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Rupees ka nahi but impressions ka billionaire 😭
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@GabbbarSingh
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If IPL 2023 were a movie, this is the movie poster
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Relive this again
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@GabbbarSingh
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Cricket toh TV pe bhi dekh lenge, bas iss 5 min ke liye stadium jaana hai
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Sometimes you take calls for the greater good. If “greater good” had a face
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Naveen ul Haq clean bowls Jos Buttler and the Indian crowd roars in support. If you love us, you get love back. This is difficult for a lot of people to understand.
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Never seen a head of state this involved in a sporting encounter.
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Wow! This is Mumbai
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Product without Product manager 😅
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@GabbbarSingh
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A billionaire with a functional family. With genuine reciprocation of love. Very rare.
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Not once in his speech Modi mentioned Babar or Babri masjid. Not once in his speech Modi used “Jai Shri Raam” he opted for a benign “Siavar Ramchandra ki Jai” No leaders made any triumphant statements. Utmost care was taken to not stoke any emotions. And hence this mega event…
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At least wear glasses to make it look believable. At such speed you won’t be able to open your eyes. Made for the lowest common denominator.
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Sonam Kapoor bought a flat in Bandra for 31 CR in 2015, and sold it for 32 CR in 2022. Smart people will understand what happened :)
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Lakshmi ji to bahut pehle aa gayi thi, Aaj Shri Raam bhi aa gaye 😊
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@GabbbarSingh
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2 years
At a student hostel in Kota. Guess the reason?
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Telangana BJP youth leader
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@GabbbarSingh
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How generations change. Yet the equation remains the same. A bored 13 year old Magnus Carlsen against Gary Kasparov
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Feel for Rohit Sharma. Wasn’t selected for 2011. Couldn’t be a World Champion. Publicly expressed disappointment. 12 yrs later, did everything right. Nearly saw us through. But life is tough. Age is catching up. This will be his last one. Well played Captain.
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Sharat Saxena is 71 yrs old.
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@GabbbarSingh
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Even Google CEO is trolling Pakis 🤣
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@GabbbarSingh
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Guy is robbing the store in the US, as usual the store guys are helpless, but then Indians arrive at the picture. 🤣
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@GabbbarSingh
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50 runs of Sri Lanka 6 wickets of Siraj 50+6 = 56 Happy Birthday Modi ji
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@GabbbarSingh
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Umpire ko Bharat Ratna
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@GabbbarSingh
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The slap in the end was heartwarming
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2 years
If you are a father, Don’t let such moments pass
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@GabbbarSingh
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They just had to remove Gutkha ads and put some lights. And look how beautiful it’s looking. Lesson for our top Bollywood stars
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@GabbbarSingh
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Dhoni bhai flying economy. Not even the first row but 3F. Ranchi only has budget airline connectivity.
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Nagaland leader. Amazing
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Massive respect for Indian intelligence agencies. Deserves Bharat Ratna for their efforts in preventing terrorist attacks, which were so common place 10-15 yrs ago.
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They have got a Modi lookalike. Great 😅
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1 USD = 80 INR 1 USD = 308 PKR 308 - 80 = 228 That’s exactly the Margin of defeat. Jai Hind 🇮🇳:)
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Infosys employee
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@GabbbarSingh
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Mumbai to Goa train. Whoa!!
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AAP owns the entire smog supply chain now.
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The last time India won against NZ in the World Cup, 95% of Kohli DP guys on Twitter weren’t even born. 🤣 Well done India.
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Delhi crowd is going all Bharat Mata Ki Jai and Vande mataram to compensate for yesterday’s crowd in Hyderabad 🤣
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@GabbbarSingh
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2 years
Riyan Parag has the attitude of Virat Kohli and the skill of Riyan Parag.
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God save the country
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Offered without comment
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@GabbbarSingh
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A great picture of Gautam Gambhir hitting 97 runs in the WC finals
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KL Rahul wanted to hit a four, it went for a Six 😂😂
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Indians on an International flight 🤣
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Only non-Dhoni player to reach 2.5 crore on JIO Cinema. Take a bow.
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Brutal World Cup. Made Pakistanis cry three nights in a row.
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Lot of whining about the crowd at Ahmedabad. Simply speaking, the crowd wasn’t reacting to the Pakistani team, they were responding to the Hyderabad crowd, which chanted “Pakistan jeetega” and Rizwan felt he was playing in Rawalpindi. This crowd was just responding to that…
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Mitchell Starc dropped IPL for Ashes. Australia dropped Mitchell Starc. ये दुनिया बहुत हरामी है 😓
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Supreme Court humour: SG: Since 5 August 2019, there have been zero cases of Stone Pelting & Bandh in Kashmir Kapil Sibal jumps at it "that is because 5000 people have been put under arrest ..." SG: "My learned brother agrees & has just confirmed that the correct people have…
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I don’t know how many caught this Rohit Bumrah and Pandya chatting. Pandya walks off. Rohit asks something. Bumrah does a “iss chu ne bola hai karne ko, mai kya karu” expression. 🤣
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One benefit of Bharat is that you will have to scroll less to select your country in a drop down list :)
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Middle class girls will demand Lehenga of 80,000 for their wedding, while these celebrities use the same dress, one couple wears it and then passes on to the next couple
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Is this true?
