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Author of Goodnight Loon: Poems & Parodies to Survive Trump, and Goodnight Loon II. Attorney, author, pianist, parodist. Lyrics are mine, typos are Siri's.

New York, USA
Joined October 2017
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
5 years
Dear #G7 We'd trade you a Trump for Trudeau or Macron We'd trade for Merkel or for leaders unknown We'd trade him for schnitzel or bangers & mash We'd trade him for nada or unwanted trash We'd trade for your worst whatever you had Oh, screw it: just take him. Return him to Vlad
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I am Jewish. I am a New Yorker. I am an attorney. I am a liberal. I am everything the bigots list in their stereotypes of us. And I will not be silenced. Hatred will not win. We will vote for leaders who care about all lives
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"Nurses against vaccines" is like firefighters against smoke detectors, sprinklers, and hoses.
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Know what would be great? If a bunch of stars scheduled a Live Aid type concert for the Fourth of July, right when the orange moron was speaking, to raise money for migrant children, women in need of healthcare, and everybody else endangered by his attack on democracy.
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OMG: Joe Biden, just now, on trumps refusal to say heโ€™ll leave if voted out โ€œ The federal government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White Houseโ€. ๐Ÿ˜†
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Am I the only person who cringes and rushes for the mute button whenever the orange moron comes on the news?
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London: โ€œAmerica is not sending us its best. Itโ€™s sending rapists, criminals, cheats, and thatโ€™s just the president and his familyโ€.
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Sigh: Yes, AR-15 stands for Armalite Rifle, but when your child is rendered so unrecognizable from dozens of bullets in her tiny body that only her sneakers can ID her, you don't care what it stands for, you care that no civilian needs or should have one.
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Hillary Clinton tweeted the death of her brother, and of course a lot of magatts responded with vicious comments. I donโ€™t care what your politics are, if somebody dies, you offer your respect and condolences, or you just stay silent. What is wrong with these people?
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OMG, I absolutely love @amyklobuchar . In her rally in Michigan supporting Joe Biden, she said โ€œwe are going to build a blue wall in the Midwest, and Donald Trump is going to pay for itโ€.
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Dear G7: We'd trade you a Trump for Trudeau or Macron We'd trade for Merkel or for leaders unknown We'd trade him for schnitzel or bangers & mash We'd trade him for nada or unwanted trash We'd trade for your worst whatever you had Oh, screw it: just take him. Return him to Vlad
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Caitlyn Jenner came to NY last week to support a bill banning transgender women from competing in sports. Then yesterday, she competed in a women's golf tournament.
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Kids in cages: Evangelicals, silent Three mass shootings in 1 year target Jews: Evangelicals, silent A "prez" breaks 9 out of the 10 Commandments: Evangelicals, silent Netflix shows a possibly gay Jesus: #cancelonetflix I think y'all are outraged about the wrong things.
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Let this sink in: A man who can't spell hamburger, smoking, forest, counsel, border, or warming; who does not know the difference between "there" and "their"; who cannot figure out umbrellas Says our top intel officers need to "go back to school" b/c they disagree with him,
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Dear Christians: if you oppose birth control, donโ€™t use it. If you donโ€™t believe in evolution, donโ€™t study. If you donโ€™t like abortion, donโ€™t have one. If you donโ€™t want to marry someone of the same sex, donโ€™t. But, you have no right to tell others how to live, learn, or love.
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I just went out to get some bagels, everyone was wearing masks, everyone was 6 feet apart. Nobody was screaming that they โ€œwonโ€™t be muzzled โ€, No one threatened workers with automatic weapons. everyone got their bagels and left happy why does the south think this is so hard?
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If you don't want an abortion, don't have one. If you don't want to marry someone of the same sex, don't. But don't you dare tell me you're for "freedom" or "values" or "small government" when you want the government to control one's most intimate choices.
