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@based_coded
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1 year
> walking down the street listening to music > suddenly my AirPods disconnect > did I forget to charge? > Bluetooth connected to Honda > huh.jpg > look to my right > see the car I rented a few days ago > family in the car is now listening to Death Grips
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the people who are exclusively using the right have shiny object syndrome and will sabotage you team through constant pursuit of the next shiny object
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Which team are you on?
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New album just dropped on Spotify
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@zetalyrae there’s another office suite company
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hi, just checking in to see if you are building something that people want
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@bit_christ there is no way this is real lmfao
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Alright I think this ChatGPT thing is overrated, I asked it to write song lyrics and this is what it came up with??
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@ryanhasbadtaste Why does this all sound like a teenage son arguing with his dad
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@growing_daniel we need a 6 month pause on periods until we figure out what is going on
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@10x_er in my experience, many hackathons converge towards pitch competitions instead of building
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San Francisco has all the ingredients for a real life Batman to flourish: - tech ppl to build the gadgets - kink ppl to make the leather suit - old rich ppl to provide the mansion/secret lair - ample crime to fight We just need someone to step up to the plate, who will it be 🤔
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@schizodove the dude over by himself >
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Anyone ever play this game? I would play in college with math/quant ppl, got quite competitive It’s basically shape rotation in the purest form
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@allgarbled E. Tweet about Sally
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Should I go work at OpenAI or start a Minecraft server?
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*sigh* i guess it’s time to finally learn what “orthogonal” means
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Tech Bros Go One Week Without Using The Word “Orthogonal” Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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@arctanno Ask them what their favorite dish is first, then continue with your original order
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@nullpointered Double down, like all of her pictures.
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I am a sophisticated author of elegant programming prose, I don’t “build” code, I write it. The only thing “building” is that filthy peasant the compiler.
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@colleagula filling out Aella surveys over and over
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Interviews are bad on both sides. I watch someone fumble with Python, then spend the last minutes of desperation reassuring me “I’m a fast learner, I work hard” I’m sure you are bud, but we didn’t pass a single test case. It sucks cuz we’ve all been there 😔
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@skooookum I was gonna ask you to do Texas, but Texas stays Texas post balkanization
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@growing_daniel that looks like a map for a shit milstrat mobile game
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@allgarbled I choose lizard
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In the minds of these men the future is a kaleidoscope of possibilities, a tapestry woven from the strands of fate. They see patterns that elude us, connections we cannot fathom. But as their predictions grow stranger, we must wonder: are they seeing the future, or shaping it?
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Interviewed someone and this actually happened: First we will define a dictionary dic = {} Then store the cumulative sum for each key, k, like so dic[k] = cum_sum
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@allgarbled I kinda like this tho, it gives the user some illusion of agency. “Yes I am putting the thing in this box, now I am happy because i know which box the thing is in”
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the work ethic in SF is really different, there are some people that camp outside of my gym, they are so dedicated
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@growing_daniel There was turbulence so bad that the girl next to me started holding my hand
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First Thanksgiving without my dad. Feels weird not watching football with him today
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Can’t believe Jim Keller is doing code review for Andrej Karpathy on the timeline. King.
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Andrej, @karpathy , I think this is the marketing MatMul // do the matmul in groups of GS int j; for (j = 0; j <= n - GS; j += GS) { for (int k = 0; k < GS; k++) { ival += ((int32_t) x->q[j + k]) * ((int32_t) w->q[in + j + k]); } val +=…
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semiconductor fabs are so fucking cool, i want to quit my job and move to arizona to help build the little taiwanese empire
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Today I worked for 5 hours straight and then 5 hours gay
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@allgarbled every oreilly book is about an animal
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1 year
Proud to announce my new organization 80081e5, a centralized data-driven approach to big tiddy computation
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@vocalcry meanwhile how many people do you know who have beaten elden ring
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My first week of college I met some disgruntled seniors and asked for some advice. They told me “you can’t get fucked if you don’t lie down” I think about that a lot.
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@Nexuist I’ve been thinking about this recently Basically there is a type of person who is liberal in their thoughts (choose right words etc) but conservative in their actions (do nothing).
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Ok fr why shouldn’t I implement my entire backend with Postgres stored procedures?
