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2 years
Lisandro Martinez won more ariel duels than Van Dijk tonight, anyone wants to talk about his height?? The media? Rivals?!
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Cristiano Ronaldo voted Lewandowski as FIFA Best player. Messi claimed Lewy deserved the Balloon d'or yet he voted Neymar and Mbappe. PR merchant at the top of his game!
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3 years
To all Manchester United fans who never gave up on David De Gea just like Solskjaer, I respect you
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Cristiano Ronaldo needs some rest but then, scoring against Young Boys will make him the only player to score in all UCL group stage games TWICE. Do you know how illegal this is??
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Maguire: Euro final 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Luke Shaw: Euro final 🇧🇷 Pastor Fred: Copa final 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Marcus Rashford: Euro final 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Henderson: Euro final 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jadon Sancho: Euro final 6 Manchester United players in the final. The most in the premier league!
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3 years
Do we can all agree that Donny Van De Beek deserves to start ahead of Fred for Manchester United henceforth?
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3 years
with Mbappe and Lewandowski out of the Champions league, who's stopping Bruno Fernandes from winning the Balon d'or?
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With Lewandowski out of the UCL, Mbappe is the only main threat to Bruno Fernandes' Balon d'or.
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A midfield trio of Bruno Fernandes, Pogba and Herrera at Man United would have been one of the most formidable in the premier league
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3 years
Ronaldo, Pogba, Bruno, Sancho and Rashford link up at Man United. Who says no?
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3 years
A trio of Paul Pogba, Tchouameni and Bruno Fernandes at Man United. I know I'm not alone on this
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I can't count in my head the amount of times Wan Bissaka has saved Man United. He got a red card and y'all threw him under the bus as our worst player, "he is nothing without the tackles"
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Mourinho won the Champions league twice without Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo but Pep's out here flirting with CR7 to save his Man City legacy. Prime Jose is so clear!!
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Cristiano Ronaldo will have Bruno, Pogba, Rashford, Sancho and Greenwood feeding him at Man United. This guy will easily score 30+ premier league goals!
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3 years
Once Jadon Sancho clicks with Cristiano Ronaldo, it's over for y'all in the premier league!
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89' Sancho fouled in the penalty box 90' Bruno Fernandes scores his 2nd penalty of the game. Man City 0 - 2 Man United.
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Ronaldo has now beaten Barcelona and Messi with 3 different teams. Man United, Real Madrid and Juventus. Only one GOAT🐐
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3 years
Bruno Fernandes in just 11 months won more POTM than the entire Chelsea players since 2010.
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Tammy in 2 seasons has scored the same amount of Hatricks as United since 2013.
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Liverpool have failed to win a game at Anfield in over 2 months since Klopp complained about Fernandes scoring penalties for Man United.
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🇨🇮 Amad Diallo: 19yrs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jadon Sancho: 21yrs 🇸🇪 Anthony Elanga: 19yrs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Greenwood: 19yrs 🇳🇬 Shola Shoratire: 17yrs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Marcus Rashford: 23yrs Solskjaer is building a Man United attack capable of dominating the premier league for a decade.
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3 years
It's official, Manchester United attack will have Sancho, Cavani, Martial, Bruno, Amad and Rashford! This is actually illegal!
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2 years
Ten Hag got a very young Ajax squad playing one of the best football in Europe. Now imagine him at Man United with the likes of Sancho, Donny, Rashford, Amad, Dalot, Hannibal and Elanga. The club needs to get it right this time!!!
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Last season Bruno Fernandes scored more goals than all the strikers in the premier league bar Kane. This season, he is joint top scorer without a penalty. What's your excuse?
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Jack Grealish £100m Age: 25yrs Club G/A: 42 Jadon Sancho £72m Age: 21yrs Club G/A: 112 While Pep tries to ruin the premier league transfer market, Man United scooped a better deal!
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Solskjaer's Man United had 4 shots on target Vs Southampton with "individual brilliance & vibes" while Pep's City with "tikitaka & golden football" managed a single shot. You won't hear much about it.
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When Lampard and Gerrard were scoring penalties everyone was okay with it until a certain Bruno Fernandes joined the premier league.
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Since Solskjaer became Man United's manager, Chelsea are yet to finish above him.
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Harry Kane will easily score 35+ premier league goals with Bruno Fernandes, Rashford and Pogba behind him.
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Manchester United gather here let's celebrate our win over AS Roma! DROP ♥️♥️♥️
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Jesse Lingard singlehandedly dragged Chelsea out of Top4 position. Man United sent him to West Ham for a reason.
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David De Gea has saved Man United countless times. He's been the best GK in the Champions league this season
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If Cavani joined Man United 5 years ago, he would have 100+ premier league goals to his name.
