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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 days

We’re having a laugh, we’re taking the piss

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carson

@b1gcars0n

6 years

AQA: Right so what should we put in our English Paper Lads? Question 2: Describe the differences of the Surfboards Good one lads #GCSEs2018 #AQAEnglishLanguage

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carson

@b1gcars0n

9 months

Someone get Catts and Defoe we’re assembling the mackem avengers

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@b1gcars0n

4 years

Like & Retweet if you stan Professor Chris Witty CB FRCP FFPH FMedSci Hon FRCPCH Hon FFPM

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@b1gcars0n

4 years

@JayFromTGF I bought a radiator from Halfords

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 years

@LittleHenryD @SamJDean @MupMurphy1 Shearer was made in Southampton mate hope this helps 👍

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carson

@b1gcars0n

4 years

Hold the back page. Hold the front page. @GeeNelly and I are officially engaged

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carson

@b1gcars0n

9 months

Stand up if ya love the darts

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@b1gcars0n

5 years

@samismidah @mattjlfs from bradford maybe

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 years

@Neathjack9 I remember this man but looking back I can’t believe how much we got away with that night😂 horrific officiating

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@b1gcars0n

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 years

“Check if the mackems have tweeted again lad”

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 months

A certain insufferable Sunderland fan getting cooked on the TL

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carson

@b1gcars0n

4 years

Kim Kardashian: I wouldn’t be where I am today if it wasn’t for KUWTK Ray J’s Dick:

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carson

@b1gcars0n

7 months

@SunderlandAFC Meltdown from people who don’t understand the difference between first team and head coach inbound

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carson

@b1gcars0n

1 year

See they’ll never admit it but it’s a wank stadium. It’s no wonder most concerts in the north east are at the stadium of light, the placement of the stage there is horrific.

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1 year

st james park is almost ready!! who's excited?

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 months

One word

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carson

@b1gcars0n

4 years

If this video doesn’t restore your faith in humanity then I don’t know what will

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 months

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

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carson

@b1gcars0n

10 days

Plymouth tickets sparking some serious debate

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carson

@b1gcars0n

3 months

Idk man I’m just getting a good feeling

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RLB.

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@b1gcars0n

2 months

#RetireThe77

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carson

@b1gcars0n

3 years

@connorc____ Any balls played in lincoln

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carson

@b1gcars0n

3 months

coords for the SOL if anyone’s wondering

Sunderland AFC

@SunderlandAFC

3 months

From the banks of the River Wear 🚢 🪡 @hummel1923

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carson

@b1gcars0n

5 years

@kian_little @northumbriapol yes officer, this man right here

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@b1gcars0n

1 year

@CalWafc Made more off that than your players have in the last month

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@b1gcars0n

1 year

Sunderland fans avert your eyes from the England flag

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carson

@b1gcars0n

1 year

Ideal #SAFC Transfer Window OUT: Stewart (£50 million) Clarke (£90 million) Roberts (£75 million) Ballard (£60 million) Hume (£20 million) Batth (£25 million) Neil (£50 million) IN: Jerry Yates (£375 million) NET SPEND: -£5million

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carson

@b1gcars0n

9 months

@JoeCWard That is outrageous. I can’t spake.

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 months

Whats with all the hatred coming our way from Sheff Wed fans at the mo? I was quite pleased for them securing safety back end of last season after the Chansiri drama. Good club with (I thought) good fans? Conversely, suck it chumps

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carson

@b1gcars0n

1 month

off for a few Bradley Daiquiris

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 years

@billyocarroll @_harrymcbeth Aye it’s always the bastard drying clothes, they got us with it last year

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carson

@b1gcars0n

1 year

@hardestgeezer what intense 1s and 2s do to a brother

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carson

@b1gcars0n

5 years

can Nicki Minaj hurry up and fucking do something I’m sick of Cardi B

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carson

@b1gcars0n

5 years

Sunderland fans Pompey fans when they beat when they beat pompey. Sunderland.

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carson

@b1gcars0n

1 year

3’ 🔄 We are forced into an early change as Hemir comes off for Abdoullah Ba. #SAFC

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 months

Today’s attendance was 4⃣0⃣9⃣2⃣2⃣, sponsored by Seriös Group.

