Nitin Gupta @asknitingupta Twitter profile

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Nitin Gupta

@asknitingupta

11 months

Guys maine ENO mangaya tha. There’s some girl that’s having a pregnancy scare who just received a bottle of ENO. 😭

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Nitin Gupta

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1 year

@InternetH0F “Why did you break up with me?” “I ran some numbers”

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@MrBeast @elonmusk When is this video coming @MrBeast “Giving away $6000 to the 6000th tweet to land on my timeline”

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@InternetH0F The sex scene was vital to the story. It was to let us know that even nerds get laid but we don’t.

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@InternetH0F My jealous ass won’t even want my clone to be well off in life

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@s8n I mean, the cat did allow you to pet her. Fair tbh.

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@LakersBetta @EverythingOOC Average Lakers fan

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@InternetH0F I’m not reading all that. I’m happy for you or I’m sorry that happened to you.

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Nitin Gupta

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@insultsrare Graduated from worse to worst.

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@wildtiktokss But Patrick was wayyyyyy more fun. Patrick is the friend you make in your 20s who remains unemployed into his 40s

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@worstdeleted God said let there be light. After reading this tweet he said “I should turn it off now”.

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Nitin Gupta

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1 year

@InternetH0F They said somewhere. Might not be your destination 💀

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@wildtiktokss If there’s ever a tornado, just ask him to take a deep breath.

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@EverythingOOC Dude has been catfished by multiple people with dentures 😭😭😭

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1 year

@itswpceo @InternetH0F So someone really made entire nations erect 😭

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1 year

@qtkina @EverythingOOC Stop acting like you played it

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@AyuShhhhka Most men are raised this way and are absolutely caring. I love men.

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@mike27356894 @InternetH0F Thank you Mike. Needed this explanation.

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@wildtiktokss The bus folds up into a briefcase and he takes it home with him

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@InternetH0F Didn’t think I would hear the phrase “white bitch in a wheelchair” today 💀

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Nitin Gupta

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11 months

“India is a shit country, Canada/US is so much better” Goes there and works at McDonald’s.

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Nitin Gupta

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1 year

@FightHaven Y’all fuck around too much and act shook when you find out.

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Nitin Gupta

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6 years

@kanyewest It’s true my man. No one can end Kanye west’s career. Not even Kanye West.

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Nitin Gupta

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10 months

@GoodReddit Pretty sure it says “free me” on the back

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@tragicbirdapp If Hitler was Chinese and he was asked “Should Jews live?” Would he say Mein?

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1 year

@juleesssy @InternetH0F My self esteem thanks you

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@skyhighskylarxo @EverythingOOC We know you didn’t play it

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@ladyonchain @wildtiktokss Are tornadoes only caused by a certain race? 😭

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1 year

@wildtiktokss That would mean I’m a very imaginative kindergartener

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@wildtiktokss People bookmarking this tweet is concerning

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@wildtiktokss Just because it’s a sad conversation doesn’t mean you can’t make it fun 🤷🏻‍♂️

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1 year

@DudespostingWs Enough to make a grown man cry. 🥲 I can’t wait to have kids,

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Nitin Gupta

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1 year

Never trust female leaders. They’re Ms. Leading.

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@InternetH0F Parents didn’t raise this generation. TikTok did. 💀🤡

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1 year

@bekstfu_ I would always smile too if I knew I had Rihanna’s genes

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Nitin Gupta

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1 year

If your ex starts dating someone new immediately after the breakup, remember: The new person was never new, you just never knew.

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1 year

@InternetH0F It’s not big for those of y’all who be squeezing in dragon dildos 😭

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10 months

@tragicbirdapp Why do our hobbies all lead to us dying faster 😭

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@insultsrare Yes it is

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@0xgaut Elon once he sees this

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@diyayayya Hain? Toh jaane kaun bol raha?

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@GabbbarSingh Some people should leave the country

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@asknitingupta

11 months

“India is a shit country, Canada/US is so much better” Goes there and works at McDonald’s.

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Nitin Gupta

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10 months

@WomenPostingLs So wanting bigger women is rooted in being attracted to balloons or gorillas?

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Nitin Gupta

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1 year

@ManMilk2 This is supposed to take our jobs?

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1 year

@elonmusk Crazy how media publishers still believe we find value enough in their articles to pay for them 😂

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@GoodReddit Meth is a mirror? 💀

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1 year

@InternetH0F The worst thing I can say to an elevator full of people is: Pfrrtttttpbbbbbt poot

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Nitin Gupta

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6 years

@kanyewest me talking about myself: ▶ 🔘──────── 00:03 me talking about Kanye West: ▶ 🔘──────── 37:32:53

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Nitin Gupta

@asknitingupta

10 months

@insultsrare Can we just let children be children please? They’re only children once. Don’t steal that from them.

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Nitin Gupta

@asknitingupta

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@s8n Me when I find out I won’t exist one day

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Nitin Gupta

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11 months

@s8n Yes I’m Catholic. I’m addicted to Cat videos.

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Nitin Gupta

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@aatreyee2 But they aren’t voting - most of the “tech bros” are young immigrants who can’t vote there. They’ll vote in their state.

