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Sam

@grillpill_

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@grillpill_

2 years

your honor my client could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

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@grillpill_

4 months

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

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The Miami Beach lizard hole

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@grillpill_

4 months

full day

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@grillpill_

11 months

the older i get the more i realize how many people i thought were wealthy are just in credit card debt

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how do u guys have money for things

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Sam

@grillpill_

10 months

6 months ago ezra miller was inventing new crimes and the studio was like "this movie is too good we have to keep them"

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10 months

#TheFlashMovie is projected to become one of the biggest box office bombs of all time, with Warner Bros. losing over $200M. Read our review:

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Sam

@grillpill_

2 years

goodnite

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Sam

@grillpill_

2 years

3 years ago billy ray got his world rocked by pizza hut and sent out the blurriest possible jpeg of his half eaten dinner he deleted it today RIP (2019 - 2022)

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Sam

@grillpill_

8 months

cooking for myself: awful, a chore, humiliating cooking for someone else: pure fulfillment, joy, finally life has meaning

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Sam

@grillpill_

4 months

i'm giving your golden retriever boyfriend chocolate

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Sam

@grillpill_

10 months

date idea we read these together over some modelos

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Sam

@grillpill_

2 years

Quick tip for men: just send her any picture of two animals being cute with the caption "us"

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Sam

@grillpill_

11 months

the grimace shake has taken the great lakes

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Is this good

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Sam

@grillpill_

2 years

She's a 10 but she bullies you

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Sam

@grillpill_

11 months

notice how chicago has "the worst air quality in the world" right now and we aren't having the most annoying day online about it

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Sam

@grillpill_

7 months

the proposal but its two people trying to convince their families that they're getting married to get this le crueset collection

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Sam

@grillpill_

1 year

babe you wanna come over and read too far into each other's tone. you do? why'd you say it like that

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Sam

@grillpill_

8 months

i went here and everyone knew you

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Sam

@grillpill_

7 months

if hes not your boyfriend, post your situationship, i wanna see drama

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Sam

@grillpill_

4 months

do you understand how embarrassing it is to explain the josh meme to people

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Sam

@grillpill_

2 months

[bene gesserit voice] text me when you get home

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Sam

@grillpill_

2 years

women will tweet how they're in their villain era and then text a guy "how was golf today? :)"

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Sam

@grillpill_

2 years

buddy, just text her "us" with one of these

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@grillpill_

2 years

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@grillpill_

2 years

we wouldn't need to have dating apps if spotify had dms

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@grillpill_

9 months

i love the guy who makes malort cocktails has over 12 episodes obviously descended into madness

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@grillpill_

1 year

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Sam

@grillpill_

10 months

sorry i was acting weird earlier, i was bewitched body and soul

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@grillpill_

1 year

i was a boy with a swatch and a vision

Sam

@grillpill_

2 years

bowser and i are painting an accent wall this weekend and have narrowed it down to this swatch

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@grillpill_

7 months

having a bad date at olive garden is a skill issue

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@grillpill_

2 years

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@grillpill_

9 months

stop sending me this

gently used ass rag

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9 months

Imagine smashing down IPA’s with this guy

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Sam

@grillpill_

2 years

kudos to starbucks for convincing ppl to buy ice cream at 7am by calling it a frappacino

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@grillpill_

2 years

the court has ruled that airplanes cannot be submitted into evidence as shooting stars

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Sam

@grillpill_

4 months

"i only date guys over 6 foot" you're saying you'd curve CHARIZARD?

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@grillpill_

2 years

an 11

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@grillpill_

7 months

don't send her money, send her this

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@grillpill_

2 years

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@grillpill_

3 months

why is it always soup? is there like a panera next door to louvre?

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3 months

Climate protesters throw soup at the glass-protected Mona Lisa in the Louvre.

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@grillpill_

2 years

a relationship needs one person describing all the taylor lyrics and one person explaining all of the House of the dragon lore

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@grillpill_

2 years

e.g.

