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@TheRizzlerJokes

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I don't tolerate bs, Trumpsters, racists, liars,or bad food. Almost everyone else is welcome. 👀 I love good folk, good food, good craic, my partner, my cat

Belfast, Northern Ireland
Joined January 2011
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@joncoopertweets Mar a Lago Tussauds Wax museum
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@RonFilipkowski And it'll only get more intense the closer we get to the US elections. I also wouldn't be surprised if 'Community Notes' goes under maintenance sometime between now and November. Илона needs to show his Saudi investors that Twitter can influence world politics.
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@Angry_Staffer Must have been a paper cut from holding someone else's bible for a few seconds.
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@realMikeLindell Keep a pillow for yourself for when you're back on the street.
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@RpsAgainstTrump A lot of snow and a nose big enough to clean it up.
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@FordJohnathan5 The Fyre Festival on tour. Red neck edition.
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@RonFilipkowski He should keep a few of those pillows in case he goes back to live on the streets.
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@theliamnissan He dines on the finest of krill.
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@GuntherEagleman Try again, you weaponised cabbage.
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@herotimeszero Trailer Swift
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@Mollyploofkins Gropies. 👐
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@ZaleskiLuke @elonmusk He is ramping up disinformation ahead of the US elections to prove to his Saudi investors that Twitter really can influence world politics.
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@Superspurs131 @premierleague @ManUtd I think word "making" before fortress balances it out.
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@sportbible Consistency in the EPL is dire.
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@RonFilipkowski Attendance: 6 MAGA. 47 MAGA flags.
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@theliamnissan That's just how he rolls
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@7Veritas4 "Before the trail even started" Is he talking about the brown trail that started at the back of his underwear and went through his underpass, coming up the front of his underwear?
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@SuperSQUID19 At least we know he didn't break into the Capitol building via a window.
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@RonFilipkowski Meme of the year.
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@elonmusk What's "alarming", "concerning" is that you have switched off Community Notes for yourself. Was your personal Community notebook getting too thick?
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@mjfree He farts audibly daily. Usually from the other end though.
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@BoLoudon You need to finish school before you consider a career in politics.
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@RonFilipkowski There's probably a MAGA plan for elections which they want no part of.
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@BillyBaldwin Free the world from Trump.
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@RpsAgainstTrump It puts the donations in the basket.
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@theliamnissan He seems to be ramping up.
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@RonFilipkowski We all live in an orange submarine, an orange submarine, an orange submarine.
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@paulsperry_ He's not running for the presidency. He's running from the law.
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@joncoopertweets Desperation and piss smell.
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@HonestFan100 @markgoldbridge Liverpool players have been doing it every game since Klopp took over and not once were they charged with it.
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@mmpadellan @ReallyAmerican1 They want nothing to do with upcoming coup 2.0.
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@RonFilipkowski She didn't want to waste any white powder stuck in her nose so ate it.
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@thomaskaine5 They don't want to be involved in coup 2.0.
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@RonFilipkowski He'd be better using his club foot.
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@stucam7771 US vs. European Fanta orange. European version uses real orange juice.
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@RepMTG Your tweets don't make sense. You should consider hiring Doctor Doolttle to translate for you.
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@ReallyAmerican1 The wrong question. Should be asking if they'd rather have Trump as a dictator forever followed by his son or 4 year presidency with Biden.
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@TheCinesthetic The Usual Suspects
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@joncoopertweets It's been tough competition for that title this last year or so.
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@RpsAgainstTrump Worstspeakerever
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@RedaMor_ It was only suspicious because it wasn't in a bag.
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@MikeSington Trump Tower? There might be enough room in there to house all the women he sexually assaulted.
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@patriottakes A wolf in sheep's clothing and some woman wearing a fur coat.
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@GuntherEagleman Nah, it's because your orangutan hero is wasting too much gas in the courtroom daily.
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@RonFilipkowski Russian bread line. 2024.
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@Roshan_Rinaldi They know it's curtains for Trump.
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@RonFilipkowski The long road back to Maga Laga.
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@MeidasTouch She's forgot to leave off Russia from this piece.
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@hugolowell He wants jailed for breaking the gag order so he can claim a mistrial for the larger case.
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@RepPeteStauber What's cooking today? Very nice.
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@RonFilipkowski In a year or so, he'll be going back to the tattoo artist to add a moustache and a pair of glasses to it.
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@RonFilipkowski He probably did it so he could appeal again and get yet another delay.
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@RonFilipkowski The tooth fairy stole the last evidence from under his pillow.
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@RepRiggleman Such a meme photo. So much material in 1 pic. 🧐
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@YourAnonNews He's just hiding his suppressing of accounts in the run up to US elections while amplifying ring wing accounts. Don't be surprised if community notes goes 'under maintenance' between now and November either.
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@finitejester88 @herotimeszero I'm talking about Bobert.
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@BagdMilkSoWhat All the biggest donations are anonymous. No doubt another scam to legalise money.
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@RonFilipkowski Does abbot count as a vehicle too?
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@PaddyIrish14 Hard to tell. His head has been on backwards for just over a year now.
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@MeidasTouch Here we go again
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@RonFilipkowski Did his wardrobes get seized?
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@RonFilipkowski They were butt dials whichever end he was using.
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@EricTrump Just like your dad did after he lost in 2020?
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@CantonasCoIIar ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@Sassafrass_84 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@ReallyAmerican1 Lock, Stock and 2 Stroking Cracker Barrels.
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@theliamnissan Only way to make it fair.
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@JesseBWatters And we head over to our Moscow correspondent Dzhessi Watters for an update on Republican news.
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@kathrynresists Yep. She's completely finished in politics unless the league of cats swear her in.
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@patriottakes The leaning tower of pizza.
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@BillyBaldwin What actual "winning" looks like.
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@JohnCleese The name Trump should replace Judas where applicable and last for the next thousand years.
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@RepNancyMace Your lies are on the Internet forever. You'll be reminded of them for the rest of your pathetic life.
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@theliamnissan They can he defeated with water pistols and soap.
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@dbongino What about that strategically shaved orangutan in a suit who had a season ticket to Epstein Island?
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@Football__Tweet At least he can begin his recovery immediately since he landed in the gymnasium.
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@AntiToxicPeople He's looking more and more alike those toiletbrushes made in his image.
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@BubblegumOut They look off to me, maybe bring them back for a refund.
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@ReallyAmerican1 His wife only got 50% of a man too.
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@MayoIsSpicyy He's been taking Russian language classes and it's going as well as we expected.
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@ericswalwell That'll be memed for years.
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@theliamnissan "Concerning."
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