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@_asmodai

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@TylerAlbertario the casual indifference of saying it around a mouth of candy really made it

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@RottenInDenmark What's interesting to me is that I think it's 100% the result of the {straight} male gaze. I don't think this reflects the male body as an object to be desired, but rather as an object to be envied by other straight men.

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@IwriteOK Sweet Potato Christ says: "I yam risen!"

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@vanillaopinions Too many elephants

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@TetraspaceWest They're not making the A-bomb They're all afraid of getting hBombed

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@ZoeSchiffer I wonder how much of this is due to the remaining staff being people who for one reason or another *can't* leave their jobs.

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@WayToGoPaul @mattlieb Didn't someone on this hellsite once say breastfeeding was a creepy sexual act with an infant? 🤣 I mean I'm sure they were trolling, but people responded like it was a real take. Kinda magnificent.

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@RaphDeslandes Hard to wrap my brain around the fact that some people don't understand the actual act of creation as itself transcendental. Some people just see *product* Love your art, btw. It's gorgeous.

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@FuturesIsee @Luiseach @Lvcy_Fyre This is self-care. Good kitty.

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@ChayaRaichik10 As a fellow Jew, I hope the knowledge that NAZIs would have *loved* your views on gender and trans people is like acid in your mind. I hope that knowledge weighs on you, and that you feel the weight of the scorn of our forebearers.

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@ThatVeganHealer @Liquid_Sailor No, the stigma is pretty well-placed. If you could handle it, whatever. You shouldn't spread the meme that this is a general solution. Also, the blood-toll of that drug is uniquely high.

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@pulse_tube @__femb0t The barely contained admiration in this paragraph

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@RaphDeslandes Hmm. My deadpan is once again too dead for Twitter, it seems.

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@IwriteOK The son of God making a very pregnant woman walk. Premium content.

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@dylanmatt "I fume over the unfair, preconceived opinions of men I've never even met." HMM YOU DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW YOU MAKING PRE-CONCIEVED IMPERSONAL JUDMENTS ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY, YOU SAY 🧐

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@RaphDeslandes But aen't you, an artist, excited by the prospect of no longer having to make art???

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@stretch14tw @shaun_vids Well. He went down with the ship. So, you gotta at least respect that he was a true believer in it, I guess.

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@WilliamBriot @Lauramaywendel @soona Maybe total. But lots of product pages have majority fake reviews.

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@BarbzHeavyOnIt @shaTIRED Sounds like she needs to learn to close her windows.

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@RyanMMattox1 @JediNabber Seems like he sincerely wishes it were more of a challenge

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@bolton69420 Joke's on them, furries are gonna LOVE this.

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@clio_ac @Jake_Dahl @Mike_Laidlaw @elgatotroxel @IwriteOK The ol #2 and skidoo

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@IwriteOK 2k replies. Dead internet theory is real

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@iboudreau We owe it a lot, then. Than you, RP1, for exposing the entire industry as having brains of clay.

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@TheManifesta @dylanmatt @paulandstorm Hating it isn't rational, not believing in it is. I have zero patience for astrology and likely couldn't connect with someone who was deep into it, but I'm also not a fan of people being belittled, even if I think their beliefs are wrong.

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@erikmbaker oh heal yea we doin anti-intellectual völkisch ethnolinguistic physiognomy????

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@The_Law_Boy Didn't he float state mandated girlfriends at one point?

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@RightWingCope GOD DAMN

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@IwriteOK So, fun fact, true fact that I'll share apropos of nothing. I had a friend that worked at BD a while back. Turns out robots are Bad At Nets. They're hard for them to see, analyze, and deal with topologically. This will probably be true for quite some time. Nets are a bitch.

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@SonOfCormac_ @VaushV It's the same as the leftist criticism of, I dunno, killing a puppy publicly for shock value to draw attention to climate change. It adds nothing of value at best, and discredits the movement at worst. They look pretty young so I'm not gonna take them to task.

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@Superninfreak @cheer_wine Hard same, tho for me it's the royals. Brits can hang, but the second I hear someone getting sentimental about their king, I the chords of "Yankee doodle" fade in and stare off into the middle distance. Men died so I wouldn't have to think about those chinless Hapsburg fops.

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@RorschachProdu1 He was an incredibly good dude. It's wonderful that so many people are putting effort and intent into remembering him.

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@ilieknachos @jimmy_wales Honestly, sincerely, actually, truly: thank you.

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@KidCharlemute @bloodberry_tart Don't listen to the haters, Wage is a beautiful name

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@JohnTuckersaur @ChayaRaichik10 "Ironically, all these cross-dressing soldiers were fighting for a regime that sent actual transvestites to concentration camps" Your article specifically states that this was for theater. Come on dude, read the links you send.

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@cringepolitik I love that he spent some of his brief mortal span drawing this. I love that he chose take himself closer to death while making this.

