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Manhattan, NY
Joined September 2011
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
Big announcement: the Parkway Run is back in Philly this year to raise money Children’s cancer research at @ChildrensPhila . I’ll be joining my cousins October 2nd at their house to support Tommy Lake, my young cousin. Please consider donating if you can.
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@_tommybrohama
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Another way would be to put it around my neck
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that’s one way to rock a belt.
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
@W_B_Rick Dudes been in love for at least 3.75 years. It was all worth it.
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2 years
@aiyanajadee Baby I’m mooing right back and asking questions later
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@_tommybrohama
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9 months
Trill was cruel for this one @TylerIAm
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@nihiinn_
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9 months
what is the saddest truth about life?
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@_tommybrohama
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10 months
@callmeshitto One scroll on his profile and you can see why the person sent him that message immediately
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
I’m never leaving this website
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@_tommybrohama
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7 months
Just another Friday
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2 years
@aiyanajadee You should moo for him
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Your meat when it’s lunch time and she comes back wanting more
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@Da1nOnlyCMart
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I'll pass lol. Nothing about this sounds enticing.
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
Chase Utley
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Without stating your age, who was the first baseball player you loved?
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
Absolutely craving a burger and some fries from Tito and Raymundo at the Shore Shack. I just know it would hit so nicely right now.
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@_tommybrohama
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7 months
People that make these videos don’t deserve rights
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
Some dude just called me a pussy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?
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This is actually the funniest notification I’ve ever gotten from the citizen app
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@_tommybrohama
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7 months
Brian Johnson offense
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@DEADLINE
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Why I’m Striking: “I’ve never said a funny thing without a writer” - ‘Veep’ actor Timothy Simons tells Deadline outside of Netflix in LA today #WritersStrike
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@_tommybrohama
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@schizarella
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do men even realize they're on multiple lists like this??
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Met this girl last night at white horse tavern and ended up in a full on duet of dancing on my own after maybe convincing her to sing it at karaoke
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@_tommybrohama
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After finding out my employer dropped the bag for my promotion, did one of my favorite things and went on a little solo dinner expedition to treat myself. Can I get a yessirrr?
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2 years
@aiyanajadee Yeah it was doing numbers so I had to pump that shit up
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@_tommybrohama
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6 years
@TylerIAm Gabby union would have a field day with that thing
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
Nothing like a random seizure to disrupt the first company wide day back in the office 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
I gotta be honest, I’m pretty confused at what went wrong here…
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@_tommybrohama
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7 months
After getting laid off and struggling to find something, then getting sick with my lung function in the gutter, going on IVs for 2.5 weeks, I got a new job that I like a lot, and ran a 5k just a week ago
@ATMwithJacy
Jacy, LPC
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BRAG ABOUT SOMETHING YOU’RE PROUD OF ACCOMPLISHING IN 2023 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
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@_tommybrohama
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3 years
Ya boy got promoted on this cheapie Friday. Pay raise incoming, bag secured. Let’s have a day!
@_tommybrohama
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3 years
Major announcement coming in 3 minutes. Stand clear for take off.
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@_tommybrohama
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6 months
@Tonywithyy That’s a big reveal that she’s even opened her DMs though
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
You already know the season… RIP mansi’s Twitter tho
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We’ll take three tickets to Barbie
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@demihearmeroar
Demi Hear Me🗣Roar
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two tickets to barbie please
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
Idk if any of you know this but my mom is one of the greatest women on the planet. Literally would visit me and bring me every treat and snack when I was sick in the hospital with CF related issues when I was younger. Best person to go to for any issue I age. I love her so much.
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@_tommybrohama
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6 years
Hey @notthefakeSVP I'm a current pike brother at UMD, & student manager for lax and started a fundraiser my freshman year to raise money for cystic fibrosis, a lung disease that I have. Would you consider donating or sharing to spread the word?
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Gotta say…I love this random dude Chad just commenting publicly on Paulina’s Instagram “pierced?”. Such a ridiculous move you almost have to respect it
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there’s nothing wrong with sitting at the bar and eating wings while drinking 4-5 sprites. nothing at all.
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
woke up this morning and found out I missed the 4am call from the girl I met at the bar
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@_tommybrohama
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6 months
“They’re always after me lucky charms”
@JeffDuncan_
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Sean Stellato is in the house at the Superdome.
