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Police & Fire news from the Cleveland area. it/that. Read our pinned tweet now. Multiple OHIxx IPN dispatchers steal our tweets instead of listening to a radio

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NE Ohio Scanner
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COMMON SENSE: Info from our team's scanners is fluid, seldom absolute & evolves fast. We strive for accuracy, but don’t hear every update. Karen: Nothing we tweet is official on behalf of your city. Sarcasm & snark included. We delay and/or obscure sensitive info on purpose.
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Lakewood: Giant Eagle. Report of 6 guys playing beer pong in the parking lot.
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Lorain: Home Depot. Female started working today. Staff put her in the training room. They forgot about her, left for the day, and she is locked inside the store.
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CLE ~ Other - 2100s E37 - CPD have found a cheetah on the loose in the neighborhood. Consulting w/kennels for their possible assistance. -BW
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Please stop asking us about Southpark Mall. There is a heavy police presence at multiple malls through NE Ohio. This is not different. There are not busloads of rioters coming down I-71. Just a TON of rumor mongering because white teenage girls have never seen a police car.
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North Olmsted: Disturbance, Great Northern Mall, Macy's parking lot. Report of a female in her 50s wearing a light pink dress, a diaper, a baby bottle in her hand, and sucking on a pacifier, crawling around in the parking lot and on the grass.
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Mentor: Disturbance, 306 Lounge on LSB. ~30 people large argument over Browns/Steelers game. -JD
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Rocky River: Yoga Fight - RR Park: Caller reports Yoga class on the deck is taking over the whole park, people are getting upset, and a fight is going to break out. Namaste.
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Something to help you decide if you need to make that call over the next couple of days...
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I haven't heard it on the scanner yet, but rumor has it there's a dumpster fire coming in from out of state on a charter plane soon. Reportedly headed for Berea.
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COVID cancelled my NYE party for me. So here I am with party tray's from Slyman's, a house full of booze, scanners, and twitter. What could go wrong?
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Lakewood: Edgewater Towers. Caller complaining the "entire 7th floor hallway is full of marijuana smoke." Ummm yeah, everyone is locked in for two weeks. Go get a contact buzz and relax.
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Brook Park: Female passed out at Malley's. Probably looked at the price tag on those dark chocolate covered pretzles.
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Lakewood ~ Overdose - location withheld - M states he took 7 grams of mushrooms, and they dehydrated his body. So he's trying to rehydrate himself by drinking a lot of water but now he thinks he's killing himself with all the water he's drinking. #Shrooms -BW
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Dear restaurants in the age of COVID: Poke a couple holes in that styrofoam and let that steam vent instead of condense. It makes a huge difference. No one wants a soggy burger and fries.
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Westlake: In a totally different world from downtown Cleveland today... complaint of a white Lambo, a black Maseratti, and a black Audi racing each other up and down the streets at Crocker Park.
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Lakewod: Barrio. Male brought his German Shepard and his own alcohol to the outside patio and is refusing to leave.
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Parma: State Rd. Couple believed to be having relations in an F-150 with tinted windows. The truck is shaking.
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Define irony: A fanbase that calls Roethlisberger a "rapist" is hopeful that the #Browns sign a guy accused of sexual misconduct by more women than I can literally count on my fingers and toes.
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Public Service Announcement: If you're going to stop on a ramp between two major interstates because you're scared" just go home for the day. Please. Before you cause a collision and get people injured or killed.
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CLE ~ Disturbance - Edgewater Park - elusive snow owl perched atop a telephone pole. Large number of cars stopped so people can photograph it. -BW
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I can't tell if this video represents what is going on at the Cleveland Clinic or what happened at Jacob's Field...
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If you're drinking and reading this and thinking of heading home. Find an Uber. OSP is all over making traffic stops. We already tweeted a fatal accident tonight with alcohol a factor. Don't push your luck. That is all.
