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Arsenal fan until 19/05/2024

Joined July 2023
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@UtdEIIis Messi probably really appreciates that he can live his life without being surrounded all the time now too
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@HollanderAdam @Ozzny_CS2 @Dexerto Here’s video evidence of me stealing your “asset”. Report me to the police and let’s see what they do
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@MartLivesMatter @ZV22666 @simiafc @TheEuropeanLad @AbzSemtex Fr I’d rather be a Dutch prisoner than an Indian citizen
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@HITCSevens Interesting how in LaLiga you can call Vini a monkey but can’t call a rapist a rapist
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@dreezabz @sam10llllll No other player acts like they’re 10x better than they actually are
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@demetrimitche11 Sorry mate, but this is the type of take you’d hear from someone who lives in a bubble. We are there doing minimum wage jobs by force, the alternative is homelessness. Legally we’re not forced to work but practically we are.
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@Trujista This Onana guy can’t be real. He’s like a cartoon character but I can’t hate the guy🤣🤣
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@HollanderAdam @Ozzny_CS2 @Dexerto Ask and you shall receive, your “asset” is now my profile picture like you asked
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@acmilandata Someone community note this. Can’t be having this slander🤦‍♂️
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@TheEuropeanLad @LFCjoesep @StokeyyG2 You eat potato with apple sauce mate sit this one out💀
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@TenHagEra Would be the funniest manager sacking if he goes. He’ll have the highest win percentage by the end of the season, be in his 3rd cup final and probably getting UCL football again
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@PSGINT_ So he was scouting a child in her way to secondary school. Nothing dodgy here, perfectly normal behaviour
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@UtdEIIis Aren’t they like £5? Why’s he begging😭😭
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@MartLivesMatter @ZV22666 @simiafc @TheEuropeanLad @AbzSemtex 3 meals a day, clean water, showers and healthcare. Plus less rapists than your average Indian village
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@SwedishRumble This is the worst tweet of all time and I’m not exaggerating for shock value. There’s still time to delete this
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@BenzoCFC @markgoldbridge Bayern got sommer cos neuer couldn’t play, now that neuer is back they’re selling sommer. So we’ll done you played yourself
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@laligafrauds @NazTechez It’s literally in the same interview a few mins apart, stop being pedantic
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@Zy0x_ You forgot Xiangling buff
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@UtdPlug Hopefully we start producing more Mainoo types and less Mctominay type players
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@TenHagBall_ So Sancho has issues under Pep, Ole, Carrick, Rangnick, Southgate, Dortmund and now Ten Hag. Leopards don’t change their spots
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@MartienBall Now you got people hyping up bums like Kompany cos they play 3-2-5 inverted fullbacks, GKs in midfield and all that other waffle
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@elsdawg @TheEuropeanLad But “elsdawg” on Twitter has elite ball knowledge…
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@Mo_utdred Bale to Utd literally every window💀
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@utdcynical Further proof your balk knowledge reeks. Have you watched Juve and Dortmund?
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@osowxvyy They have no chill😭😭
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@UtdEIIis Serious question. Are you paid by Rashfords PR team?
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@Trujista If Saka was as creative as Expressions they’d be clear at top😭
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@Trujista They hired Rashfords PR team😭
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@demetrimitche11 To become a manager you need to have worked a long time. Not everyone can be a manager otherwise there’s no employees. There’s only one managerial position in a shop. Like I said you do have to work where you are cos the more popular jobs are most likely taken or not much better
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@TheFergusonWay @UTDevolved I can show a Mctominay compilation to make him look like zidane mate this doesn’t mean anything
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@HITCSevens You’d only need a minute with me you prick💦💦
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@utdcynical So have Leicester. Are they an elite club?
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@ftbl419 Anyone got a screenshot of that cfcmod guy using “bag” thinking it meant millions💀
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@MartienBall Rashford and Malacia 23/24 highlights🍆💦
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@UtdEIIis People get conned by compilations and forget a game is 90 mins. There’s a reason Arteta didn’t rate Pepe. Guy was not a team player, net negative footballer. Antony isn’t great but we’re much better with him
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@TenHagEra @SkySportsNews So around 500 mil on transfer and wages a season
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@utdcynical @ethan648 @Pogboom613 Funny how none of them won the World Cup golden ball the isn’t it
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@AdamCrafton_ This means the government are gonna get involved and stop the charges being pursued so they keep their relationship with the UAE. Exactly what happened with the PIF buying Newcastle
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@MartienBall This fanbase will lose their minds once they realise Antony will suit us better than Rashford long term if we’re going to play possession football
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@UtdEIIis When Saliba isn’t carrying him he’s no better than Lindelof. Let’s not forget he cost Arsenal the title cos Saliba wasn’t there to hold his hand
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@greggislocallfc Scousers seeing a bin
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@MartienBall Rashford calling TUS negative is like Hitler saying he was scapegoated
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Chelsea fans really compared Nicholas Jackson to Drogba at the start of the season… Jesus Christ.