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@grillpill_

2 years

hey friendships are cool but have you thought about rivalries? i think everyone should have a wario of themselves

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@grillpill_

2 years

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Sam

@grillpill_

7 months

my granddad wanted me to show everyone his picture

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Sam

@grillpill_

4 months

this is very funny

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Sam

@grillpill_

7 months

don't post your edm boyfriends i can smell them already

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Sam

@grillpill_

11 months

@dollbunyan naw he regular size

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Sam

@grillpill_

10 months

this but with um actually comic bros

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Sam

@grillpill_

2 years

warning ⚠️: it might just make her pregnant

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@grillpill_

2 years

he's a 10 but knows his birth chart

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@grillpill_

2 years

Dating is really just interviewing people so hopefully one day the two of you can get into a argument at lowe's

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@grillpill_

2 years

“pretty privilege strikes again,” i say to myself after my number gets called at the dmv

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@grillpill_

2 years

normalize being really off-putting and hot enough to barely make up for it

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@grillpill_

2 years

walgreens is a beautiful name for a girl

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@grillpill_

2 years

i'm proposing a New Year's unresolution where we all get way worse.

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@grillpill_

1 month

My coworker took off today bc her husband said the rapture might happen

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Sam

@grillpill_

5 months

Anyone else get this?

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Sam

@grillpill_

2 years

about to get slutty for fall

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Sam

@grillpill_

4 months

there have been prophets of his coming

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squirrel landed in fresh concrete

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@grillpill_

2 years

you look like a girl that ate on some polly pocket clothes

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@grillpill_

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@grillpill_

2 years

it's so flattering when people like my tweets(have a crush on me)

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@grillpill_

2 years

fly free little angel

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@grillpill_

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@grillpill_

11 months

woah

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@grillpill_

1 year

my brain without medication:

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@grillpill_

1 year

all your crushes reset at midnight

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Sam

@grillpill_

4 months

fire up the candles, it's cold

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@grillpill_

6 years

Democrats in Tennessee the next two week: Let’s get this Bred -esen

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Sam

@grillpill_

10 months

yes i have a 401k and can build a deck. who says i can't be bbygirl sometimes

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grown ass man using "🥺"

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@grillpill_

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@grillpill_

3 months

sorry i didn't text you back i was imagining myself in situations that won't happen and got tired

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@grillpill_

1 year

costco trip time

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@grillpill_

7 months

@miss_pidgey shut it west coast

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@grillpill_

1 year

back in chi

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Sam

@grillpill_

2 years

women say they shoot their shot when theyre just liking a tweet and posting a selfie right after

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@grillpill_

2 years

the love of your life is out there right now getting 3 likes on a post they claim is a banger

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@grillpill_

1 year

intellectual (non practicing)

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@grillpill_

2 years

Introducing MIKE'S HARD relationship with his father

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@grillpill_

2 years

one of the biggest things going for me is i have zero desire to ever be a comedian or start a podcast

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@grillpill_

2 years

stop telling me to make this an NFT

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@grillpill_

3 months

crazy that cars were just slow until tracy chapman came along

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@grillpill_

2 years

if you were really italian you wouldn't be tweeting, you'd be too busy toiling away in the pasta mines

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@grillpill_

2 years

100 guys in her dms and she still chose me to traumatize

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@grillpill_

10 months

i do not give a fuck about superheroes, look at the world and all its bounty

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@grillpill_

2 years

she's a 7 but has an iron deficiency

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Sam

@grillpill_

1 year

okay maybe AI has uses

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@grillpill_

2 years

POV: you're the instagram story of someone that got married right after college

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@grillpill_

2 years

well folks, here's the map now

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@grillpill_

2 months

How I dress

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how i dress

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@grillpill_

11 months

@JUNlPER i'm amazed at how many chicagoan's are finding out about the bad air quality from this tweet

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@grillpill_

2 months

One stop shop for some of you

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Sam

@grillpill_

2 years

if you see us: -in trader joe's know we fucking raw -in target assume she moved in and met my mom -in ikea understand we have fused souls -in the arby's drive-thru kinetically assess she has kidnapped me

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Sam

@grillpill_

8 months

new relationships statuses: taken happily taken taken (my friends are worried) taken "i just think it's so funny how.." single single (thriving) single (friends trip!) single ("hey how was your weekend") single (disgusted by your hinge likes) single (despair) situationship

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Sam

@grillpill_

3 months

it's true

RAT QUEEN

@sweetiddies

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that man with the really cute cat will not save you btw

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