$TSLAQ - Tesla is a worthless accounting fraud pumped up by fake narratives, lies, and phony numbers. It will go the way of $ENE $WCOM $WDI and Madoff.
Musk's idiotic white paper on the "Hyperloop" in 2013 was The Realization for some that the guy's a grifting fraud.
Engineers with knowledge of the subject said it was like a child wrote it.
"Hyperloop One to Shut Down After Failing to Reinvent Transit"
The thing about
@elonmusk
is… nobody can actually point to anything that suggests he genuinely has any talent.
When you listen to him speak, it’s all platitudes and bullsh-- that appeals to naive people. Basically a stupid person's idea of a smart person. $TSLA $TSLAQ
If you thought $TSLA would never hit $200 again, now's your chance.
This is a cash-bleeding scam and the greatest corporate fraud of all time.
@elonmusk
's fraudulent pumps will become desperate as the company deteriorates so careful with position sizing. $TSLAQ
The $TSLA fraud is back in a bubble again it looks like.
Even if the accounting and reported earnings weren't fraudulent, does it honestly make sense to buy a tiny auto OEM w/ no tech advantage for $530 billion?
Are people really this stupid?
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This is really bad. Musk realizing he's about to be charged for fraud and could lose his position/the company.
Goes to the Saudis to essentially tell them to manufacture a narrative to help bail him out.
In the end, wrist slap by
@SEC_Enforcement
and "worth it" $TSLA $TSLAQ
Musk admitted $TSLA was weeks away from bankruptcy (and zeroing shareholders) in Q4 2018
Look at their reported cash balances at that time & the way they go through CFOs & accounting personnel
$TSLA is a massive accounting fraud
@DOJCrimDiv
@SEC_Enforcement
@GaryGensler
$TSLAQ
It’s official. $TSLA is in way bigger trouble than most people think. And they also have way less cash than most people think. If they really thought FSD was viable, this wouldn’t be happening.
One of the telltale signs that you're dealing with a narcissistic and potentially sociopathic person is that they project onto others what they do themselves
@cppinvest
$TSLA faking 4 quarters of profits to fudge its way into the S&P (at 2-3% of the index) is one of the most infuriating aspects of this fraud, given how popular the S&P is as a savings vehicle.
In the end, just more exit liquidity for the biggest financial criminal of all time.
For $600 billion, who wants to buy an unprofitable tiny car manufacturer with less than 1% of global market share that's also dead last among the top 18 players in AV tech and engages in accounting fraud?
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Enron Musk has caused the:
- normalization of securities fraud
- normalization of accounting fraud
- normalization of vaporware/consumer fraud
- normalization of lying to the public
- normalization of subsidy grifting
Breeds an entirely new generation of fraudsters $TSLA $TSLAQ
Musk doesn't want borders between his companies because it's just a giant Ponzi scheme where billions of dollars are bled each Q.
And obviously governance is a complete joke running his style of "innovation coming soon" Ponzi fraud.
It's a perpetual capital-raising/subsidy scam
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@Reuters
@FT
@BusinessInsider
@CNBC
It's time to report on this. It's so blatant it's offensive. Elon's fixer is simultaneously CEO of Neuralink and CFO of 2 seperate Musk entities. There are no lines between the companies.
Elon Musk says he will create an alternative smartphone if Twitter is removed from Google Play and the App Store.
I’d ditch my iPhone in a heartbeat and use whatever Elon builds… would you?
Once
@elonmusk
spent years committing fraud & lying about every aspect of $TSLA to get the low-hanging fruit & rules-based passive flows into the stock, he then pulled $40 billion out of the scheme...
"Tesla Gets Trounced by S&P 500 After 3 Years" $TSLAQ
Musk is a narcissistic sociopath running a stock fraud.
Which means:
Exploitation
Vindictiveness
Low empathy
Difficulty regulating emotions
No moral compass
Limited conscience
Deception
Manipulation
Pathological lying
Future faking
Need for admiration
$TSLA won't end well.
This is exactly what I've been reporting for the last few weeks: Tinnuci pushed back against further layoffs, Elon fired her and her entire team as an example.
Now confirmed by multiple sources talking to multiple publications.
