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@UtdMicah
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2 years
On my life Noah Beck is a better player than Scott Mctominay and i’m dead serious. Straight faced
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“I’ve never seen De Bruyne put in as many tackles in as he has today” - Jermaine Jenas Kevin De Bruyne made 1 tackle.
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@DeadlineDayLive @sport Wasn’t a problem when they saw the money though.
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@Carra23 Keep those tears coming Jamie, one tip, try not to spit at little children if you’re driving home on the motorway tonight!
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2 years
Casemiro unveiling at half time tonight @markgoldbridge
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10 months
Why’s he used our bid in £‘s and inters demands in €’s to make it look like we’re still far away from the deal?
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Understand Manchester United have presented in the morning their verbal proposal for André Onana: £39m total package — add ons included. The bid will be official soon 🚨🔴 #MUFC Inter expect €60m fee for Onana, add ons included. No agreement at this stage. Onana, keen on move.
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Still reckon this is my favorite video of all time
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We were good, back in our hay day. Then Moysey went and signed Fellaini
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A 23 year-old lad at the biggest club in the world with publicly known, practically confirmed Mental Health struggles, what shall we do? Ah yes, assassinate his character for the entire two week international break. Absolutely Vile, it was no longer than 6 weeks ago they were…
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Sources around #mufc describe Jadon Sancho as a complicated character. He can be loud and extroverted, but he can also be very reserved. At an Adidas kit launch in Melbourne in 2022, he asked the event host to avoid asking him questions and focus instead on Bruno Fernandes,…
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5 months
@TheEuropeanLad Yeah because it wasn’t a goal mate
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2 years
Murad Merali was doing the most talking about how Jake was weird for his foot fettish, mf he was your customer 😭😭😭😭😭 #muradfeetaltions
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1 year
Arsenal will end the season 12 points behind Manchester City. The exact same distance that Ole Gunnar Solksjaer’s Manchester United side finished behind them, (12 points.) Is this Arsenal team the most overrated side of all time?
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@centregoals I swear all he does is cry his eyes out because his country got invaded yet he’s supporting colonizers?
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2 months
@KSI Did anybody want to see Swarmz, Pineda or FAZE Temper?
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4 months
@TheEuropeanLad @ajaxlife You guys might be the most hilarious club of all time
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5 months
Peter Dury’s commentary on Alejandro Garnacho’s bicycle kick 🤤
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6 months
@SkyNews Should be 20x that sentence.
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7 months
@KSI @tommytntfury What happened after you done this to your own mother?
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4 months
True Geordie headloss is mental man 🤣🤣🤣
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5 months
@Behzinga She’s got you on a leash fella, proper weird that today
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3 months
Interesting, Palmer out drinking in a nightclub as his club sits in the bottom half after Wolves put 4 past them. Is it only newsworthy when Rashford does it?
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Palmer really doesn’t care…
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I miss Michael Carrick more and more every day.
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6s have fallen off, hard.
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9 months
@PopBase Lizzo weight-shaming??? This is friendly fire 😭😭😭
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2 months
He’ll never be Luke Shaw
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Let the truth be known that this man makes £190,000 every week
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@FabrizioRomano Do you really feel the need to leak these award winners this early? I understand Transfers but what is the point in this, just takes away from the actual ceremony.
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@DeadlineDayLive @mundodeportivo So if my calculations are correct that’s approximately €5,547,960 for the 9 months.
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28 days
😭😭😭😭
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2 years
Erik Ten Hag talking about ending the Klopp + Guardiola era at Manchester United
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@M10 The fact this isn’t a parody account is absolutely mental 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@TheEuropeanLad I don’t blame him lol Enrique thinks he’s some genius making Mbappe the villain to cover up for his horrendous coaching
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@KSI “Bare of you man”
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29 days
Marcus Rashford hatred literally transcends different sports
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@afcjxmes
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@KP07_ Every single week we see 30k posts of abuse towards Saka. Don’t pretend either of those are comparable.
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6 months
@PolitlcsUK This honestly feels like a sitcom on how to run the worst political party of all time.
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1 year
Watch this and try not to get goosebumps, best manager in the world.
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2 years
Erik Ten Hag talking about Tyrell Malacia in a match vs Ajax
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@centregoals You’d think the fact that Spanish Xabi Alonso is sending Instagram DM’s in Thai would give it away
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4 years
Man thinks he signed for us ffs 😭😭😭
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Welcome to The Arsenal, Alex Runarsson 🔴 👋 @runaralex
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Amad Diallo vs Hull City 🇨🇮 - ( @Amaddiallo_19 )
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1 year
A “United Fan” saying Marcus Rashford can’t dribble, I laughed. This is all from this season.
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4 years
Just seen a video surface of United fans allegedly firing Flares at Ed Woodward’s House, Thoughts?
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3 months
@NUFC Always remember your place in the food chain, lads. The only real United. 🇾🇪
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@FabrizioRomano @ptgorst Anfield atmosphere is genuinely the most overrated in the country, worst than the Etihad.
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7 months
@TheEuropeanLad @StokeyyG2 All the players that have scored against Ajax this season
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9 months
@DeadlineDayLive £65m. People forget he’s 27, lolz
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3 years
Goal of the season contender from Erik Lamela! 🇦🇷 #ARSTOT
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6 months
@Der_Augustus Never fully understood it until he played for United and then i realized, ridiculous movement
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1 year
Step Aside.