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Odion Ighalo came to Man United when our attackers were injured and he really helped out! No reason(s) to disrespect or troll him. Appreciate his spell or STFU!!!
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Cristiano Ronaldo scored back to back hat tricks in the UCL against prime Neuer and Oblak. So you can't troll his hat trick against Luxembourg. He has done it relentlessly against the best with ease!
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Bruno Fernandes and Pogba are Ndidi away from dominating the premier league and Europe.
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Imagine Greenwood dyed his hair for the Euros with less G/A than Maguire, just pictures and vibes. If Miley Foden was a Man United player, you won't hear enough of this.
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Top 10 most decorated clubs in Europe's T5. 1. Barcelona - 95 2. Real Madrid - 92 3. Bayern Munich - 79 4. Juventus -71 5. Liverpool - 69 6. Man United - 68 7. Ac Milan - 50 8. Arsenal - 46 9. Inter Milan - 40 10. Atletico Madrid - 34 Chelsea fans, keep calm or level up.
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Watching Adrien Rabiot play against PSG, on behalf of all Manchester United fans, I want to thank Veronique Rabiot once more
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Newcastle should be looking at Jones and Fred to start the rebuild. Both with enough premier league experience. £55m players, but Man United will do £25m. Who says no?
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Top 5 most disrespected premier league players: 1) Bruno Fernandes 2) Mo Salah 3) Paul Pogba 4) Kane 5) Harry Maguire
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Just clocked Martial has 1 goal in 24 apps for Man United. Just imagine we didn't sign Ronaldo with Cavani and Rashford out injured?
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A midfield trio of Pogba, Bruno and Camavinga at Man United? This ain't the Glazers, it's the Good Lord at work!!!!
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Ole Solskjaer has taken us from Sanchez, Fellaini, Lukaku to Rashford, Ronaldo, Greenwood(Sancho) You can't say Manchester United isn't progressing under this guy!
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Mason Greenwood has been unreal at Man United for a teen. We're all voting him as Europe's best young player. Yes or YES?!
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We all love Anthony Martial, but it's time to move on from Manchester United.
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Manchester United fans gather here let's celebrate and connect more mutuals. foIIow me too. Drop ♥️♥️♥️♥️
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Manchester United fans, gather here let's celebrate this huge win and link up more mutuals. Drop ♥️♥️♥️♥️
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Solskjaer won it all as a Manchester United player, he will also win it all as our manager.
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If Pogba leaves Manchester United with his future at the club currently uncertain, then it's Donny Van De Beek's time to shine. This lad finished top 30 Ballon d'or at 22years.
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2 years
Just deeped Cristiano Ronaldo has finished his team's top scorer for 15 consecutive years
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Manchester United fans, gather here let's connect more active mutuals real quick. Drop ♥️♥️♥️♥️
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3 years
Wayne Rooney has more iconic moments in the premier league than Aguero. End of.
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Cristiano Ronaldo thrived at Juventus playing with players that can't start at Arsenal. But here's Messi getting knocked out of farmers Cup with world-class players!
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🇫🇷 Paul Pogba: 6 Goals 6 Assists 🇧🇷 Fred: 1 Goal 2 Assists 🇵🇹 Bruno : 28 Goals 18 Assists 🇳🇱 Van De Beek: 1 Goal 2 Assists 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Mctominay: 7 Goals 2 Assists Man United midfield produced more G/A than every other midfield in Europe's T5 last term.
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Solskjaer turned Rashford into a 20+ goals per season winger yet rivals think Sancho will flop in the premier league? He will definitely flourish at Man United under Ole.
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The fact that Bruno Fernandes outscored 99% of premier league strikers last season isn't spoken much about.
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Man United undoubtedly have the best academy graduates in the premier League, no one’s on our level.
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Raphael Varane a world class defender is suddenly "overrated" because he joined Man United, yet you can't name a better defender in the premier league.
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I still believe Tony Martial and Van De Beek will thrive at Man United. Don't write them off already. I know I'm not alone on this.
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Same lot that said Cristiano Ronaldo can't press now claim Paul Pogba can't flourish under Rangnick's system. I can't wait to watch him prove y'all wrong!
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Whatever Erik Ten Hag has done to Dalot and Mctominay to improve their game and fit into his system, I want that with Anthony Martial too when he's back
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- Klopp lost but he's talking Man United instead of his players. - Mourinho complained about Bruno's penalty goals on Sunday. Ole and Fernandes are really Choking these people.
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So Bruno Fernandes pulled April Fool stunt with the #AskBruno and aired everyone including PL official handle. This guy got to be the funniest in Man United dressing room after Eric Bailly.
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Man City's 1st ever UCL final and De Bruyne drops a stinker. It won't get much spoken about because it ain't Bruno Fernandes or Pogba!