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@asknitingupta

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@EverythingOOC If you see a stray cat, pet it, and if possible, feed it.

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@asknitingupta

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@sagarcasm Everyone to their managers tomorrow asking for leave

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Nitin Gupta

@asknitingupta

6 years

@pranav755 @MKBHD It doesn’t really. It has possibly the best closed ecosystems ever. It’s just that closed systems are not for everyone

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Nitin Gupta

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@InternetH0F Follow me for puns!

Nitin Gupta

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1 year

Never trust female leaders. They’re Ms. Leading.

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Nitin Gupta

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6 years

@pewdiepie It’s okay even we are retards we understand

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@JustStop_Oil @AnimalRising @NHSuk You really stopped a baby from going to the hospital and think you’re on some moral high ground? Anarchists.

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Nitin Gupta

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So let me get this straight: Sandeep Reddy Vanga did not get a hug from his parents while growing up so WE have to tolerate movies like Kabir Singh, Arjun Reddy & Animal?

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1 year

@manjaribinnani This is stalking and harassment.

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Going on a date tonight with only ₹500 in my bank account. Let’s hope she is a feminist lol

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@MightBeing @GabbbarSingh Easy to assume they had an option.

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@InternetH0F

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@wildtiktokss It meant that you needed to be at the Center of the earth when it was 7pm and wait till 8pm.

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The number of people replying completely missing the point indicates how badly we’ve been brainwashed into believing western supremacy. The kind of possibilities one has in India is completely ignored. The sentiment is saddening.

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Nitin Gupta

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@EverythingOOC If you want to get started with standup comedy, don’t worry about writing good jokes or how you’ll come up with material. Just find the nearest open mic and get on stage. And keep getting on stage as often as possible.

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Nitin Gupta

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6 years

@justbrandonlol @CajunJalen @NickisMovie @carsperi @KimKardashian Like this tweet if you... uh... like me?

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@s8n 1. You do you bro 2. I know it do be like that sometimes 3. Diarrhoea while having McDonalds? Understandable. 4. Pets can be clingy. I get it

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1 year

@GabbbarSingh Immigrants work the absolute hardest. That is a fact.

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7 months

@GoodReddit Fuck the milk what’s the lump that looks like something that came out of sponge bob’s anus?

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1 year

@insultsrare How does one roast an entire country by a place in said country? 😭😭😭

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@asknitingupta

11 months

@worstdeleted The tweet was deleted by his parole officer

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1 year

@GabbbarSingh Paise hone se ek se ek engineering talent mil jata hai

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Nitin Gupta

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6 years

@pewdiepie Dude I literally woke up at 5.15PM after a nap, thought it was morning and got really excited that I woke up early. Brushed my teeth, ironed clothes, took a shower and then realised that it was evening lmao. 😂😂😂

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Nitin Gupta

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@insultsrare And Nobel Prize Winner Ariana Grande said God is a woman. So it’s your fault

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10 months

Biharis are basically the black people of India. Everyone hates them but their music is 🔥

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@worstdeleted Deleting a tweet with 17k likes? Couldn’t be me

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@EverythingOOC Don’t drop out of college just because you have an “idea”. Work on the idea first.

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@EverythingOOC can i download graphic card

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1 year

@EverythingOOC I’m sure the OF girls will find some way to plug their shit here too

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@InternetH0F My man really said hold my Mathematics textbook 😭

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@YourMusicWhore How can you be racist if you’ve never won a race?

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9 months

@cctvidiots Aren’t these windows supposed to stop if they detect something blocking it?

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@s8n A brain that doesn’t say “JUMP” every time I look down from somewhere high up

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6 years

@YouFailedLuL @pewdiepie No all objects are whamen

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My girl is an illustrator and this is what she made me for my birthday. It’s me and Juno! How did I get this girl? Brb crying 😭❤️

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1 year

@xavierunclelite It’s hurting my audio visual sentiments also

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@s8n And her date kept thinking it was the fish and chips they ate earlier

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@kadaipaneeeer It’s a chick magnet

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1 year

What’s the worst possible reason for breaking up?

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6 years

@kanyewest Kanye out here spreading love and y’all hating smh 😤

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@jordanbpeterson Which multiverse is this

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6 years

@Yeezynique @justbrandonlol @CajunJalen @NickisMovie @carsperi @KimKardashian He is. What’s up with these weirdos trying so hard smh

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@EverythingOOC And what’s wrong with that?

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@InternetH0F Real hall of fame material

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6 years

@iamcardib Sis u make me sad for being single

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1 year

Give me a word and I’ll create a pick-up line using it 👀

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Nitin Gupta

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11 months

@EverythingOOC If she doesn’t just ask you your birth date, but also your birth time, and birth place, don’t share it and RUN.

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Nitin Gupta

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7 years

@garyvee Your advice worked. It’s going down in the @instagram DM. Texted about a hundred people (all personalised texts; all trying to provide value to them). Received lots of responses made so many connections. Thanks a ton!! ❤️❤️

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Nitin Gupta

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@paneerchillli They shouldn’t

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