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@iamcobbina You literally drink raw eggs you’re in no position to talk😂
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@AnArsenalAndUn1 @RMA_MM @Acidicto @mutdjay @UnMijis Jose Mourinhos Real Madrid hit 100 points and won La Liga against prime Barcelona, that would easily be PSGs greatest achievement ever
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@MadnessFc4 De gea inviting his teammates over for dinner
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@TenHagEra Malacia injury history was fine too🤦‍♂️
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@htomufc His talent is absolutely insane. He has to be the most naturally gifted youth player we’ve had in over a decade. (Other than he who shall not be named)
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@TheKopPlus @imjustutd @nocontextfooty It’s just a sign of respect, kind of like when people wear black to a funeral
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@MadnessFc4 Onana UCL title after city get stripped of their trophies
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@gcknowsball @TheEuropeanLad @borussiazone @Fs_BVB Yes. He completed football. Now he’s enjoying retirement
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@NkunkuSznn @mikussy__ @its_yennez @DeadlineDayLive @MohamedTERParis Why can’t people just be honest? He put his faith into them and they lied
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@_Sportify @_AsiwajuLerry Zlatan isn’t better than Ronaldo. That’s not opinion, it’s fact
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@TenHagEra It was more because him being available allowed Dalot to play LB, which is infinitely better than Linesoft at LB
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@MikeLUHG2 Mike when he sees his team win a game
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@JDH_MUFC @StokeyyG2 @ar_rekt Usually a male with a bathtub
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@UtdMicah @Iewdawg They somehow managed to make a worse game than FIFA 19. This year should be the last for most people
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@Zy0x_ I can’t believe we’re so down bad for quality of life updates that we’re celebrating the basics😭😭
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@UtdEIIis @a3iry You misspelled mid
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@demetrimitche11 Go to Salford and build a full team of Utd academy players that didn’t make it
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@UtdEIIis This one🥶
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@TenHagEra @markgoldbridge Football isn’t played on a calculator mate. If you started watching it maybe you could tell a good player from a bad one
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@Trujista Lacazette and Odegaard trying to recreate this
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@Asensii20 @TheEuropeanLad @nocontextfooty 4 UCL. Multiple balon dor winners. Arguably the most influential club ever. They deserve to be there
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@osowxvyy Premier league is a fair and open system. If the prem didn’t get created our whole football pyramid would be broke
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@TenHagEra And people have the cheek to complain about Hojlund🤦‍♂️
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@AbdeGOAT @Acevamys Negreiralona fan talking about refs😭😭
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@Jackthemain @21S1LVA @cafills @SheikhMCI @DeadlineDayLive @OndaCero_es Cool so I can assault your daughter as long as I say sorry afterwards. Like you said " Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her"
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@TenHagEra @AJMUFC10 The only thing missing from Dalots game is consistency in crossing. Once he gets that right what’s stopping him from being world class?
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@Czooba @mufcMPB A tactical decision that had us lose 3-0...
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@MIKELYUNG3 @Utd_Forever7 @ManUtd @premierleague @raphaelvarane @realmadridfra He’s still our best CB and who’s gonna bench him, Lindesoft?
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@StartupManutd @TenHagEra He got fucking Austrian to the euros. It’s a brilliant achievement all things considered. Also read what the likes of Alaba say about him who’s had the greatest managers ever
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@ThreadmanChaza @StatmanDave This guy got to a UCL semi final with fucking SHALKE, he’s not a bad manager this squad are just disgraceful
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@htomufc @TheInvestor2606 The only way you can apportion 40% to the coach is by making the point that he should adapt rather than stick his vision. But if he doesn’t stick to his vision you’d then say he should stick to his vision no matter what. Honestly feel sorry for any Utd manager. It’s a lose/lose
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@TopMGSzn @ManUtd You’re about to liquidate have shame
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@TenHagEra @markgoldbridge Bruno is 31 and still plays hoofball like he’s in primary school. Just let go
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@CursedFootball Have they even played together once?
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@Trujista Dfkm he’s an IRL Druski skit😭😭
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@MartienBall Never forget, this club was more willing to kick out the second greatest to play the game than Rashford. He’s practically the Israel of football. There is no way he doesn’t have some sort of dirt on our higher ups.
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@htomufc Deciding factor will be whoever goes to a 3-2-5 first
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@TheFergusonWay I thought it was one of their coaching staff😭😭
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@TheFergusonWay @UTDevolved How is it my fault that you replied to me?
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@UTD_GR @Macca_szn @UtdEIIis @lwasprimemarcus Martinez, Antony, Ten Hag is filmed saying he wants to sign Malacia at Ajax, Mount was wanted at Ajax and now this guy
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@KDB_Tech2 @bhavss14 Cool, now do it without cheating for a decade
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@Bynoe_Gittens @TenHagEra @Fs_BVB That’s the whole point, we’re tired of these inconsistent players and don’t want another one
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@StokeyyG2 0 shame you literally copy pasted it😭😭
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@htomufc Henry tonight
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@JM10ii This guy isn’t even on Nani’s level yet he’s on 350k a week💀
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@HITCSevens At this rate we’ll have a World Cup on the moon by 2040, sponsored by Tesla
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