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I urge you to read the entire indictment. What they did to Ruby Freeman is despicable. They showed up at her home. They sent Blacks for trump. They sent a priest. All to coerce and intimidate her into breaking the law for them. She deserves our gratitude. They deserve jail
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I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this, but if somebody makes you sign a waiver saying โ€œyou might die from a horrible disease if you attend this event, and I prohibit you from wearing a mask there, so come, but you cannot sue me if you doโ€, maybe you should not attend that event
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Dear Gentiles: in this tough time, everybody should be thinking of something they can donate. We in the Jewish community have gotten together, and decided that we are donating Jared Kushner to you. We will throw in Steven Miller, just pay shipping and handling youโ€™re welcome.
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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The evangelicals say Trump was sent to us by God. Anybody know God's return policy?
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So in the GA recount, trupmworld is celebrating 800 for trump, but ignoring the other 1,800 votes found for Biden. Maga. Because learnin' is hard.
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As somebody whose family was murdered in the Holocaust, let me tell you definitively: being asked to stay home and watch TV, or to wear a face mask if you go out, is not like Nazi Germany. Carrying a sign bearing the slogan written over Auschwitz, that is like Nazi Germany
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@Dennis_Kosuth This was the sign above the gate to Auschwitz death camp: arbeit macht frei. Itโ€™s German for "work sets you free" Trumpโ€™s cult comparing the genocide of 6 million to stay at home orders is an incredible lack of self awareness and overt antisemitism that is beyond reprehensible.
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Dear gentiles: We in the Jewish have met, and decided we are returning Ivanka to you. Return to sender. To lessen the blow, weโ€™ll throw in Laura Loomer, Ben Shapiro and Alan Dershowitz.
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Dear MAGA: Why red X's: of all things? I know, you feel you must 'mark' yourselves bc Q. shadow bans other made up BS , but you could've chosen a Q, a red check, an elephant, anything. Why, of all symbols, do you pick a red X, the universal symbol for "wrong answer"? Morons.
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BREAKING: Don Jr story that he "met with Russians to discuss Russians adoptions in America" is true: Shortly after the meeting, Putin adopted a 71-year old baby.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, well, I do: but when they send the head attorney from the Hague - the team who took down Slobodan Milosevic- after you, that's the opposite of "not doing anything".
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Today, acting president Cuomo, his voice breaking, spoke about the horrifying number of New Yorkers, 799, that died in the past 24 hours because of Covid-19 Also today, Trump, a gigantic smile on his face, bragged about how high his TV ratings are because of Covid.
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Just saw on the news, the orange moron visited a factory in Maine that produces COVID-19 test kits. Everything in the room had to be discarded, because the idiot refused to wear a mask. Hundreds of kits rendered unusable because he is an idiot
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Dear GOP, Dan Patrick and Trump: I am willing to allow cruise lines to die to save my parents. Not the reverse. Who's with me?
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Dear world: we Jewish people all got together and decided we are revoking Loony Laura Loomer's membership. She's all yours, Gentiles.
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Alright, my fellow suburbanites, whether you're on Long Island like me a suburb of MI, CA, IL, or anyplace else, join me in #SuburbsForBiden
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Who else thinks Biden/Harris, Biden/Abrams, or Biden/Amy would be a sure to win ticket?
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So, the syphilitic, sociopathic orange traitor announced heโ€™s going to sign an order decreeing that Judaism is not a religion, but considered a separate race. Is it OK if I call him a Nazi now?
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Michael Moore is the Susan Sarandon of Shaun Kings.
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Do you think the syphilitic orange idiot realizes that when he screams in caps lock โ€œmake America great againโ€ that heโ€™s admitting that after 3 1/2 years of his colossal failure that we are not great?
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I'm headed to Walmart to buy some groceries. I forgot my ID, so I know I cannot buy milk and bread, but I can still buy an AR 15, right?
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Am I the only one old enough to remember that Oliver North sold arms to our enemy under the table? Am I the only one to think that was a bad thing?
