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I enjoy building bikes and startups. The Bike Mayor of Palo Alto. Owner @HireHaus / Founder @KarmicCity / Next new:🌲🛠🏡

Palo Alto, CA
Joined February 2009
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If anyone ever asks me what it takes to bootstrap a million dollar bike biz.
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@Quan
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I love the delicious irony of Mark @Wahlburgers being replaced by a pho shop. If you kids only knew!
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@naval When one teaches, two learn.
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This explains why #Ferguson Police are equipped like they are going to war. Because they are. http://t.co/DI9Uy6zJTZ http://t.co/1HesfjenTa
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@Quan
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We don't need driverless cars. We need to drive our cars less.
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@Sheila_Dang surely they mean 3-4x/hour right?
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Bike Culture is so rotten, that the first comment on a woman smashing the Everesting record is some rando Bike Bro commenting on her saddle height. JFC. STFU Brent!
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You can tell the startup veterans in the audience because they don't clap for fundraising. #StartupSchool
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Me: I want to buy Kona Bikes. Wife: You don't need another bike! Me: I didn't mean a bike.
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"First mover means first to scale. First to scale is usually the winner." - @reidhoffman - not actually who came first. #startupschool
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I know @jason is a famous "Unicorn-Hunter", but his Pegasus offer is very compelling: "Just email me at jason @calacanis .com and let’s put $500,000 into your bank account and then start the process of ignoring all other investors until we hit $10m in revenue."
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@Pflax1 I've watched this 10x, that's attempted murder.
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Only in Silicon Valley would I get a #bikesandcoffee with another 'bike guy' and find out that he's the inventor of the touchscreen.
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@juliaioffe Time for another read?
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@Quan
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Sorry iPhone users, but it pays to be #TeamPixel today.
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@chamath @WSJ What's the difference between a startup and a cult? Funding.
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@Quan
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Get an ebike.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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Defeating traffic is the ultimate boss battle
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@Quan
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The only startup equity I got that’s worth anything was from being an angel investor. The rest didn’t work out. That’s the game folks! 🦄🩸😅
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@0xgaut that closing sentence is like all of CT
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Journalist: this is modern day redlining. Designer: can't call it that if we change the color.
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Johana Bhuiyan
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So to be clear, no immediate changes here, the Tenderloin and Chinatown are still no park zones but now the red lines are around those areas are...black lines. Yesterday's app versus today:
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@Quan
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Holy cow, I got the YC interview! #HongSolo #herewegoagain
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@Quan
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One more #TCMobility tweet! @Nils_Wollny had the best startup tee! Excited to see what @holoride does in #web3
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Day 3 (or is it 4?) of collecting on @objktcom What will be my 40th objkt? #CleanNFT #tezos
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The generic #startup advice is "follow your passion" but I think it should be "operationalize your obsession" - goal is to build a business.
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Don't talk to me about bike advocacy unless you want to help kids like this. *Thread*
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This will be a very niche tweet but: I’m Dura-Ace style, Ultegra skills and 105 fitness. #bikelifestyle
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@Quan
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@s_m_i And some of the most racist people I've ever met were right here in tony Palo Alto.
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WSJ vs a16z is about as gangster as SV gets. Dropping blogs not bullets. #firetweets #markthatup #whenyoucomeattheking
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Another day riding my kid to school, another two Moms running the stop sign. They're always "so sorry" after the fact. I told the second one that she might not want to be on her phone while driving thru a school with little kids walking. 😠😡🤬
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@soopa @km Same folks who never had to worry about student loans?
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I'll offer $420k cash if that place has gigabit fiber.
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@angryasianman His name is Evan Klinger, we're on it here in SV. Check the timeline. #stayangry
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@Vaughters IDK man, kinda sweet that Johan still emails you.
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@Quan
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You should see the one inside.
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There is a dumpster fire outside of the White House
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@Quan
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Pro Tip: never label your revenue graph Y axis. #StartupSchool
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@Quan
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I will not apologize.
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@s_m_i immigrant kids buying their parent's cars, while...
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He was also convicted of a hate crime. I'm in my 40's. Thank you for coming to my Tik Talk.
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@Jai__Malik Should have changed your profile pic to really land this joke.
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@Quan
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Ya'll still remember Melania's "Four score and seven years ago" speech? One of the greatest of all time. Of all time! #GreatMelaniaSpeeches
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Wife: you really need to get a job. Me: my job is bicycle
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@jonathon_klein Bicycles we're on the roadways before cars were invented. But guessing you didn't take any history classes either.
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IDK what marketing agency @shakkablood is using, but half my timeline is @HPPRSNFT and I should just mint my hall pass tonight.
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Word to your moms, I came to stop bombs. I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms. #PopeBars #peaceout
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@nancywyuen I will fight the Ni Hao Ma Brigade all day long. And don't ever correct me when I say Saigon instead of HCMC.
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@Quan
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"Vast trough of sorrow" is a good description for 99% of startups. #StartupSchool
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Protests will be between 8-11am but they'll actually show up at 11:53. #ComcastSucks
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I was a refugee. We make great Americans if I do say so myself.
@FastCoImpact
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#WorldRefugeeDay : “If America is the home of the brave, who better represents that than refugees who have resisted authoritarian forces, fought back against oppression, and taken on huge risks in hope of a better tomorrow?”