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So Cristiano Ronaldo has covered more distance per 90 minutes in the premier league more than Salah, Kane, Lukaku and Auba, but I'm to believe he's the problem at Man United
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No Bruno, No Pogba, No Cavani. No problem! Elanga and Amad rose to the occasion for Man United!
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It's officially, Manchester United attack will have Sancho, Cristiano Ronaldo, Pogba, Bruno, Cavani, Rashford and Greeny. They could turn the premier league to farmers league.
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You can't blame Solskjaer for Donny's situation at Man United. Would you rather have him start over Pogba/Bruno? He's young and talented but he needs to work harder to earn a spot in the team just like Greenwood.
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Manchester United are unbeaten in the Premier League, joint top - most goals in the league without Cavani and Rashford. Not bad for a team that win games on "luck"
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🇫🇷 Paul Pogba 🇫🇷 Tony Martial 🇪🇸 De Gea 🇫🇷 Raphael Varane 4 Man United players in the Nations league final, the most in the premier league.
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Aaron Wan-Bissaka is the most disrespected defender in the premier league. For a player who had top wingers in his pocket all season!
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Hope Donny Van De Beek excels at Everton and proves to everyone that he can do it in the premier league
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Newcastle are interested in Tony Martial. £65m and Phil Jones as a bonus? Man United could benefit from their rebuild.
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Messi made the UCL squad of the season with 1 open play goal. Rashford and Salah had 6 goals each. If I speak...
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We all watched Rashford and Bruno Fernandes carry Manchester United when most of our players were out injured last season. Rashford playing through multiple injuries while Bruno was used like a bar of soap. A few bad games and you lot already threw them under the bus?!
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Bruno Fernandes is currently joint top scorer in the premier league without a penalty yet. Thought I should remind you all!
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Christian Eriksen, Bruno Fernandes, Frenkie De Jong, Fred and Donny. Get a proper DM and this midfield would be the most formidable in the premier league next season
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No manager will ever pick Dias over Maguire. Pep only settled for less when Magz chose Man United over City!
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Cavani will have this same Luke Shaw, Bruno, Pogba, Sancho, Rashford and Greeny feeding him in the EPL next terms. If fit, he's bagging 30+ goal for Man United!
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How did we entertain Bruno Fernandes vs Gundogan debates on this app? HOW??!
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Paul Pogba had a better tournament than De Bruyne. Thought I should remind you all!
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This is Manchester United without Cavani, Varane, Sancho, Donny, Rashford and Bald Tony btw!
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Manchester United fans just bullied a whole football club off Cristiano Ronaldo deal.
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Sancho, Rashford, Bruno and Pogba in the same Man United team will be illegal. They could turn the premier league into farmers league.
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Manchester United fans, gather here let's link up more active mutuals Drop ♥️♥️♥️♥️
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He was compared to Bruno Fernandes
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Emile Smith-Rowe is 27 CONSECUTIVE games without an assist 🤯
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Bruno: £45M Sancho: £72M Raphael Varane: £34M won't be surprised if we get Ndidi less than £50M. What this Man United transfer Juju can not do, doesn't exist!
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Bruno Fernandes' "hero balls" and "stat padding" got us UCL football, 2nd position in the league and made Man United look like a serious club
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Varane and Sancho joining Man United in the same window. If you don't rate Solskjaer, World class players do!
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If Fernandes and Pogba are injured, Kai Havertz still doesn't start for Man United.
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Manchester United fans, gather here let's celebrate a win over our noisy neighbours and link up more mutuals. DROP ♥️♥️♥️♥️
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A strikers job is to score goals but Cristiano Ronaldo must score only screamers according to twitter, yet he has the most in football history.
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FT: Thoughts -Maguire, Pogba, Rashford & Shaw all had a very bad game -Bailly was solid and helped out countless times -Bruno Fernandes is such a great player and works so hard -Cristiano Ronaldo earned Man United a vital point -Sancho, Telles & Van De Beek deserves more minutes!
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Mbappe, Rashford, Haaland and Sancho, generational talents. Football is in safe hands!
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Old Trafford will be buzzing this weekend as Cristiano Ronaldo makes his 2nd debut for Man United. Trust the Longstaff brothers to try and ruin the party.
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Cristiano Ronaldo had 3 touches, 2 goals in less than 15 minutes. Penaldo and tears about to flood the TL 😂😅🤣
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Solskjaer will be successful at Man United. We ain't going trophyless this season. It's only right to support the manager and the players.
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Honestly, having Ronaldo, Cavani and Greenwood as options for same position should be illegal. I can't explain how it feels to be a Man United fan right now.
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Sir Alex Ferguson winning 5 premier league titles under the Glazers is super underrated. #mufc
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Since Solskjaer became Man United manager, he has never finished below/same position as the previous season in the premier league.
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