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Twitter's corporate policies are choking our ability to provide free newsworthy content to 77k followers and local news media. We'd like your input.
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Brunswick: Shoplifting. Male left the store with approx $400 of merchandise... mostly Bud Light and adult diapers. Somebody's Super Bowl party is going to be off the chain... and, no need to miss the commercials with those pesky potty breaks.
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Independence: Rockhaven Dr. Caller complaining that the kids at North Park are too loud playing basketball with their music playing. It's like 3pm on a Sunday and the weather is nice. What is anyone calling police for kids playing in a park for?
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CLE: Report of people that have managed to get inside Progressive Field.
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CLE: Barley House. Anonymous caller reported "there's a bunch of underage people drinking in here" and hung up on CPD twice. #killjoy
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Great season @Browns . You exceeded all of our expectations, and you balled today. Now on to the off season and bolstering the defense.
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Lakewood: Fight. 2 males outside of Donatos. Probably giving his buddy the business because they should have gone to Angelo's.
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Don't be one of our tweets
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"Lebron isn't going to manage the Lakers the way he did Cleveland."
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Magic Johnson shocks - well, everyone - and announces he’s stepping down as president of the Lakers. Says he’s not yet spoken to Jeanie Buss to tell her. Says he’s sick of tampering rules, he’s tired of the “backstabbing” & says he didn’t want to disappoint Jeanie by firing Luke.
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Someone killed on an electric scooter by a driver under the influence of drugs or alcohol (and while the PIO statement doesn't state it, was passed out when PD arrived). Quick, let's have a chat about the safety of the scooters. I think you're missing where the problem is.
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LIVE: On scene where woman riding electric scooter hit by car, killed in downtown Cleveland Saturday. Is use of scooters cause for concern? Chat with @HannahDrown :
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CLE ~ Disturbance - Giant Eagle W117 - suspicious M walking through parking lot dressed like The Joker. -BW
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Lakewood: Drake Apartments. Male doing laundry said another male approached him and asked him if he wanted to purchase "weed."
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Los Angeles: Shots Fired, high rise office complex, seems this happens every year around this time.
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Lakewood: Fight. Emerson Middle School. Kids having a fistfight over a sports game. Honestly, this seems like one of the most normal things we've heard in a while - and no guns involved. They have to break it up, but 🤷‍♂️
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Well, now that's not something you see every day...
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@NEO_Scan At the Taco Bell on Columbia Rd and Detroit in Westlake
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Unpopular opinion: If the guy with the beard and headphones had a spine, he'd bench his badly injured QB instead of letting the QB call the shots.
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If you're eligible, I have to tell you, the mass vaccination clinic at the Wolstein Center is simple, quick, and is chugging along like a well oiled machine. The ODH website shows lots of availability tomorrow:
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Cleveland Hts ~ Other - Coleridge - F rpts returning home to find her driveway repaved. She did not hire anyone to repave it, though, and was afraid she'd be charged. CHPD notes that someone did in fact pave the wrong drive. #ThingsWeHear -BW
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You guys read a lot about what we deem more interesting out of a lot of radio chatter. What about a double click a bit deeper? I'm thinking about a project where we take 2 hours over a course of nights and tweet every call from a given Cleveland Police district. Thoughts?
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CLE: rpt of male sitting in Chili's, rolling joints at the table
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Shaker Hts ~ Disturbance - Sutton Place - Female states cat is in her driveway. She’s afraid of cats and can’t exit her vehicle. -KP
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Who else wants to see what is left of the minivan? ✋
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I can guarantee a woman was not responsible for this
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Rocky River: Noise Complaint. Cleveland Yacht Club. Time to turn down the Christopher Cross, boys.
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Ok that was a refreshingly boring run on the scanner tonight. Good job, Cleveland! The dumpster fire was confined to inside the debate venue instead of outside. I agree with some of our followers and will take that as a win tonight.
