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Planning vacation with gf: babe idk what's so great about "madrid" but if you wanna go, sure Planning "sandwich week" with man I met online: so if you look at the spreadsheet, theres 371 delis in NYC. I've sorted by boro and rating. I figure we can hit 5 an hour. Also I love you

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Me: which of the Mario Bros do you think sucks cock the best John Cena, contractually obligated to spend time with me due to the Make-A-Wish Foundation terms and conditions: how long did the doctor say you had left

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@bigfatmoosepssy Theres the Coogan Laws for child actors (which are a step but clearly don't prevent abuse and exploitation) but influencer kids get basically nothing in exchange for enriching their parents while having their most embarrassing years documented forever. Grim

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If I sent Pat Sajak to the Middle Ages he'd probably become a petty merchant or a scheming vizier but I think if you did the same for Steve Harvey he'd find a way to recreate Family Feud with serfs

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@jakebrodes Getting to the end of the remaining clean laundry and all that's left are the boxers I haven't thrown away from when I was 15 and you know by midday you're going to be unrolling them thru your pants like a scroll full of ass sweat

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Steve: We asked 100 peasants 'what's the worst way to be cleft?' Top 5 answers are on the board. Toothless Tamithie: In twain, m'lord! Steve: Show me 'in twain!'

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If I sent Pat Sajak to the Middle Ages he'd probably become a petty merchant or a scheming vizier but I think if you did the same for Steve Harvey he'd find a way to recreate Family Feud with serfs

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@twinkophrenia Also it's extremely unsubtle that Leo looks absolutely hideous, pathetic, and red-faced in every scene where he's "winning" and the scenes where he gets some form of comeuppance he looks remotely normal. I remember being a middle school kid and understanding that lol

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5 years

@meetzow @LizardRumsfeld @albericie "We've got to do something about this suicide epidemic!" "Absolutely! So we'll fund mental health resources for children?" "No, let's police their online presence and make them even MORE distrustful of our authority!"

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2 years

Couple who drive 97 minutes to get groceries in their F-150: moving to Texas from NYC was so crucial, you can feel your family grow wiser and more connected to the land every day Their toddler, Breaylon, eating a colony of fire ants in the yard: damn these M&Ms be spicy as hell

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Former metal singer: (to Rolling Stone) rock is dead unless we build the wall Former hardcore singer: (to Coffee Weekly) Wife and I moved to LA after law school, I see the CopStabber guys at book club but no reunion plans Former emo singer: (to attorney) she said she was 19

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2 years

@neko_girl92 To retain credibility, psychology wants to be as "hard" a science as other medical fields, and as a result has to insist that it's conclusions are all absolutes and the categories it creates are naturally occurring with clear bounds. Neither is true and its poisoning the field

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3 months

The Austronesian Migration is maybe the most incredible human feat ever, with the only competition being maybe the moon landing. Like look at this and tell me that's not insane

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@danllor i appreciate the thought but only half of this tweet is from my real life and its not the part where i have a significant other

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2 years

@bobo_circus Brothers Karamazov satisfies most of this if you consider "groveling for an inheritance" a job (it is)

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2 years

BREAKING: The details of the new MLB Collective Bargaining Agreement that we know so far: -Pitch clock (20 sec) -Bigger Bases (100 sq. ft) -Each team gets a gun w/one bullet -No more shortstop (replaced by gun) -Fences now move - Universal DH (except Mets) -Ball is green now

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2 years

Hydroplaning is God's way of rewarding good drivers with a fuel efficiency bonus

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1 year

@ettingermentum He could be trying a Glenn Beck/Blaze style move to a platform where he has full control but that feels like a terrible idea for him for ten different reasons

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3 years

@Dawchestuh Woke AF absolutely rips but I rarely buy it since I can't bear to make eye contact with the cashier with it in my basket

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2 years

1950s band: Hi ladies and gents, my name is Danny and we're Dan and the Jammers! Hope you like these songs about how much we like girls! 2020s band: We are [UNINTELLIGIBLE GOAT SCREECHES], here's 3 hours about how hard being a record executive's second favorite child is

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4 years

@beanytuesday Their fatal error was that they assumed your appreciation of the Dice Man was insincere

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3 years

@Profess07808552 "The credit card/the moms yearbook photo w/maiden name below"

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WW2 Veteran Lie: Those swastikas are in my drawer because I stole them off a German officer Vietnam Veteran Lie: they had me beaten with a riding crop every morning by a woman in six inch heels Iraq Veteran Lie: I saw the WMDs