Sunderland AFC

@SunderlandAFC

2 months

The queue for our 24-25 away shirt this morning 🤯🤍 @hummel1923

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carson

@b1gcars0n

1 year

@OfficialVizeh Peter The horse is here

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carson

@b1gcars0n

1 year

My surprise when I checked replies and the first one is a mag

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@CPFC

1 year

Nobody does it better. #CPFC | #CRYNFO

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carson

@b1gcars0n

4 months

And they say Pickford should be Englands number one

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carson

@b1gcars0n

1 year

“AI will be at the forefront of all modern technology”

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carson

@b1gcars0n

24 days

Loan deal for a Chelsea Striker

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24 days

Sunderland working on potential loan deal for Chelsea striker #SAFC

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 years

@SunderlandAFC @SkyBetChamp Get someone who looks at you the same way Pritch looks at Clarke

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carson

@b1gcars0n

3 years

@Koolauchmitk @nopeifyaltalt

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carson

@b1gcars0n

6 years

That geography exam has killed me, someone call me a fucking bicycle ambulance #AQAGeography #GCSEs2018 #BangaloreCongestion

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carson

@b1gcars0n

1 year

@SunderlandAFC Speakman looks like he’s about to drop heavy game on your ma

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 years

@sarahst02xx Cooplands are so clear and it’s not even close

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carson

@b1gcars0n

4 months

phenomenal pull, bridge end social, leeds

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carson

@b1gcars0n

4 years

@JayFromTGF bro I’m here for you if the kettle trees not working out

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@b1gcars0n

4 months

Darło mag

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@UtdMicah

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@Tgarratt10 Seems to be taking the loss well

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@b1gcars0n

4 months

5 years ago today

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@b1gcars0n

1 year

@_harrymcbeth Need to get up early and put a towel down

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 years

battle of the century about to break out this transfer window like

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@b1gcars0n

2 months

@_MikeEdwards fucking crying why the Panama attack this is beautiful

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@b1gcars0n

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carson

@b1gcars0n

1 year

Just been followed by a bot on Instagram and I’m absolutely howling at the location tag on this photo

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 years

@SunderlandAFC Not even upset at the lads they gave it everything, a different game without that red. Recruitment needed but let’s stick behind them because we’ve got a team of lads who want to play for us and a manager who knows what he’s doing

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carson

@b1gcars0n

1 year

The last celebrity on your camera roll is the next PM.

Dean Pope

@OfficialDPope

1 year

The last celebrity on your camera roll is the next PM.

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@b1gcars0n

1 year

@JamesCopley_ VOULEZ VOUZ COUCHER AVEC MOI EKWAH

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carson

@b1gcars0n

1 year

@Joe_UTD__ @StoolFootball In all fairness, if you don’t renew their contract, it’s called being released. That’s why it’s called a Retained/Released list

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carson

@b1gcars0n

21 days

Regis Le Bris Came from France The second tier pod said he had no chance Ryan Dilks And Justin Peach Wear their socks in the shower

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 years

@sarahst02xx If loving cooplands sausage rolls is wrong I don’t want to be right

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@b1gcars0n

6 months

“You’re under investigation by the Italian FA Sandro, no more bets from now on.” Sandro Tonali:

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@b1gcars0n

2 years

@Jaack @RobbieKnox @Stevie11White @JaacksHappyHour

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carson

@b1gcars0n

5 years

Gonna jump on the wagon and slag Darren Bent off whilst everyone else is. This cunt broke 9 year old me’s heart when he left Sunderland to go to Villa just because he was getting it with Steve Bruce’s daughter. Came home and ripped all his posters off the wall. Never Forgiven.

