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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

6 months

Sound advice. Translation collection forthcoming.

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9 months

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2 months

@trendy_gwendy twirling my hair, giggling, thinking about her

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3 months

@145k4 new self-soothing mantra just dropped

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@XaosXrusotos

9 months

I was surprised this wasn’t a @AliceAvizandum post

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9 months

Yo can I borrow 2700 dollars for gender affirming care

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

4 months

@hazelinthepot I know this isn’t all that unique a take, but for people that *supposedly* inherently break down binaries, some trans people seem really invested in recreating them in every aspect of their social dynamics. Narcissism of small differences and whatnot.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

5 months

@girlcel_ My entire life I’ve been thankful for my oddly good metabolism and now because I cannot seem to put on any fucking weight.

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@XaosXrusotos

5 months

@epistemophagy “curvaceous and beautiful bespoke paving stones” will live in my head rent free for a long time. Also, doing the Giles Corey “more weight” thing, but it’s dolls instead.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

1 year

@VictoriaCoren @BBCTwo My wife, who has a Masters in Astronomy, was very irritated at this error. The drawn in arrow is pointing to the finder, while yours is pointed to the eyepiece. We still love the show dearly, but have become the more pedantic for it.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

2 months

@citrusgirlpaige I guess I’d never realized that this is a possibility wtf

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

3 months

@RaxKingIsDead He’ll do a workmanlike job of it, and that’s exactly what Bruce would want.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

2 years

“quitting does not necessitate an investment in the distant unknowable future.” Extremely moved by this.

rax ‘levon honkers’ king

@RaxKingIsDead

2 years

wrote about this today

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

4 months

@ThodeRaeTube Yes, I am. And I will keep being cringe until my demands are met.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

8 months

@RaxKingIsDead When I heard about this a few days ago I was like… didn’t this just happen?

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

3 years

@KohlSlaugh @RaxKingIsDead I love my dish rack, but I dunno how frivolous it is. Working space is pretty necessary! Definitely contributes to my sanity as well.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

3 years

It’s been said before, but it deserves to be shouted from the rooftops: @RaxKingIsDead ’s Tacky will make you cry in the best way possible. Do yourself a favor and buy it.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

2 years

@HelloCullen @ambercrollo Making pasta— potentially very soothing or very hellish.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

4 months

Hard hat sticker update, courtesy of @sweatermuppet

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

7 months

Recommitting myself to calling people up out of the blue (more sober than I use to tbf) and I should send more letters.

Joyce Carol Oates

@JoyceCarolOates

7 months

Several years ago the sole remaining person (a notable poet) who still called me just to talk passed away; a year later, the last remaining person who still sent me letters (mail!) passed away. Now—no calls except solicitors & no mail except bills.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

7 months

Got clocked as ftm by a new coworker, big W for this gal.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

5 months

Good morning beautiful people in my phone

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

11 months

We clean up pretty well.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

2 years

@mergeintern What’s that feeling where— y’know, where you feel like you’ve seen it before? Hmmm.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

1 year

@BoneJail Went to see it and I was the only person in the theater— kinda neat, but also sad. Was half-heartedly hoping for a platonic leftist meet-cute about the only two people willing to go see it on a Tuesday in Jacksonville, NC and instead wound up luxuriating in my sorrows and vibing.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

1 year

@who_shot_jgr There’s a sign I drive by every once in a while that says “CLIMAX JULIAN,” as those are the two nearest towns, and I keep forgetting to take a picture.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

1 year

@girlofswords Incredible expectation to never explicate and magically expect everyone to abide by

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

5 months

It could happen to you, too

Moth 🔥🦋🏳️‍⚧️

@yourgirlmoth

5 months

it could happen to you, too

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

2 months

I’m gonna sit over here repeating the Serenity Prayer

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

6 months

Jan 2023 // Apr 2024 Getting better every day

Jasmine('s boobs hurt)

@Ranting_Trans

6 months

@KindaSortaMaebe We need more early transition timelines. Genuinely I think they're more amazing than pre-transition timelines

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

1 year

Sometimes I can post a selfie as a treat

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

6 months

Was trans on a train again— would highly recommend.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

5 months

I work with some of the nicest guys who are OK with me even though I’m trans, but they have otherwise Interesting ™️ views. Construction is fun like that.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

4 months

Good first weekend of Pride

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

9 years

@ZephyrTeachout ding ding ding, finally some talk about Citizens United

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

2 years

@Chinchillazllla Bizarre, I didn’t know they still had that emergency on the books given how little they’ve done in the past two years.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

2 months

@citrusgirlpaige someone posted a joke about 1/4 of Eagle Scouts being trans now and while I’m sure it’s nowhere near that, I’m sure it’s a much higher % than the general population

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

9 months

"Queer identity demands solidarity with all those oppressed ... There is no amount of pride flags America can fly ... that will excuse the mass genocides ... no amount of pride flag stickers that Israel can slap on a bomb to make the Palestinian genocide humane."