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@crimegumby This rules actually

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@maine_gauche listen. i know. I was at war with the character limit and during wartime compromises have to be made

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3 years

@poppy_haze @osamabishounen That feeling is probably the alpha particles passing thru the oak hull directly into your flesh

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2 months

@Jessiethelion Heaven is something we make on earth, with the people we love the most, and it comes thinly sliced between two fresh pieces of rye and side pickle

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1 year

@neath_waters Rappin' With The Youngins (1999) feat. A Reluctant Hip-Hop Group Our Record Label Forced To Collaborate With Us

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1 year

@twinkophrenia Guy who is incapable of enjoying music without constantly imagining how other people would think of his taste: "heh, finally freed myself from Fantano 😏"

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2 years

@cityafreaks Back in my first semester of college, a friend of mine was showing me photos from his initiation at whatever frat he had pledged and he was talking about how it was such a cool collection of people or whatever and the very first photo was their logo, the Fasces stick bundle

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2 years

@cityafreaks In just two short years he's managed to become more damp

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@twinkophrenia If a certain kind of person sees a "white people food is bland as hell" post at a particularly vulnerable moment in their lives the consequences can be devastating

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@SuMastodon its currently a WIP but watch this space

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3 years

@catholicdad420 Following a tender, beautiful, bittersweet ballad about love and loss with "A monkey stole my identity and now he's depressed and wants to kill himself"

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10 months

DM To Sandwich Joke Chat: hey guys sorry I've been leaving you guys on bRead, DM limit has left me SPREAD pretty thin! 🔥2 ❤️3 DM to wizard who has my wife's soul trapped in a crystal: FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL 🖕1

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2 years

@doulbedoink guy whose pfp was Bernie as Punished Snake for 13 months: Americans cannot interact with politics on any level without descending into hero worship

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@mertcentury @dialecticcoma Holy fucking christ 12k to 140k

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@crimegumby I need you to understand that this is not really a joke and a thing I am planning with a guy I have never met

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2 years

@laserboat999 Answer depends on if you mean like, Biblical God or just any higher power. Some gnostics thought that there was an imperfect God, but just outright evil or stupid is not *really* common unless you get to the edgelord Dystheists

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1 year

@neath_waters I think about Cowardly Thin Lizzy: The Boys Are Backing Down probably once a month

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1 year

@doulbedoink Sending a crate of Dianabol back in time to Bobby Fischers house

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3 years

Been in Boston literally twenty minutes and have already heard a slur shouted in their adorable, made-up accent. City's like the Disneyland of racism

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2 years

@bean_foot @punishedZeDo @neko_girl92 1) The "hard science" about "biological components of the brain" is often educated guesswork at best and conjecture at worst 2) hard science does not prevent you from making bad conclusions the same way you can build a terrible house on a solid foundation

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2 years

@coolguy_69420 Thank you for not taking it as an assumption that Wario is a Mario Bro. Accuracy matters

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1 year

@ettingermentum My sources on the inside (racist aunt who sends Epoch Times articles to my school email) tell me that a lot of conservative 50somethings legitimately think that tucker was being held back by liberal Fox News so who even knows what he thinks of himself

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2 years

@Java_jigga Have you ever wanted the joy of having bags of worthless convention merch, without the hassle of actually attending the event or leaving your home? Well for just $30 a month you can have it shipped to your door

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4 years

@beanytuesday @JamesMcKevitt22 This is actually sound electoral strategy on the hedonistic and avaricious French populous

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2 years

Former Gifted Kid Uncle: yeah I coulda gone on to play D1 Jeopardy! if I hadn't blown out my knee in the Quiz Bowl junior year of high school. Had it all out in front of me. Now I'm hooked on pills (holds up 30mg Wellbutrin) and make minimum wage at the Trivial Pursuit factory

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3 years

@catholicdad420 Love to go out in public and make it about how much better I am than everyone I see

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9 months

Guy in 2022 GMC Siera staring down the light on three Vyvanse and a coffee to get thru intersection .005 seconds faster: I'm gonna be so late for work fuck fuck FUCK Me (wearing large overcoat to hide the fact I have covered my body in nitroglycerin): time to jaywalk 😀

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1 year

@Java_jigga RC manufacturers: synthesize compounds that could turn them and the rest of the county to a smoldering crater with equipment they bought from Dollar Tree RC takers: willingly ingest things with side effects like "may reverse spinal fusion" in order to get 12% better at Dota

