7 years ago today my roommate broke her tailbone on a patch of ice. Her ass was later inspected by a hot doctor at the hospital while I sat in the corner laughing, high as hell
This guy just came and sat down at our table with 3 full drinks, cheersed himself, looked at me and said “damn” and then spilled his drink all over my lap before I cursed him out
We have an ongoing situation at the Zoo right now with a Code Blue – that is a non-dangerous animal that is out of its habitat. One of our clouded leopards was not in its habitat when the team arrived this morning and is unaccounted for at this time.