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@kendallbaker "I was homeschooled, by my mom" "You get good grades?" "No, she wasn't very smart"🤣

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@TheMcKenziest Banks haven't crashed the housing market and the economy since 2008, they must be so bored

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@radleybalko "I’m nervous to ever call the police again, that's for sure," Hight said. "I expected him to come for my protection and instead I was the victim." Hard way to find out this important life lesson. Don't. Talk. To. The. Police.

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@ninaturner Try rolling up to the bank to pay the mortgage like this

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5 months

@kyledcheney Notice that Trump, yet again, never lifted a finger to help him.

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4 years

@MSNBC So when he ordered Federal thugs to fire teargas and rubber bullets at people here in Portland, he had absolutely no authority. When will he be arrested?

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11 months

@RobDenBleyker Doesn't the theatre have booster seats for children?

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2 years

@ZTPetrizzo Here's an antifa vehicle, and some antifa troops, battling fascism

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@MorePerfectUS Capitalism isn't working for the working class.

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@fidmart85 He didn't answer any of the English language questions either, though.

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@Sam201810 @ColbyItkowitz Make sure he owns land before speaking to him, he doesn't have a say in 1776 if he isn't landed gentry.

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@Tim_Tweeted Cops EVERYWHERE are like this.

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@MeidasTouch

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@TwitterSafety I routinely report several accounts that threaten to murder people on a daily basis. You do nothing about them. Why?

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@kloepup @Imposter_Edits Derek Chauvin murdered George Floyd in broad daylight, and yet not a single thing has changed. Cops have no accountability of any kind.

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@Schankopotamus @JohnFetterman Then there's absolutely no harm in raising it to $15.

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2 years

@JamalBackAgain Get back to us next week once you've gotten settled in

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@NickAdamsinUSA Nineteen children in Uvalde are being buried because of an AR-15.

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@RightWingCope Christianity and Nazis, together again, and again, and again and again.

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@HMadeMommy @GovAbbott Why are you thanking him for helping spread the coronavirus?

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@lindathomas102 @MattWalshBlog For...dancing?

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@TelegraphWorld It's a tragedy that Henry Kissinger hasn't been in prison for the last 50 years.

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@AOC I'm worth $28 of Taco Bell, feeling pretty good about that

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@MSTODAYnews Incredibly racist. And funded by blue states, because Mississippi, continually, cannot take care of itself and exists only as a welfare state, constantly taking and taking, always needing more.

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@CNN

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@RightWingCope Literally everyone has an "all gender" bathroom in their house or apartment.

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@LegioVia @steinkobbe @GameMasterPOW Yo check out this very practical, real thing that really already exists.

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2 years

@endorito @patiencezalanga We live in a fascist police state run by corporations. The mythology of America is cute and it's very pervasive.

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3 years

@EmeraldRobinson Uh your religion is based around the concept of a virgin giving birth but tell us more about what makes sense

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@theliamnissan Roses are red Violets are blue Elon Musk sucks And the Cybertruck too

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@realTuckFrumper Social Security and Medicare are there for retired people. Republicans want elderly people to work until they die.

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3 years

@david_schuman @WCCO "Just obey all cop orders at all times," bootlickers squawk. *Obeys curfew order, stays home, gets teargassed

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@nytimes Henry Kissinger is still alive and unprosecuted for his numerous war crimes. The indiscriminate bombing, poisoning, and murder of Laotians and Cambodians has been widely documented for decades.

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@smokinjoe2122 @NBCNews No? You keep re-electing Ron Johnson.

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@DanAlexander21 Hope it's seized and turned into transitional housing for asylum seekers

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@hedkickboy @ConSelfOwns Huntington Beach is the most racist city in California. Their cops are absolutely white supremacists.

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@Jeffrius @HeartlandSignal Yes, and the military can have as many billions of dollars as we can shovel at it, with no questions asked, no oversight, no accountability, nobody can ever ask "BUT WHERE DOES THE MONEY COME FROM???"

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@HemlockWhiskey @davenewworld_2 7.25 isn't a liveable wage anywhere. Anyone would rather try to make ends meet on $18 an hour than the pathetic minimum wage Republican states offer. Point is that paying people a decent wage won't make your burger cost $25. Sorry you missed the point.

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@jckuhl87 @ChristnNitemare So is the Bible.

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@sahilkapur @MSNBC @VP Once again, every single Republican voted against the interests of the American people. There are no Republicans with any integrity.

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@ISeeYouMotel6 @thinks_hannah @Cleavon_MD @SpeakerPelosi @FBI @theknot Heil Hibiscus? Mein Carnation

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@Coopsage @atrupar No, you won't hear a single thing about what Honduras and Nicaragua are like, or how decades of US policy has led to the dire situation there.

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@lowpolyanimals I bought a Playstation based on how awesome the graphics were and how realistic and terrifying the T-Rex attack was. I loved it. But it did look like this.

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@NvSloth @fuckyouiquit Right on. The casinos can easily afford to pay their employees.

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2 years

@betsygquammen @KeithOlbermann So, 6 bags and Heidi?

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@cynicalzoomer Wait till he finds out Chuck Palahniuk is a gay liberal from Portland

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@ZacaryWITHnoH Parks and Rec! (Pretend Mark never existed, like the show does)

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2 years

@sq11961 @CliffYaffe @TristanSnell Sirius XM buys ad space on Tucker Carlson and other Fox News shows. I'm letting my free trial expire next week.

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3 years

@rizukun_ @cal50 "Am I gonna get better, doc? "NEIGH!" ....I'll see myself out

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@BFriedmanDC Every Republican should have this video shoved in their face every day for the rest of their lives.

