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Grumpy Old Hobbit, Manically Mad, Master Mechanical Engineer, The Schrodenger’s Earth Project (SEP).Do I have a cat? Yes and no. Nerdalorian and Geek. Cannabis

Waterford, Ontario
Joined January 2011
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Ugh, ok, ok, ok! #cdnpoli #cdnpolitics Subject - The Carbon Tax To - The Ax The Tax Crowd So the CPC and Pee-Pee crowd want to ax the tax? Ok let’s go with that. For this to happen Pee-Pee needs to form a majority government, right? Ok let’s go with that then too (most
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@ask_aubry Once again I’m forced to,use this
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@s8n I just love that the cop to left is grinning like a mad man, lol
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@ask_aubry Nothing more needs to be added here. She said no. I know this is hard for guys to assimilate I wish I had something witty too add here, but I don’t
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@ksorbs Jesus Christ, they threw two politicians out of their government seats because they protested this! Seriously Kevin, go back to your crayons
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@Earth_Updates It always was Twitter and always will be.
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@loganclarkhall You let us know when they force you to be gay, m’kay?
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@Acyn Wow, sounds like Biden is doing a much better job that Trump did!
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@BGatesIsaPyscho “I don’t know how light and optics work therefore this is impossible”
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@s8n That’s nothing! You should see what 35 years of Engineering does to you, lol No, but seriously, An Engineering Degree is brutal. The drop out/fail rate is atrocious.
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@Travis_in_Flint Boy are you in for another disappointment
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@ask_aubry One of her friends needs to sit her over a coffee and explain that it is time file for divorce and maybe a restraining order
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@ask_aubry I’m just going to say this, the paper in most bibles makes horrible rolling paper for a blunt. I speak with authority on this particular subject.
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@ask_aubry Now have him explain teenage boys random boners,… can’t 13 year old boys just hold their boner “in” until they’re 18?
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@ask_aubry Considering women handle Child Birth, women are Nurses and even worse ER Nurses, manage stink diapers,… Ya, this guy is speaking complete bollux here. Women are more than capable of handling the sight of a little blood, and I’m also certain the Gals can handle this male
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@ask_aubry It’s like these “people” think that the modern English language was spoken 6000 years ago or something.
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@ask_aubry The alpha male
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@ReallyAmerican1 No, he needs to rot in prison
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@RepAndyBiggsAZ So I guess the FBI should pay you a visit then, inciting civil war and insurrection is very illegal
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@ChristaHazel Lives ruined because they believed Trump’s lies
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@MuellerSheWrote Do you ever get the idea that there is no end to the crimes Trump has committed?
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@ask_aubry What part of “No, I’m not interested” isn’t direct enough? Maybe he needs a “punch in the face” kind of directness? Knee to the nuts directness, the pink, rhinestone Clue by Four to the head directness?
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@ask_aubry Um, in the custody of your local police department might be a great place
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@Acyn New Flash, Al Gore didn’t though, did he?
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@ask_aubry Ok, once again, so much wrong here From an Engineering point of view, allow me to explain the following: 1) Elastic Deformation 2) Plastic Deformation 3) load Fatigue Defamation,… No wait,… let me summarize, if you want perky boobs, you don’t want any of the above to be
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@ask_aubry Then she left him,… after getting the cash
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@caffeinatedtroy @ask_aubry And then post it on the internet, lol
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@RepThomasMassie “What the hell does this have to do with agriculture?” - Thomas Massie the Longer “I’m a Bigot” - Thomas Massie the Shorter
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 The chocolate bar gets slightly shorter. If you examine the third row of the bar they chocolate are squares while the rest are vertical rectangles
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@seattle_writer @RyanShead You’re right, Trump should receive a 200 year sentence
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@MeidasTouch @Acyn Once again, Trump is given special treatment
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@mermaid_daisy @ask_aubry As a man pushing 60, can confirm As Redgreen once said “Men, get naked in front of your mirror. See anything special? Now,put your cloths on and go do something useful” or something to that affect
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@s8n Still absolutely love the cop on the left.
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@LakotaMan1 @RepMTG Her “phone”
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@StephenM There is no such thing as Presidential Immunity, and never was
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@s8n Too soon? Then I remember, rich people, with more money than they know what to do with,… and then I can enjoy the humour.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I would love to stay Trump, but I think Putin would have a significantly bigger impact right now.
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@ask_aubry I already have a cat and a dog. Why do I need a pet human?
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@ask_aubry The shit I don’t have to deal with,… ugh Seriously, go straight to the HQ for this credit union and complain directly to the CEO I would also terminate all business with this Credit Union
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@PatCorc2019 @ask_aubry Correction : the first rule of Bible Club is don’t actually read the Bible The Second Rule is selective cherry picking
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@Logically_JC They are on the way
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@bennyjohnson Hey everyone, make sure you delete this photo if you have happened to have post it.
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@ksorbs Remember people, when address Kevin in tweet use his preferred pronouns (has/been)
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@LaraLeaTrump There, fixed it for you
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@ask_aubry Criminal complaint as well
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@ACTBrigitte You are in a cult
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@ask_aubry Honestly, why are there even men in this particular field of medicine in this day?