We can put to bed the idea that this was due to
Enron Musk financial strategy:
1) Pump the $TSLA fraud
2) Take out a loan collateralized by his stock promotion (no taxes)
3) To avoid any taxes (selling stock in said fraud), engage in fraudulent write-offs (e.g., "donate to charity" – i.e., $ back to himself)
@DOJCrimDiv
@zerohedge
@TESLAcharts
$TSLA did all that massive fraud with their A/R account, ZEV credits, warranty-reserve fraud, expense capitalization / misclassification, etc., in a very shitty Q2 to get "the 4 straight quarters" and even the Standard & Pedos commission saw right through the bullshit
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Enron Musk is just a figurehead CEO & "founder" at all of his frauds.
He's like a child-king who has his blind-worshipping simps. But he's too stupid and immature to make the right operational decisions.
This picture illustrates perfectly what a phony, superficial moron he is.
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ELON MUSK HAS EXPRESSED A PREFERENCE FOR MAINTAINING AT LEAST A 25% STAKE IN TESLA, STATING THAT IF SUCH CONTROL IS NOT RETAINED, HE WOULD PREFER TO DEVELOP AI PRODUCTS OUTSIDE THE COMPANY.
If our regulatory system was decent,
@elonmusk
would be in prison by now for all of his blatant fraud – and ideally be getting the regular psychiatric care he needs
When Musk bought a $1 million McLaren in 1999 he was too cheap to even buy insurance on it, which is of course against the law.
He smashed the car the next year trying to show off.
He's always been a narcissistic law-breaking idiot.
"Some experts are also worried that Musk is nothing but a carnival barker who’ll say anything and stop at nothing to make a buck. He’s [made] lofty promises before only to grossly underdeliver. Who’s to say Neuralink won’t be the same?" $TSLA $TSLAQ
Fraud
@elonmusk
is just like Jeff Skilling of Enron fame.
Always bullshitting the public about how the company should really be valued.
$TSLA is a zero. $TSLAQ
$TSLA $TSLAQ As such is the Musk Foundation the key to a Archegos style scheme at Tesla? Why the Curacao incorporation? Why the unknown characters (inc. a 15 year old) as beneficiaries? Why no actual meaningful charity work? Is it just trading options in Tesla that we don't know?
He has not changed. He's been this way since childhood.
When I had The Realization in 2016, it wasn't "he changed"; he'd been that way the entire time.
He's a congenital liar, narcissistic sociopath, and awful human being who breaks every law he can get away with.
I'm having real issues with this one. We have been hearing Elon hammering and shaming OpenAI about its move to for-profit for months when he, in fact, agreed that a for-profit move was the way to go – though only if he was in control either directly through a new entity or
His "war on regulators" is because he's a criminal and a fraud.
He breaks the law, grifts, lies, and commits frauds to enrich himself and satisfy his massive narcissism.
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Anyone else notice how Musk craftily pulled out of the $TWTR deal immediately after news broke that he had sex with and impregnated a subordinate?
He spent a lot of time on the birthrate nonsense to front-run something that’s knocked out many CEOs.
Then... buried.
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Stock-pumping fraud
@elonmusk
isn't going to be happy that somebody leaked that another fake bullshit promise will never exist (which $TSLAQ already knew of course).
$TSLA down almost 6%.
JUST IN : U.S. PROSECUTORS ARE EXAMINING WHETHER TESLA COMMITTED SECURITIES & WIRE FRAUD BY MISLEADING INVESTORS AND CONSUMERS ABOUT ITS ELECTRIC VEHICLE’S SELF-DRIVING CAPABILITIES PER REUTERS
$TSLA
Sociopathic narcissists and their victim-hero-bully complex with idiotic requests dressed up as magnanimous heroism, and threatening to throw a shit fit and hurt everybody else if such stupid demands aren’t fulfilled.
@elonmusk
is a phony POS human being. $TSLA $TSLAQ
@SECGov
History will view Fraud Musk as a talentless narcissist who was completely FOS.
The modern-day John Keely, the futuristic tech serial bullshitter of the late 1800s (e.g., "boat rides across the Atlantic using a cup of water as fuel"). Got rich off his lies before he died.
“During an employee all-hands, Musk said that Twitter became X to replace YouTube, LinkedIn, FaceTime, dating apps, and even your bank....”
