very good sliding-scale herbalist- dm for a consult! Pocono Mountains fan account. Italianx. socialism-liker. daylight savings time hater/ cash app $bigkitten
remember when that guy made that documentary about himself eating 5000 cals per day of McDonald's and not exercising at all so he gained weight and the world was like "ah I see McDonald's is the problem"
holy shit this is incredible. I REALLY wish my dad could see this he would laugh so fucking hard. like no joke we made fun of Dilbert constantly. he would love this
@stahppitrahn
my dad fell for a Nigerian prince by-mail scheme and then fell for ANOTHER one the following week because he reasoned “they couldn’t both be fake”
banning TikTok has bipartisan support. slaughtering Palestinians has bipartisan support. dehumanizing immigrants has bipartisan support. starting to think bipartisanship isn’t good actually
it'd be cool if Liz Warren issued an apology for drawing equivalence between
@sunrisemvmt
working to elect Bernie and 14.6 million dollars given to her by a single venture capitalist
I was a dumb anti- fast food scold for a long time but I'm over it. A delicious McDonald's double cheeseburger has the same calories and a comparable macro ratio to the "healthy" protein cookie I'm about to eat for breakfast.
actually maybe I'll hit up the drive thru instead
when the audience launches into a “four more years” chant as a response to ppl calling for a ceasefire, these are the moments that stick with me when the Democratic Party comes round begging for my help
BREAKING: Activists in South Carolina just took over Biden's speech to call for a ceasefire.
"20,000 dead Palestinians; their blood is on your hands."
Biden was shaken. He's starting to understand the reality: his war on Gaza is horrifically unpopular, and people are fed up.
I’m a big fan of green things and natural stuff, I’m actually a trained herbalist (taking clients! DM me!) but there’s nothing wrong with McDonalds that isn’t wrong w 1/2 the restaurant food u can eat and none of it’s wrong at all...in moderation
just to get it out of the way my dad was a card carrying member of the ACLU, NOW, and was a socialist and would think every one of you psychos in the replies should eat shit and die
@thesarahkelly
everyone hates cleaning and yet the people who do it are so poorly paid for their universally reviled task that it’s one of the first things people will outsource once they have any money to play with. just hope y’all are tipping
@sshesanangel
preventative botox is wild because it makes you look like a wax museum display plus it’s just atrophying all your facial muscles from the start so in the end you’ll be saggier
@AMythicWitch
I moved into a house that was def haunted. one day the temp dropped 20 degrees in 2 minutes inside, all the doors in the house slammed shut on their own, and the lights went out. this was the last straw. my friend began playing “gangsters paradise” on piano and it all stopped
one of Biden’s little slogans was, he was going to “Heal America” which is wild because I’ve never felt so sad and angry and sick about this country as I have during his presidency
@samgmorrissey
@anaismitchell
I loved that we had to be prepared to speak to someone’s parents when we called them. Being polite and respectful was a hoop needed to jump through to access our friends and it was good.
@steamyporkbuns
@queerBengali
right. having emotions about brutal slaughter is fine but if you allow your emotions about brutal slaughter to influence your actions, now that’s just crazy!!!
MORNING JOE: Former Condoleezza Rice advisor and NSC spokesperson Elise Jordan erupts at President Biden’s unwillingness to condition weapons aid to Israel.
@SxarletRed
he was a the state rep when I lived in Vermont and I heard lots of stories like this. my roommate worked at a planned parenthood and contacted him about some issues at work and he literally came over for dinner to talk with him
exactly how incompetent is the IDF that they’ve managed to kill, maim, or render homeless the majority of the civilian population and yet Hamas still has the capacity to LAUNCH ROCKETS
@Spenny22415349
@calebsaysthings
it’s someone’s house that they’re pretending is a hotel and charging you to also pretend it’s a hotel. if you want me to be a houseguest who cleans up after myself, don’t charge
my main takeaway from this backstory is, Warren was carefully "cultivating" Sanders to back her run for the presidency and is now frustrated that he's besting her in the race
@oldredtree
@WesPDX86
one time someone came into a little witchcraft store my friend was working at (and I was visiting) waving a gun around demanding all the money. we just busted up laughing because there was like $20 in the drawer. they freaked out and left
@PpollingNumbers
@FiveThirtyEight
please everyone take absolutely nothing nothing nothing for granted. this is how it stands right now. the super pacs are going to be running ad after ad against us, I think they are part of the reason why we didn't crush Iowa
.
@BernieSanders
is a frontrunner for the presidency and instead of playing it safe, he unabashedly stands up for the rights of some of the most despised people in our society. I will canvass for this dude until my feet bleed, this is leadership
#BernieTownHall
#Bernie2020
@earringdealer1
beyond the obvious reason this is hilarious, wtf is "full blown HIV"? like wasn't "full blown" the previous way doctors described AIDS? HIV is by definition not full blown anything? anyway
@jajcrob
well behaved women rarely see the grid on everything, get an incredible sense of physics, and just draw anything from memory in their minds from different angles
@ChiefBrody94
@lingerie_addict
oh my god the self righteousness dripping off this tweet. like if ppl don’t want to put up with your judgement and lectures they’re doing a moral failure. no wonder she hides her clothes from you
I cannot stop laughing at this Politico article. Gen Z simply doesn’t understand that Biden may hate what Israel is doing but he simply HAS to send them bombs to do it!!! he’s a Cold War Democrat by god!
