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Mike Lahr

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nerdy homo in MPLS. d&d player and DM. lover of books, board games/TTRPGs, pastries, and cats. lots of retweets. he/him. 🌈

Minneapolis, MN
Joined September 2012
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4 years
@RedCross If gays could donate blood, you guys would have had me donating my O - negative blood for years now. Get the @US_FDA to change their archaic nonsensical rules.
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@benshapiro She wasn’t canceled. She faced consequences for making hateful statements, and was fired by a private company.
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4 years
@RedCross You test the blood. You shouldn’t mandate that we be celibate in order to donate. This is nonsensical and discriminatory.
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5 years
@karentravers Why do we waste time covering his rallies?
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2 years
@Joshuajered You meant to say “Albuquerque police burned a child alive.”
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3 years
@nytimes Killed a domestic terrorist. Fixed that for you.
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5 years
@bdomenech You really don’t know how to apologize, do you?
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@NBCNews This isn't a both sides issue. Stop saying that it is.
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@CamCron @sprdprsam The Avengers are cops.
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5 years
@inkolloart Wow. That's incredibly insensitive.
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@ScottAdamsSays How’d this work out for you? Still alive?
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@misterjench Billy Eichner
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@Jahana @stoddporter @jamiedupree *narrator voice* he doesn't.
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5 years
@AaronBlake Have you been here? Most of us are kind and accepting. The lions inside the stadium are not. But they do not speak for the rest of us.
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3 years
@ThaddeusStrange @lionel_trolling She did that shit on purpose, for attention and clicks and retweets and to cause outrage, so that she can say “oh I was just waving, the liberals are coming after me for no reason!”
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2 years
@axios There is literally 0 evidence of this.
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@BoundingComics You’re doing a great job of marketing this film! Very excited to see it!
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@byelacey @TwinCitiesGeeks Sexy meme lady doing calculations
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5 years
@ChatByCC @realDonaldTrump Regardless of if he is president, he needs to pay his bills. That means paying for the police officers that will be working overtime while he is here. That is his responsibility.
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@louisvirtel That was me with No Doubt’s “Tragic Kingdom.”
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5 years
@GOPChairwoman @GOP Your party let the deficit balloon to $1trillion. I don't think you're allowed to talk about "fiscal responsibility any more.
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3 years
@bader_diedrich Tina Fey’s writing is always amazing
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3 years
@eshap @RepMoBrooks @FBI Hey @FBI here’s your man. @GOPLeader you should ask this man to resign.
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5 years
@TomZohar "Would yeh like some poppers, 'Arry?"
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5 years
@dcwoodruff @jpbrammer Does Lorne Michaels owe Jeff Bezos money or something?
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@louisvirtel Margot Robbie’s Oscar win will be for this picture.
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@ataxiwardance @ChrisDStedman He’s got a vibe that the elderly Fox viewers could relate to, like he’s their gay grandson whose husband they still refer to as “his friend”
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2 years
@AndrewFeinberg @FLOTUS It’s really gross to announce this on the first day of gay pride month.
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5 years
@bearcubcity With that 🍑? Tell him everything!
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5 years
@TVietor08 The bf and I REALLY want to go on one. Those damn PBS commercials got me hooked.
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5 years
@nytimes Hey @LindseyGrahamSC @GOPLeader @senatemajldr you guys still ok with all of this? I assume you are.
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5 years
Hey @ChrisPerkinsDnD @JeremyECrawford does an instrument like an accordion exist in the Forgotten Realms? I’m trying to plan out my halfling bard for Descent and think that’d be a fun instrument to play 😁 #dnd
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3 years
@thekjohnston Well now that I’ve had a good cry, I’m going to go donate to that lady’s organization
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3 years
@nbcsnl Jesus Christ, @nbcsnl , it’s 2021. Get a fucking clue.
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5 years
@DanielStrauss4 Someone at campaign @amyklobuchar is making weird moves...
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3 years
@washingtonpost Let’s not let a war criminal tell us what is a mistake, ok?
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5 years
@BuckSexton I don’t think you’re watching the same hearing as the rest of the country.
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3 years
@briantylercohen I hate her and Manchin SO MUCH.
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@washingtonpost Says the single man in the fancy golden gown...
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2 years
@kylegriffin1 @NBCNews He’s just kicking it down the road until after midterms. They don’t want to piss off either side by making a choice, because they don’t want to lose any more votes.
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6 years
@Yamiche Thank you for your hard work. You do great reporting, and you don't deserve to be treated in the way that the president treated you.
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3 years
@oureric They probably had some great burned CDs though
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5 years
@FLOTUS Isn't it a national security risk to be posting images from inside Marine 1?
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3 years
@GovTimWalz Finally you address this. It is unacceptable what your state patrol and police have been doing, both to members of the media as well as to citizens attempting to exert their right to protest.
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5 years
@NBCOUT Oh good, so that means we will stop allying with the Saudis?
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2 years
@nbc This is just a terrible watered down hillbilly version of #Eurovision
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3 years
@washingtonpost It really doesn’t. The media is just thirsty for drama, so they’re harassing a private citizen and mining his life for stories.
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@dannybarefoot Read some history about Stonewall.
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2 years
@washingtonpost Lawyers like to get paid, and they also like their client to keep their mouth shut. Trump will do neither of those things.
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2 years
@theprincedylan @AlexHamilton_88 It looks like the cover art for a Sean Cody group scene
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5 years
@feistyfrank The bulb on the counter 😂
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4 years
@XRufio @rgay I feel like Ace of Base wrote about this mythological predicament in the seminal classic “Don’t Turn Around”
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@ToddKenreck @Marisha_Ray “Please identify which image is a street sign and also think about if what you’re about to say is kind”
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