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@ask_aubry Religion,… There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery. Though we Hobbits do have a few,… that why my last stay In Twitmo was for seven days.
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@ask_aubry This just screams emotional and sexual insecurity, with a bullhorn
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@MeidasTouch So many witches being caught right now
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@innercitypress And the Judge has order a 20 minute break to allow, checks notes, to allow Habba to learn how to correct;y introduce evidence. Seriously, you can’t make this shit up.
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@DanCrenshawTX And yet,… John Durham didn’t indict any of these people for any crime,… which was the entire point of his “investigation” WHERE ARE THE INDICTMENTS? WHERE ARE THE CRIMINAL CHARGES? WHERE ARE THE ARRESTS?
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@leepyoyo @ask_aubry Think about a Nurse in the Military
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@smdowner @donwinslow Let’s release the list and do them all, include Trump
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@NickAdamsinUSA Can the Bible provide the value of pi? With reasonable precision (3 or 4 decimal places at a minimum)
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@s8n Christianity 1) cult of human sacrifice 2) cult of cannibalism 3) cult of zombie worship I mean, when you boil it down to the very basics,,.. Christianity,…
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@Angry_Staffer What do you do to keep your sanity in this complete excrement tempest? I ride my bicycle 25km per day and I find that helps. Looking for people to share the personal mental health tips
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@w_terrence A cultist said what?
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@ask_aubry Ok, ignoring all the stuff that is wrong here,… and there is a lot. There is one error here that most people missed. Vacuums do not “suck”. It’s the higher air pressure that PUSHES the air into the lower pressure differential space. Sorry, I’m a Mechanical Engineer and
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@MattWallace888 Um, Russia isn’t exact;y winning here either.
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@RonFilipkowski Danny Banjo isn’t the sharpest knife in the spoon jar
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@RealCandaceO I have 787 million reasons why it’s not shocking
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@SteveLovesAmmo Trump never requested the National Guard
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@MarkPaoletta Imagine the GOP and Right Wing Media uproar if George Soros had been caught secretly paying for Sonia Sotomayor's interpretational dancing classes and those payments had not been disclose
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@Timcast Hey @FBI you might want to look into this
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@Mihi43420886 @loganclarkhall Did they force you to suck dick or something? Did you enjoy it a little too much?
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@gtconway3d @AntiToxicPeople I loved the part where the Judge gave her a 20 minute to learn how to properly introduce evidence
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@oliverburdick It only has zero contradictions if you ignore all the contradictions
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@tedcruz Well that’s because no political party before has back a criminal like Trump, and you still support him
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@RpsAgainstTrump @MirkoSchwarz5 These people think they can win a civil war?
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@StarFleetMars @gunsnrosesgirl3 I never considered that was the reason for the beaver being out at night,… makes sense and it explains why he stops and listens. I thought that he have been listening for predators,… but your explanation makes more sense. The two reason together would also provide the best
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@MuellerSheWrote WHAT THE HELL WERE IN THOSE NOTES?! Seriously, the whole,series of events is unique in law 1) Judge seizes Corcoran’s notes,hands them directly to DOJ, circumventing appeals process. 2) the appeal happens and is dealt with in less than 24 hours. WHAT THE HELL WERE IN THOSE NOTES
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@Logically_JC But way less cooler
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@LakotaMan1 If history doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable, you’re not reading history, you’re reading propaganda.
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@ask_aubry One of the correct ways to smoke da bud
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@Logically_JC @kaitlancollins Are any of the MAGA crowd?
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Cry harder Joey, I can’t hear you
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@GrahamAllen_1 You got any Grand Jury indictments for these people? No? Sucks to be MAGA
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@dudeonthebay I watch the first part, not bother to watch the other two Sure lady, take the school to court, and this will be the first piece of evidence the schools attorneys will show the court Holy fuck
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@MEklektik @ACTBrigitte Well the Constitution disagrees with you
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@AccountableGOP Ps, Jack Smith has a full copy, so relax Defendant Trump, you will get it all in discovery
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@MarkPaoletta Just remember, anything you say in public can be used in court
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@ask_aubry I love her last line, nothing more needs be said
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@Acyn Seems the Pastor has zero issues with lying
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@realScottyPimp @ACTBrigitte So amend the Constitution, cause that is what would be required here. Good luck with that.
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@idropFbombs You were not a very observant child then
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@MuellerSheWrote The great news here is Trump will be starting his New Year with another hugely, bigly legal defeat There is no way in hell the SCOTUS is going to grant every single past, present and future POTUS absolute immunity. Not even the this heavily right wing leaning court.
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@NickAdamsinUSA You misspelled Liars
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@DefiyantlyFree Ya, Trump lost. Get over it!
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@AerotyneLtd @dashcam311 Um, yes. And that is perfectly legal What was not legal was the car drivers passing of the cyclist.
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@MuellerSheWrote When the courts act this quickly, it has never been good for trump
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@bennyjohnson Well, when are you going to correct your errors Benny?
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@RpsAgainstTrump Poor, poor Jenna. She just found out that the Party of Face Eating Leopards that she helped train and build do in fact eat faces
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