ok get off my back

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@thebiggestyee

10 months

this is normal and more of you should do it actually

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10 months

Fascinated by Zuck’s choice to not have his kids’ faces on his social media platform

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1 year

you can not embarrass me i have literally dated people that hated me for months and everyone knew

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1 year

when i was (redacted age) me & my bff bought acid & went to sixflags but the acid was fake so nothing happened. so we text the guy like ??? & he goes “im sorry, i can’t pay you back bc it’s gone but id love to take you on a date to make up for it” which was honestly INSANE of him

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7 months

most people that own - husky’s - doodles - german shepards - cattle dogs SHOULDN’T

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7 months

Opinions about pets/pet owners that’ll have you like this

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1 year

barbie movie isn’t realistic unless they scissor

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2 years

advice: complain and vent to your peers. no one else wants to hear it.

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1 year

@PalmerReynolds rawhburt eileigh 🤍

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1 year

you’re actually supposed to hold the glass by the stem <3 just a heads up for next time you post so people can’t tell it’s your first time! PS if you spend enough over a 12 month period they’ll start bringing you to the room upstairs!

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@GhostFreeOr1056

1 year

When y’all buy y’all clothes do they offer y’all champagne or no? Just me? Oh… Tough.

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1 year

this kind of person is so much more annoying than any valley girl to ever live

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bf just sighed really loud and was staring at the ceiling so i asked what was wrong and he goes “...i was just thinkin about what would be fun to throw off the balcony” and then follows up with “have you ever put a cd in the microwave???” men are amazing

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saw some girl being super evil in tiktok comments to other girls so i went to her page and commented “im gonna DM him” on a post of her BF and now there are hundreds of 19 year olds mad at me 😂😂😂

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1 year

i think a fourloko would kill gwenyth paltro

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3 years

“Adult Man Has Consensual Sex, NY Post Journalist Exploits Revenge Porn”

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1 year

have you tried eating food?

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1 year

Since 2/3rds of my year is spent traveling, I’m very focused on maintaining my health. I take these every morning w/ a protein shake. Am I missing any other essentials?

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1 year

every time you think he’ll stop talking he just keeps going

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1 year

The moment she tells him he makes her lose faith in men and marriage...

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im supposed to be a bad bitch and im texting this man at 5am like “miss you so much peanut i can’t wait to come home and snuggle miss you so much forever x10000000 heart emoji love emoji heart emoji x8” smh disgusting who is she

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making new girl friends is literally scarier than making the first move with any man ever. the stakes are higher than they’ve ever been! if a man rejects me it’s surface level, im not their type. if a GIRLY POP rejects me it’s because she doesn’t like who i am fundamentally…

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4 years

would u buy beer from her at the golf course be honest

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4 years

this is fucking disgusting and unbelievably scary and invasive do not ever do this

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4 years

you’re closer to being homeless than you are to being a billionaire so idk maybe vote like that

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1 year

the neighbors are both tear downs as well built out to the edges of the lot. what a nightmare.

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3 years

i still can’t believe ive paid $1600 rent on time for 2 years and my bank is still like “hmmm sorry we just don’t think you will be able to afford this $900/month mortgage srry 😔”

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3 years

i just HAVE to spend money!!! i have to do it all the time or i will die!!!

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3 years

how long do you think i can do this

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1 year

ok in retrospect this was the funniest thing i’ve ever done out of spite

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1 year

graduated from the mental hospital today (: here’s my photos from first and last day of program

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@thebiggestyee

4 years

body building is just and eating disorder in cursive.

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@bertovo

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fitness culture is so cool lmao

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1 year

even the dogs excited hahahaha this is so cute

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my high school bf was a marine and his roommate was from alabama and was illiterate. suuuper sweet guy, loved moon pies, couldn’t read/write. his recruiter helped him cheat on the asvab to get enlisted. didn’t have a lot of family so i sent him a whole box of moon pies once-

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i have a really really really big huge hard pill to swallow for you…

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@Archang91369663 guy that’s never met a marine

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@ariesbaddiex this makes me so angry my pussy is throbbing!!!!!!!!

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3 years

this has gone too far

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@DiscussingFilm

3 years

‘CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG’ has been delayed indefinitely over concerns about the Delta variant of COVID-19. (Source: Deadline)

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i will never understand why a state issued photo ID that’s expired won’t get you in to a bar/dispensary lol i didn’t change identities or age in reverse after it expired

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3 years

snl should hire me to write because im also not funny

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8 months

some of you log on and just post the most insensitive gross shit, like jesus christ dude this is someone committing suicide??? the internet has rotted your brains.

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4 years

list of things i am not doing today: reading a single reply to this

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i got 24 beers and a package of puppy pee pads, thanks everyone!!!

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1 year

and asked my bf to film his reaction opening it. he opened the box and LOST. HIS. MIND. in the most unintelligible souther accent goes “MAGOD SHE GOT ME A WHOLE DANG BOX O DANG OLE MOON PIES I LOVE MOON PIES SHOOT THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE DANG OLE MOON PIES FOR LIFE-“

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1 year

when it takes 6 months to get a fun tweet approved and it’s no longer relevant by the time its up

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@littlecaesars

1 year

Introducing Corncob Crust from Little Caesars! You’re Welcome, America

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3 years

idk how to caption this...but just this kind of person. that’s the joke. this couple from your hometown.

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1 year

@Mlloyd62 dogs are so amazing

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4 years

if i had a stand mixer maybe i wouldn’t cry 2x a day that’s ALL i’m saying

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if the resonates with you and you can, please consider donating to or getting involved with your local underserved/poor public school districts. this organization helps get schools supplies, instruments, and ec materials to kids in the CPSD.

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@Apilalis if i have to live with this knowledge so does everyone else that crosses my path

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4 years

im sure my bf is just revising his national girlfriend day post, i bet he wants it to be perfect so he’s taking his time and finding my best selfie.

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