NC Triangle DSA

@NC_DSA

9 months

"Queerness is sold. But we are not safe. Queerness is marketable. But we are not liberated." Check out the rest of @NyanbinaryRose 's essay on pinkwashing 'No Pride For Some of Us Without Liberation For All of Us' over at our blog:

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

4 months

2020//2024 I literally only have this one photo of myself on my phone from all of 2020. I think it was the only selfie I took that year.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

9 months

@oxalisnebula “Quirky” is up there alongside “special” or “unique”

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

5 months

I’m never wearing anything with sleeves ever again.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

4 months

Apprentice just crossthreaded some 3’ stainless steel strain reliefs I’m going to kms. You know that shit ain’t coming loose without the big pipe wrenches and some cheater bars. If then. God grant me the serenity…

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

7 months

The amount of waste in construction truly disgusts me. Both in terms of packaging and wasted material. Conexes full of unorganized material, carts full of loose parts chucked in the trash… you get desensitized to it over the years, but it still sucks.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

2 years

As always, I’m a bit behind the time. Finally found the right headspace to read @markleidner ’s Returning the Sword to the Stone earlier today— I highly recommend this touching piece of art. The imagery he invokes is sublime.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

2 years

@lowcultureboil Twitter better take some sage advice and crucify their flesh and apologize the right way to ol’ Rax King before the ADL gets involved.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

7 years

A great quote from arguably the best Pynchon novel, though many would argue with that. Anyone got a novel/ necessary take on Pynchon?

John

@PynchonInPublic

7 years

"Does Britannia, when she sleeps, dream? And is America her dream?" Mason & Dixon. #pynchoninpublic

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

2 years

@ElyKreimendahl I do this shit to this day— my partner even slow blinks at me because she forgets I’m not a cat, I guess?

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

1 year

Finished my first reading of @graceelavery ’s Pleasure and Efficacy and I was delighted by the style and the substance of the essays. I particularly enjoyed “generic deductiveness: reasoning as mood in the stoner neo-noir”

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

10 months

@EARTHGHOSTPURRP brb, collecting all the trans woman voices together to create an unholy chorus.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

5 months

@goodnightrage yeah… I’m really hoping getting on prog (if I can) will fix me and by fix me I mean give me at least a little bit of a bust. My tits are like the yolks on a pair of sunny side up eggs— there’s just a vast expanse of white between them. On the plus side, I still look hot as do u

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

3 months

Miss Kitty says hello (she has resumed ripping up cardboard boxes)

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

5 months

Look at my dumb, smiling face. My wife won’t take a picture until I smile and it’s not aesthetic! I’m supposed to have a wry, closed smile that conceals my many mysteries! Oh well, I can’t help but grin like an idiot at her.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

5 months

I think I will maybe dance in this dress all summer long.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

6 months

Anyways, here’s a nice pic of me and my wife at a thing

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

5 months

She is thrifting, what will she find? (Hopefully some good skirts and tops)

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

5 months

@goodnightrage Yeah… it’s such a dumb feeling. Like, I shouldn’t want that.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

10 months

Very thankful for my wife and for our wonderful chosen family

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

4 months

Listen, I may be in a bad mood from work, but that won’t stop me from being happy because guess what? I can still post selfies showing how good I look in my work clothes, and that’s definitely gonna turn my day around.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

5 months

*woman who had to be reminded it’s Hawaiian shirt Friday and had to change her shirt before she left the house voice*: happy Hawaiian shirt Friday!

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

3 months

@Phosphokarin pretty pleased with this one ☺️

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

5 months

I went to The People’s Joker and all I got was to wear my little outfit 😊 (fishnets and combat boots not shown)

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

4 months

Happy Pentecost, I hope everyone wore red and spoke in tongues.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

1 year

@as_a_worker Joining the ranks of electricians chiming in.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

5 months

@epistemophagy You matter. You matter a lot. I think you’re great. And incredible. And you are loved.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

6 months

Anywho, I still had a nice time eating a pulled pork plate. Life goes on!

