Jeff Schroeder | haxx @SEJeff Twitter profile

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@SEJeff

5 years

My motto going forward: Move fast and make stuff, unit test, don’t break stuff!

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2 years

@__apf__ I just shared this yesterday on Facecrack. Glad to see you’re living it. So beautiful

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@XtinaGeorgia @CSMFHT

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@MuellerSheWrote Attending these sorts of things is ok, but in uniform is against DoD guidance and the UCMJ. If they’re active duty or reservist marines they’re risking reprimand or court martial. The guidance is crystal clear.

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@HAv2RtrnVdeoTps Veterans also lack qualified immunity, unlike the police. I’m a vet and this is murder.

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@DasRgen4 Imagine 9 flight worthy SU-57 airframes 🤣

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Nevertheless, she persisted #BravoMasha

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@JimSwiftDC @MollyJongFast These founding fathers have words on that

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@BasedBeffJezos @WholeMarsBlog

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Peak @reddit with fresh prince jokes

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@3YearLetterman “Senator Breitbart” is one of your better ones coach. She definitely financed that waterbed.

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@Madisonkanna Senior engineers have failed a lot more times.

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"If you do not meet these four requirements for an alert I dont give a shit. Send me an email, not a page" @alicegoldfuss #monitorama

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@Billbrowder SpaceX geofences Starlink so that it doesn’t work in Russian controlled areas. The Ukrainians pushed forward too fast and SpaceX didn’t have time to update the geofencing because it wasn’t public that Ukraine controlled the area. Please don’t spread misinformation @Billbrowder

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@MCFvalidator @EricTrump Also zero of those funds have been touched. They’re only for humanitarian use and have someone ensuring that’s their use.

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6 years

Finally got a chance to sit down and finish Red Notice from @Billbrowder . Thank you Mr Browder for being brave enough to fight this fight and share your story. It helps show us what we (the west) are up against. May we eventually pass Magnitsky Act laws everywhere

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1 year

@NoContextBrits Alo!

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3 years

@mamsterla @mattyglesias There was a study that showed IVM as effective vs Covid. That study was what did it. The study was retracted for falsification of all of the data, but that didn’t stop the crazies

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@JNealOnTrumpet @Delavegalaw Article about this:

Serena Williams and daughter photos melt hearts

Watch out tennis world, Serena Williams’ daughter is coming for her mum’s crown.

www.couriermail.com.au

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@twistopherrobin @JeremyCliffe @peterpomeranzev Huh? America has given an enormous amount of supplies and weaponry. The only place that comes close to American support of Ukraine is Poland. We literally created a special drone explicitly for this war (Phoenix Ghost) and started mass producing them.

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@Heathfeath45 @BradMossEsq This is a civil case against breaking NY state statutes. SCOTUS likely has no jurisdiction over NY state law unless the supremacy clause is relevant.

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@0xTib3rius Not escaping the SQL is sloppy, but the router protects you from injection of non-ints. This is code smell though. In bigger apps someone could later come and refactor it, and mess up the route or change it, introducing a bug. the sqlite module makes this easy to do more safely.

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@esjesjesj @MuellerSheWrote They literally wrote a whole album about how much they hated GW Bush called “American Idiot”, and the song really slaps.

Green Day - American Idiot [Official Music Video]

Watch the official music video for American Idiot by Green Day from the album American Idiot.🔔 Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/GreenDay/...

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@jessfraz We upped the fan speed to allow clocking up cpus in a datacenter at a previous job. Our datacenter team was freaking out because all of the sudden we were getting a dozen+ failed drives per day. It was causing the racks to vibrate and was utterly thrashing the spinning rust.

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@MachtSchneller Yore right Macha. This is the correct geography.

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@JayinKyiv So many sunflowers will grow. So many…

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@UpdatingOnRome Caesar: how about trial by combat? Senate: wat? Caesar: brings legion over the Rubicon

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@GloOouD And most importantly, UKR knows there is now a gap in those areas and can just send in more UAVs / Loitering Munitions.

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@abh1984 @b_ofrights @ChiefCovfefe @vanek_jen @arabnhorse1 @Spicerlies @lauferlaw @OStellaStella @20committee @funder @TeaPainUSA @TrueFactsStated @counterchekist @kylegriffin1 @LouiseMensch Then and now... Country before party. We are playing for keeps this time. #TeamPatriot

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@ThrustWR Reminds me of the incident where UAF used a MICLIC mine clearing charge on a building housing a platoon of (alleged) Spetsnaz. Definitely not the intended use of that ordinance.

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@ChefReactions A cousin once brought broccoli casserole and used cheese whiz for the cheese. She swore it was her grandma’s recipe and everyone just noped out of there

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@MuellerSheWrote My wife and I voted early for #KYGOV as we’ve been in Europe the past few weeks. Happy to have done our part for putting @AndyBeshearKY over the top.

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@secretsqrl123 But they’ve deployed the Rosvgardia (aka national guard / praetorian guard) to Ukraine. Look at the utter decimation of the SOBR Spetsnaz units in the battle of Irpin (3 survived out of 80) and in Vuhledar.