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Ever notice that everything Trump says, at a rally, in a tweet, on Fox, is all about who to hate? Democrats, Mexicans, Muslims, our allies...he literally cannot say anything other than how great he is, and demanding that we hate everybody who does not worship him.
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Dear #MichiganTerrorists You have a 1A right to peaceably assemble You have NO right to storm a State building with assault weapons, threaten peace officers or Governor Whitmer. You have NO right to infect others with COVID19. Arrest these terorists!
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Ever just look at trump and think โ€œgood lord, how can somebody make it through72 years on this earth, and yet still be so mind-numbingly dumb and ignorant?!โ€
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Dear Amy Coney Barrett: "The call is coming from inside the house."
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Marjorie Traitor Greene is an Anglo-Saxon Supremacist, Or, for short, an ASS.
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I thought trumpers were the dumbest people on earth. Then, I found the anti-vaxxers.
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Guys, I got a new job! I'll be writing appeals for a firm in NYC. I interviewed today, and they hired me on the spot. Yay!
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Lauren Boebert is what happens when you order Sarah Palin from Walmart.
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Dear conservatives: A zygote is not a child A blastocyst is not a child An embryo is not a child A fetus is not a child. An 11-year-old is a child Forcing a raped 11-year-old to give birth, supporting the death penalty, refusing healthcare, medical care, etc. is not pro life
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Do you think Trump is destroying the country purposely, because Putin told him to, or inadvertently out of sheer incompetence the way he did with everything else he ran?
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Call me an optimist, but I donโ€™t think Rose McGowanโ€™s endorsement of Larry Elder is going to be the thing to sway the outcome of this election.
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If you never read King Lear, it's about a king who goes insane, and gives away his kingdom to anybody who says false, but nice things about him, and misguidingly and ruthlessly punishes anybody who tells him the truth. Does that remind you of anybody?
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Dear G20: We'd trade you a Trump for Trudeau or Macron We'd trade for Merkel or for leaders unknown We'd trade him for schnitzel or bangers & mash We'd trade him for nada or unwanted trash We'd trade for your worst whatever you had Oh, screw it: just take him. Return him to Vlad
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They named a ship after John McCain, and a street after President Obama. What do you think they will name for Trump? My guess, a porta potty and a crayon: traitor orange, or the Donald J Trump chemical toilet.
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I will never trash a Democratic candidate. But Tulsi Garbage is not a Democrat. She is far right fascist who supports trump, Russia and Syria. Raise your hand if you want Tulsi Garbage to drop out of the race
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Dear CNN, instead of always having Cryptkeeper Barbie kellyanne Conway on, why not have her husband, at least he tells the truth
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I got a partial Twitter time out, (only followers can see what I write), for calling Don Junior Traitor Tot. Oops
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What a shock. Patrick Crusius was another white man supremacist obsessed with building a wall. Another Trump supporter radicalized. The danger is not immigrants. The danger is not Baltimore. The danger is the crime infested White House and the racists he radicalizes
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Trump says Democrats secretly want a wall. Raise your hand if you do *not* want an overpriced, ridiculous, racist and ineffective wall.
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Zero chance Epstein died by suicide. Not at MCC, where the elite guards guard terrorists, and not on suicide watch. I have personally seen the place. These guys literally guard the mastermind behind the first WTC attack. Zero chance they missed something. Literally, zero chance
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Dear Gentiles, we are pleased to announce a clearance sale! We will be giving you Ivanka, Kushner, Ben Shapiro, Loony Laura Loomer, Roseann, Steven Miller, and, call now, and we will throw in Alan Dershowitz. Youโ€™re welcome! Love, the Jewish community.
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Staten Island is the Florida of New York.