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Merry Christmas to all of our followers. (And to those who still follow us but don't follow us if you catch my drift.)
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Berea: Noise Complaint. Loud music from Browns training camp. (Seriously, real call...) C'mon guys - they're celebrating being ready to win the preseason again. Leave them alone!
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Lots of fireworks complaints. Lots.
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Naw, we just make this shit up all night.
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Independence: Disturbance. Top Golf. Aggressive male, no shirt, breaking windows. Now running down Rockside Woods towards Rockside Rd w/ a green hoodie on.
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Berea: Elderly white male who answers to the nickname "Captain Rebate" currently setting fire to what is left of the @Browns facility on Lou Groza Blvd. Mary Kay will have the deets once she gets her talking points from Dee Haslam.
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Lakewood: Report of male screaming on 2nd floor at Edgewater Cove. LPD found him, he's in his apartment singing with his headphone on. 🎵 Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light... 🎵
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CLE ~ Disturbance - W32/Barber Ct - super fast peacock on the loose. Not an escapee from the zoo, either. "We have a peacock fleeing from the police at a high rate of speed." "They're really fast". #ThingsWeHear -BW
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CLE: Dazed & Confused - Reports of @Browns fans wandering around the city, not sure how to behave after a win. #brownies #BROWNS
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Hey, is there something going on east of downtown today? Maybe over by the Cleveland Clinic or Case Western Reserve University?
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Fairview Park: Snowboarder being pulled by a truck @ Westgate by Applebee's. Maybe just let that one go.
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In other news, if there are random, roving gangs of lawn care teenagers, could someone please send them to my house? 😂
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Lakewood: 12029 Clifton. Prez of the condo/apt board called, said there are 4 small juvs out mowing the lawn and she "wants them arrested for trespassing. One of them is in a wheelchair."
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Cleveland ~ Disturbance - Jack Casino - older M smoking crack is now taking his clothes off -BW
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OSP chase tonight...
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Lakewood: Angelo's. Female passed out in the bathroom. Is breathing. I find their pizza pretty amazing and life altering, too.
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Hmmm, my neighbor has a fire pit going. Do I: 1) Call the cops and complain? 2) Grab a bottle of tequila and walk over?
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Thank you Beachwood PD for sending your parking ban to the entirety of Cuyahoga County. Brilliant use of the notification system.
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Ok, the rest of the posse has called it a night and I've been doing this on and off (mostly on) since 6am. Our annual winter weather insane Tweet day is coming to a close. Seems like folks have wisely decided to get off the roads. Goodnight!
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Brooklyn ~ Disturbance - Chipotle's - store abruptly closed due to short staffing. About 40 cars lined up in takeout lane, getting angry due to burritto deprivation. Advised business to come up with a more customer friendly resolution. -BW
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My firefighter neighbor has a fire in his firepit every night he's not on shift. Talk about bringing your work home with you...
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Text from my wife: "So much trash has blown on to the field." Odd, I just call them the Detroit Tigers.
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Lakewood: PD looking for a male that was driving back and forth in front of the Plank Road Tavern masturbating.
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CLE ~ Disturbance - Hopkins Airport - AA area, F who missed flight threw her child at agent because she was so upset #Karen #ThingsWeHear -BW
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Garfield Hts ~ Disturbance - Mcd's - M, dissatisfied w/his ice cream cone, threw same at cashier, striking her in face. Then he drove off, not appreciative of the fact that the ice cream machine was actually working. #ThingsWeHear -BW
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It’s me, hi, I’m the scanner, it’s me
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What I-90 looked like earlier while the Hilliard Blvd fire was rolling.
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Lakewood: Dumpster Fire. Not a social commentary on the city, literally a dumpster on fire at 13310 Detroit Rd.
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CLE: EMS staging while PD looks for a male "acting like a ninja." "I'm at the intersection and I see no ninjas."