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@b1gcars0n

2 years

@thogdad Maybe he just recognised former Russian business maverick Stephen Ogden and gave up his seat in respect/fear

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@b1gcars0n

1 year

@paarsons Rare mag respect 🤝

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@b1gcars0n

2 years

@SkySports_Keith No one: Absolutely no one: 1000 mags getting ready to reply to this saying they forgot we existed:

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@b1gcars0n

1 year

No one: Max Power in the 95th minute:

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@b1gcars0n

1 year

I’m at hartlepool, and I can confirm: Lynden Gooch is so going to Shrewsbury

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@b1gcars0n

1 year

Gwarn Humphrey Lad

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@b1gcars0n

1 year

@Josh69815826 @OfficialVizeh you were offered 10k a second ago lad that’s shite negotiating

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@b1gcars0n

1 year

@_The72 @AV3SYY Defo always called it a maradona turn

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@b1gcars0n

2 years

@mattclayton2015 @tjbrown___ @tomwafc1932 Embarrassed yourself there I don’t even need to do it for you

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carson

@b1gcars0n

5 years

Just seen that #PissPoorMusic is trending, so I thought I'd drop a photo of this bloke for no reason at all.

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@b1gcars0n

2 months

this is not long after they had le bris as 20th worst manager in the table no?

Second Tier podcast

@secondtierpod

2 months

“If Le Bris gets a tune out of that squad…” 👀 “They will surprise people” 🤩 “Such a talented group” 💪 We’re revealing our league table predictions! We have 𝑺𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 6th… @RyanDilks1 & @JustinPeach27 know it’s a bold call!👇 🔗 #SAFC

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 years

@SunderlandAFC Fair enough. Say what you want about the bloke but he’s been probably as transparent as he can be there

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@b1gcars0n

9 months

@ciarcarlin I know it’s a TaunTaun and I know that you know it’s a Tauntaun so don’t undersell your knowledge mate

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 years

The Costa Rican Mackem branch has arrived to watch another Jewi masterclass

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@b1gcars0n

2 years

@NathanA31269635 @laurennnhxx See this is the cringe she was referring to

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carson

@b1gcars0n

5 years

Mickey Mouse wears a Rodney Trotter wristwatch. Untouchable. This show >>>>>>>>

Only Fools and Horses Lines

@OnlyFoolsLines

5 years

One of Boycie’s best ever lines 👇👇

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 years

@JamesCopley_ As of now he’s said- “I really rate Ross stewart, I had a look at that Wyke at Middlesbrough and I didn’t fancy him” “I really regret not going to Sunderland when Bob Murray asked me to” “I really will be surprised if Sunderland don’t finish top 6” “What fantastic away support”

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carson

@b1gcars0n

8 months

@RokerReport He’s a bloke who’s given a lot to the club, been taken for granted in the last year, decided he knows his worth and that he’s been having the Mickey took out him, and got fed up of it. All power to him. I certainly don’t begrudge him.

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carson

@b1gcars0n

1 year

@OfficialVizeh Nah. Terrible. You really should just leave him and move on.

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@b1gcars0n

2 years

@SunderlandAFC @The37safc any chance we can get some Costa Rican flags for Saturday to welcome Jewison with?

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carson

@b1gcars0n

1 year

The duality of man

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@b1gcars0n

2 years

@SunderlandAFC Genuienly don’t think I’ve ever seen a better team goal from us. Pure football start to finish

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carson

@b1gcars0n

3 months

Gwarn Paul lad

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 years

Every mackems best mate has outdone himself tonight, searched up my name on Facebook and scrolled down my profile to try insult me with information that’s not available on literally any of my socials. He was just slightly irritating before but this is proper sad like. Poor bloke.

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carson

@b1gcars0n

4 months

@JamesCopley_ That shot of catts walking over to him after the match and putting his arm round him brings a tear to the eye every time

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carson

@b1gcars0n

1 year

@SunderlandAFC Starting early, more planned for the day clearly

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@b1gcars0n

1 year

@thespiritof37

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 years

@SunderlandAFC PTSD from when the last gaffer liked Elton John

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carson

@b1gcars0n

2 years

@ziplock9000 @SunderlandAFC @The37safc How’s it a waste if it welcomes the lad in. He’s moved thousands of miles away from home at 18, if we make him feel welcomed it’s going to be easier for him to settle in

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carson

@b1gcars0n

3 months

When I find myself in times of trouble

Sunderland AFC

@SunderlandAFC

3 months

12pm. 🔗