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@TheRealAndrew_ I turn Chuck Todd off every single time. Occasionally he worms his way onto someone else's show, and then I turn that off too.

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@laurenboebert So you finally realized keeping all your guns out in your "office" with all the books you've never read, where your kids could get hold of them was a bad idea?

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3 years

@ProjectLincoln They Might Be Fascists

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@sahilkapur The only safe thing to do is to never vote for ANY Republican.

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2 years

@realbigtastybig @charliekirk11 They should have followed the law

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@Imposter_Edits The cop knew he would get away with murder. They always do, with VERY few exceptions.

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2 years

@visegrad24 Russians are very clumsy. Always falling out of windows and such.

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@washingtonpost So, once again, the cops refused to provide any medical aid. Every one of them did nothing. "Bad apples," each and every one.

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@barstoolsports This guy looks a lot like Penn State QB Chad Powers.

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@Prof_Steiner @TheRightCant Also she play a video game, very boy things!

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@nytimes I love her

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6 months

@PoliticalSeth @esjesjesj Why was there even a "Ten Commandments" in the courthouse steps? I'm so confused

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@elonmusk I've seen zero people who are willing to pay $8 a month for a useless checkmark. You're obviously upset that you wasted $44 BILLION on this glorified message board, and it's wild that you seem to have never taken a second to think about how to make money from Twitter.

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3 years

@squidinkydink @Devereaux_RBW Then spin around 4 times and tie an onion to your belt

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@JohnDiesattheEn The world would be a better place if Facebook never existed.

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@SamTLevin Cop was tired of beating his wife so he found a different woman to victimize.

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@UnionDrip Ah, yes, the good ole company store. One day they'll be able to pay the peasants with company scrip again.

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1 year

@RepBoebert Taking credit for something you voted against. You are a liar and a hypocrite. Everyone in that picture should have spit at you.

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@benshapiro Every day I wake up happy that I'm not a fragile snowflake like Ben Shapiro. You are incredibly weak. Try being a man.

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2 years

@israel_mid_ru @kann_news @haaretzcom @mfa_russia @simonwiesenthal @gk_russia_haifa YOU BLEW UP A HOSPITAL

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@RetroSetJoe @s8n He worked a part time job in the summer to pay for college and graduated with no debt, then immediately got a job for life

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@RBReich Because Republicans said "REGULATION BAD!" and then screeched that internet security isn't infrastructure. Truth is, Republicans prefer Russia, and they like when Americans are attacked. They did absolutely nothing about Putin offering bounties on our troops under Trump.

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@georgemunro @crazykarens She and her brother are very proud of their son!!!

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@marklevinshow Your friend covered up numerous rapes. He was not a good person. Neither are you.

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@KyivPost Perfectly normal, the bridge fell out of a window

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@LAist So...like...you can't fix a flat tire at the park...?

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@BadVaccineTakes And then a bald eagle landed on his shoulder and screeched the word, "freedom" to the assembled masses, and everyone wept.

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@Deadasfak @drmistercody Don't even need to learn parallel parking, you can just strafe right into the space sideways

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@joeywreck Once worked in the medical field and had a job interview for a company who were being very mysterious about who they were and what the job even was. Turned out they expected me to try and collect on ambulance bills. I walked right out.

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@realTuckFrumper Mediocre white man whines about exceptional black woman

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@VinylSkinSuit @OHelp_Me_Rhonda @polishXcellence It came out that the doors were not locked, and in fact don't even lock from the inside. Chief Coward Arredondo lied about needing keys while his community's children were being massacred. Then you can see only one guy even went a little way down the hallway, then runs away.

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@FoxNews Will you be telling your viewers that, no, they in fact CAN'T go out and hunt and murder people?

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@KarenSc41074148 @ABC You're coming from a place where you think Republicans are doing any of this with honesty or concern for election integrity. They aren't. They don't want Black people to vote. That's it.

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@artcrimeprof This should be the ad for rice, you should see this guy on every bag of rice you ever buy. This guy rules.

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@thethirdhan Now that is important

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@LittleKelch @ksorbs It's yet another pagan holiday that Christians adapted. You should know this as an adult. Pretty embarrassing for you.

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@punished_cait Some racist Karens in my neighborhood were going insane over two Latino men driving a car around on a Sunday afternoon. In broad daylight on public streets. It was a man teaching his son how to drive stick shift.

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@mswain13 @RonFilipkowski Why? If they just loaf around for an hour while kids are being murdered, that doesn't require any level of fitness.

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@fuckyouiquit We are throwing you the bare minimum of scraps that we are legally required to! Be grateful!!

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@supportingassad @SamRamani2 Any real proof you aren't a Russian bot?

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@MikeDrucker My co-worker was farting on about this when he learned that his orange god was raided. He thought I would be upset if Hunter Biden's laptop was, something-something. I said anyone who committed a crime should be prosecuted, and he agreed with that, while storming away 🤣 🤡

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@eve_gaige @Imposter_Edits When have cops ever been accountable? I don't remember a time.

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1 year

@realTuckFrumper We should cut off all federal funding to Texas, since they no longer support our Constitution.

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@cowrabbit88 @JackPosobiec She raised more than $5 million for Texas during the severe cold. She has more than covered the value of her salary, many times over. Unlike literally every elected Texas Republican, who did absolutely nothing for their own constituents.

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@realTuckFrumper He paid her, there are receipts, and Michael Cohen was convicted in a court of law and went to jail for the payment.

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