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All Black Lives Matter
Life is greater than death. Love is greater than life. THAT'S religion.
Word nerd.
Thank God for Science & Evolution!!
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I've confirmed w/a ph. call (w/an actual live-person answer!) Senator Fetterman has in fact returned to his job at the US Congress.
Let's please everyone send him a PHYSICAL Greeting Card of "Welcome Back!".
Obviously, please avoid anything like "Glad you are better/recovered".
@BlueGirlRules1
@axios
This looks like a "divorce kiss".
Maybe these two could teach him something about masculinity.
Although, I don't think he'd like them. At least not publicly.
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@mmpadellan
I'm totally fine with this so long as they, by law, also defer their government pension/s to age 70.
And do NOT carve out an exception for themselves for SS.
Because then I know it will never happen.
@Amy_Siskind
@Sifill_LDF
@Amtrak
Conveniently, I had an iPhone surgically implanted, replacing my entire left eye socket and sinuses. Now I record absolutely everything.
You idiot you.
@megannn_lynne
"I don't know"...
It's so very sweet, and in a wintery way, timely. Also the teal-sky blue is very pretty. The little birds are adorable.
I think that in total, it rises above its kitsch cred, and becomes wearable in public even for an adult.
A rare exception.
There are rumors that Rapey McForehead will be running for Governor of Florida next time around.
Who'd have thought that the RepubliQuin Party would support somebody even worse than grotesque Governor DeSantis?
I did.
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@AnthonySabatini
Idiot!
"Censorship" as a legal term applies to governments halting or removing content from private industry. NOT the ordinary "editing" of offensive material BY private concerns.
Governments DICTATING the removal of such editing is CENSORSHIP, government control of the Press.
@AynRandPaulRyan
This needs to be titled:
"Kenosha Sheriff advocates gulag death prisons for relatively minor infractions of the law."
Listen closely -
@StevenTDennis
@ps9714
Also, 400,000+ is greater than all the American war dead buried at Arlington National Cemetery.
Shame on all politicians who delayed fighting this pandemic. Especially those with intent to do so and who knew the extent of the danger. Depraved indifference.
@hrhjmm
@owillis
@POTUS
Um, try adding things up. This wasn't his first appearance at the Stupid Gate:
-> Windmill cancer
-> (actually) Invisible Jets
-> Kim Jong-un loves him
-> Tariffs are paid by
China
-> and on & on...
Also, the last thing smart people do is tell everyone how smart they are.🤔
Here's the previous *banner pic*, which didn't work out due to bad Twitter cropping.
If the new one had a subtitle it would be:
"Oh my! Toto, I don't believe we're in Kansas anymore!"
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@akkitwts
Would have loved to sit in on the job interview.
"How are your hopping skills?"
"Do you get along with marsupials?"
"Are you allergic to kangaroo urine?" 😱
@_NotoriousLIZ_
@KevinSixx13
Yup that.
Director John Huston HATED John Wayne, his biggest star. It was said he'd ridicule him fiercely, loudly and openly in front of the cast & crew for trivial mistakes.
Huston served in combat in WWII. Wayne got a TRUMPish medical exemption.
@JustinLascek
Unrolled, this thread reads as focused, compelling mini-essay.
You've got quite a talent for writing. Maybe put together a book of essays, each focused on a different aspect of your full story.
Respect,
- William
@george_capen
The Dems might be able to use the Rules Committee to approve the full function of other Committees despite the intentional absence (obstruction) of other members.
Or bypass other Committees entirely & bring matters directly to the House floor.
@nealberk
@GeneforTexas
@evan7257
Nope. Six counts of aggravated assault, either intentional or criminally negligent, deserves a life suspension of driving privileges. And at least 3 years in prison, no early release.
@realDonaldTrump
You "love" Otto? You don't know the meaning of the word, you orange sack of scum.
You proclaim your "love" for scumbag Dictator Kim Jong-Un, who had his Uncle & 1/2-brother murdered.
But I don't believe either.
You are a malignant, radioactive narcissist & you only love you.🖤
You know those mythical
#BillMurray
stories? Where he randomly crashes stuff and hangs out with people?