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
No offense if you went there, but your school is the most insufferable on the planet if you did
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@bigcontentguy
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@_tommybrohama
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3 years
The way super right wingers fetishize guns after school shootings is so fucking weird
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Merry Christmas! 🎄 ps. Santa, please bring ammo. 🎁
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@_tommybrohama
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5 months
It was always @JasonKelce
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@_tommybrohama
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2 months
Shoutout to the penguin at my sisters wedding reception. Little icon.
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@_tommybrohama
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10 months
Me after killing someone in Halo 3 when I was 12
@faiththegemini
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this is how in love and happy I’m tryna be 😩😂
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@_tommybrohama
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10 years
Officially committing to the University of Maryland class of 2018. Go Terps!
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
Thank you Vin Diesel for making this happen
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@stevenportnoy
Steven Portnoy
2 years
BREAKING: Brittney Griner, the WNBA star who was sentenced to prison in Russia, has been freed in a prisoner-swap and is now in US custody, a US official tells @CBSNews .
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@_tommybrohama
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10 months
🚨 Mom reveal 🚨
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@_tommybrohama
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10 months
My phone takes bad photos, but I’m having a good time seeing Billy Joel with my mom which is all that matters
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
RIP to this king
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@_tommybrohama
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6 years
@SmittyBarstool @MichaelRapaport This the same guy that tweeted hundreds of times in consecutive days about you taking roids and refused to pay the bets he agreed to? #fraud
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
She’s so crazzzzzzzzy! Love her!!!
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@_tommybrohama
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4 months
Didn’t realize @dcarterruff was going to the game with post
@rjochoa
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Post Malone representing the Dallas Cowboys at the Super Bowl
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
Got home yesterday and have been relaxing since then. Did some work this morning then took afternoon off. Our CEO even reached out to check in on me. I’d say I’m doing much better. I really appreciate everyone who reached out to check in. Love you all.
@_tommybrohama
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2 years
Nothing like a random seizure to disrupt the first company wide day back in the office 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
Went full tourist mode in the city I live in today. Rate the fit
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@_tommybrohama
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3 years
My brother and his wife are having a baby. I’m gonna be an uncle!! Woo!
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3 years
Big news coming in 3 minutes. Get ready.
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@_tommybrohama
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9 months
This was a comment about the movie Halloweentown…
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@_tommybrohama
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3 years
Shoutout to the woman who’s definitely getting proposed to today. Good for you girl.
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7 months
@acry4helpp Their parents probably went for a walk earlier in the day
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@_tommybrohama
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Hi there, this is my son, Dracula musical from forgetting Sarah Marshall
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@_tommybrohama
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11 months
This is Barty Crouch Jr
@shouldhaveanima
why you should have an animal
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he's thinking evil thoughts
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@franciscellis It would be a real shame if you somehow released the lost episode on the Oops feed
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@_tommybrohama
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3 years
Hey Twitter fam, September is Childhood Cancer Awareness month. My little cousin, Tommy Lake was diagnosed with cancer when he was was 15 months old. The cancer team at CHOP was successful in helping him get better and I’m raising money to help ensure that they can help others.
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@_tommybrohama
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3 years
Major personal update: we are going out this Friday
@_tommybrohama
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3 years
Matched with a woman with an absolute dump truck just now on bumble. Praying I get a “sup?” From her. credit to me for being handsome.
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@_tommybrohama
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10 months
A bunch of interviews tomorrow I will not hire anybody for an 8:00am desk job unless I have evidence that you’ve woken up before 9 at least once.
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@TheSalonDon
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A bunch of interviews tomorrow I will not hire anybody for an 8:00am desk job unless I have evidence that you’ve woken up before 9 at least once
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3 years
MGM execs back in the day
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
Because I had a seizure last month I’m getting a 24 hour EEG and the way they wrapped this thing on my head gives me big Joe dirt vibes
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@_tommybrohama
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Dudes will post a picture and say “the man, the myth, the legend” and meanwhile it’s just their normal friend Tommy
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Austin “Danger” Powers
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The man the myth the legend in the Big Apple @_tommybrohama @tryinghereok
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Sub 8 minute mile for first time in 3 years. I’m psyched.