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Karmic isn't a big Bike Brand, we're a garage startup. But I want to do something for frontline medical professionals who are still going to battle every day for all of us.
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We just got some art for the house.
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Your ebike laws are fucking racist.
@NYCMayor
Mayor Eric Adams
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I try not to use profanity on social media, but @BillNye & @iamjohnoliver are 100% right about climate change. Every. Single. Word. It's time for adults to quit pretending climate change isn't happening. It's happening. Our kids' lives are on the line.
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@sacca Everyone is looking for meaning, while work is undergoing a major transformation. (based on local anecdata from 100's of candidates in SF Bay Area, where I do hiring for early-stage startups)
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@notnotmoni i went to prom with a latina and that was enough for me
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@Quan
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Fuck me! "Hong, we will see you May 28-31 at the startline for the 2020 Garmin Dirty Kanza." Guess I'm getting a Wahoo Kickr.
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Quick spin, 30yrs in the making.
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@troutgirl THANK YOU to the PenVelo rider! He found it at the summit and actually brought it to my house!
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@DrBrittany @Millie__Weaver She's doubling down! 😂
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Need a graphic designer for a silly little logo pun. Might actually use Fiverr.
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@chimeracoder Significant Otter
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@shl Wait, are you saying that VCs and early employees might not be aligned?
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@jessebwatters you fucking racist piece of shit.
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People are saying there will be a lot of babies born in 9 months. I'm thinking there will be a lot of divorces sooner than that.
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I lol'd
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@Quan
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A lot of you probably know me as the Founder of @KarmicCity . Or the Bike Mayor of Palo Alto. But you'll never guess what my first job out of college was. 👀💎👐🏽🚀
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Most people overestimate the convenience of driving, and underestimate the joy of riding.
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Bike Shop Owners: Why don't women buy bikes? Bike Shop Rides: Let's be assholes to women! #causationiscorrelation #DudesBeLike
@killersim00
Alex!
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I've been trying to let this go since I got back from NC. I went on a shop ride and was so brutally condescended to I almost didn't start the ride. I didn't want the dudes to 'win' so I toughed it out and roasted every single one of them when challenged to a town line.
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People still hating on NFTs while this could be hanging in The Louvre. It would stop visitors dead in their tracks.
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Mask Obscura – Noon
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@rohit_x_ @amazon this is the greatest Nest ad ever!
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"By the time I was 34, the single most valuable asset I owned was my carbon mountain bike. Fuck me." - @thats_my_line dropping quite the line.
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Hey Bike Twitter!
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Build bikes, not walls.
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What's up SF?!
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I've lost money on every startup where I exercised my options as an employee.
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Levels of Wealth: 1) I'm thinking about getting a Peloton. 2) I have a Peloton in my garage. 3) I have a Peloton in my home office/second BR. 4) I have a Peloton in the sunroom/ADU. 5) The previous owners left this Peloton here when we bought the place. h/t @karaswisher for #5
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Is this tweet from 1996?
@NickCannon
Nick Cannon
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. @Linksys and @RadioShack are what I call an incredible combination!
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this is the peak of this meme format
@erinscafe
Scafe says wear a gd mask
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how it started vs how it’s going
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These cowards should go straight to hell for burning down a church. #WhoIsBurningBlackChurches
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@brianmwang Parenting advice is the second worst thing after startup advice.
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@DanielleFong still shocked how few ppl are worried about this non-zero scenario
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Happy TJ got the win, but these two are the only cyclists my kid likes. The Canadian and the Cookie Monster.
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A bit of good news today, one of our Karmic Owners had her Koben M stolen a few weeks ago. I got an order for a charger, and tipped the police. The bike was recovered.
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I know ppl are stockpiling the basics, but I've got 5 gravel bikes if anyone needs one. #bikelife #alllevelsofgravel
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@scottbudman @zillow I need to move to Nation.
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The Principal has asked me why I tweet about this. I guess he's worried it makes him look bad. He's going to look worse when there is a kid hurt by an inattentive driver on campus. #notmypal #ftk #useless
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Today was a good day!
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I'm happy to announce that I'm working with @0xDecaArt ! No Joke! Looking for long-term builders who appreciate fine art in the world of NFTs.
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I'm here to look at a new @MercedesBenz and the receptionist legit said, "Are you here about a car, or to fix the computers." W. T. F. ?!?
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My daughter just now: “Wait! Women are allowed to compete in the Tour de France!?” Yup! Just started today. My son: That means you can do the TdF one day.
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State of Scooters (12/6/18) Bird - selling for $2-4B (rumored) Spin - sold for $100M (estimated) Skip - raised $100M (valuation?) Lime - we have cars now 🤔 GM - please help us with naming VW - we have a Scooter too! cc @michalnaka
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Gotta love how the Olympic Road Race looks like a regular group ride in the Bay Area. Ugly jerseys, weird helmets and overly expensive bikes.
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My kid just woke up and asked, "How's Pennsylvania?" I said, they're still counting. He replies, "Does he still need it?" No. "So he got Wisconsin and Michigan?" The kids are going to be okay.
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. @Pros_TimMcGinty How about you prosecute murderers instead? Oh wait, he had a badge so it's okay. #TamirRice
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@Quan
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Startups are for everyone.
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People understand the difference between an economy car and a luxury car, but somehow don't understand the difference between a $1200 ebike and a $5000 one.
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I'm not sure if we are talking about the same bike, but okay.
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