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@abzzz_1

4 months

@abzbutupset new account. Follow if you give a shit.

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@abzzz_1

2 months

Was bored so Applied for a dentist job at some clinic. I have an interview this week😭 I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO MED SCHOOL😭

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2 years

Women hate the fact that they are attracted to men😭😭😭

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9 months

Just asked a friend of mine if he was ready for taraweeh this ramadhan. He told me to pick a surah. I picked Rahmaan. This guy said “watch this” and read the whole surah backwards 😭😭😭 I need to go home and open my quran😭.

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8 months

Got mine from Afghanistan

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8 months

Bruh never buying stuff from Pakistan again 🙏🏼😭💯

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2 years

How do I block team Snapchat

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6 months

Ghost Rider

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6 months

Would you destroy the life of someone who has hurt you? Or would you just let it slide?

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6 months

They are if u are a loved child 👍🏻

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5 months

Mabrook

zaza 💿

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5 months

Alhamdullilah 💍 #WeMetOnAmongUs

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@abzzz_1

11 months

This broke my heart into a trillion pieces 💔💔💔

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8 months

I been laughing it this for 3 minutes😭

Hoes Be WILIN

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8 months

I'll give it a shot then

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@abzzz_1

10 months

Happy for you🫶🏻

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10 months

Bought my first ever apartment with my own salary 😭🫶🏻

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@abzzz_1

8 months

The ICJ rules in favor of South Africa's request for provisional measures against Israel over Gaza war. ALHAMDULILLAH

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@abzzz_1

6 months

You got any little moisture in there and it would make u suicidal

Swiss Francs 𝕏

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6 months

This generation will never understand the pain of eating this without a scissor😭

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@abzzz_1

10 months

Woke up. Found my mom in a bad mood and theres a vape on the coffee table. One of my siblings is getting beat today 😭

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@abzzz_1

2 months

@raeesa_66 Im not going😭

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@abzzz_1

6 months

Happily married to the loml with a child or two. Inshallah 🤲🏻

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6 months

Where do you see your self in the next five years

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@abzzz_1

2 months

@DepressedTabby Its what i had in mind

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@abzzz_1

1 year

Duality of the west

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@abzzz_1

11 months

Crying 😭😭😭😭😭

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@abzzz_1

2 months

@azrabazra19 Some clinic near my place had a hiring poster so i emailed them. And they responded with an interview date and told me to come with my papers

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2 months

@Wangari_Voice @Ongiri_L 🌚

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10 months

😭😭😭

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3 years

This has made my day 😂 😂

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@abzzz_1

1 year

Fight the wall

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1 year

What film role was 100% perfectly cast?

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@abzzz_1

9 months

This old uncle at the gym just video called his wife back in Uzbekistan. She is watching him workout and clapping after he finishes every set😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️. If its not like this idw it 😔

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@abzzz_1

6 months

Your man cant stand for the full taraweeh and he is supposed to be your pillar of strength???? Interesting

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2 years

😭😭

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@abzzz_1

1 year

No child 16 or younger should have a phone and unrestricted internet access.

D.A.R.E Capo

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1 year

What is your most oldhead coded belief? 🤨

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@abzzz_1

2 years

This girl’s forehead so big i bet she dreams in 4K

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@abzzz_1

1 year

And yet here we are beefing on whether we should help out in the kitchen or not. Need to grow up

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@abzzz_1

2 years

Im sure the brown girls that “forget to eat every day” wont have any issues fasting

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1 year

Keabetswe🌬

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1 year

When were your simpler times ?

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7 months

“Instagram down” but yall never cared when i was down

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@abzzz_1

8 months

“Hey handsome” In February??? You think I’m stupid?

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@abzzz_1

1 year

Idc what anyone says

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1 year

Name a bigger downgrade.

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@abzzz_1

2 years

The era when if you dropped your phone the battery and sim card would go flying two separate directions was wild.

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@abzzz_1

9 months

2023 has been about Palestine ❤️‍🩹 🍉

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@abzzz_1

2 years

This is adorable 😍

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@abzzz_1

1 year

🇩🇴🇵🇷🇧🇷🇨🇺🇬🇾🇹🇹🇮🇳

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1 year

quote this with your best tweet

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@abzzz_1

11 months

He would have been more useful than the arab leaders we have now

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2 months

@azrabazra19 Borrow me your lab coat

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@abzzz_1

10 months

Congrats 🤭

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@abzzz_1

10 months

Im only social on SOCIAL media. Don’t be approaching me irl, I’ll walk right past you

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@abzzz_1

2 years

So grateful for my parents. May they be blessed with a long and healthy life❤️

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@abzzz_1

2 years

When I’m hungry nothings funny and everybody is ugly idc

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@abzzz_1

6 months

I think we can call it a week

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@abzzz_1

1 year

“You tweet a lot” What else do u expect me to do here. Cook rice?

