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@TheMikeMorton
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@SpeakerMcCarthy Dude, why do you keep lying? -Mexico for California -Spain for Guam, Puerto Rico and the Phillipines -American Samoa
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@nataliegwinters "unintentionally"
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@RonFilipkowski This was the price in 2018. Today it is capped at $35 per month, thanks to President Biden.
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@MikeSington Most everywhere I look people can't stand Trump, yet he is supposedly leading in the polls. I don't buy it.
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@MikeSington His makeup artist should write a book. They probably have a binding NDA.
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@sama I love Jewish people. Netanyahu is a tyrant. See the difference?
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@ThisIsKyleR Names of juveniles can't be released unless tried as an adult. Wisconsin, Georgia and Texas all require 17-year-old juveniles to be tried as adults. Maybe you should not have gone to Wisconsin, @ThisIsKyleR .
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@Imposter_Edits Move out of his space? Is that what they're calling it now when they don't want video evidence? I bet the photos Barney got will be passed around to others on the force to harass the man when he's out on the street.
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@RepMTG You seem surprised. Are you just now learning how all this works?
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@ChudsOfTikTok Does this make all of their pain go away? This is not protesting, it's disturbing the peace.
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@MikeSington Let's face it, most Republicans haven't had sex in years. Of course they're going to hate her.
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@MollyJongFast "Mother was on her knees praying for me, right after she made me a sandwich." He's just one fly away from Mike Pence.
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@tedcruz As soon as you do, let's close the border.
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@davenewworld_2 I hate to drive through Texas. You rarely ever see someone pulled over on the freeway, but watch out for the small town highways where the speed limit changes constantly. It's a money machine.
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@natsechobbyist @RonFilipkowski Don't be jealous of her emergency floatation device.
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@joncoopertweets Wow! It looks like they no longer want the liability of his trash mouth.
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@MikeSington $200 in ketchup
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@Acyn Each one of these people are being paid $174,000 per year to laugh and mock at you. They can behave any way they want and there is no accountability on their performance. Think about that the next time you mark your ballot at the polls.
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@Acyn Why would anyone refuse to hear her speak?
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@elonmusk This is just a bunch of people walking with no context. While the statement may be somewhat true, there is no correlation with the video footage. Disingenuous at best.
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@iFightForKids @PeterHotez @RobertKennedyJr @joerogan @merissahansen17 Stalking is a crime on the federal level and in all 50 states.
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@MikeSington I get the feeling she really didn't want to talk about it. That could mean anything. Maybe she's frustrated with the press making such a big deal about it.
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@RonFilipkowski Remember when schizophrenics were given medicine instead of platform? Those were the days.
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@RonFilipkowski If a photo could speak.
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@Acyn Looks like there's no place to sit anyway.
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@bennyjohnson BFD, they can be rich and still care about people. This is outside of the norm for Republicans. You might have to think outside the box to get it.
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@joncoopertweets Before this, I would have said no because he kept himself out of the political spotlight. Now he is definitely fair game. Does he realize he will need to speak?
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@GrahamAllen_1 What are you talking about? Several people had them in their hands. Both Bud and Bud Light. None of them were clutching pearls.
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@RonFilipkowski They both misunderstand what it means to be former something. Things change. Move on.
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@Acyn They should be fined $10k every time they waste other people's time with frivolous rants.
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@crazyclipsonly Oh, hi. How are you?
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@oregon_report Uh, no. Biden was elected by an entire nation. McCarthy is House rep who had to beg for leadership votes from his own party.
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@jimmykimmel "And now for Picture of the Year!" -Jimmy Kimmel
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@AndreaY69881798 Why didn't Kyle think about this before assaulting a capitol police officer and causing him to have a heart attack? It ended the 20-year career for Officer Michael Fanone and he is now permanently disabled.
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@ChudsOfTikTok She's definitely a darker shade of orange.
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@jrpsaki Dems need to capitalize and use some hard fighting tactics. More Lincoln Project national ads please.
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@RepMTG Your meltdown is highly entertaining. The fact that you don't see a problem with hoarding top-secret documents should tell us you are unfit for Congress. How do you expect us to trust you with any classified documents?
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@MikeSington The Shittenhouse Grift Tour
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@SeanOhhhh He sued and won a 65k settlement from the Sheriff's office.
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@JimmyKimmelLive Karen Rodgers
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@RonFilipkowski Kamala Harris is the Vice President. Rudy is a washed up crook.
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@davenewworld_2 Apparently school didn't help.
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@RonFilipkowski I remember attending an Obama rally in 2008. There is absolutely no way I would even consider doing this. It's a cult.
