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she/her, 43. Your Queer Jewish Aunt. Cisgender is not a slur. Zionist. No, you don't know what that means.

South Texas
Joined November 2019
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@SouthTexasPansy
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6 months
צֵאתְכֶם לְשָׁלוֹם מַלְאֲכֵי הַשָּׁלוֹם מַלְאָכֵי עֶלְיוֹן My Angel has departed. She passed in her sleep sometime early this morning, as I slept. Adonai blessed me with a year & 7 months with a literal angel & I'm so grateful.
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Gentiles, I am once again begging you to realize that Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah is not a Christmas carol. Please stop making videos of your ten year olds singing it at Christmas services.
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@remembrancermx I've been thinking about this for hours, Yonah. We don't know each other, I only know of you here, but... Don't go to Florida. I keep having this terrible feeling in my gut. My gut's been pretty reliable.
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@Eric__Shunn @CH3RRYMOCHA ... maybe worst life experiences.
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@remembrancermx I honestly don't think it's safe. Who knows how many places are doing this?
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PSA to anyone in FL experiencing a miscarriage: @Publix is NOT a safe place for your misoprostol prescription if you elect for medical management of your miscarriage. 1/
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Do y'all think God designed/created them specifically to ship them? Or did She later realize "Oh! I want these two to kiss"? Like, not "are they soulmates," but did She specifically engineer this relationship for Her amusement.
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@AtomicDarth @Hug_bees In my experience, that'd mean he'd mostly just be giving back to the rich.
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@lilgrapefruits That's also how you can tell all of Jane Austen's novels were written by a man. Eleanor Dashwood never once talked about her period.
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@augustnightride Folks hate femininity, no matter who is absolutely slaying it. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@FraserNabb84558 @FromAerin @chrrrysoda It's not your fault, the whole industry has moved away from them so much it can be hard to find them even if you know about them
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@mobydickenergy If I've ever seen a "cishet men vs everyone else test," it's this.
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@punished_cait Also - one run through a dishwasher won't do that to a seasoned pan. He's trying to create drama. Does he think he's being funny? ls that what rich folks think is funny?
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@gothspiderbitch If this happened to me, no one would be able to tell me anything for a decade
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Y'all wanna do the "what was your first Good Omens meme you saved" thing to celebrate?
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Happy Good Omens TV anniversary day 💙😇😈💙 Wow it’s been four years.
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@rabbiisa SERIOUSLY. These are invariably the same people now calling Queer folks "groomers" for existing. Y'ALL KEEP MAKING YOUR KIDS SING ABOUT SEX.
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@jusdcanneberge "Feminization" is generally what they use when describing a profession that suddenly has less pay & respect.
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@notstupidgaycat And they genuinely like their kids.
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@thefemiurge I love that instead of appreciating the humorous anecdote folks are offering every jar opening hint known to humanity. /gen It's adorable.
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@Violets4roses Imagine stating that Drew Barrymore should interview women while posting a photo of her interviewing a woman. Maybe you posted the wrong photo? Twitter can get confusing if you have a brand new phone or something.
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@theswordwizard How are you supposed to learn your lines under these conditions? Create your character? I know I read one of them, I think Elizabeth Olsen, saying they sometimes didn't get the script until a few hours before shooting. Just - how?
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@eab2222 @Maladroithe But they get everything except blood over the doorposts. I want the Angel of Death to make sure not to forget them.
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@KatyMontgomerie "I've yet to see any trans woman orgasm the way a woman can." Isn't the old male argument that the female orgasm doesn't exist because "you can't see it" (ie many cis women don't ejaculate)? Isn't there a trope that that's why cis women can "fake it?"
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@jeffbrutlag Indeed. Gay cis men are marrying gay trans men & sometimes having children with them! I know such a couple 💜
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@XSubbieCupcakeX @graceyldn @CowleyThom You *never* give them eye contact! They take it as encouragement!
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@zaxalrie The Pretty Privilege is unmatched, he failed All The Way Up
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@honey_dew_moon I genuinely don't understand how these men find these women. How did this damp Kleenex ever get the nerve to speak to this goddess?
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@SunnyB_stard Michael S: "I think Crowley parks in Aziraphale's garage, if you know what I mean."
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@AlexanderPayton So excited to see your detailed, complete, tested plans for this easy peasy setup.
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@LoveAmuSystem 28 years old and going "old man" on some kids. I hope his life gets better someday, because that is super sad.
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@Eric__Shunn @CH3RRYMOCHA I didn't see a single thing about guys in that list.
