🤠 @bblackgoldd Twitter profile

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@bblackgoldd

3 months

You really do have to create things to look forward to & intentionally plan fun

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@bblackgoldd

4 years

Walking out of Publix, and a man just stopped to tell me I’m beautiful and ask if I got a man.

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@bblackgoldd

4 years

OHHH BITCHHHH 🔥

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@bblackgoldd

6 years

The Black Mirror writers in the writers room, high as fuck

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@bblackgoldd

2 years

Is the wedding at Dancing With The Stars?

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@bblackgoldd

4 years

Me watching people have kickbacks on Instagram

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@bblackgoldd

2 years

In the box?

Abu Bakr الحمد لله

@SeanVBaker

2 years

Yo why nobody told me that hamburger helper ain’t come with the meat. 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@bblackgoldd

4 years

Joining a meeting ON TIME and hearing a white woman say “There she is!”

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@bblackgoldd

2 years

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2 years

1/6/2021 was one of the best days on twitter. you gotta admit

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@bblackgoldd

6 years

I kinda miss seeing "rise and grind" tweets. Them niggas in jail huh?

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@bblackgoldd

2 years

Obviously, there is

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@bblackgoldd

7 months

Yall. I came to the movies by myself and I’m the only one in the theater. Tell me why some kids came in here, saw me, yelled, “MF in here solo dolo”, laughed hysterically and walked out😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@bblackgoldd

7 years

This how y'all live up north? 🤢

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@bblackgoldd

1 year

My waitress tonight went to box up my lil corner of pasta and dropped the bowl so they remade the whole entree

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@bblackgoldd

4 years

Lmaoo I know y’all not shaming people for mailing ballots in during a panny

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@bblackgoldd

3 years

No like we really picked the worst time to become adults lmaoooo

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3 years

Real estate agent explains the next crisis

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@bblackgoldd

2 years

“It never gave dead😏😜”

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2 years

Jesus when everyone left the tomb

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@bblackgoldd

26 days

hot chocolate cinderella ✨

@thejanaymichele

26 days

(I am a straight woman and I am severely attracted to another straight woman) What is this called

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@bblackgoldd

4 years

Usher Raymond?????

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4 years

(Usher not beating Breezy in a verzuz)

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@bblackgoldd

3 years

What happened with this, dummy?

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@ChocolateRain__

3 years

Why do adults think that not being able to find childcare is a sufficient excuse to miss work ???!!!

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@bblackgoldd

2 months

True Life: I Survived Telling My Friends I’m Not Coming Out Tonight

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@bblackgoldd

5 years

How do I get Alexa to play 6lack

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@bblackgoldd

5 years

"That's not love, honey." - Olivia Benson, every episode.

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@bblackgoldd

10 months

This shows how ridiculous it is that everyone’s allowed to vote

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10 months

I’m not a fan of assigned seats at movie theaters. I prefer the 1st come, 1st gets to sit wherever.

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@bblackgoldd

5 years

On a serious note though: don't let these niggas get you pregnant.

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@bblackgoldd

5 years

The nigga responding "who" would piss me off the most, I think.

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@bblackgoldd

4 years

Idgaf bout who you dissin ‘less you @ me

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@bblackgoldd

7 years

When you get in the car and he wanna show you what he been working on in the studio

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@bblackgoldd

3 years

Did I lie?

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@bblackgoldd

3 years

I look so good right now it’s sick

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@bblackgoldd

7 years

I hate everybody

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@bblackgoldd

5 years

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@bblackgoldd

8 years

#growingupbougie at family cookout "ALRIGHT!! IF YOU UNDER THE AGE OF 15, YOU NEED TO GO PLAY OUTSIDE!" Me:

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@bblackgoldd

7 years

"I wouldn't consider myself a feminist but I do believe that we all [insert the exact definition of feminism here]"

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@bblackgoldd

3 years

still the baddest 😌

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@bblackgoldd

4 months

Feeling like a coffee, Marshalls, Ross & Target morning!

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@bblackgoldd

7 years

*makes one excel sheet* *adds "Data Analyst" to resume*

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@bblackgoldd

9 years

Trump: I have a great relationship with African Americans... They like me, I like them... African Americans: http://t.co/fitWlfLhX4

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@bblackgoldd

1 year

And it’s free! I sent my grandmother when she kept calling me with questions😭

MIR☔️

@1RealMir

1 year

Nah apple dead got a class on how to use ya iPhone for old people 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@bblackgoldd

5 years

Letting your kids have a father is risky as hell dawg

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@bblackgoldd

3 years

Tonight, this white girl was aggressively trying it, talking bout I’m her type. Baby I might be a lil gay but I am racist first ☝🏾

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@bblackgoldd

4 years

@originalmela This is such an unnecessarily ugly thing to say

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@bblackgoldd

3 months

Yall be acting exactly like them crackas

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@bblackgoldd

4 years

APD said if they can’t kill niggas, they not clocking in

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@bblackgoldd

4 years

I would also like to take the time to remind everyone that Black Americans ARE STILL A MINORITY & these crackas are still gonna vote like the racists they are 🙂

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@bblackgoldd

6 years

@SaddyBey Me playing this scene out in my head is killing me rn

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@bblackgoldd

3 years

There we have it, folks.

