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President David Dennison

@RealPrzDennison

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President of the United States. Connoisseur of Adult Film actresses. Great Negotiator. Some say this account is fake. Says Who?

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Joined March 2018
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@RealPrzDennison
President David Dennison
4 years
@Forbes @joshtpm @RandallLane The guy who got into trouble for saying “George Bush doesn’t like black people” after Katrina is now doing the dirty work for a man who really hates black people.
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President David Dennison
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@GrouchoG @mjs_DC Roe was overturned when there was enough people who don’t remember what it was like before Roe.
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President David Dennison
5 years
@DonaldJTrumpJr Was that before or after your campaign manager Paul Manafort went to prison?
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President David Dennison
4 years
@Redpainter1 @LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump Looking forward to all the bank and securities fraud I can commit with no consequences when I’m in my late 60s. Care to invest in my Ponzi scheme?
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President David Dennison
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@maggieNYT Are we there yet?
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President David Dennison
5 months
@WestLoopTom @bravenewgrrrl He breaks off his “pursuit” to deal with you tapping his car? Some pursuit.
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President David Dennison
3 years
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President David Dennison
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@justinbaragona The guy who released the Comey letter at light speed claims the FBI skewed the election. 🤔
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President David Dennison
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@ciretose1 @chrislhayes I’m bookmarking this for the next time I see “Shouldn’t the federal government give money to fix the water system in Mississippi instead of Ukraine”.
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President David Dennison
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@WorldsMostHumb1 @joshtpm @HankHoffman5 Obama’s home state of Hawaii, where family still lived.
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President David Dennison
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@BHubba44 @itsJeffTiedrich Your thinking will destroy the Super Yacht market.
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President David Dennison
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@RonFilipkowski She would much rather they fight for Russia.
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President David Dennison
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@GaylaMcGill5 @MollyJongFast Writer Virginia Heffrrman @page88 said the biggest tell that Putin had something on Trump is that Trump never called 5’7” Putin “little Putin”
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President David Dennison
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@joshtpm She went to a Civil War monument, IN HER OWN DISTRICT, doesn’t know the history and doesn’t bother to learn about it while she is there.
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President David Dennison
6 years
@EricTrump @nbcsnl @DanCrenshawTX OMG! Next thing you know he might say something despicable like “"He's a war hero 'cause he was captured. I like people that weren't captured, OK?"
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President David Dennison
1 year
@Acyn Lol. Hannity finally asks a smart follow up question. A stopped clock is right, twice a day.
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President David Dennison
2 years
@JudiciaryGOP Then give us some new news. How many phone calls did Jim Jordan have with Trump on January 6, 2021?
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President David Dennison
6 years
@GeorgePapa19 @AshaRangappa_ GEORGE!!!! WHERE’S MY COFFEE!!! Worst Coffee Boy ever!
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President David Dennison
4 years
@rokeypdx @soccermom1517 @RonnyJackson4TX He got exposed as a hack, that’s why @RonnyJackson4TX is running for Congress and not running the VA.
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President David Dennison
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@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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Remember, Michael Cohen only became a “Rat” after the FBI did something which was absolutely unthinkable & unheard of until the Witch Hunt was illegally started. They BROKE INTO AN ATTORNEY’S OFFICE! Why didn’t they break into the DNC to get the Server, or Crooked’s office?
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@Super70sSports Since liquor ads weren’t allowed on television in the 70’s I assume this is for the Japanese market and this is what they came up with because Sammy couldn’t speak Japanese.
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President David Dennison
1 year
@mtaibbi “I only reported on what Musk fed me”.
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President David Dennison
6 years
@RealDonaldTrFan You just can’t hire good help these days.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Junior. No matter how hard you try I’ll always like Ivanka more.
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President David Dennison
3 years
@DonaldJTrumpJr You know Junior, some times it’s better to just not say anything
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President David Dennison
2 years
@jennifersterger You and Monica Lewinsky are models of class and forgiveness today.
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Monica Lewinsky (she/her)
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as i’m sure many can understand, my thoughts about ken starr bring up complicated feelings… but of more importance, is that i imagine it’s a painful loss for those who love him.
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President David Dennison
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@brittybt @StormyDaniels There’s always Hope Hicks.
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President David Dennison
4 months
@unrepentantpop @axios The guy who added $8,000,000,000,0000 to the national debt “is very good at executing a complex strategy efficiently and on budget”? 🤣
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President David Dennison
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@DavidCornDC Yet we still don’t know the name of the “American defense contractor” whose death we’re willing to risk war over.
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President David Dennison
4 years
@joshtpm Trump: Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me.”
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President David Dennison
2 years
@SWinstonWolkoff @JohnWDean Not misleading, straight up lying.
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President David Dennison
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@abughazalehkat “You can’t blame the Republicans for a Supreme Court ruling on a policy that Republicans have been running on for decades.”
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President David Dennison
1 year
@laurenpeikoff @keithedwards @HuffPostPol Is free toilet paper also going to be too Woke? 🤦‍♂️
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President David Dennison
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@DougJBalloon “Under Trump this would have never happened.”
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President David Dennison
4 years
@ShimonPro @maggieNYT With Alex Trebec going through cancer treatments?! Of course they should do it without an audience right now.
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President David Dennison
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@maggieNYT Never has so much money been wasted on so little.
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President David Dennison
5 months
@Acyn Hannity is mimicking Trump so much now he’s getting the same shade of spray tan.
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President David Dennison
5 years
