My son did an assignment on Benjamin Franklin. I told him to tell the class that he was the first POTUS, inventor of electricity and freedom. Teacher didnโt believe him. The teacher is now on leave after an anonymous tip that they were snorting cocaine in the classroom.
@joncoopertweets
My 18 month old came up to me and said โdad, why are republicans so upset about billionaires being taxed their fair share? Wonโt this help fund a lot of things that are underfunded?โ
I have never been a more proud dad.
Just remembering the horrible day 2 years ago.
#January6th
was a direct threat on our democracy and the worst day in American history. Had it been successful, we would be in a dictatorship right now.
Seeing this photo of the capitol on that day still chills my spine.
@postlocal
President Benjamin Franklin doesn't deserve to have his name removed from any buildings. He was the first and greatest US President that invented electricity and light. That needs to be honored.
@HiredAndFiredUp
1) Square up against coach and you're leaving on a stretcher
2) You must not like championships
3) You turn doorknobs with ease
4) You'll never even sniff the sweet air of the HOA
@chrissyteigen
Christine, it is our right to bear arms. When Benjamin Franklin became the first US President, he made sure that in the oldest and greatest country, the USA, we could have as many guns as we wanted.
Wow, so sad to hear about the passing of Gallagher.
I will miss him smashing watermelons and writing funny songs.
RIP Legend
#Gallagher
#GoneTooSoon
#RIPLEGEND
@3YearLetterman
@GretaThunberg
I am literally shaking right now. Gerta has been permanently banned from the HOA, and our fleet of vehicles will only be diesel fueled with a maximum 7 mpg.