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@abzzz_1

11 months

Yemen. The country with one of the least influence and resources in the middle east is standing up for Palestine and taking action rather than making empty threats. Every other muslim nation should be ashamed of themselves

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2 years

I tried my best to keep a straight face …

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@abzzz_1

10 months

“Sent you your own tweet” is the equivalent of “replied to your story”

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@abzzz_1

11 months

I check everyday in hopes that ill see a tweet💔

صالحة 🎀

@saalihahahah1

11 months

No because that 'i am alive' tweet is what keeps me going.

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@abzzz_1

9 months

Where most nations made empty promises and threats. South Africa rose and took action. Shame on every other nation

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@abzzz_1

10 months

16 year old me almost cried out of frustration that day

فلسطين حرة ~ ف 🇵🇸

@fateama16

10 months

How to tell if a mushaf belong's to a hifdh student 101 🫡

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1 year

…

Red ❤️‍🔥

@RedLi8ning

1 year

Name a more iconic duo than the D'Amelio twins I'll wait..

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@abzzz_1

10 months

This should have been deleted

BASED SAVAGE

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11 months

What’s the craziest deleted tweets y’all seen this year

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@abzzz_1

9 months

Drivers tests need to be harder. The stupidity i see on these roads. 70% cant drive for shit.

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@abzzz_1

9 months

Bros drafting up his resignation

leyya🇵🇸

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9 months

I hope they all hate themselves.

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@abzzz_1

2 years

Enjoying the wc without academic stresss>>> 🤌🏻

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@abzzz_1

1 year

I keep most of my life private so that nobody knows I’m Batman

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@abzzz_1

7 months

I realized i had issues when i wanted swiper to rob Dora

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@abzzz_1

11 months

Bassem youssef: I will be serious *proceeds to be the most sarcastic human being on earth😭😭😭😭😭

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@abzzz_1

2 years

Someone waking you up from sleep without ur consent should be a violation of human rights

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@abzzz_1

1 year

TIRED OF SEEING BLUE AND PINK ON MY TL

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@abzzz_1

1 year

Idc how old i get. If i sit on a chair that spins. That shits SPINNING

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@abzzz_1

2 years

Horse riding on the beach>>>

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@abzzz_1

1 year

2 hours really does feel like 10 mins with the right person🫢

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@abzzz_1

2 years

"Take me back to where I was before I met you, then leave.” -Mahmoud darwish

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@abzzz_1

7 months

Im in dire need of duas May Allah ease my affairs.

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@abzzz_1

1 year

Here’s 4 more

tas 🍉

@tasmiyah___

1 year

here’s 4 🎨

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@abzzz_1

11 months

To the people who posted about the passing of matthew perry but didnt once say anything for Palestine…i see you

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@abzzz_1

9 months

Suits who??? South African delegation is the new motivation for law students

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@abzzz_1

1 year

Mfs that watched Popeye know why

just a ghost

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1 year

Why would anyone smaak spinach 😬🤢

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@abzzz_1

9 months

All these dusty yutes they got married and me im not!!!!!??? ME BRO???

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@abzzz_1

1 year

You never know what true love means until you read about Hadhrat Fatimah (RA) and Hadhrat Ali (RA)🥹❤️

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@abzzz_1

3 years

@HassanNatha a thread 🧵

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@abzzz_1

11 months

My cut off game so strong, I even stopped talking to myself once

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@abzzz_1

7 months

Got sent to buy Micellar water. Cant find that shit anywhere bruh

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@abzzz_1

11 months

Someday you’ll find someone who truly loves you. But for now go to sleep.

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@abzzz_1

28 days

No one loves a cat more than a mother that didnt want one in her house in the first place.

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3 months

No thank you

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9 months

What are you man doing with these women, yoh😭

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9 months

She used 2 txt lyk dis

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4 months

Out of all the me and who pics iv seen on twt. This is my fav

motabari nakko batao

@Jaojiyahanse

4 months

Another me and who At 4 am 😭😫

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@abzzz_1

6 months

Ya Allah I see what you do for others. I ask for the same 🤲🏻

صالحة 🎀

@saalihahahah1

6 months

OMG OMG OMG I JUST READ TARAWEEH BEHIND YASSAR AL DOSSARY!!!! STOP MY HEART 🥹😭😭😭😭😭

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@abzzz_1

9 months

No matter how bad we ended things, if you ever need anything just ask someone else 🫶🏻

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@abzzz_1

8 months

THATS THE PRETTIEST THING IV EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

بحر 🌊

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@abzzz_1

2 years

Penalties are both so exciting and stressful 😭

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@abzzz_1

2 years

This fruit is so underrated 😩😩

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@abzzz_1

3 years

Me Reads* يعلمون Moulana: what did you read Me: تعلمون 🌚

Oliver King 🇵🇸

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This will be interesting

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@abzzz_1

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“Imagine she/he tests your dhor🥺🥺🥺” But when it was time to give dhor to your sheikh u wanted to run away?

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@abzzz_1

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“SHOOT YOUR SHOT” “ BE A MAN AND SHOOT YOUR SHOT FIRST” “LADIES SHOOT YOUR SHOT” …. If you not careful you gonna end up as a viral screenshot on the tl 😭😭😭

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Come again????