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I’m starting a fully natural MTF transition by drinking exclusively soy milk
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went thru first breakup in december, thought i was fine, but nah. took a few embarrassing stumbles to realize i was being overly critical of myself. but now im excited about life - hitting the gym, work is solid, and making new friends. agi may kill us all, but we push forward 😤
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i should change my handle, name, pfp and online persona
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@zeta_globin alright you gotta tell us the direction of the change tho
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Still thinking about the time I met up with @growing_daniel at banya and he was going full nude and said “now you know why they call me ‘growing Daniel’ and not ‘showing Daniel’”
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@based_coded
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It’s so clear how much SF is a transient city given by how dead it feels during the holidays. It’s like a college campus
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Imma be honest…, your application isn’t as data intensive as you think it is
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Decision fatigue is so real. The last two weeks for me have been a barrage of decisions, large and small. It's like my life has too many browser tabs open
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If it couldn’t get any worse, I’m hearing there is a bofa breakout at burning man…
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wtf is “middleware” stupid ass word
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@skooookum this is why you only send voice messages
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@allgarbled I choose you
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girls can smell when you've been tweeting
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@tenobrus I like any kind of bound
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@colleagula idk it seems a bit daft to me
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I’m calling for a 6 month pause on premarital sex. This is getting ridiculous.
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lowercase only ppl have an avoidant attachment style
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someone asked me to review their PR and i just said “double it and give it to the next person”
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All you need is Postgres or SQLite, what’s everyone making all these other databases for?
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Telling someone you have covid in 2023 is more difficult than coming out as gay
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Please pray for my friend, he is going through it right now 😢
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uh hey guys when does the last vibegala shuttle leave? im still stuck in the basement
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@proetrie Austin?
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It’s so over
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@skooookum was supposed to visit SF this weekend but he got sick :( Eating this in his honor 🫡
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Why is everyone writing Java today?
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@noampomsky A friend was giving me dating advice recently then started referencing Andrew Tate and I had to stop him 😭
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Does anyone in SF have a bathtub I can use? My apartment doesn't have one, and I'm really in need of a good bath. (also, would it be okay if I maybe filled it with cooked spaghetti?)
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don’t over think it
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My roommate said he was gonna vacuum but now he is watching How GitHub’s Database Self-Destructed in 43 Seconds
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The next YC batch is just gonna be Paul Graham’s 12 year old with ChatGPT, Copilot, and an Nvidia GPU
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A warehouse? What’s that, a guy who turns into a house every full moon?
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@SSDERANGEMENTSS why she hold her pen like that
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@allgarbled you type '*' or '&' until it works
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Ever since I saw my dad open microsoft excel on his dell latitude I knew my life’s passion would be b2b saas
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How much will global GDP increase once the GIL is removed from Python?
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man in the urethra
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I’m outside SVB rn and this is fucked
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you can just tell when you meet a person who wouldn’t use every part of the buffalo
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@Nexuist why is this in a Tesla
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the iowa state fair is the burning man of the midwest
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a beautiful day to tan the taint
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@twofifteenam I don’t think there is any AI company that’s _not_ a wrapper right now
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every man has an intimate memory with a rotisserie chicken. canon event.
@lexfridman
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I remember not too long ago sitting alone in a grocery store parking lot at midnight, eating an $8 whole rotisserie chicken, thinking "I made it". A mix of gratitude, hope, melancholy, and simple happiness.
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Scientists watching my first Nut after 300 years of semen retention
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@tszzl roon we are starting a new movement: 80081e5
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Proud to announce my new organization 80081e5, a centralized data-driven approach to big tiddy computation
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I’m offering free therapy, hit my DMs.
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i am the man in the arena as the russian tech lead tries to gaslight me once again
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When I see ppl post pictures of their laptop sitting outside I know they ain’t getting any work done with all that glare
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Yea I got a GPU, a gigantic penis upgrade
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Conducting technical interviews but providing no feedback other than saying “ice cream so good” and “yes yes yes” for each passing test case
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All of SFs problems would be solved if it was 100+ degrees for a full month each year. Cook out all the soy boys and see who’s left Instead we have these weak ass 60 degree summers. Why tf am I wearing a jacket in June, I have a taint to tan
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@s4m31p4n its the yearning for the mines
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@amasad i wonder if the overton window is actually just the current subject matter of elite peoples group chats propagating to the rest of us
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if you’re so smart then why aren’t you blocked by lex?
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y’all ever been outside before?
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280 has to be the most beautiful highway in the country right? The civil engineers really popped off on that one
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Who going to vibe gala tonight?
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y’all are just bad test takers
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bruhhhhhhhhhh
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