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@oncloud_e They're so blind. No version of queerness exists that doesn't call gender norms to account. Kissing the ring of heteronormativity won't keep them safe, and shows the world that they're /fine/ with boots on necks, just as long as its not *their* neck

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@Noahpinion This smells like a panic to me. You should be at least a little wary of this claim.

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@vanillaopinions @north0fnorth and i was kate bush

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@kblineage @jalbz305 @tommychase01 @JackPosobiec Hey man, are you aware that you *can* actually pray in school? It's a pretty common misconception, but it ain't true. You can't lead others in prayer, but you can pray your heart out. In fact. it's mandatory that students be excused from class for prayer if requested.

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@ParchmentScroll @clio_ac @Jake_Dahl @Mike_Laidlaw @elgatotroxel @IwriteOK The ol move'n'move

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@Glackattack2 @RottenInDenmark Im not saying nobody desires cut male bodies, that's obviously untrue. But there's a difference between "cut" and the hyper vascular 0% body fat dehydrated anatomy lessons like we see here.

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@Bubblebathgirl @elonmusk And yet nobody can provide evidence of that, or explain why people would risk their skin to cast a vote almost certain not to have an impact. The math and incentives just don't make any damn sense.

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@smithypied @RightWingCope Screen shot this, we may never see another

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@RobertSecundus @pierogiwitch @adpo97 Maybe they were uncomfortable with the implication of what the forced-hair-coupling with that stupid bird meant

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@oncloud_e @amuroslay Hey Cloudy thanks for helping my grandfather, award winning author George R R Martin, get over his writer's block the other day

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@AJ_TikTok @amatwstature If they sincerely wanted to showcase strong women in their films there would've been no need to go back and add this. That representation would have been baked in— the way it was in Black Panther. No need for a grrlpwr scene in a film with actual central, powerful, badass, women

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@waters_ivan @Metalyger @StrewthQueen Kissing the ring of the straights won't save you. No form of queerness exists that doesn't call gender roles to account. Maybe they'll come for the homonorms last, but they'll come for you. And in the meantime, your more radical kindred will have a boot on their neck.

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@MatthiasRider @vanillaopinions @north0fnorth Excuse me I thought I made my feelings on you clear 🫣

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@IwriteOK Kinda reminds me of 9/11 conspiracies The warpigs lied & exploited to push us into Iraq to their political and financial gain, paid for in blood *That* was the ruinous conspiracy, the ugly truth Instead people distracted themselves, insisting the whole thing was an inside job

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@SamAdlerBell right wing in shambles after learning 1979 was not followed by 1990.

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@estimatethis @chapambrose Basic physics: because the Loop Itself is going to be so hyper, the tunnel needed to be built at infratypical speeds to prevent a causality crisis.

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@Esqueer_ It's no excuse, but might have been an *explanation*. I personally know people having episodes who said awful things I know they don't believe. But apparently this behavior goes back years longer than this episode. So. Kanye doesn't even get that modicum of grace from me.

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@Rebecca_Bellado @AngryMaulLady @Leannenist Mine's real! I regret to inform you that a communist revolution in today's America is not gonna happen. I wish the left would choose realistic goals rather than simply letting The Bastards win as we sit around an ideate about The Revolution.

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@tatsthatgohard There room for all kinds in this great big world. I hope he enjoys it. I wish I loved anything as much as that man loves Avatar.

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@D0nnievito @IwriteOK Worst part's the replies: I'd assumed they were all bots. And clicking through, some seem to be But a shocking number APPEAR TO BE REAL {or a massive number of real accounts dating back years have been compromised} I find the possibility that they're people far more troubling

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@el_guatxican @Rothmus I'd wager the ""wives"" may have felt differently

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@PrimeDeals4All @ReznorokRoll Gods, that's bleak

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@xDrew64 @Schaffrillas The Shyamalan movie is the source material they were working from. Nobody told'em about the other show.

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@RightWingCope Hell of a way to come out, Alex. But I support your journey.

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@Noahpinion I dunno dude do you think we can completely separate criticism of the Chinese government from antipathy for its citizens, or people with Chinese ancestry more broadly? If we can't, is that reason enough for those doing so in good faith to not criticize the government of China?

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@raywinTX @13crowes @P_Kallioniemi "Russian controlled territory" is an awful lot of words to say "Ukraine"

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@rufigruts @CantEverDie They didn't. They went to the hospital after the fight, got dismissed, spend the night at home, then woke up and at some point thereafter EMTs were called to take them back to the hospital.

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@ErieNotEerie @marionumber4 Dems had a 57 seat majority most of the time. Mitch only held up garland because he had a majority.

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@IwriteOK Man, I dunno if we can blame people for trying to save people from malaria because some people also use the nets for fishing. Feels kinda like accusing direct payments to an impoverished area of "contributing to addiction" because some people use the cash for booze.

