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@RickLazzarini

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Unprofessional Comedian. Tonic Masculinity. Appreciator of Reality.

The Southland Area
Joined February 2012
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@VonkLevi Paintball guns. Oh my. Help. Police. Murder.
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@SBNation Is Schlappy Mahabowitz the new Blurp Lord, or is he just getting flurf-bombed by Grimshaft?
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@bdbrown473 No keffiyeh today, dear?
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@AnthonyCabassa_ I guess you haven't seen the October 7th videos then.
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@katejsim "It's okay to rape white women. Especially the Jewy ones." -You
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@sentdefender It is Glorious to see the Illegal Occupiers of UCLA defeated!
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@60Minutes @BillWhitakerCBS It was solved 15 years ago.
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@amyliztweets Suddenly a person was bleeding profusely from being stabbed by a wine opener 73 times
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@kurteichenwald @HawleyMO Antimaskers did this? How do people who wear masks get it then?
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@abierkhatib "women's rights event in the Middle East"
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@NBCNews "The “Let's Lynch Negroes” chant has been used for years at KKK events, according to longtime march attendees and Nazi expertss, who said it’s one of many provocative expressions used to regain control of slurs against the close-knit, misunderstood Klan people." -NBC
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@stillgray Airdrop him over Gaza
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@RachelBitecofer Rachel replaced Twinkies with Ding Dongs.
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@SeldenGADawgs @SenLouiseLucas @SusannaSGibson Well, technically...Susanna put out first!
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@Christina4NJ @michelletandler "possible" "potential" "links" =There's nothing fucking there.
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@KristiNoem Will you be doing ads for your Botox and filler doctors? They've plumped you so full you can't even smile fully to show off the dental work you're doing an ad for.
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@Jack_Petocz Said the rich, privileged, sniveling white boy.
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@DavidWolfe This video is DISGUSTING. They didn't show the nuggets being shaped and cooked and dipped into delicious sweet and sour sauce. MISSING CONTEXT.
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@CurtisHouck @gabegutierrez That wriggling eel is coated in slime and you will never be able to pin it down.
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@eyeslasho @MaxNordau They left out the part where the Black Man fired 11 rounds at the officers. First.
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@LibertyCappy Let me add some pepper
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@ossoff Joe Biden with Klansman Robert Byrd (whom he eulogized):
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@DaveAtherton20 @AndrewWJHarding No, she tragcally died of a Middle East father
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@womensmarch Say it with me: PANTOMIME HORSES ARE HORSES. Period!
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@ShaiDavidai @persianjewess @Columbia Cas Holloway (basically): "Well, see the problem is, you're openly Jewish"
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@katieporteroc You thought YOU were the right choice for Californians. You were wrong then and you're wrong now.
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@Jack_Petocz Why aren't you joining your poor, powerless, oppressed brown brethren in Gaza?
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@JebraFaushay She needs to divest herself of the entire range of Little Debbie snack products, first.
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@ChrisDJackson Pupils PINNED
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@JebraFaushay Pro-Tip to have complete protection: Wrap all this in 5 layers of bubble wrap and then don't leave home for any reeason whatsover.
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@michaeljknowles "inalienable". "shall not be infringed". That puts it very simply.
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@jk_rowling "You can cope with vulgar abuse, but don't you dare abuse someone else"-A very smoothbrained hypocrite.
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@TimRunsHisMouth "Look: YOU'RE the bad guy for asking questions about Joes demented lies, okay?"
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@FlashFilmNews Dude sounds like the ultimate Narcissist.
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@HMSPostgradCE "We dont want to offend .75% of people so we'll offend the other 99.25%"
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@ReduxxMag I have yet to see any mass graves from this fantasy trans "extinction".
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@ReutersFacts FACT CHECK: No, it was a White Power hand gesture. I know this because the Media has drummed it into everyone's heads.
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@MaxwellFrostFL How is arson “Climate Change “, dilderp?
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@ImMeme0 The high-pitched soyphaggery!
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@DoniTheDon_ So I just had a heartbreaking convo with my Gardener. CA Law wants to switch over to electric-only blowers and phase out noisy gas ones. The problems are many. Electric batteries and motors are nowhere near as efficient or light weight as the gas powered ones. They are HEAVY-Ass.
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@Scott_Wiener @AGRobBonta It's literally not the Teacher's business. Forcing a parent to find out their kid might be trans from their teacher — even if the kid isn’t ready & even if it puts them at risk of harm — is dangerous & frankly, despicable.
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@HarvardPSC Great video of your assaults on him.
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@ImMeme0 Fat lot of good the National Guard checking people's bags does for those types of attacks.
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@rebelmoon What do you mean "action like never before"? It's all the same recycled Snyder action posing and schtick. Oh look it's another slow motion leap with wind machines while a cg explosion goes off in the backgrZZZzzzzzz
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@kelly_cadigan Dude. Having a woundgina is not an advantage.
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@VonSchalk @BGatesIsaPyscho Yeah, really weird how high voltage and high amperage cables might arc and spark when being violently severed.
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@LucBernard @Sc0rpi0N74 I thought we were supposed to destroy illegal occupiers by any means necessary. Eliminate pro-hamas pukes from the LA River to the Pacific Sea
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@AricToler @sistertoldjah So it's all Laura Dern's fault. I knew it.