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๐Ÿ˜ฑWhile Trump is hospitalized for #COVID19 , these Republicans on Staten Island held a #GOPSuperSpreader rally today. Lots of shouting, few masks. #TrumpVirus #TrumpCovid #COVIDIOTS
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A Teleprompter did not make him say England used to be called Great Britain; that hurricanes are wet; that Puerto Rico is surrounded by water; that Finland rakes its forests; or that California diverts water to the ocean Itโ€™s not the Teleprompter, Fox. Heโ€™s just a moron
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@williamlegate Exactly. People told kids just shut up about Vietnam, civil rights movement, and marriage equality. Each time the youth won. they will again.
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Three children shot dead at Covenant School, a private Christian school in Nashville. After every school shooting, GOP offer "prayer" and say "school shooting are caused by too little Christianity in schools. It's not the lack of Jesus, it's the deluge of guns.
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Kyle Rittenhouse had his mommy drive him across state lines with a military weapon to hunt humans. He was 'defending' nothing and no one. His victims were and are exactly that. Victims. Not "arsonists" or "looters". Victims. Of a racist, anti-Semitic, inhuman mass murderer.
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@piersmorgan Could be worse. She could haveโ€ฆ What is it you do for a living again?
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I will probably get in Twitter trouble for this, but what the heck: Dear @TomiLahren : I have read your countless tweets bragging about ancestry, claiming they discovered America. No. Weโ€™ve seen your family tree. Your parents were related before they met at that bar.
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Trumpers are now using a red X in their profiles. Have you ever seen a red X next to something and had it mean something good? No, it always means: wrong answer failed the test invalid No good So, really the perfect symbol for them.
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Gayle King to Stacey Abrams now: โ€œ tell us about your dating situationโ€ Stacey Abrams; โ€œ I havenโ€™t been focused on that this month, I have been focused on saving democracyโ€
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Trump singing America the Beautiful O beautiful bodacious guys Hamburger ways & rain Diet cokes & KFC aboard my private plane America, America it is all about me I send my tweets from toilet seats I want my KFC
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I finally figured out why Trump is orange: he's a combination of cowardly yellow, and communist red.
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I am an attorney, have a published semi successful book, and Iโ€™ve always tried to be a good person. But, Little has made me a proud or than the fact that the nickname I made up, #MarALardass , is trending
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What are the chances that Trump is going to wish the Jewish community a happy Chaka Khan?
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
5 years
๐ŸŽถWe will, we will smock you! We will, we will smock you! Trumpy you're a dim man, dumb man say With your tweets gonna be in the Pen one day Got a fat orange face, big disgrace But Mueller's will indict you, a conspiracy case. We will, we will smock you...๐ŸŽถ #SmockingGun
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
4 years
Donald said today that whether or not states got crucial medical supplies would depend on โ€œhow well governors treat himโ€. โ€œwe will give you a ventilator, but we need a favor firstโ€ Say it with me. #QuidProCovid19
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
4 years
Even before this, hobby lobby was famous for being run by an anti-Semitic sexist bastard who stole money, and forced his employees to work during the pandemic against a closure orders.
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Khashoggiโ€™s Ghost ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐ŸŒป
4 years
I'm OK with cancelling Hobby Lobby. I didn't just decide this today.
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5 years
Granted, I was raised in a liberal Jewish household, but I still find it hard to believe that the school, Christian or not, would take an all male group to Washington to say โ€œwomen, you donโ€™t get to make your healthcare decisions, I will decide for youโ€.
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
4 years
Bernie literally spent this afternoon after the news came out raging against the media, berating reporters, and then sent a despicable tweet attacking โ€œestablishment Democratsโ€ screaming at/attacking the press, and attacking Democrats. Who does that sound like?
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
4 years
Dear Gentliles: As our Chanukah gift to you, we are returning Ivanka to you, along with Loony Laura Loomer, and self-proclaimed "more Jewish than Soros" fake member Rudy Jew-liani. And Rudy, screw you, you anti-Semitic piece of trump. Love, the Jewish Community
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
3 years
The only thing better than seeing Dr. Fauci repeatedly own Gym Jordan, telling him "you're ranting again" is seeing Maxine Waters telling Jim "shut your mouth"
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
5 years
I really wish somebody would fit the orange moron with a correction collar that gives a mild electric shock every time he lies.