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@spookyswadloon @M1das_OW2 Are you suggesting the account calling itself LGB might not actually be run by a queer person??? Excuse me, I must go find some pearls to clutch

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@maxdubler @MatthewDownhour "If the Jew did not exist, the anti-Semite would invent him." in action

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@Snshores @LilNasX You literally run a fan account

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@k1773rs @oncloud_e The states regularly do horrific, illegal things that violate fundamental human rights. There's nothing noble about allowing that.

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@oncloud_e Hey girl do you know about hummingbird tongues? 💐😏

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@waters_ivan @Metalyger @StrewthQueen "They" are the people who have been coming for queers for *centuries*. Queer rights are the exception, not the rule. Do you think the motivation for the animus and violence just ✨disappeared✨ overnight? That's magical thinking. That, cutie, is a denial of facts.

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@BarbzHeavyOnIt @shaTIRED Sounds like they need to move to a place where outdoor cats are illegal.

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@VDejan0000 @KimDotcom Damn that's crazy I thought it was Russia who invaded Ukraine, but you're telling me it's the other way around?? You gotta spread the word wise, sis!

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@Clayren @halomancer1 It's true. Elemental mercury is poorly absorbed. People have injected it and drank it and been fine. It's vapor or organic hg that'll merc you. Problem is when it breaks containment. Because it evaporates into vapor, and it horrific for the environment.

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@Jlcjr1981 @theserfstv People said the same thing about "straight" and "heterosexual" Ya lost that fight. If you don't come up with an alternative to cis, you'll lose this too. 🥰

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@IwriteOK SEND IN THE CLERGY

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@Half_86 @RightWingCope He's a republican, but not a lunatic. Not *quite* as rare a breed as we think, but basically unheard of in leadership roles.

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@stretch14tw @shaun_vids Kinda reminds me of the guy who publicly huffed tetraethyl lead to prove it was safe and immediately succumbed to lead poisoning.

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@WolfDrinksTea @Hbomberguy @vexwerewolf So it's unchanged from today?

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@Walroose64 "Safeword" is great. Also a big fan of "Red" and "Yellow" for their differentiation in the requested response.

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@HomoLittlest @StacyCaySlays Sure there is. The word is orectic. Hence, an orexigenic is something that gives you a an appetite.

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@stonetrader8 @ChayaRaichik10 Gosh, you people love looking at me so much. It's nonstop. You should look some more, cutie. Gaze deep. Don't look away.

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@Milo_Edwards lemme save someone else the trouble

Milo Edwards: The problem with 9/11

Milo Edwards explains some common misconceptions about 9/11, taken from his show "Pindos" recorded at Vauxhall Comedy Club (May 2021)@milo_edwards

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@ContraPoints

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@ghosted_machine @FBIBoston @yashar I'm into it. The arrest itself is worth little if it's not publicized. Doing so on what's certainly the platform that inspired the threat is a good call.

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@Kalsier_ @Esqueer_ what being a trans ally does to a mf

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@Noahpinion I have some lefty friends whose hearts are absolutely in the right place who nevertheless sidle right up to a thesaurus equivalent of "blood and soil". I assume it's because I'm half American mutt and half itinerate European Jew, but boy howdy, it catches my ear like a fishhook.

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@IwriteOK Good. But knowing this *is* possible just makes me furious anew about 2008. I guess we only go after new unconnected money and the most embarrassingly blatant of frauds.

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@hotmess982 @GABAGOOLMODER Cast them out! Make them wander beneath the naked sky!

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@shinboson I'm going to indulge myself by being "that guy" for just a moment: I feel like this is more ontology than epistemology 🤓

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@d_uriele @WayToGoPaul @mattlieb I've seen takes you people wouldn't believe. Attacks on all relationships types, burns on Starseeds claiming to be from Orion. I've seen furries beat nazis in the dick at their convention gate. All these moments should be lost: like piss, into an ocean of piss Time to log off.

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@LukePlunkett Reddit took a sharp downhill turn the second they went public. I had zero real complaints before then, annoyances started immediately after I bet next products will be paying to de-boost subs that speak critically of them. Because why wouldn't they?

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@ChudsOfTikTok I've known several people who started with new-age stuff and moved towards exactly that: conspirituality with a new-gnostic christian bent. Fun stuff.

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@Sammpfi @BarbzHeavyOnIt @shaTIRED correct Actually, no, not really. They are free to move to some HOA hellscape where all aspects of life in the neighborhood are controlled. Some people like to live that way, and I don't judge them. They should live somewhere they're happy.

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@RenatoSilvaAbu1 @RAVEN0U5 @oncloud_e @vomitex it's just I didn't expect you to *actually* sorta look like him, but younger, but with no moustache. this thread has been a real journey.

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@synanthropy It’s nice to see everyone else who had said the same thing and know that yours version will sit among them. Like a fridge with my name spelled wrong 16 times :)

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