@umichvoter
so casual. so normal. so cool. just heading into Wegners for a five pound bag of carrots and some broccoli and asparagus to eat raw with guac and salsa like every normal Pennsylvanian normally does
@mviser
would've been neat if Warren had done something about their ideological alliance when it would've mattered but this was prob her end game anyway
@NurtecODT
@khloekardashian
more money than god so she can indulge her pathological insecurities by remodeling her face every six months, earning the money to do it by impressing her pathological insecurities onto susceptible young girls: an American story
@TwitForBen9
I was 19 when that docu came out. I know what the world was like. I think we were all looking for a scapegoat to pin our health issues on and Spurlock made McDonald's an ideal target
I really do have to say, Bernie Sanders has been in Elizabeth Warren's corner for over 20 years. He invited her to do town halls when no one knew her, advocated for her to lead CFPB, and deferred to her in 2016, only running when she demurred. He must feel so betrayed.
#DemDebate
@AliEzzoBezzo
@herosnvrdie69
when my mom died when I was ten my first words were “I don’t have a mom! I don’t have a mom!” the pain never goes away. now add a war zone and this utter destruction on top of it? who can bear it? how can the United States allow Israel to continue this?
@SanaSaeed
if you watch wildlife in a fight, there’s a moment where the inevitability of death visibly washes over them and they embody a sort of grace, like a submission to creation. western culture is too terrified of death to know that grace. I watch this and think this man understands
did you know that you can be really fat and be metabolically healthy? did you know you can exercise and eat right but if your metabolism is down-shifted from previous diets, you may still gain weight?
liberals love squealing about non violence, the importance of non violence, not gonna support anything with a hint, a nod even, to violence
but when the cops show up and get violent as they disband a non violent protest AGAINST VIOLENCE, oh well they’re just maintaining order
nevertheless
#ShePersisted
Even tho she bombed in the first four contests, each one worse than the preceding. Even tho it meant selling out and taking millions of SuperPAC dollars in ads, even tho it meant throwing her closest ally & his supporters under the bus
#DropOutWarren
“Jill, when are you and the President going to call for a ceasefire in Gaza?”
Protestors in Arizona disrupt Jill Biden’s speaking event to
#ShutItDown4Palestine
🇵🇸
@FloppingNuts
@RamAbdu
he wasn’t a journalist he was an English professor and writer. and that was a joke, mocking the debunked propaganda claim that Hamas baked a baby in an oven
I’ll never forget the day Dilbert appeared in my local paper, insultingly replacing Calvin & Hobbes. I asked my dad about it and he groaned that it was “crap drawn by some loser” and oh man I wish he was still alive to see how right he was
@brainwormsssss
ever had an animal with cancer? chemo is tolerated much better by cats/ dogs than humans. I’ve known cats who’ve had 5+ years tacked onto their lives w just oral chemo. my cat had radiation for nasal cancer in old age that actually cured it and she got 3 more happy years
@BoldProgressive
@ZaidJilani
@Lawrence
@ewarren
Bernie Sanders has been getting stuff done since 1981, just ask the people of Vermont who like him a whole lot more that the people of Massachusetts like Senator Warren. And he's been getting stuff done as a loud mouthed Brooklyn Jew. I'm sorry to hear Liz isn't a fan.
@RuhleOnMSNBC
@MikeBloomberg
@SRuhle
@MSNBC
is it possible to get someone with less than 70 billion dollars on to discuss how people making $37,000 annually should asses their risk to a virus that is leaving people at an exponential risk of developing diabetes, neuro & psych conditions...if it doesn't kill you?
@JoyAnnReid
@albyselkie
I am *really* hoping journalistic integrity still matters to Joy and she will rescind this inflammatory remark.
@MSNBC
, this is wrong.
@ninaturner
@DrJasonJohnson
Nina, the way you handled "Doctor" Johnson was talking down to you and over you tonight was a case study in grace. He is full of crap and everyone knows it.
🧵 On Saturday, January 27th at the
@KamalaHarris
"Get The Vote Out" event in Las Vegas, two visible members of the Muslim community wearing hijabs were not let in by campaign officials.
The Biden/Harris campaign is clearly fanning the flames of Islamophobia.
@mattyglesias
someone has said this here before but it bears repeating, the only possible explanation for your twitter feed is that you have a humiliation fetish
@arxhiiie
@kremedelakitty_
true ranch is basically buttermilk, garlic, onion, dill. it's tangy and bright and creamy without the goopy heaviness of mayo
I despise mayo and I love ranch. I do think it's best on raw veggies tho, not a big fan of it on hot food
@mviser
also neat that she pretended snake emojis were offensive enough to keep her from endorsing but an allegation of sexual assault isn't, nor should it even be investigated!