DTW Airport bar. He just pulled out a chair, bought me a flight of wine, and hung out for an hour of wise cracks. May or may not have also told the bartender my ID was fake.
@strujillo075
Hate to rain on parades, but this won't be "big news" for my 3 remaining grandparents unless & until it's passed by both Houses of Congress.
😑🤔😑
@downwritemental
This would be a great SNL skit.
Black girl or guy chilling behind plate glass window.
Sign underneath says:
BREAK GLASS IN AN EMERGENCY FOR BLACK WISDOM
@hybender
This "Instructor" needs to be fired yesterday.
Aside from the risk that the baby could actually drown from choking on swallowed water, if this is his very first experience of "swimming", he will be afraid of water for the rest of his life. Subconsciously or not.
@blewis823
@JasonSCampbell
Thank you for supporting your cousin and giving him comfort in the most difficult of times.
That required a measure of courage back then.
And for supporting us gays. 🤧💗
@TheTweetOfRhea
I'd yell at him:
"Don't worry, you're completely safe! The water & the lake are fake, ask anyone!
The whole thing is a HOAX!
But... Just in case, you may want to pray on it!"
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@kurteichenwald
Ya. Also, there were no attacks like 911 before 911, so of course there was no need for enhanced, preventative security.
Who wants to start an annual awards ceremony presenting:
1. The Dunny Award
2. The Darwin Award
3. The Flying Buttress Award
For Religious Hypocrisy
@mattsheffield
By way of having an affinity for TRUMP's reflexive racism, sexism and cavalier attitude about corruption, many conservatives allow themselves to be misled and are thus deplorable.
@LqLana
@TXFartingsworth
And most of them KNOW how stinking, stenching wrong these comparisons are.
I believe that fully HALF of their intention is to "get theLibs/Blacks", so what they're doing is even worse than what most sensible people think.
@edimology24
@Playboy
@bretmanrock
They're trying to be "edgy". Not going to work.
Put the other way around, do I want to see undressed ladies when I want to see undressed Matt Bomer?
Fuck no!
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@AnnieTodd96
Teachers grovel, scramble for $1 bills to help them pay for underfunded, out-of-pocket school supplies.
For F's Sake, why not just go straight to THE HUNGER GAMES? 😱
@JoeBiden
The effective minimum tax rate for billionaires needs to be the fair minimum of 22%.
Loopholes reducing this rate must expire, must become null & void the instant they would have otherwise applied. (Similar to expiring options contracts.)
Oh. And no more off-shore tax havens!
@TheIowan1
@Ellesun
@itsJeffTiedrich
Yup. MULTIPLE Casino bankruptcies. In the only industry where a guaranteed Rate of Return exists. (The "House edge".)
He's always been a public disaster. Now he's a national disaster.
@Turnip2020
This is a sad day for the entire nation. 😳😢😪😭
When will the funeral be held? The reception? Will there be a banquet?
I like Cajun chicken casserole. No turnips, of course.
My Dad & I do not have a good relationship.
After I came out to my family (after my friends), he told me he didn't hate me but he hated me being gay.
Yet I invited my whole family at my wedding to the man of my dreams. He was the only one who refused to attend.
Well, this account is going to get a lot Gayer. Hoping not to lose too many...
Over the new year me & hubz talked about me being on Twitter too much and him gaming too much.
So for almost the first time, he looked at my feed and the 1st thing he said was: This ain't GAY enough!
@justinbaragona
@Durden112
@KFILE
The envelope, please...
And the answer is: $1.53 for each American resident.
Our mainstream media. You gotta love 'em. Or you'd hate 'em. 🙄😱
@Wendilynn66
@abbydphillip
Yup that.
And that's in addition to being a 5x draft-dodger (NOT on principle).
He's also just an out & out evil scumbag who only salutes the mirror.
@NeaganC
@KurtRexCooper
@HowardA_Esq
I think it would fall on the U.S. Marshals service.
But the USMC Security Guards would be fine.
I'd pay $$$ to see TRUMP do the perp walk down the Very White House Steps.