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@bblackgoldd

6 years

come sit in mama lap

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@bblackgoldd

4 years

What’s killing me is seeing just how easy it ACTUALLY is for people to show Black people some semblance of respect, even if only performative. Like I already knew it but to really SEE how they could’ve done the right thing years ago is pissing me off.

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@bblackgoldd

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@bblackgoldd

3 years

Eating wings in between turns

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@bblackgoldd

4 years

Anything after FAME gon sound like he got the same two songs playing on a loop! Please go to hell!!!!

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@bblackgoldd

1 month

Me ovulating vs me menstruating

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@bblackgoldd

26 days

“Severely” made me scream 😭

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@bblackgoldd

5 years

My mama get in the picture and I turn into the ugly friend😭

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@bblackgoldd

7 months

@GummiPies 😭😭😭😭😭😭I know I missed a good chunk of the movie bc I was so taken aback

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@bblackgoldd

6 years

@rzaa_g @Tionniealize @yalilgirlfriend Ladies. I come bearing great news. It's @TSparris

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@bblackgoldd

6 years

I don't wanna see no white people in my notifications regarding this tweet.

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@bblackgoldd

2 years

Santana should’ve gotten the Glamorous sample

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@bblackgoldd

10 years

White people swear MLK is every black persons father. "I don't think your dad, the inventor of racial equality, would approve of this"

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@bblackgoldd

2 months

the girrrrrrls room

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@bblackgoldd

10 months

Like why would you say that

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@bblackgoldd

1 year

When I start doing this— take me home 😭

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@bblackgoldd

2 years

imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨

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2 years

“Would you date a man with kids?” Yes. I’m ready to bake cupcakes with my bonus baby and have Disney movie nights till they fall asleep. Then go slut out their fine ass daddy and give them a sibling😂

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@bblackgoldd

8 years

I'm a little late but uhh... #BigGuyTwitter

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@bblackgoldd

3 years

I would argue that they haven’t been awake

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@bblackgoldd

4 years

No one should be dancing with cops. Ever. Let alone at a PROTEST FIGHTING AGAINST POLICE BRUTALITY. FUCK.

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@bblackgoldd

3 years

Felt cute, never deleting ❤️

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@bblackgoldd

4 years

fuck what niggas talmbout, I’M REALLY AKTIVATED!!!

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@bblackgoldd

1 year

Imagine being off 6 mimosas and Hosanna come on 😭

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@bblackgoldd

1 year

The 4th bm… 😭 you let freddie gibbs text you [from the phone you pay for] into being his fourth bm…?

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@bblackgoldd

7 months

@Drebae_ It was good but was it worth that interaction? Idk🤣

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@bblackgoldd

3 years

Nobody: Incels creating imaginary scenarios in their head:

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Who said I was payin for her? 🤨

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@bblackgoldd

6 years

I ain't gotta have a kid to know you doing something fucking stupid with your child

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6 years

alright folks, bring it on.. Unpopular opinion: parenting edition.

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@bblackgoldd

1 year

I hate this 😭😭😭😭

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@bblackgoldd

7 years

When you hit the blunt a lil too hard but you can't cough cuz you in front of company

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@bblackgoldd

1 year

@light__always He’s a way maker!

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@bblackgoldd

9 years

TAYLOR SWIFT IS PIPER CHAPMAN

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@bblackgoldd

2 years

Why this nail lady just told me to take my shoe off to prove I don’t need a pedicure

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@bblackgoldd

6 years

@tadzSOcrucial THE CHECK CLEARED OK

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@bblackgoldd

3 years

@RossiSongo Thank you I was crying anyway

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@bblackgoldd

4 years

She really just slapped some mousse on that head and called it a day 😭 didn’t even bother getting a perm lmfaoooo

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I’m sorry. Y’all thought SHE was black? #JessicaKrug

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@bblackgoldd

6 years

@yalilgirlfriend @neoncandies @xHollyHellzx @poonNOpeen Me squinting through these comments tryna find it

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@bblackgoldd

3 years

Being grown, listening to my teacher talk about her life

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3 years

What was your recess sport?

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@bblackgoldd

2 years

This is wilddddd

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@bblackgoldd

5 years

@JessJensy @andoviews LMFAAoooo he finna go home PISSED

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@bblackgoldd

3 years

Let’s focus on the real villain: the government. The bottom line is really the fact that the government should be paying/taking care of everyone. No one should need a gfm.

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@bblackgoldd

3 years

Can’t believe I used to be touching shit at arcades

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@bblackgoldd

4 years

This bitch looks so good

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@bblackgoldd

4 years

Again, I know we’re looking for *someone* to blame but this is silly as hell fr

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@bblackgoldd

4 years

I’ve had it no less than 80 times. These combs disappear like socks.

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@bblackgoldd

3 years

Why? That’s where the big bucks at fr

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@Jpten2

3 years

Look man if you pregnant it’s ok to take a break from yo onlyfans 😂😂

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@bblackgoldd

5 years

A lot of you niggas can't pull bad bitches period. Trans or not, none of them are options for you. None of these hypotheticals will be applicable to you ever. Let's all relax a bit.

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@bblackgoldd

3 years

If you can remain respectful during unpleasant conversations at work, with family, and with friends— your partner should 100% be afforded that same respect

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@bblackgoldd

2 years

“I thought that was really big of you”