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@AccountableGOP It's not a "ritual" they have to go through. It's called protecting assets, which in many cases can be human lives. He simply doesn't care.
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@creepy_org A bloat torch
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@spi11thewine @cutbykendall @GameInjuryDoc There's always at least one in every thread.
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@RonFilipkowski I notice they are all standing away from him. As if... there's a smell.
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@RonFilipkowski He’s such an annoying little elf.
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@acnewsitics Where are the police? Are they busy escorting Proud Boys through the subway?
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@MarkHamill I can't wait till he has to spell 'PRISON'
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@Acyn He is still calling for violent mobs to disrupt the election system and he still walks free.
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@mtgreenee Let's see. Interruption of an official proceeding. Now where have we heard about this before? 🤔
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@RonFilipkowski Will the $3.78 Billion cover all of his mounting lawyer fees?
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@ChristnNitemare I'm guessing Fox News will not lose their minds over this like they did for the White House dancing.
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Ingraham: If you felt embarrassed and angry to see this woke nonsense at the white house during a time Christians have considered holy for 2,000 years or so, well, that's the point, they wanted to offend you, they did it on purpose,
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@Dylan4America So, he kicked you out after you did all of those things for his campaign, and you still lick his boots. That's about as pathetic as it gets.
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@ChudsOfTikTok Is that a mental resident facility and she’s returning home?
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@marcorubio You are complaining about yourself and we agree.
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@X Well this is awkward.
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@historyinmemes The answer is potassium. And monkeys never cramp.
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@Rainmaker1973 This one is probably being retired. Otherwise that would be be a good way to destroy an expensive machine.
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@RonFilipkowski Why aren't real people of faith offended by these clown shows?
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@KanekoaTheGreat Lockdowns, masks, social distancing, etc. It was reduced in 2022 for the same reason. It has spiked tremendously since everything was lifted, which you conveniently left off the chart.
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@laurenboebert This person was fired. What is your point?
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@RpsAgainstTrump Does he mean the guy who won two full terms compared to his one failed term? The black guy who would be president now if not for term limits. It looks like America resoundingly said they did not want Trump, which is why he lost. He will lose again.
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@RonFilipkowski Why doesn't anyone ask him about skipping out on his J6 subpoena?
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@TheRickWilson How many times is he going to violate the gag order and the judge does nothing?
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@jppalmer01 @mattgaetz Save the rowboat.
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@bennyjohnson He would not be running for president if they were not indicting him.
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@RepMTG So it's a hate bill and you are proud of it.
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@RepMTG -No we're not -No it isn't -No they're not -No they're not -No -No -Our troops are protected -You don't want peace -It's already first Fund the border agents and shut your trap.
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@RonFilipkowski The same Secret Service that wiped out their cell phones so nobody could track Trump's activities on January 6?
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@JoJoFromJerz So much for pro-life.
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@HumansNoContext That hook though
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@GenFlynn @BarackObama Barack Obama was the greatest president in my lifetime. Too bad you're a hater.
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@cb_doge @WalterIsaacson The one on the far left looks just like him.
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@BarackObama Alito, Gorsuch and Thomas dissenting. I see a pattern here.
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@BidenHQ Even if you die from voting, it's worth it to him. The level of cringe is off the chart.
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@theliamnissan Espionage probation? Don't tell the Rosenbergs.
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@axios Beaker energy
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@RonFilipkowski Yes, that is a threat! Much of the crowd was not applauding. Pretty sure it's not 75 million.
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@HawleyMO Putin has you working overtime.
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@RepThomasMassie Oh man, those lights are scary!
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@_B___S Did I hear you say help myself? 🦭
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@RonFilipkowski He says that like it's a bad thing.
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@RpsAgainstTrump Deport this traitor to Russia. At least it would be one legit vote for Putin.
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@MiaFarrow Predator Trump
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@EnmanuelRM_ @JoeBiden Nope, this will though.
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Saudi Arabia and Russia to cut oil production, just in time for the 2024 elections. Gas prices will increase and Republicans will use that against Biden.
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@MacFarlaneNews Translation: this MF going to jail!
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@laurenboebert Why does that matter? What about the people who were murdered and maimed? Those grieving families who will never see their loved ones again. Do you have any lessons for that or just another meaningless prayer?
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@JasmineForUS Are you watching the current GOP thing? They are trying to kill the FISA bill because King Cantaloupe has spoken.
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@joncoopertweets I can picture her yelling at her son and telling him to fix this with 911. GOP family values on parade.
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@TheGoodLiars This is the reality. They literally do not care if it would save children or anyone else.
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@RonFilipkowski I'm torn. Both are equally despicable creeps.
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@CollinRugg Because this is perfectly normal behavior for school children.
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