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@TonyTwo_Times @Flash_news_ua Ukraine is getting the M1A1 SA variant which weighs 67.6 tons per That’s more than the challenger 2’s 61 tons.

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@scanlz @JayinKyiv His daughter was in a car he was supposed to be in and was just assassinated. This happened in Moscow!

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2 years

@ConorRyan_93 @donwinslow

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@Snakeeater36 You’re probably too young to remember, but the Nick Berg incident was one of my first combat missions. We got there about 45 minutes too late. It’s gonna be really bad. There will no winners, but a lot of lives lost.

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@jessfox12 @betterchemicals @catmss24 @SheRatesDogs Let them all burn. I say this as a 36 year old male. Their time is past.

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@neal_katyal @goldenglobes Velvet suit? Killing it buddy.

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@CombatCavScout Russia is mostly all bark. Remember when turkey shot down one of their planes? What did they do to turkey? 🦗

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6 years

This one didn’t age well. Rep Jordan: Resign

Rep. Jim Jordan

@Jim_Jordan

6 years

Thank you to the former wrestlers who came out to support me today.

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@WarMonitors Generally happens the most when you have inexperienced troops with fully automatic weapons. On a US .50 BMG, you’re taught 6-9 round bursts generally. More accurate firing results in less bullets used as well.

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@Gabriel88468049 @oryxspioenkop They’re one of only 9 nato members who spend >=2% GDP on defense. Their gdp has grown for the past 28 years in a row. They’ll fund it by cutting fluff. Russia is a real threat and they’re not going to allow another Kaytn massacre. Si vis pacem, para bellum

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9 months

@oryxspioenkop Meanwhile Poland spends 5%+ of gdp on rearming with modern western and Korean weaponry…

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@piracha_a @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Yes. The law is called the Uniformed Code of Military Justice. It only applies to US Armed Forces. This is explicitly “illegal” under the UCMJ. See: .

UCMJ Article 134: Adultery — Crisp and Associates, LLC - Harrisburg Criminal Defense Attorneys

Adultery in the military is addressed under Article 134 of the UCMJ, also known as the “General Article,” which is a list of prohibited conduct that is of a nature to bring discredit upon the armed...

www.mymilitarylawyers.com

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@TrentTelenko This post is totally bogus. Not having a Kevlar (helmet) allegedly for a few years after deployment? You’d get chewed up and spit out by command. There is absolutely no way this is true. Source: am a US Army combat veteran and had to go through the cifs dance myself.

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@JulieChangRE Also correct me if I’m wrong here, but don’t you explicitly *want* day old rice to make fried rice for that perfect consistency?

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@jurutha @edokeefe @rolandsmartin @marwilliamson I’m sure they were all crystal clear

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Kevin Bowers sped up ED25519 and SHA256/SHA512 code that can be used by all of crypto and folks still dunk on Solana as a project and network. There’s some crazies out there:

Breakpoint 2023: High performance computing for crypto

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5 months

@HeroDividend Nice troll. Well done engagement trap

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3 years

@besf0rt @NoahShachtman Fox had it too:

Multiple intelligence streams suggest Russians paying bounties for US troops, Trump not briefed:...

Multiple intelligence threat streams indicated Russian intelligence operatives offered bounties to Taliban-linked militants to kill U.S. troops, but while the National Security Council met recently...

www.foxnews.com

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3 years

@missoularedhead Reply with only this and no words.

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@SEJeff

7 years

A list of most of @vysecurity 's Red Teaming tips for white hat / haxx0rs. Sage advice #whitehat #infosec

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5 years

@tedlieu @realDonaldTrump Senator Lieu, I think I the important question you should ask is, “Why does Jared Kushner still have a security clearance?”

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@ShakesFirst

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@JoJoFromJerz @Susan_Hennessey @TedraCobb #ETTD

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@KNDmex @neal_katyal Dereliction of Duty is a military thing. Congress doesn’t fall under the DoD and is not beholden to Uniformed Code of Military Justice, so while they are derelict, it isn’t illegal for them to be. Source: I’m an Army Vet

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@SEJeff

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11 years, 7 months, and 27 days ago, my wife and I moved from Los Angeles to Chicago for me to start a career at Jump Trading. It’s been an amazing ride with Jump and Jump Crypto. Today is my last day and now I’m at @asymmetric_re finding all the bugs and keeping web3 communities

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@HumansNoContext

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@Snakeeater36 @full_spectr0m2 Greetings fellow Americans, I hear you need some security assistance.

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“Solana today is the highest performance blockchain in the world. Firedancer is going to bring Solana to maximum performance.” - @DanPaul000 #Breakpoint2023

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@WarMonitors

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@thespybrief

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@NUCLRGOLF And to think if the driver had simply turned into it they’d probably not have smashed the roof.

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5 years

If there were glasses on her I’d swear this was @jessfraz :)

poorly drawn lines

@PDLComics

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keeps you going

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@wokeluisa @RVAwonk Kneeling isn’t disrespectful of our troops, but an expression of ones constitutional right to free speech, which we fight for. Saying it should be outlawed is fascism. It isn’t rocket science to realize which side prez 45 is batting for. Source: I’m a veteran.