About as realistic as getting FSD done by the end of (insert next year). Musk keeps destroying Twitter / X. $ELONQ
$TSLA added more than a $F in market cap (over $60 billion) because of a fleet sale to $HTZZ?
Fleet sales are not typically bullish. They help hit sales numbers but are done at a discount.
How is that bit of news worth more than Ford?
I remember when Musk admitted in an interview that $TSLA was single-digit weeks away from bankruptcy in late 2018.
Yet if one looks at their financials during that period, that shouldn't be even remotely possible.
Their accounting is just another way to cheat and pump the stock
Until there are criminal charges and massive fines levied in excess of the benefits from the fraud, nothing will change with $TSLA.
For an idiot fraudster like Musk, money and prison are the only things he understands. He just laughs at everything that falls short of that $TSLAQ
This is really bad for Tesla.
NHTSA is very unhappy with Elon Musk basically thumbing his nose at safety regulations for years
Wants to know the “technical and legal basis” for Tesla not doing a safety recall
" $TSLA is bleeding money & running short on cash, so is laying people off + stiffing suppliers.
The scamming sanctioned securities fraudster CEO is going to lie on 8/8 that a 'big breakthrough' is coming on robotaxis (same lie from 2019) to raise capital and prevent bankruptcy"
I can summarize the email for you: "It's complete chaos out here right now. Sorry we haven't paid you yet. Please be patient as we work around the decisions made by our pigeon CEO."
Truth. Too many conflate their own “Realization” about Musk with how he supposedly just changed.
He’s always been an awful human being and a scamming fraud.
They may have simply never paid attention or believed whatever stories they were told before realizing something was off.
Your casual reminder that Elon Musk is a dumb person’s idea of a smart person.
He never was Tony Stark. He never had an original idea. He either bought-in or just took the credit for the work of others.
Stop making excuses for your own gullibility by saying that he "changed".
Musk is a scammer and a sanctioned securities fraudster who will never stop until he's behind bars.
I don't see why it's surprising when this fraud was well covered on Twitter at the time.
This is why
@SECGov
typically removes fraudsters & doesn't let them off with small fines.
@FredericLambert
@ev_advocate
@WholeMarsBlog
@electrek
Many people on Twitter were commenting that $TSLA was on the verge of bankruptcy in 2019.
That's why he invented the robotaxi lie to raise money.
Musk is now recycling the same BS stock pump 5 years later after another wave of cost-cutting measures as the company bleeds cash.
@CoverDrive12
Musk is a fairly simple person.
- Invent lies to pump the stock and distract from the reality of a fundamentally worthless company
- Periodically raise capital because the "big breakthrough" is coming soon
- Quietly use the money to plug the cash burn
Wash, rinse, repeat...
Musk is a narcissist and a sociopath.
They send their flying monkeys after you when you cause them narcissistic injury.
His behavior, the laws he's been allowed to break consequence-free, and his continued fraud, lies, and deception are not okay.
He's a sick and damaged person
For context,
@elonmusk
didn't like my reporting on the store closures/unclosures, pay cuts, massive cost-cutting (toilet paper 😂) at that time - even though it was accurate.
So he called me "anti-Tesla" sent his millions of fans after me.
To be fair, I, and most people, didn't
Is there a police report on this?
Or is this just more bullshit you made up as a distraction to your cashing out of billions more in $TSLA stock? $TSLAQ
Last night, car carrying lil X in LA was followed by crazy stalker (thinking it was me), who later blocked car from moving & climbed onto hood.
Legal action is being taken against Sweeney & organizations who supported harm to my family.
It's almost strange to find tweets about $TSLA's production or fundamentals in my feed at this point.
The bubble/fraud/stock promotion has gotten so bad discussion about the underlying business at this point has mostly dried up. $TSLAQ
So many directions the feds can go with the FSD fraud:
- Safety
- Consumer fraud (charging $10,000 for a non-existent product)
- Securities fraud (lying about capabilities to inflate the stock)
- Accounting fraud (recognition of revenue on fake product) $TSLA $TSLAQ
And when the Facebook co-founder recently pointed out all the massive fraud and aptly compared $TSLA to Enron, child-king Fraudy responded emotionally, then followed up by tweeting out a picture of a dog scrotum with some drivel that sounded like it was from a 3-year-old.