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This person is a perfect encapsulation of reason swifties get so much hate on here
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@jj_woody_ Who dat?
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@_tommybrohama
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I don’t have circles anymore so I’m just gonna put this out here. Utilize your emergency ID on your iPhones. I had a seizure yesterday on a citibike while with absolutely no one I knew and the medics were able to get some basic info and call my sister to inform her about it.
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
Everyone in Kings landing when Jamie Lannister comes back without a hand
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2 years
This tweet ages like a fine wine literally every single day
@everywhereist
Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads
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Men will literally spend billions on a social media platform instead of going to therapy.
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the chainsmokers people on twitter 🤝 If we go down then we go down together
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
Hey upper east siders, gossip girl here. Looks like TB woke up on 81st and took a walk through the neighborhood. Here’s hoping it’s not the last time. Xoxo gossip girl
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
It’s just science that beers in these plastic cups go down faster
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2 years
The Hex Girls are what the spooky season is actually about
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
🚨MDW with mom reveal🚨
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@_tommybrohama
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3 years
Forget Halloween, Everyone say happy birthday to my mom, Meg. She’s the best.
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@_tommybrohama
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2 months
If I ever tweet something this wrong, just know that it’s because I’m in severe distress and need emergency help
@GraceOnFootball
Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️
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Anyone who watches Shrek as an adult in 2024 and thinks it's a genuinely good film does not have functioning eyes, sorry not sorry.
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
My mom is GOATED
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@_tommybrohama
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10 years
@msnbc coming from the same news station that made fun of @MittRomney 's adopted grandson because of his race... @YoungCons
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@_tommybrohama
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3 years
I don’t usually post instagrams on back to back days, but I’m very tempted with this picture, feel like it’s too similar to my last except I look a lot better. Do I pull the trigger on it?
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@tyleroday If you’re talking about the country cover of it you’re correct. If you’re referring to the OG Tracy Chapman version your days might be at an end
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2 years
THE CRAZY THING IS WHEN ARAGORN KICKED THE HELMET AND YELLED OUT WHILE SEARCHING FOR THE HOBBITS IN THE TWO TOWERS, IT WAS ACTUALLY BECAUSE HE BROKE HIS TOE AND NOT A WRITTEN PART OF THE SCRIPT.
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“Hey my boy over there thinks your cute” My boy:
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The Look On That Seal's Face
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
Gotta start the weekend right by dipping the feet in
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@_tommybrohama
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3 years
Bottle service at the club, no big deal
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@demihearmeroar They’re real and they’re spectacular
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Was deleting old text convo images and photos to clear out space on my phone and found this gem in one of my group texts
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@litcapital Every tweet I’ve seen from her has been against my will
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9 months
Idk where this topic came from but it’s getting to be far too much…
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@DaFiretruck
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9 months
I randomly think about the glory of Rome at least five times a week
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11 months
If you’re not here for the kenergy, let it go
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@_tommybrohama
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3 years
I’ve got a small personal announcement: after an abnormally busy and stressful day at work, I’m having 2 beers and sitting on the beach in the remaining daylight
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@_tommybrohama
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2 years
People sometimes forget that no air by Jordin sparks ft Chris brown is one of the greatest songs ever made, but not me. I won’t forget it.
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Fins to the left, find to the right
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2 years
@wijodo Important questions
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2 years
Finally home after a train ride to Philly. Treated myself to my go to lunch spot. Buffalo chicken cheesesteak reveal(from bread board, the undisputed GOAT)
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“Hey Tommy how’s vacation going?” Pretty fantastic I’d say, aside from someone dropping my sunglasses into the bay accidentally
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5 months
That random guy screaming out “my leg”
@MailOnline
Daily Mail Online
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Man claims there is 'one sound' which will 'forever separate' people born before and after 1998... can you guess it?
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9 months
Follows you, never DMs you, unfollows you when you post about your boyfriend
@hashjenni
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Flirt like a straight man go
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I am a simple man. I see pretty flowers; I take pictures.
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@_tommybrohama
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Mom made Buffalo chicken Mac and cheese. Operation how much can I bring back to nyc is in full effect! Yesssirrr
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