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@CowleyThom @XSubbieCupcakeX @graceyldn LOL, no, cat-callers, harassers, & random men on the street, public transportation, or generally out & about.
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@morgan_slay @daisybug42 @CZEdwards @cstross That also happens with aspirin, but everyone should have some on hand in case someone has a stroke. Emergency supplies might expire, it's just part of the system.
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@lingerie_addict @postsecret reposts this fairly often, & I always assume it's true of more than one man on there.
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@thisismewhatevs I remember seeing on here before I had the chance to watch SU Future that it was "pedophilia" & "supported child marriage." Finally got to watch it, &... Folks keep saying media literacy is dead, but really, media literacy is dead.
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@QueenMab87 Moira often has good takes, but she really posted that, and then *this.* That was the whole point. That's precisely why she was invented. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@_alialkhatib @Kajel96536401 They removed the post! But if that's the pebble, YIKES
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@StopTweetingMia I can't understand the folks asking who this is. I'm cis & American & I knew immediately who you're describing. Are these folks living under rocks?
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@abelt__dessler @veriperiberri @IzzzyzzzArt Just out here claiming your pedophilia, eh?
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@timothysnave @DefeyWik @MelissaOng69420 Neither do you, I promise. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@SiftedReality @Mikeggibbs My US doctor : "Never leave a loved one alone in a hospital. I don't want you to ever be alone in a hospital. Call me as soon as you are admitted. Keep a friend with you at all times."
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For anyone who's interested in how this wonderful, odd song came to be so ubiquitous, there's a great book.
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@JessPected Oh, God. This is exactly how my father kept my mother in a terrible marriage for twenty years. I pray she got full custody.
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@marieberd I've often wondered if that plot point from Outlander makes sense to readers/viewers younger than 35 or so.
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@caranthirs It's honestly the only just way this can end.
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@Maladroithe @bythestedeside I'd take my dog & my little brother somewhere safe & never speak to those people again. If little bro wouldn't come, just let him know when he's ready, I'll come get him.
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@SunnyB_stard I quote this bit & laugh out loud everyday.
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@RevBobIerien When you've decided the marriage will end badly before it starts 😂😂😂
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@MioMaestro1 Oh, I know. I've heard it. I've heard Christians use the phrase "Jesus wept" to express mild dismay, & it feels appropriate here.
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@toseeyoucry "I suppose I shouldn't say thank you"
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@Devon_OnEarth Wait, please tell us the joke about the dog. I'm only here for dog content to start with.
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@SiO2moyer @oldenoughtosay You'd have to do a fairly surface reading to come away with that interpretation.
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@QueerlyHazel Which honestly made total sense to me, but all my friends dismissed as just "a gross joke men make." Guess what? Genderqueer. Neither of us had access to the language we needed back then, but he was certainly right. He kept saying "I'm not really aan, I don't know what I am."
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@ellle_em First gyno I ever saw tested my iron levels. She was awful overall, but thank God she did that. "Ummm... Apparently your body must be really good at using iron very frugally, because you have, like, none, but you're still alive & walking around." 😂
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@earthisalibra He's the sexiest sofa ever, tho.
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@bronzeageshawty So... You have a disgust fetish? That's cool.
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@crrrowley Tracey would seduce Shax, gently. She'd introduce Shax to the pleasures of Earth, from tea to orgasms. Then she'd break out the leather pinny & Shax would be forever lost to Hell. Never going back.
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@QueerThassie I knew there had to be a good Python. He's the chosen one!
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@RoseSchmits @bot_roz @doublehelix @midnight_pals Here'ssss a letter from my lawyer. He ssssaysssss if you provide examplessss I can sssue you. Alssso if you don't provide examplessss.
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@_celia_bedelia_ They're so bad at this you'd think it was sex.
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@Jesalynlee I don't call anyone savior. I'm not sure what you're saying here. People "can" sing whatever they want. They shouldn't. Those kids will grow up, watch the videos their parents posted of them singing about sex, & be mortified.
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@adrn_ls @__itsMatty Can't arrest yourself or your best friend.
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@azirafeII As a former professor- it's not the weirdest thing they've gotten. Now that you also sent the project, it's all good.
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@Sarah_Colero No, it's not. It can be a symptom of brain damage. It can also be a symptom of a hundred other things.
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@ReignOfApril Is... is she carrying *the Moon?!*
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@Ranting_Trans Took me about five seconds, which is entirely too long, but I did bust out laughing 🤣
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@SiO2moyer @oldenoughtosay Thanks for the condescending explanation of how literacy analysis works. I actually have an MA in that. That's why I referenced a "surface reading." Because I know one can do different readings & interpretations.