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@hdevalence Most of the babies that needed these were medically issued a Pulseoximeter. The difference between the Owlette and medically issued pulseox was how poorly the pulseox fits on an infant and how it keeps the parents up all night by going off ever single time the baby barely moves.

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@Angry_Staffer And those crimes almost hit their statute of limitations I believe, so they likely have more for superseding indictments should that be necessary.

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@FreeUkraine91 @secretsqrl123 The college kid from Lebanon is starting to realize maybe Russia isn’t the side with the good guys?

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@WarMonitor3 My great uncle was a bombadier in WWII and his operational flight log shows missions all over both Germany and Normandy. He helped soften up hard points prior to the invasion by allied forces. I walked those beaches today. We must remember, lest we forget.

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@philiplaureano @secretsqrl123 Kropiva is what you’re describing and from what I’ve read, it’s a step up from the FBCB2 I used in Iraq as a US soldier.

How Ukraine turns cheap tablets into lethal weapons

Army SOS, an activist-led NGO, converts Android-based tablets into smart units with automated precision guidance.

www.aljazeera.com

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@merror92 @WarFrontline Them and what army?

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@saud_janjua13 @MOSSADil

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@castrojo Admittedly, as a KDE user, does their opinion even matter?

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@pepeppepppepep Hey now! I’m an American and have a fast soup heater. It even uses freedom units for temperature. How else can you make this very authentic Japanese 25 cent ramen noodle packs?

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@UpdatingOnRome Yeah because the Lochness monster, Baba Yaga, Basilisk, Kelpies, and Werewolves totally don’t come from Europe, oh…

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@stillgray @BillyM2k Sometimes men are very aggressive to women for their number and don’t take no for an answer. Because overtly saying no works for you doesn’t mean it works for everyone. This happened to my sister recently.

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@ridham_hiragar @Cowcumber @AHome4Electrons @m3ta9mm @elonmusk I’m as big an Elon fanboi as it comes (and own a Model 3), but gates is curing malaria and aids. Buffet is donating all of his money to charity. He’s not the only good billionaire

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@Meghann_MT @RightNYourFeels Ummm what? Operation Gothic Serpent was as real as Operation Iraqi Freedom. There is a local medevac pilot here who’s a former 160th “night stalker” pilot who lost friends that day. I e seen his DD214. It’s an insult to those lost (I say this as an army veteran) to act like this.

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@JayinKyiv I’m sure turkey is super happy with all of the political capital they torched for that S400 now that they can see how it performs in combat.

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I’ve worked with @KemarTiti for almost three full years before @PythNetwork was even mainnet and we just had the pleasure of meeting him IRL today at #ETHDenver2024 ! He was taller and more French than expected. Such a legend and a world class nice guy. If you don’t know him, you

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@rolandsolartec @AlexBondODUA Definitely not an M2. I was the commander’s M2 gunner in OIF II, and that’s not what I fired. Look at the trigger… an M2 had a butterfly trigger on the rear not a normal rifle trigger. I think it’s some Russian kit.

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1 year

@WarMonitors They should hold a referendum

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4 years

@ErrataRob @SwiftOnSecurity And yet she’s turned into a powerful icon fighting online bullying. It is terrible what she was put through, but she turned it into something for good. @MonicaLewinsky also has some of the sickest burns imaginable

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@flcnhvy Rail can move a whole lot more freight than semis can. It’s unlikely to replace rail in the US. I can’t speak for the EU though

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@Snakeeater36 The saw has mostly been phased out. The 240B and newer stuff is more accurate. We had 240Bs on our fire teams in 2003-2004 / OIF II

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5 years

@codinghorror @b0rk ssh-copy-id user @hostname # does it for on any version of openssh that isn't decades old

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8 years

Ops needs to move closer to the app. Monitor from the inside and built it into the app @kelseyhightower #monitorama

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@d_feldman I work roughly once a week in a local coffee shop where I’ve been going for years and know a ton of folks.

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@emptywheel @kenklippenstein Or Puerto Rico

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@JuliaDavisNews You do a great job @JuliaDavisNews and many of us really appreciate it.

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1 year

@boydvenable @WarMonitors Did Ukraine invade Russia unprovoked? Why should it extend into Ukraine?

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9 months

@AquilaCalpensis @Heroiam_Slava And put the DMZ on the Russian side.

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@Lord_Mandalore @johnwlockwoodiv Dinosaurs in space! Brought to you from the director of sharknado

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@ashleymcnamara What about a python shop that ALSO uses go? Neither solve every problem perfectly. Let’s be pragmatic about our tech. Languages and cli tools are just that, tools we as engineers use to build, destroy, and rebuild. Just because go is right doesn’t always make python wrong.

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@greenjonathon75 @rgoodlaw In front of congress you don’t have to be sworn in. If you’re not sworn in and you lie to Congress it is still a felony.

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@KatNBCBoston Obligatory far side cartoon

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