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4 years
Governor Cuomo just now to trump: โ€œThreaten us? What are you going to threaten to do, when you havenโ€™t done anything positive in the first place?โ€
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
5 years
I am a New Yorker. Which means, I have known Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani were corrupt, crooked, adulterous morons for 30 years. America, welcome to the party!
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
4 years
If you want to know how to bankrupt 12 companies and three casinos, how to tank three marriages, pay off a porn star, how to obstruct justice, commit treason, or whine like a 73-year-old infant, ask Trump but, if you want to know how to treat coronoavirus, ask a doctor
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
3 years
I will never understand maga thinking that a guy who spends four hours on his "hair", 21 hours a day whining, and wears more makeup than Tammy Fae Bakker is the ultimate alpha male.
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
4 years
@RepKenBuck Listen up, "Buck". Threatening civilians with your "poor phallic substitute" AR-15 is exactly why no civilian should have one. Even if it is bedazzled and looks like something even Liberace would say "Honey, that's just gaudy, even for me."
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
5 years
Is trump destroying the economy and the country because Putin told him to, or inadvertently through sheer incompetence?
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
3 years
I have been an appellate attorney for 22 years. trump et al. lost more court cases this week than I lost in my 22-year career.
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
4 years
Seriously. Every single time. Pointing his finger and screaming. Who does Bernie remind you of?
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
5 years
After being added to a list of the โ€œweakโ€ by a MAGAtt who dubs himself โ€œtoxically masculineโ€, I must ask: I cook, write, play the piano, will bring somebody soup if theyโ€™re sick. Does that make me less of a man?
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
3 years
My father was hospitalized with pneumonia this morning, and I just found out he had a heart attack on top of it. They are doing a CAT scan now. So far the new year sucks. if you are religious, please keep us in your prayers. If not, please keep us in your hopes.
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
3 years
Can you all stop calling him QAnon shaman and call him what he is: domestic terrorist dressed like a furry?
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
6 years
๐ŸŽถ Old fat Donald sent a tweet EIEIO Whining from his toilet seat EIEIO with the caps lock here and a fake news there here, a bitch there a moan Someone should take his phone Old fat Donald sent a tweet EIEIO๐ŸŽถ
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
6 months
Gal Gadot is trending for being awesome and the Tankies are losing it. Sorry, Hamassholes, we've got Wonder Woman, we've got this!
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
5 years
To all people saying a pride flag is โ€œsinfulโ€, but staying silent re confederate flags or flags adorned with swastikas: Iโ€™m straight, but I would much rather fly a flag that stands for love and equality than one that stands for hatred and divisiveness. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
6 years
If Trump ever dies, the only place that should fly a flag at half staff is McDonald's.
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
4 years
Joe Biden was VP for 8 years, in government for decades before, and in public service for year after. He has been vetted and investigated every way imaginable. And, btw, praised by Tara "what is my last name today" for years before now. #IBelieveJoe #IBelieveBiden
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
4 years
Dear MagaMorons demanding that Nancy Pelosi be impeached. 1) She did not break the law And Wait for it > > > < 2) You can't impeach a Congresswoman, morons. The Constitution limits impeachment to the Executive Branch. FFS, read something before you tweet this crap!
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
6 months
Serious question for non-Jews: do you realize how frightened we feel as we see tens of thousands of protesters chanting for intifada, chanting to drive Jews into the sea? Do you realize they are not pro Palestinian, but advocating genocide against Jews?
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
3 years
I am *not* saying Cuomo is innocent: the allegations warrant full and independent investigation. But I don't recall AOC demanding Bernie resign over tons of harassment claims against him. Booting Cuomo won't get NY Gov. AOC or Cynthia Nixon. It will get you GOP, mark my words.
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Howard โœก. ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
4 years
@mmpadellan Tom cotton is an unnecessary evil
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