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@hiimbobbi Chernobyl, but it wasn't historical yet. American slavery in general.
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@thegothbae @XiranJayZhao Dear God, please let this be poorly written sarcasm.
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@toseeyoucry "Hard on the buttocks."
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@thebookseller Love that for her.
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@QueerlyHazel This shit is so infuriating. I was 23 when I met the first "man" I was ever attracted to, back in 2003. It sent me into a bit of an emotional tailspin, for sure. He said "I dunno, maybe it's cause I'm some kind of lesbian trapped in a man's body."
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@elvisthecatlady @evilbrownautist @bimbodrool Yeah, PayPal is excellent about this sort of thing. I bet if you contact them directly you'll have a new one by the end of the week.
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Crowley trying to help fem!Aziraphale
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@standupstapler @KatenCheyenne @latkedelrey Or adjacent to one who's already a member. I had a student once who excitedly told me about her induction into her late father's Masons women's auxiliary group.
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@BernieC36170946 @NatButterflies @JonesHospodTX @TexasDPS1 Oh, good, lots of numbers user name guy has a screenshot of Google results. Not even a SS of the actual @TexasTribune article. The Google results.
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@OkieSpaceQueen One of my closest friends "came up with" this idea when we were undergrads. (I gently rained on that parade, among many others.) That was 20 years ago. Maybe it's a phase a certain type of man has to go through.
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@gymmath2 @chescaleigh @oceanspinach @fullelven Rich folks famously have one residence.
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@Nerdcake78 I think he has no idea why he fell. But you have to have a reason, right? So you make one up to suit the moment. You don't even know you're doing it.
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@mizanyx @StopTweetingMia @Darth_Yagami You will, of course, be donating to the fundraiser to make @StopTweetingMia 's movie. After all, it's not that hard.
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@pabrocb @NvincbleSummer @Halaylah This is also true of early colonial America. You need those kids to bulk up the population, what's a few weeks or months? 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@AidanCTweets I genuinely wonder what her wife thinks about it. Will this finally be the thing that breaks her patience with her wife joining this cult? I hope for her & their child's sake it is.
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@QueerlyHazel *not really a man. These kids with their easy access to online queer communities and resources have no idea what it's like to not have that.
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#SynagogueChairDuties include keeping your congregation safe in every way you can: Listening to your security committee, attending security webinars, staying up to date on threats, & building a CR box to reduce the risk of viral infection during the HHD.
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@Fly_Cuttlefish @BlakeMMurdoch That was my first reaction. I thought we were at least 150 years into "don't go to school with head lice."
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@rabbiisa My five year old nephew singing "She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy" in the car back in '99? Weird, uncomfortable, but adorable. This? Ew.
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@thefatdoctoruk Disabled people definitely do this, tho, to those of us with invisible disabilities.
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@vinn_ayy I hope you get echolocation from it like they do!
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@thewarmvoid "What medical condition does he even have?!" Right, because it's a brilliant idea for intersex or trans people to be really really specific about their medical conditions on Elmo's Twitter in the current environment. They really feel you owe them that. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@officialhambly @JaqFonte @DrJenGunter I love this. Folks getting mad on behalf of a long dead man who has nothing to do with it. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@morgan_slay @daisybug42 @CZEdwards @cstross I meant a heart attack, I don't know why I said stroke.
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@puppetmotel @bibicosplays That's what I got my tattoo to remind me of, daily.
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@RoseSchmits I mean, the whole GC movement is built on antisemitism, the questions have all been answered.
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@_Datbmo_ @Olas_Truth Oh, yes. My 1st rheumatologist: "Look, you're just fat & lazy, that's all." My 2nd rheumatologist: "he looked at *these* lab results & said that instead of telling you that you have lupus?!?! I've been saying he should be retired for years..."
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Fuck this absolute bullshit. You know who introduced me to the term "brain fog?" My (chronically ill) rheumatologist. People are going to be ableist no matter what words you use. Doesn't mean you have to be ableist to other patients.
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FATIGUE + BRAIN FOG must be banned from patient vocabulary. Please do not use these words, esp if you have reach and influence. Maybe we should have a campaign about the minimising language. All the public hears is “tired” and “a bit groggy like when you have a hangover”.
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@bendon82 @ArmandDoma Do you have any idea why it was located there, or are you just barking at the wind?
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@loraloralaura @KatyMontgomerie As a Jew, I'm going to need you to stop. Nazis also persecuted trans individuals, including trans Jews.
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@haIadriel I keep scrolling, but I'm not finding
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@clapifyoulikeme HI. The Hawaiians have told us to stay away. Seems like a reasonable request.
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