🚩🚩🚩
A multi-time securities fraudster whose company commits accounting fraud and has never generated $1 in economic earnings is the "world's richest person."
Shows how distorted the capital markets are...
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"Colonizing mars" is the new "split-strike conversion" (Madoff bullshit).
Just like we still say "tulips" 400 years later, 400 years from now they'll say "colonizing Mars" as a metaphor for a phony, scamming, frauding, stock-pumping son of a bitch like Enron Musk... $TSLA $TSLAQ
@JCOviedo6
Imagine committing securities fraud for the good of all of mankind and colonizing mars, and then have some judge take it all away with "Sir, this is a car company..."
Exactly. $TSLA is cutting employees and this "get back to the office and be there 40 hours a week" announcement out of the blue is just spin from the biggest fraudster of our generation.
It'll be a bad quarter and shedding costs may help alleviate some pressure on Zach $TSLAQ
Layoffs generate bad press and demoralize the remaining team. I think we will see more companies end remote work programs to spur resignations. That's what Elon is probably doing.
This isn’t exactly a new idea. Marissa Mayer did this in 2013 at Yahoo!
Nearly six years ago,
@SEC_Enforcement
could have removed that narcissistic fraudster and barred him from serving as an officer in a public company.
Yet here we are still dealing with all of his scams, lies, frauds & bullshit, but magnified.
@DOJCrimDiv
@GaryGensler
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CEO throws fit after court ruled he’s a greedy power-crazed egomaniac totally in control of his sycophantic board who lied to shareholders orders vote to move company to corrupt state that never tells him no & shareholders damn well better vote yes.
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The nice thing about $TSLA and Musk committing fraud and running a stock/financial promotion is you get the benefits upfront.
The fraud takes years and a lot of resources to investigate. And any sanctioning and fines are a small fraction of the ill-gotten gains.
It’s sad when people contact Musk on TWTR with a health issue (them or someone close to them) asking for help, not realizing the guy’s just a fraud.
Musk then promotes his usual "in a few years" lies/BS because he’s a boundlessly narcissistic individual and wants to be admired.
@MarcusHouse
This is not much consolation, but Neuralink is working on a vision chip, which will be ready in a few years.
That is the next area after enabling phone/computer telepathy for those who have lost their mind-body connection. We waiting for regulatory approval for our first human.
@legovbird
@Tesla
FSD is one of the most blatant cases of consumer fraud in history, totaling billions in swindled funds. Not only that but it's only L2. Look at their disclosures to regulators vs. the marketing to customers/ $TSLA investors
Sanctioned securities fraudsters do what they do $TSLAQ
I know bulls are deceived by basically every narrative, but $TSLA's bleeding cash like a sieve and has to cut costs.
They've got 3 months before the "big event."
With the same lie Musk used to save the company from bankruptcy in 2019 (robotaxis by the end of next year).
Uh oh, Fraudy's looking up to the left...
Genuinely wonder if there's any piece of the guy that internally says, god, I am such an insecure, phony, frauding, son of a b...
One of the incredible parts of the fraud last decade was getting the market focused on deliveries & gross margins
Now that the auto business is doing poorly and the company bleeds cash like a sieve, it's all about tech & AI fraud to keep the stock up
$TSLA is a ridiculous fraud
@BigTechAlert
@elonmusk
@KremlinRussia_E
When the house of cards finally comes tumbling down and fraud
@elonmusk
is indicted, still skeptical he'll go to prison.
He'd most likely flee to a place like Russia, like Jan Marselak of Wirecard infamy.
I like how $TSLA calls for volunteers to work for free while the bullshitting securities fraudster feels entitled to a $56 billion pay package (after recently wiping out $700 billion in shareholder value).
Another “go fuck yourself” to customers from
@elonmusk
Laid off the entire delivery prep team resulting in a shitty experience. Go ahead and remove “delivery experience” from the Tesla moat ✔️
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FB co-founder recently accurately compared $TSLA to Enron and the sanctioned fraudster CEO responded emotionally and then posted a picture of dog genitals.
I'm sure his blatant stock promotion scam will end well.
