VALKYRIE / ALPHONSE - Jojotwt's Local Horse
- Sole cause of Jojotwt horse fever since 1999
- 18 physically, 10,000 mentally due to Horse Curse
- Raised by Horses
- Loves all (race)horses, and specifically Secretariat
(Racehorse Stand Pet Project:)
My Kakyoin Headcanon is that he is the most openly queer out of the group but has absolutely 0 gaydar at all and could not sniff out another queer in a room even if his life depended on it. Polnareff, local frenchman extraordinaire, however, has the gaydar of a bloodhound.
@GroovyMothLegs
when had to go to Egypt to kill a vampire who had taken over the body of my great great grandpa nobody would go with me and I had to walk 40 days and 40 nights through a desert all by myself because I was mugged the second I walked out of the airport. i did not enjoy such things
fugo: giorno giovanna.... i thought he was strange.... but now... i see that I can trust him... he's bright and capable and...
Mr. giorno giovanna, in question: (writhing on the ground in agony) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH
i read somewhere that araki said kakyoin and jotaro wouldnt have been friends without part 3 happening and i disagree they are both so autistic they are driven to eachother like how albatrosses are naturally driven to migrate across the entire fucking world
like hes an english teacher its a given. btw this is in my super cool awesome universe where homophobia isnt real and gay marriage is ultra legal everywhere
post part 3 kak being a english teacher is so funny bc he'd be doing the start of the year slideshow and hes like "and these are our cats Sunfish and Bluegill" and when someone is like "those r weird names" hes like "oh my husband named them ^-^" and thered be a communal "oohhhh"
Jotakak Kakyoin Survives au where Jotaro never pierced his ears so when they get back to Japan kakyoin pierces them for him. Pulled out the ol' self piercing kit and everything !!
Kakyoin is interesting to write/think about but his fan personality and like canon personality are so disconnected from eachother its hard to find that balance. Hes polite, but not meek. Hes not extremely shy- he's shy- but hes quiet. Like hes more comfortable listening ???
@akrantism
Correct. Polnareff can't recongize his own reflection in the mirror. He will repeatedly clock himself as gay and then begin fighting with himself the same way a dog or a bird does. Its a sad reality we must come to terms with
well here it is. I'm pretty sure i got all of them. The ultimate sleeper goes to Kakyoin. He is the resident Snoozer now and Forever. Joseph is missing because he never naps.
stardust crusaders if it was real
kakyoin, freshly flesh-budded: (while doing his extensive self care routine) ew gross is that a pimple??? (tries to pop it and instantly dies)
This is genuinely my worst fear because my love for horses is so gorgeous and pure and loving but the fandom has been tortured by nightmares i do not support nor condone and in fact hate with all my heart. I will heal all of you
@clydefrogzz
literally everyone except joseph on that damn island is fluent in italian and they all speak it to eachother. they could gossip about him to his face and he would not even know
Rohan is the type of guy where if you walk in on him sleeping you think hes dead for like a good 20 minutes and then he coughs weakly (like a singular "ack") like a victiorian boy and you're like oh good hes alive thank fuck.
this image makes me scream and cry because liek this is so so so so so why did they draw this if they did not intend for them to be in love like like 2 gay men and their dog
MY UGLY NASTY BUG SON MY WIFE PICKED UP IN A KROGERS PRODUCE ISLE WONT FUCKING LISTEN TO ME UNLESS I MAKE A REFERENCE TO FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS SOMEWHERE IN THE SENTENCE
everyone gets on abbacchio's case for being rough with giorno but are conveniently leaving out the parts where Giorno is just standing completely still going "??? ????" while a stand that FUCKING KILLS EVERYTHING is nearby. like dawg id be getting pissed too IM TRYING TO SAVE U