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2 months
@markgoldbridge This is pathetic. You’ve realized you can’t pin it all on Rashford so instead of going against Ten Hag, you’re now doing this referee gimmick to deflect from it.
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Real ones will never forget, Culture. 🕊️ @SpencerOwen
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I just deeped it, there's probably now a whole generation of kids that don't remember Upton Park.
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@StokeyyG2 I swear all he does is cry his eyes out because his country got invaded yet he’s supporting colonizers?
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4 months
@arran_n Not all heroes wear capes
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@FabrizioRomano @JamesPearceLFC Slot & Salah next season
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4 years
Nahhhh Mason actually cut dan james out 😭😭😭
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interesting how he can still win with 10+ injuries but United fans will tell you Ten Hag’s not at fault because we’re missing one player
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Jurgen Klopp emotional after the Carabao Cup win 🥺❤️
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@GetafeCFen Whoever is in charge of your marketing should be sacked for the last twelve months.
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1 year
I’m getting bored of saying it but Alisson is the greatest goalkeeper we’ve ever seen in the history of football, genuinely Unbelievable. 🇧🇷
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@KSI That’s genuinely the worst tattoo i’ve ever seen
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1 year
We’ve been doing this for 3 years pal, trust me, you’re not that guy
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Me and my magic potion 🥛💪🏻
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@themichaelowen You watching England vs Italy at the weekend mate? Preview of it on ITV2 right now, Italy’s pumping England
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@markgoldbridge Maybe if you stopped protecting him to get interviews through his agent with Antony & Højlund you’d give your honest opinion
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5 months
If we beat Bournemouth today we’re 4 points off these
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@TheEuropeanLad Really disappointing to hear this to be honest, he needs the sack. He first came saying he wasn’t going to sacrifice his style of play and he’s already given up.
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Mate how do people watch this every week 🤣
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Michael Oliver’s a newcastle fan and is still allowed to referee all our huge matches btw 👍
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@BallinBruno08 @ManUtd You’re such a freak.
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Enjoy lads!
@LFC
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Our new number 🔟 is here #VamosAlexis
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Ten hag loves our Ajax boys 😭😭😭😭
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@ladbible Should be a national bank holiday this
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@ohnosharky Your recent victim gimmick ain’t it chief, take it on the chin 🕊️
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@sidemenupdated Don’t understand how anyone watches him anymore lol, so unbelievably cringe.
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Bro
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Convinced all of these players hate Højlund because why would Dalot not cut it back to him there?
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@Real_LBennett Heard Cal the dragons single mate
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@L3wis21A @BenMatthewsMUFC Is that not weird on your part for adding the sexual connotations?
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Tyson Fury face to face with Oleksandr Usyk and Joe Joyce
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95th minute covering at RB, wonder what Mark Goldbridge has to say about this?
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@RoarKopite I know right, imagine conceding 7 goals at Anfield 🤣🤣🤣
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Jadon Sancho’s online playing FIFA Pro Clubs whilst the team prepare for Bayern (A) tonight.
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🕊️🕊️🕊️
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@mrjakehumphrey Never thought you’d be able to find a bigger bellend than yourself but somehow you’ve managed it, congratulations 👏
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@thejdtucker Espically in the last minute of a world cup final 🤣
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@KSI You clearly acted maliciously. You had 2 MILLION audience reach -> Tweeted that you are buying & holding -> Gets as many of those 2m to buy -> Sells literally on them buying in. The video is warning to your audience for next time, and that validates creating the video.
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@GaryLineker Unbelievable start to the Premier League super day this tweet Gaz.
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Absolutely love Molly Mccann, what a fighter #UFCLondon
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Will never forget this until the day I die, so embarrassing.
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Worst player to score against your club?
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@SanMarino_FA SAN MARINO ARE COMING FOR THE F*CKING WORLD CUP!
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@Calfreezy I’d have suicidal thoughts if I was on Table 5
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@MichaelBensonn @MF_DAZNXSeries That’s not even funny that’s just grim
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@Lukedutchh Theo Baker linked to a Saudi League club Al-Bino been his highlight today, he’s too funny
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IVAN TONEY WITH ONE OF THE GOALS OF THE SEASON! WHAT. A. STRIKE. 🔥🚀 #BRELEE
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If you want to write a story ripping into the character of a Manchester United winger you’ve got 2 absolute scum of the earth to pick from but nah, let’s go for the quiet lad who’s clearly suffering himself.
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@Carra23 They’re not even hiding the agenda against united anymore.
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@LakeShowYo @TickPick Hope you brought binoculars bro 🙏
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@Jaack Tbf, she’s saved about a dozen turtles with the amount of plastic she’s got in her
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Omar Berrada was the Chief Football Operations Officer at City Football Group. Prior to this Omar was Chief Operating Officer of Manchester City Football Club, having been promoted in September 2016 from Commercial Director for City Football Marketing. Omar worked at FC…
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🚨 BREAKING! #mufc will name Man City’s Chief Football Operations Officer Omar Berrada as the club's new CEO [ @David_Ornstein ]
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@CSSZNi I remember his first game back in the Champions League he dropped a monster class ahahahahah
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@centregoals @TheAthleticFC Better luck trying to sign Maradonna from Heaven lads, no way is Vini leaving madrid to play RW lol.
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@SkySports @GNev2 Now take away the 3PM blackout and then we’re cooking 👍
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