When I highlighted the
@wirecard
(WDI) fraud way back when, the PM of its largest institutional shareholder got straight on to Markus Braun, Wirecard’s CEO. Braun provided soothing words to calm the shareholder.
Three years later in 2019, that same shareholder contacted WDI’s
@truth_tesla
@ConsumerReports
Reason we hustled so much to get Autopilot V1 out was that someone driving non-Autopilot Tesla fell asleep, crashed & killed cyclist (Tesla driver was uninjured).
Driver nonetheless sued us saying new car smell made him fall asleep (sigh). Judge didn’t agree.
To all the shitco portfolio holders down 60%-90% this year, a casual reminder that the biggest fraud in the history of the capital markets is still valued by the market at more than $800 billion $TSLA $TSLAQ
Flint, Michigan (promised to solve water crisis)
Puerto Rico (promised solar energy)
Hurricane evacuees (promised software upgrades)
Thai cave boys (promised sub)
$TSLA customers (FSD, battery swap, vaporware, etc.) Ventilators to hospitals...
...
@elonmusk
is a complete fraud.
Before you cheer on Elon Musk too much... Ukrainians need compatible receivers to actually make any use of his Starlink internet system.
He claims he's delivering terminals to them, but let's wait and see. This sounds like yet another empty self-promotion stunt.
Another example of Mr. Dunning-Kruger Effect talking out of his ass about things he knows nothing about.
Chess has been solved to 7 pieces or fewer. No, it won't be fully solved within 10 years.
@elonmusk
is a fake, a fraud, and a moron.
Many similarities w/ these two:
-Narcissistic slobs drunk on power
-Asshole megalomaniacal dads
-Both into rockets/zero technical skill
-Don't tolerate dissident media
-Carnival barkers trying to brainwash the public about how great they are
That
@elonmusk
is in a position to sell a fraudulently inflated stock shows the abject failure of law enforcement.
Nearly, and should have, lost control of the fraud over 3 years ago (plus subsequent violations).
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$TSLAQ already knew Musk's "I live in a $50k house" thing was a lie.
If he's willing to lie about things that are so minor, what else is
@elonmusk
lying about?
Elon Musk wants you to believe he lives in a humble home. He doesn't. And he's probably very annoyed to have
@realrobcopeland
detail his attempts to buy another mansion.
@InnocenceCapit1
@Tweetermeyer
@TESLAcharts
Underappreciated scene – Musk smoking dope to bury the news of the chief accounting officer's resignation the next morning. Spent the first 23 years of his career at Seagate, quits $TSLA after a few weeks. Accounting fraud isn't worth it.
Never ends with that fraudster.
$TSLA: Bleeding billions of dollars per quarter in cash
Enron Musk: "Germany isn't doing enough for free speech so I'm shutting this place down. This is the final straw"
Cult Morons: "Wow! The free speech absolutist willing to be less successful to stick up for our freedoms"
Tesla's deal with Baidu isn't new, the mapping data Tesla will collect likely can't leave China, and Full Self Driving can't compete with the more advanced Chinese alternatives.
Important to keep in mind: $TSLA loses money operating in the US per its own admission
$TWTR might be a good pump-and-dump for
@elonmusk
, but his "free speech" BS is a PR cudgel to target a largely untapped political group because he needs more suckers for his Ponzi fraud $TSLAQ
Enron Musk is almost always under the influence of something.
In that cringey idiotic interview with
@andrewrsorkin
, look at all the weird behavior.
Facial tics, sweeping movements of his head, weird neck and shoulder movements, scanning for approval...
@montana_skeptic
@TESLAcharts
Musk has a better set of fairy tales about himself than Milton
- Founded $PYPL (lie)
- Founded $TSLA (lie)
- Runs $SPACEX (lie)
- Engineer (lie)
- Got into Stanford PhD (lie)
- Fake product reveals
- Invests in certain companies that help cultivate the myth further (Neuralink)
@crtrud
@CadeMetz
@nealboudette
Just write in the article that it's a blatant fraud designed to mislead investors and screw consumers into paying $10,000 a crack for a mediocre/buggy L2 system.
It's a multi-billion-dollar consumer fraud and securities fraud to pump $TSLA (plus the accounting fraud angle).