@3YearLetterman
@SOYOUSEEIT1
It’s worse than that. He brought in a waterbed as a trade that he had equity in (not paid off). We gave him cash for it, ran the numbers on the bed he wanted, couldn’t make it work. We sold him the same bed he traded in, with a huge markup, yes, at 102.9% interest. Tragic.
If you haven’t been blocked by the professor yet, my only request is that you address him as Lord Maple Leaf, Dwayne Gretzky, or Prime Minister Poutine. Your choice.
@ciullasj
@3YearLetterman
@jrpsaki
Stephanie, we were not being sarcastic when we said your waterbed payment is due every month. You need to get caught up asap, we aren’t going to play this game for another 78 months.
@Matt_D_Bob
@3YearLetterman
@KingJames
Matt, we received your application for refinance on your waterbed, we can offer terms as long as 90 months. It does not appear there is currently any equity in this unit once your current loan is paid off.
@3YearLetterman
@justinbieber
Anyone have a good contact for Justin? The number he gave us is disconnected and he’s a few months behind. Any help is appreciated.
@3YearLetterman
@KatiePhang
She has one waterbed being paid for by the gun lobby, they refused to pay for a second bed. We can’t work with credit this bad.
@3YearLetterman
@GatorMAB
@TigerWoods
Lol, this guy just took out a WELOC on his already financed waterbed to redo his bedroom in
@Tombrady
decor, including jersey, pajamas, sheets, wallpaper, the works. First loan was 63 months left at 28.9%, WELOC is 37.9% for 36 months. Yikes!
@RamcyApostol
@3YearLetterman
Hey Ram, we have no problem delivering to your moms basement, but we are going to need to see some actual income other than a paper route and some lawn mowing gigs. Hit us back up when you got it a little more together.
@3YearLetterman
@CoachDanMullen
We are working with all involved to make the process as easy as possible. On the bright side we do expect to add this gently used item back into our inventory very soon.
@3YearLetterman
@KDTrey5
The Nets have decided to stop making the payments,
@KDTrey5
seems to have had his phone disconnected, possibly for non-payment. We really had no choice. Anyone interested we’ll be refurbishing the bed, and adding it to our used showroom.
@3YearLetterman
@nfn15080
Doug, you can’t finance a season pass to six flags, but you can finance a luxurious waterbed. Let us know when you are ready to make the step up.
I have VERY big news. The Tennessee Smokies, the Cubs’ AA affiliate in Sevierville, TN, are hosting an official Three Year Letterman Night next Thursday, August 25th. I’ll be throwing out the first pitch, and there’s a waterbed giveaway. Come out to Smokies Stadium and say hi
@3YearLetterman
“Coach Letterman, remember you are under oath, did you finance your waterbed?” “ I paid cash.” (Audible gasps followed by a standing ovation)
@3YearLetterman
@justinbieber
@JustinTrudeau
His rate is so high now he has to shop at Goodwill. He can’t find clothes that fit him, too big for the kids section, too small for mens. Maybe the ladies section?