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@ZarkerBurner

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@ZarkerBurner
Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
@unusual_whales We will see the Usual Whale from early days!
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3 years
@yeoldedad Reminds me of the old children’s book Miss Nelson is Missing.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
3 years
@TheSun I’ve never wanted to move somewhere more in my life.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
5 months
People swimming in Lake Erie on Christmas
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
3 years
@Gladvillain @IndiaAlanna If this bubble pops Zillow and Opendoor will be ass out, bag holding.
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1 year
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Watching Togo with mom. Pretty good so far.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
@bopinion Don’t try and push this on us. We are already living in a damn dystopian Snow Piercer world! Next thing you will pump is Soylent Green!
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@ZarkerBurner
Zarkerelli Burner 3
3 years
@JoseCanseco Damn bro I went to the Jose Canseco Car Wash and you aren’t here. You’re at the Concico one? Where is that?
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
3 years
Prodigy verse on Apostles Warning is one of the best ever. Dude says some shit!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Happy birthday to myself!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
1 year
French Dip at West End is good.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
@DailyMail @StanphylCap They have been MUSKED!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
@bitchesbfightin Wow she socked her up.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Little buddy realized it’s way warmer in my big nest than the box up in the tree!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Some squirrels must’ve came sniffing around for some food today.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Do your dance AB Do your dance Put that shit on Do your dance AB Do your dance Put that shit on
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@ZarkerBurner
Zarkerelli Burner 3
11 months
RIP to Scro my favorite squirrel!
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Prove you from Cleveland without actually saying it
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
1 year
@crockpics If those people would’ve saved the vehicles they would be worth some bread.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
1 year
Awesome holiday decorations @GCRTA
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
@clevelanddotcom Detroit is a great city don’t hate on our great neighbor.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
1 year
@adladejon @ADLAMAGAZINE Drakeo the Ruler - We Know the Truth
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
3 years
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Little squirrel is grabbing some materials to make the nest more cozy. Nothing like snuggling up to some leaves and grass!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
1 year
Wore my Aldi windbreaker and had two different groups of chicks approach me and ask about it. What a piece of gear!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
@RMac18 @PlainSite I would say hi with my fist.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
@Yankees Scared!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
I’m pumped Ralfy the Plug used the meme I made for his single artwork.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Won the auction for Pendleton Westerley sweater! Same one The Dude has in Big Lebowski! Feel like a million bucks in this thing! I feel like The Dude!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
1 year
Now streaming Captain Ron on Tubi.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
3 years
Thought I was meeting up with a friend at Luchitas for normal dinner she got me a cake with a 40 number in sparklers. Very lucky and thankful for the people in my life.
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@ZarkerBurner
Zarkerelli Burner 3
3 years
Please watch out for squirrels when driving. This is their nut gathering season and they act erratic.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
@YardGoneWild Damn! She is working on a night move! Let’s go Mr. Possum, the ball is in your court!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Stand tall.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Star struck right now!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
New friend at the park. Ran up to me.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
1 year
Old lady behind me in Marc’s said “You must be feeding squirrels.” I said hell yeah I’m the Squirrel King!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
3 years
Corn of the Children would be a good remix movie where the corn kills children. It would be a metaphor for what corn syrup did to us.
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2 years
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
1 year
So I’m walking down a boardwalk Hollywood, FL I hear “Parker?!” so I partied with my Cleveland folks!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
1 year
Eugene’s might have one of the best fish fry I ever had. Lake Erie walleye. Unreal.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Crip Mac is a saint.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Serve out the window like a drive thru.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
3 years
@SkrticX @Tribe_XX @ClevelandScene I have a Jake Kelly Lido Lounge painting.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
3 years
Out of all the grocery stores that used to exist in Cleveland, how the hell did Giant Eagle become the last one standing? That’s some BS.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
1 year
Now streaming the first movie I ever smoked a bong rip to: The Warriors on Pluto TV
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
1 year
Now streaming Cobra on HBO.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
1 year
Madonna looks like god damn Goro from Mortal Kombat now.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Dave’s Hot Chicken coming soon.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
1 year
If somebody asked me to describe “what is love?” I would show this picture of two people walking in 20 degree weather with Little Caesars Pizza.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
@bubbaprog Hell yeah this predicted the pandemic. I got my shirts in the mail from Goodshirts commemorating this special interview.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
3 years
@Shobeezy @SaycheeseDGTL That’s a mis steak if they do!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
The steel mill blast furnace is rocking this AM! LFG.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Independence, Ohio is a hell hole but the McDonald’s and Discount Drug Mart are top of the line!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
6 months
Bernie Moreno talking about securing the southern border, you mean West Virginia and Kentucky?