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Euclid ~ Disturbance - Pizza place - F, upset with a bad pizza from last night, threatened to bring said pizza back to the store and hit the manager with it. In turn, the manager threatened to stab the F if she came to the store. -BW
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Lots of traffic stops out there..... lottttttttttttts of traffic stops. Call an Uber when you leave the bar - just like you should any other night.
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So @fox8news just spent 19 minutes for coverage of rain in the viewing area and a tornado warning for a county barely in the viewing area that was "radar indicated" which we all know means "no tornado". 19 minutes. Because it is raining. So brave. Call the Peabody jurors.
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Solon: Other, 422 @ Hawthorne. Female just gave birth in her car on the freeway. Baby is awake and crying. FD transporting both mother and baby to Hillcrest. #Congratulations #genderreveal #thingswehear -JD
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Lakewood: Male reportedly walking down Detroit from Bunts towards W 117 with no clothes on.
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How does this help? What violence was happening there? Safety forces being their own worst enemies. Record everything, boys and girls.
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Tanya Kerssen 🍉
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Share widely: National guard and MPD sweeping our residential street. Shooting paint canisters at us on our own front porch. Yelling “light em up” #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd #JusticeForGeorge #BlackLivesMatter
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Another satisfied Facebook follower. It's ok Joey Cleveland, you can go back to the housewives of whatever FB neighborhood group you're in to answer the always pressing question "did you hear that boom?" buddy.
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Medical call for a male in an apartment who "injured himself in the bowels with an air compressor." I don't want to know, but Brunswick gonna be Brunswick...
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Whoa
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TAKE A LOOK AT THIS: The National Weather Service out of Green Bay shared this video online showing the kind of damage a lightning strike can do.
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Sorry that we took a picture of your shit parking job and posted it.
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Cleveland ~ Other - E99/St Clair - #thingswehear A very agitated fellow from Japan flew here on promise that he'd meet Bone Thugs 'n Harmony, CPD used translate app to arrange with someone on Facetime who will arrange for him to meet the band members -BW
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Non-Scanner Post: Mason Rudolph is starting a football game this week. He's 100% less likely of being beat with his own helmet if he refrains from using the n-word.
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CLE ~ 10-96 - CMHA property - M stated Al Gore (the former vice president) came into his apt and stole his money. -BW
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CLE: 4th District. Male caller says his ex-girlfriend just showed up, maced him, and left. 🤷‍♂️
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!!!!!!
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PUT THE BALL IN PLAY. #ForTheLand | #GuardiWWins
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Parma: "The vehicle from Mr. Hero was not stolen, he just forgot where he parked it."
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1. You can't edit a tweet 2. Wearing a hoodie on an 87 degree day in NE Ohio humidity is what we call "a clue" 3. If you find this tweet offensive you probably should block us now before you suffer permanent damage from our other tweets. We're sarcastic and we like it that way.
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Brook Park ~ Other - location withheld - M's snowblower coughed up a gun and ammo clip buried in the snow, which he'd like to turn over to police. -BW
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Lakewood: Caller asking for police because there are people congregating on the patio at Dairy Queen and he is a concerned citizen who feels they are not practicing social distancing. Of course he's not concerned enough or have balls enough to tell them himself.
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Euclid ~ Shots Heard - Lakeshore Blvd - F caller rpts hearing one gunshot from her high rise apt. Then called back later to cancel the call, as it was just the egg she was boiling that exploded in the pan. #ThingsWeHear -BW
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Brook Park ~ Disturbance - Zoom car Wash - M is bathing himself in cherry foam wash. He's now out by the vacuums still scrubbing himself. He took a brush head off the wash. #ThingsWeHear -BW
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North Olmsted: Caller says the car in the parking lot next to him has a "very strong smell of marijuana coming from it." #Snitch
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PLEASE NOTE: Information obtained from the scanners is not absolute and is subject to change. We do our best to be accurate. #commonsense
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