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@Slate Sarah Jessica Parker is going to sue you for looking more like a horse than she does
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@AndreaR9Md It's pretty clear that the person with no heart here is you.
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@Zvbear It's an MMA Fight not a Civil Rights March
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@DaveHan06 @NuanceBro Sounds like someone's seeking attention for himself.
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@paulapoundstone "she pleaded guilty to a felony charge of child endangerment, was sentenced to probation and spent six months in a rehab facility." The punchline is: Paula Poundstone.
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@CBHeresy Sounds like the joke where the Bear says: "You're not here for the hunting, are ya?"
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@daralynn13 Earl Robert Hughes, buried in a piano case, won the Guinness Book of World Records award for being the "Not-Thinnest".
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@Red_Pill_US You got this, Rob!
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@jd_daw @umpsid How old were you when you first decided to cheer for plagiarism and fraud?
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@israhirsi @Columbia I hear the weather in Somalia is fine this time of year
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@ONealD2 @Richard_Harambe Like this: Deaths from covid-19 reported yesterday: California: 21 Texas: 0
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@Misfraud When there's more people IN the parade than there are watching it. Kind of parallels the WNBA viewer numbers.
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@catturd2 No, this is the guy who died in March. Not a new hit, just news on what coroner/cops ruled it as: suicide.
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@brhodes How many kids did you and Obama kill in Afghanistan again?
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@daralynn13 "Mmm, babydoll. Tell me about your struggles with diabetes, joint pain, and ankle issues while we fly to Fiji and you overflow into my seat."
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@EricHolder Hey, were you ever held accountable for the death of Brian Terry because of your horrificly stupid "Fast and Furious" scheme? That's one big fat red line you crossed. "Laws and Norms". Which you broke with your obstruction. Sit this one out because you have zero credibility here.
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@TTExulansic "My dick is a forearm skin burrito"
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@FrankMikeDavis1 @RepSherrill The only thing he dismantled was his testosterone level
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@David_Ingram @Enki1561 @stillgray Journalistic Law: If something happened 2 years ago this means it's not happening now. We'll call this the Ingram Effect.
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@ChristineHillCo @ofreacharound @bog_beef Yes, also Roofers need to make their spaces more attractive to women, I hardly ever see women hoisting a huge roll of tar paper up a ladder. And Pipeline workers, these are jobs that women would flock to if only the guys weren't so geeky.
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@Jack_Petocz You know that if you drive the getaway car in a bank robbery where a guard is killed you go down for murder as well, right? No need to touch him, or even see him. You were part of the mob that assaulted him. Is that concept too nuanced for you?
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@stillgray The Religion of Peace Semi-Finals
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@aaronsibarium "May I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy, absolutely none. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than I personally admit. But, all new Ratings are warned that if they wake up in the morning and find any
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@kymstress5 @Giannoulias @JohnKennedyLA Elementary school kids shouldn't be exposed to graphic pornography. It's not that difficult.
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@Slate I can’t wait to read this story written by Jabba the Hutt’s younger sister
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@smc429 Trump was not convicted of rape. Try to make an argument without using lies.
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@LewisCTech @iowahawkblog "I mean, sure, they've executed 8,000 people for wrongthink, and tortured 10,000 more, and hang men for being gay, but other than that, what have they done wrong *lately*?"
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@RustyMalley @DonutOperator Clearly running away WHILE SHOOTING AT THEM
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@MichLKosinski Chest waders...in ankle-high water.
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@Tahj42 @MichelleLhooq @XR_NYC @ExtinctionR @ScientistRebel1 @RaveRevolution @burningman Okay, go to their Reservation and make that suggestion on their Tribal Land. Let us know how that goes for you.
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@damintoell @SaintRPh Damin, I'm shocked. This is COMPLETELY out of the blue and so UNLIKE her!
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@NoContextHumans FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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@feather_sweater @bdbrown473 @ASU @abc15 Now they'll stand on the long side of the Unemployment Line.
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@highbrow_nobrow Is she talking about the 1944 Nazis or a bunch of 2024 Gen Y cosplayers who wanted to march and attract attention?
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@LoloPipiolo @ClownWorld_ I believe the dialogue went something like this:
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@jmasseypoet @BillboardChris Antifasplaining vs Terrorisplaining
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@kurteichenwald With the way your mind works, Karma will probably just find you next.
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@David_Ingram @Enki1561 @stillgray Oh, well, fuck, if they were munching on human bones that long ago I'm sure it's completely eradicated by now.
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@MrAndyNgo How is that even happening? I heard they passed laws against carrying Ginsu knives around. Do laws not stop criminals from doing criminal things?
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@SenLouiseLucas @SusannaSGibson Is Katie Hill her new Campaign Manager?
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@HeidiReports Yes, all those shell companies and increasing cash inflows bolstering Biden's net worth, those happened because magic.
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@JebraFaushay "Wear as much padding as you can!"
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@LearnWithSubhan @GadSaad If only Hamas would stop committing war crimes by turning hospitals into their bases for military operation.
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@Jack_Petocz Maybe if you had stayed in College you'd understand what the word "allegedly" means.
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@RealScottRitter @Kasparov63 Did Bob Dylan ever write a song about a filthy pedophile?
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