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

4 months

took my “c!s” “w!fe” to see I Saw The TV Glow and “she” burst into tears and couldn’t stop crying the minute the credits started rolling. taking bets on how long until I’m filling “her” testosterone Rx at the CVS (this joke tweet lovingly approved by my happily c!s wife)

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

1 year

@RaxKingIsDead It tastes so good but it will give me more pain than it’s worth! Cream sauce is like the one major food thing I try to avoid when I can.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

6 months

@confusionm8trix A stranger recommended a particular book on a whim and it incidentally directed the better portion of my life since

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

2 months

I forgot how nice my face looks without my glasses, maybe I’ll get some contacts for special occasions

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

2 years

@NotABigJerk I do this stuff, but I’m also an electrician. I do not advise anyone else ever try it, shit’s terrifying even to me.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

6 months

Good Friday = good day for a few panel swaps

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

4 months

30 and up Twitter drop a pic with your age 31, in (under/over?) the wire.

Moth 🔥🦋🏳️‍⚧️

@yourgirlmoth

4 months

30 and up Twitter drop a pic with your age 36 ✨💕

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

5 months

Stolen from a Sister

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

1 year

@RaxKingIsDead Used the edit function and this is the best he came up with. Incredible.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

3 months

“Yinz wanna go dahntown and watch the Stilers?” this Pittsburgh shit is easy

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

4 months

how I look after a day of doing Hot Girl Shit (cutting up spools of scrap wire)

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

1 year

I can almost hear myself saying “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.”

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

2 years

@americanwombat LucyandCharlieBrown.jpeg

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

4 months

My day got better. Y’know, cleaning out a print table is a lot like clearing the negative thoughts out of your head, so I’m gonna say that’s what did it.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

3 months

These short-alls keep getting complimented everywhere I go and I always tell people they’re from @DuluthTradingCo so I’m pretty sure I’m like a brand ambassador now 💅 /s

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

2 months

they’re making trans electricians nowadays, pretty wild

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

3 years

Hmmm… content. Nope, not much of that around these parts. Alls I got is placidity with my existence despite the past, present, and seemingly future condition of mankind.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

1 year

Yelling “you’re not the REAL Labor Day” and storming off to do side work on this beautiful Monday.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

2 months

like a good 30% of the reason that I want bigger tits is that they’ll help me get gendered correctly at first glance more often.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

2 months

date night yaaaaay

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

2 years

@Java_jigga Shit, that’s supposed to be a send-up of Windsor Canadian, arguably the cheapest and shittiest whiskey I’ve ever had the pleasure of consuming.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

10 months

@poeticdweller Is Graham Harlan on here or something?

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

2 months

I too have been felled by the woke mind virus, woe is me

audrey

@audr0meda

2 months

woke virus and baby its terminal 🙌

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

5 months

Finally watched the Chappell Roan Tiny Desk Concert and I get it now. I had previously gone without knowing if I had heard any of her music or if I would like it and the answers are that I had, at least snippets, and I do! Gonna not be really annoying about Red Wine Supernova ok

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

5 months

@goodnightrage Big W!! Looks great

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

3 months

New short-alls now on tour.

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

3 months

getting a new tattoo that I have wanted for nearly a decade, hell yeah

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

7 months

@postoctobrist November would be a beautiful name for a horse(girl)

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

6 months

@BigFanOfBridges Very helpful, thanks!

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

3 months

pretty sure I’m joining the vestry of my episcopal church, as befits a grey haired woman of a certain age (32)

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

3 months

@m0destma0ist hell yeah sibling

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

2 months

I’m the prettiest transsexual in this rural gas station and sometimes my guy comps me a soda bc he’s a sweetheart and if I ever find out otherwise I will die

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

3 months

First coat finished

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

3 months

gave in to fear and loathing for a few hours there, gonna go back to being low-key existentially depressed, aware of the massive pointlessness of it all, yet still living and thriving in the face of the abyss

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

8 months

@tarenceray October 19th, 2024?

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Carolina

@XaosXrusotos

7 months

@RaxKingIsDead Womp womp. My Talkspace therapist has been very helpful for dysphoria & substance abuse. However, I didn’t know she was a registered Republican whose husband was once a cop until… far too recently, given I’ve been seeing her for ~3 years, albeit sporadically. Still good!

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