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Never in a million years would I have thought this is my idea of a fun time on a Friday night.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Was just getting coffee and some girl is waiting for her order. She goes “Are you Parker? I saw your squirrel strip club.” I go yeah I guess that’s what I am known for.
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@ZarkerBurner
Zarkerelli Burner 3
10 months
Our family bird just died. He was probably around 30 years old, grandpa got him in the 90’s. He was a great companion. RIP Tweety. Having a pet and losing it is hard.
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2 years
Went to Place to Be with mom, love this place. The waitress said she drives by my house every day and saw me out there “messing with squirrels” the other day.
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@ZarkerBurner
Zarkerelli Burner 3
1 year
It’s that time of year! Time to patch the fake shitty red brick sidewalk with blacktop!
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@ZarkerBurner
Zarkerelli Burner 3
1 year
10 year’s difference.
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@ZarkerBurner
Zarkerelli Burner 3
5 months
LOL channel 8 interviewed me at Edgewater Beach today. I was wearing my Aldi windbreaker. 🤣
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
1 year
I really might be done with the @Browns Pathetic disorganization run by a crook. Get Truckstop Jimmy Haslam hillbilly ass out of town and maybe I’ll reconsider. Go Bills.
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Bernie Kosar
1 year
Steelers GameDay yet once again I was informed by the Browns that my services are no longer desired or needed. I will not be doing todays radio program.I am shocked & disappointed 😢Brown & Orange is my life 🏈 #UMatter @BernieKosarShow Go #Browns
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1 year
Cleveland is best tipping city. I’ll remember this next time some cheapskate bozo from out of town talks shit about Cleveland.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
1 year
Now streaming Sleepaway Camp on Tubi.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Made it to Raccoon’s. I saw the shitty logo and wanted to rock out here. I’m achieving my goals.
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4 months
Lido Lounge is officially closed. RIP. Sign is down and everything.
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1 year
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2 years
@CDCgov @PythiaR Nice throwback tweet. CDC has been fumbling thru this whole shit.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
$4.20
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1 year
This is who runs this account.
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2 years
RIP Grandma.
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2 years
Squirrel King vanity plate?!
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1 year
Sam Elliott is a hell of an actor.
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2 years
Against all odds! Good old Tweety! He has to be mid 20’s! What a trooper! Mom and I are very grateful for this weird little bird!
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1 year
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1 year
Great day for a walk!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Picked up chicken shawarma platter from Ferris.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
10 months
Somebody stole my squirrel crossing sign I hate people. Would love to have caught them in the act and smack the shit out of them with the metal sign.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
These fake brick crosswalks are dumb. They don’t even last one winter.
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@ZarkerBurner
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1 year
Haven’t been to this Filipino restaurant in years. We used to go a lot at lunch and went for the old lady Mely’s b day, anniversary of restaurant etc… We went in today and when she saw us she started crying and wanted a hug. She is 87 now and retiring at the end of the month.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
1 year
Found a place with 25 cent wings. I am stuffed beyond belief.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Jamming out to some tunes, enjoying my own company. I only play what I want to hear at this exact moment. Stresses of the world BE GONE!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Back in the hell hole of Independence, Ohio. How do they expect people who take public transport to walk thru this shit? I hate this city. They gladly take our taxes out of each paycheck though. I’m forced to now walk thru parking lots of hooker hotels.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
11 months
@ilovehiphop_88 I got enough money to buy me a hundred balls. Shit!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
3 years
@unusual_whales Thought it was supposed to trickle down?!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Drakeo the Ruler is the man!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
1 year
Met a capybara and it was awesome.
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1 year
Stopped by mom’s for kielbasa and pierogi. Next year her knees will be good and we will party for Dyngus Day.
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2 years
Company meeting downtown Cleveland this year and I figured I would stay at the hotel. I’m used to staying at roach motels and they put me up in the Hilton!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
10 months
Going to see Willie Nelson live in concert tomorrow with my brother and nephews. Need to see the living legends while they are still with us.
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
2 years
Squirrels are having an absolute blast today!
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Zarkerelli Burner 3
3 years
@clevelanddotcom Even if this goes thru remember to support your local weed man. Better price than Uncle Sam.
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