@DonaldJTrumpJr The next thing you know Smollett will go on Hannity and say the attack was about adoptions.
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President David Dennison
2 years
@emptywheel Has anyone gone back and checked his Truth Social on the day he received his archives subpoena in June.
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President David Dennison
4 years
@ChristinLuvsSno @joshtpm Embassy Suites Georgetown, Embassy Suites DC convention center, Embassy Suites Crystal City, Embassy Suites Chevy Chase. Trump knows the competition.
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President David Dennison
4 years
@TrumpWarRoom @EricTrump Cool. When will we see: Trump’s tax returns Trump/Putin phone call transcripts White House visitor logs Trump family travel expenses billed to taxpayers Mar-a-lago visitor logs. Mar-a-lago new members added since Nov. 10, 2016.
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President David Dennison
6 years
@NirodhaTW @MichaelAvenatti Michael Avenatti is a crooked lawyer. He’s never once used his own money to pay his client’s settlement. He’s no Michael Cohen
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President David Dennison
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You blew it Republicans. You could have gotten rid of this mentally ill, senile, deteriorating, old man and replaced him with Pence. You’re stuck with him now.
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President David Dennison
1 year
@ryanjreilly What?!! Republicans keep saying no one was armed on J6.
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President David Dennison
6 years
@IvankaTrump @RepDougCollins @RepGoodlatte @RepKarenBass @RepJeffries Honey, be sure to use this program when you and your brothers are released.
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President David Dennison
6 years
@sahilkapur @jaketapper I had to pay for the tax cuts for my Mar A Lago members somehow.
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President David Dennison
6 years
@KurtRexCooper @SenWarren People under 50 don’t realize how much the EPA helped clean up the air and water. Trump has no excuse.
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President David Dennison
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@DerekScott101 @abughazalehkat Indeed, he’s always posting videos of MAGA in their own words.
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President David Dennison
4 years
@joshtpm Why is the first thing he always mentions is criminal justice reform? It’s almost as if he views African Americans as criminals.
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President David Dennison
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@mcinsc @Scorpianwoman3 @evefairbanks @Von_Weeden As someone who once worked 36 hours straight and then blew up at co-workers, I can confirm a nap would of been helpful.
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President David Dennison
1 year
@lawindsor But, but, but… James claimed he won all his lawsuits.
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President David Dennison
6 years
@ericgeller @maggieNYT I’m confused is lying to the FBI a big deal or not? Big deal for this guy and McCabe or no big whoop for Scooter Libby and Martha Stewart?
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President David Dennison
2 years
@DonaldJTrumpJr Most criminals think law enforcement is out to get them.
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President David Dennison
1 year
@emptywheel Marcy, just curious, but have we seen any January 5-6 footage of the hallway to Bannon’s “war room” suite at Willard hotel? That’s what I’d like to see. I would assume that’s been subpoenaed by the DOJ.
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President David Dennison
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@ryanjreilly What? I was told they were unarmed.
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President David Dennison
6 years
@TX_Deplorable80 @vallari01 @JTMYVA @realDonaldTrump You mean Nakoula Nakoula, the convicted meth manufacturer and bank fraudster who was sent back to jail for probation violations? Or are referring to someone else?
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President David Dennison
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Your dad had to use a golf cart while the other G7 leaders walked.
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President David Dennison
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@Troy_in_Tahoe @Acyn He even skipped a debate with Biden in 2020.
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President David Dennison
6 years
@GOPChairwoman Ronna, now that the RNC has lost three Finance Committee chairmen; Steve Wynn, Elliott Broidy and my good friend Michael Cohen, I’d like for my Son-in-Law, Jared Kushner to take their place. You’re right Comey has no credibility.
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President David Dennison
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@maggieNYT Figures, like the Coronavirus, Trump and the Republicans are developing a plan way too late.
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President David Dennison
4 years
@seanhannity Who the fuck would believe Pence’s Doctor? In fact, where is Pence?
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President David Dennison
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@LisaMascaro @maggieNYT “More aggressive”? What, cross burnings on Capitol Hill?
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President David Dennison
3 years
@cmkuiper @DL_138 @djlavoie @BrandonLBradfor He did so many awful things, sometimes you can’t remember them all. Thanks for the reminder.
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President David Dennison
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@atrupar “I can reach out to Elon and his staff”. Isn’t that the behavior they’re against?
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President David Dennison
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@justinbaragona Wasn’t the shooter of the Christian school a Christian? Maybe they should be talking about Christian on Christian violence.
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President David Dennison
4 years
@emptywheel So Ron Johnson had this material, but somehow it didn’t make it to his committee where Democrats would have had an opportunity to examine it. 🤔
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President David Dennison
4 years
@emptywheel Another “If Obama” moment…
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President David Dennison
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@seanhannity Who has been saying “Lock her up” at rallies.
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President David Dennison
4 years
@KevinMKruse @CharlesPPierce That’s what I’ve been saying. These Open Up rallies were just repurposed Tea Party Tax Day rallies.
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President David Dennison
4 years
@TeamTrump @realDonaldTrump Our dwindling numbers have never been so united!
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President David Dennison
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@seanhannity 🤣 If it was really possible for Kyle to win a lawsuit because someone called him a murderer after being acquitted, OJ Simpson would be billionaire.
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President David Dennison
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@justinbaragona I’ve read about football, and although I’ve never played or coached, according to Aaron I’m now qualified to be his Offensive Coordinator.
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President David Dennison
4 years
@seanhannity Social Security, Medicare, Voting Rights Act, fair housing laws.
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President David Dennison
6 years
@GOPChairwoman Ronna, I’m no longer happy with You changing your name from Ronna Romney McDaniel. Now I what you to change it to Ronna Trumpslackey.
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President David Dennison
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@DonaldJTrumpJr New York has finally found a way to keep Don Jr out of bars and nightclubs. Well done. 👏👏👏
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President David Dennison
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@EricTrump When are you signing up to join the Navy?
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