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Home minister with Amit Shah.
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Those eyes bear the weight of a 500 year wait. A face once you see it, you would never forget. Soul piercing. Arun Yogiraj is a genius.
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Rohit Sharma should have dedicated his century to Israelis.
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Everybody playing Dandiya, one lady helping the incoming aircraft on the runway
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When you finally clear UPSC
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Pakistani hospitality in 1989. Spectator came on the field to hit Srikanth. Idhar hum mujra kar rahe 🤣
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A 5000 yr old religion has finally found a focal point in 2024. It’s a travesty. But it’s a lesson too. Never again. Jai Shree Ram.
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This is the perfect marriage of tradition and Science. Yes, it’s possible. This is what India is all about. Glad we are reclaiming it.
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Dhoni ke alaawa kisi ke bas ki nahi hai ICC trophy jeetna. Na aage na peeche. Bhai ne Joginder sharma se bhi bowling karake jita diya.
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This is the Bandra East station, this is where you get down to reach the financial capital of India. The BKC. Also the richest municipality.
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Pakistan is the first host nation of a tournament to board a flight after they got knocked out. 🤣🤣
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I have seen more flags today than I see on 15th August - This is like a Civilisational Independence Day.
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Ordering food on Zomato Price: Rs 250 Apply Promocode: -75 Total Bill: Rs 320
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Good strategy from India to improve the NRR against weaker teams.
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Make Javelin our national sport. Need a Javelin IPL.
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This is how the Toss will happen at the Finals in Ahmedabad
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“Poore 4 ghante ke ads waste karwa diye, kaun bharega loss? Tumhari match fees bhi de du Groundsman ko?”
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Never seen a burly guy in a big car being so cool
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Dhoni won IPL with bowlers like Pathirana, makes him even greater. 😅
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Afghan players have been very clear, all win dedications are to the people facing hardships back home. No meddling in foreign conflicts just for the sake of Ummah. Charity begins at home.
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This brought a tear. More power to such people.
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@GabbbarSingh
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Just brilliant. Echoing every sentiment.
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Canadian High commissioner coming out of MEA. Lagta hai bahut pela isko 🤣
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I love my India 🤣
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UPI killed the chewing gum industry.
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Arnab was grilled for a day, he grilled them back for 50 days and rubbed their faces in the mud. What a revenge.
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Covaxin should be awarded as the Indian product of the year. Barely any side effects, Barely any adverse cases, and now American NIH has certified it neutralizes both Alpha & Delta variants.
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Their best bowler was not available for 2 overs and they started crying. We didn’t have ours for the entire tournament 🥲
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A good citizen from Gurgaon, parked his car, and donated his house plants for the beautification of the city ahead of the G20 meet. Truly inspirational 🙏
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I never thought I would see a day when RAW is looking much more clinical & efficient than Mossad.
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Winning runs came from a bat with Om written on it. Need our own Waqar Younis in the commentary box 😂
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Until I read the text in Hindi I didn’t realise it’s India :) New bridge
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BREAKING: The very first song Arijit will perform in the stadium for BCCI
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Rohit: LBW hai kya???? KL: Pata nahi bhai… Rohit: bc keeper kyu bana hai phir *Review*
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The opening ceremony for the Ind vs Pak match, all the song n dance performance, is now only for the stadium fans, it won’t be broadcast on TV. Hahahhahahahahahaha. Twitter impact
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3.2 CRORES! Other than CSK there is another team that won big after a a few hiccups. The Engineering team of Jio Cinema. Managing such high concurrency without glitches, at such scale with so many product features, camera angles, commentary feeds was legendary. Totally…
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Best meme of the World Cup so far 🤣
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If you know this, you have come a long way my friend :)
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Kuch seekho Manoj Muntashir Shukla. Aise hote hai dialog 🤣
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Waah. Full Dulhan ke pitaji vibes. 🥲
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Stayed 51 hours on ground to ensure things go back to normal. This is 1000s kms away from Delhi, in 40 degrees heat. This is the guy we need.
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Down-line restoration complete. First train movement in section.
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But they saved a few trees at Aarey
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The Mileage of Lambo would be 5-6 kmpl. Madam ji was part of the Aarey protest. Effectively delaying the public transport for millions.
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Lander to Mudi ji:
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Both wondering who’s the other person.
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The brainiest people in India are Rocket Scientists & these guys:
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Sack everyone at BCCI
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Nagaland does this. I am surprised why aren’t such versions more popular. Amazing
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Very difficult to defeat Modi
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“Bhai asli Brahmaastra mere paas hai”
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