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Sexy and tasty breakfast sammich. Agnostic and quite sarcastic. Badabababa

at the end of the 🌈
Joined November 2021
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@analgerbil
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Awe, kitty mad...
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@DiedSuddenly_ All these jabs yet I live
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@ThePrestonParra Because Children of the corn wasn't a documentary...
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@Jen_James_ @BNONews No, I am a breakfast sandwich
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@Jen_James_ @BNONews Clumps of cells...
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@LordAslanThe2nd dudes got 31 followers, not even worth the clapping back
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@LordAslanThe2nd Reported that trash with the quickness..
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@carobunga No one ever talks about girth, buncha giant pencils, not enough coke cans.
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@TheTropan @SpencerA404 @kittischmitti Sorry you cannot jack off to the particular games...
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@yaf @michaelknowles Michael sure did get owned...
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@hodgetwins Literally on the same page...
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@nathaliejacoby1 I'm just glad Trump is out, we needed Bernie, but the system cockblocked on that one... so I guess we are fine with what we got, he could be better on some stuff, but that's any President, can't please all the people.
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@ZacksJerryRig She's not having it...
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@ChudsOfTikTok Totally not groomed or trained AT ALL...
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@MalikEarnest Mom lookin like "what did you just say to my poorly disciplined child?!!?!?"
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@KateW1970 @WhitlockJason Nothing outside of what you dream up...
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@KariLakeWarRoom @KariLake You ARE the BIGGEST LOSER... So many are laughing at you
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@antifaoperative And yet that district still voted for Abbot... makes no sense.
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@RetroBlastUS Toy r us, just to stare at the videogame wall,
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@LordAslanThe2nd Yer good lookin WE GET IT
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@CannonAdams7567 @DiedSuddenly_ Def the vax not the fuckin brain cancer...
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@ArtCandee It's was so pointless to pick it apart, but they had nothing else.
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@Templecapalot @HumansNoContext Huawei was the #2 phone manufacturer at one point right behind Samsung, with no US presence. They were making plans to enter the US market and all of a sudden they were "Chinese spies" But Apple fans will just drink Tim Cooks jizz and tell you it's cause they sucked.
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@SQUIDADDY_ @Wario64 Because that was the price at the time...
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@ElTogoRyan @carobunga Erections 1:1 And he said unto thee "Thou shalt not only worship the length, but also the girth, as it is a brother to the length. Also, I Say unto thee: Boinnnnnnng
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Seeing your tweets is torture
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@Esqueer_ Try all those involved as adults...
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@Wario64 Does it come with the "dark era" dlc?
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@realTuckFrumper Angel: We ran out of parts to make women, when is there a new shipment? God: It's runnin late just use what's in the defect bin And thus...Sarah Huckabee Sanders was born.
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@BlazeRedraw @tradfeminine Except if your hardware dies and the digital marketplace no longer exists...
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@RedWave_Press @libsoftiktok @PlanetFitness Anyone saying "Woke" invalidates anything they say instantly
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@JazzyLynnRose So, a Hitler fan are we?
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@HotMoozik These people wanna party like it's 1859...
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@RonFilipkowski When Florida sinks into the ocean can it take Texas along for the ride?
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@serinide Been nice knowing ya...
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@yoga_doll @MemesForGuys For a magnum dong...
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@FAFO_TV Kid was like...
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@DarkOddCon That bottom tab tho...
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@DosenbachKen @AmyAThatcher @shell_loyd Big issues like denying a gas gouging bill and promoting guns as kids get slaughtered?
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@DinosaurDerek @wdwpro1 @Disney Awe, I'm sure a multi-billion conglomerate will be so upset because aging hater will take his family elsewhere...
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@RonFilipkowski MTG wishes she had that build.
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@ericareport That would be so amazing... and sad do we not vet these people.
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@BoyBoy_Official @Cobratate Tate isn't capable of processing more than one thing a ta time... so I can see him making the mistake.
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@biasbe To quote Front 242 One - You lock the target Two - You bait the line Three - You slowly spread the net And four - You catch the man
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@DignifAIr @LordAslanThe2nd @kdbgoat36 @DignifAI 1000000000000000 genders all are valid as long as they irk you
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@Freddy865646022 @LocalBateman Ty for doing the Lord's work
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@jontxpp Define "normal"
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@ApoxHD Sure why not, keep the boost train on track 🚂🚃🚃🚃💨
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@realTuckFrumper Trump should get it for existing.
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@Stone_tossers Yes because LGBTQTIA+ is an American only thing... Have you made a funny comic, like ever....I certainly have yet to see one.
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@patriottakes They take the "great replacement theory" a little too seriously over on that side of the fence...
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@MadScientistFF Any oversized truck, esp those with no signs of the truck actually used for any sort of work.
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@wooknponub Mike "all work and no pay" Rowe Naw I'm good.
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@Stone_tossers Hey man another unfunny untrue banger...
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@ChitoGamingLive So, no credit to the maker of this mockup, and lying about it's context...cool cool
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@VengaBusDriver @shoe0nhead This one hurts the most...
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@DreamLeaf5 It's a person, but a very skilled at not acting like a person person.
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@dailyinstavids I mean, what did he think he was gonna do, just pull that off all silky smooth?
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@ToriatheistTori I'd show up buy the cheapest thing they have, and walk away like this.
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@Stone_tossers @InsaneCope AI makes better art than you...that's for sure.
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@Trey10551075 @delilahluv19 @DailyLoud You keep believing the lie that's fed to you...
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@ChudsOfTikTok They are too busy looking for "signs" that a normal ass woman is somehow a secret trans...
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@Stone_tossers Make the ID free, no one would have an issue. Otherwise you are suppressing votes... this isn't hard.
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@ask_aubry These people need a rocket trip to the sun...
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@AZ_Brittney Hey hey, more blue is always welcome... I want my follow list to look like a smurfy mosh pit.
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@blkklwd Ai because it never happened...
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@realTuckFrumper She gonna call on her Carp allies?
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@RSpiderguy7 @JonnyPullen @chismosavirus Unless they are shitty, then fuck all of that noise...
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@guardianeco Humanity will not care until it's already too late do anything...
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@analkingdom2 @Dexerto This man deserves all the accolades.
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@hurachistone @Susan16Park Lay of the crack sir.
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@RightWingCope DEI= anything not old and white
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@Lilith_Atheist Can I hate haters of homosexuals?
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@xxwoman471377 @DreamLeaf5 Even your cats will grow to hate you...
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@joeywreck Payday loans...
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@Lilith_Atheist I tied myself to my porch, just in case.
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@LLPatriot5 @BrooksyShelly @stillgray @libsoftiktok If you are getting your information from them, well... Lol
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@_dirkellis_ @jonathanstea Do your own research did you?
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@Iambob300000 @navyhato So women are currency...is that your take?
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@BNONews Just another day in America, because sensible gun control is just too much for the GOP.
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@napoli_paul @ItsMrsRabbitToU Ah the antivaxxer weighs in, classic
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@fccview @fuckedupfoods Feeble minds simply cannot grasp the power of pineapple
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@KevinKileyCA Masks still trigger you folks, lol...
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@polish_man23 @DutchLGB I'd explain to you why you're an idiot but you are too much of an idiot to understand...
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@lily_alcott @shoe0nhead We ain't buyin the OF
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@MAGAMichelleS69 @Ps5725 @LauraSeetz So not only were you triggered, and posted her photo online without consent, but you listened to someone's private medical information. Classy stuff.
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