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2 years

Theres not many benefits to being from New Jersey, but it is nice that if you achieve daytime-TV-character-actor level famous, you can eat free at any diner in the state in exchange for a signed photo with the sweaty Italian guy who owns the place

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3 years

@doulbedoink @IdahoBones @OkButStill This guy is what my body dysmorphia tells me I look like

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2 years

@DahliaZahava The language of mental health is a part of everyone's modern vocabulary, without a real understanding of the subject so now the average conversation is just people spewing terminology at each other

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1 year

@pissvortex Sometimes I get paranoid that it's all some kind of op because there's no way that all my ideological enemies are this clearly and universally stupid

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1 year

@poppy_haze @rwvessol Also extremely useful for converting a perishable surplus of crops for a shelf-stable, tradeable asset, especially right before the last harvest of the season

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3 years

@cityafreaks Grinding restoration + one/two-handed to max level by keeping the Mace of Molag Bal priest in an eternal cycle of near-death is actually a top 5 exploit so Markarth is elite tier. Reconsider this

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2 years

@catholicdad420 Its part of his genius. Reading Murakami feels like having an old man tell you a jumbled, messy story about his life, sometimes getting lost describing the girl he had a crush on from down the road. It adds to the stream-of-consciousness feel of his prose

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1 year

@bigfatmoosepssy One of my friends in high school was a combination duck tape and unicycle guy. He got into a friendship-ending fight when one of our other friends made the front page of reddit when he had been trying for actual years to do the same

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1 year

@Java_jigga Doctor with Todd MacFarlane dialogue: What would you do if you had, say, a growth on your colon, size of a golf ball? And a voice from the darkness offered: years of excruciating and expensive treatment that may fail, or a pleasant last few months? Think fast, I'm out of network

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4 years

@devilwearsprana @SAMOYEDCORE Doing the Soy Face as I point excitedly at a horrific war crime

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2 years

@ObeseChess Real rush fans know the truth (an annoying amount of songs about Ayn Rand)

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2 years

@pissvortex There were already a surprising amount of them who had a lot of fun making themselves mad by replying to "degeneracy" that they willingly sought out and exposed themselves to. Extremely Catholic behavior

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1 year

@neath_waters The power of friendship is surely weaker than my blade

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2 years

@Y2K_mindset I remember getting sick of this joke like 3 years ago, how does this still have any juice in it

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3 years

Its really cool how most of language now is someone coming up with a cool wordplay and then everyone spends the next two years beating the absolute life out of the joke until its just The Funny Phrase, Please Laugh

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3 years

I think about this tweet every single day of my life.

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@beanytuesday Its based off like, a twelve page picture book, so there wasn't exactly a lot of meat on the bones to begin with. I think there's just some guy whose job it is to skim lists of unadapted IPs and email directors with the byline "will you make this pls?" He makes $5 mil a year.

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2 years

@bean_foot @punishedZeDo @neko_girl92 I don't mean to come across too cynical but a large part of a psych undergrad is about learning what used to be considered correct and then grad programs are about getting you caught up in how most of that is an oversimplification or outright discredited

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2 years

@cityafreaks Dying at age 7 from chimney-sweep induced black lung but at least 200 years from now someone will call me a chad

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@m_booker1 We fight with the army we've got, not the one we want

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6 months

Bro you GOTTA roll thru tonight. Me and the boys are getting paid $2000 EACH by the CIA to walk past a Targeted Individual's house every thirteen minutes on the dot from the hours of 2AM to 7AM! Don't miss it!

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If the monarchy had any sense of their proper place on this earth they'd be using every yard of the kings finery to drape over the ground so Bidens shoes don't have to touch Anglo soil

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@RaceplayShawty Feel this way about gambling. Like you could always bet your entire life savings away but you used to have to actually hold all that money in your hand and push it to the middle of a table. Way more of a reminder of what you're doing than opening an app and typing five zeroes

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@SmilingObject I'm sorry to say this but if your guards aren't prepared to seize an interloper in your court, that's just bad leadership. You gotta be running that drill every guard practice

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3 years

@osamabishounen @poppy_haze That feels like a betrayal of the core values of the S.S. Cherenkov

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2 years

@bigfatmoosepssy Lying is an important part of child development. It's creative expression for kids who weren't great at drawing

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1 year

@Java_jigga On a pure self interest level its entertaining when people get mad at your posts but also you end up offhandedly dropping "this shit is trash everyone should read (some Jodorowsky or Kirby story I've never heard of)" which is way more reliable than googling "what comics are good"

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2 years

Have an aversion to any and all "God I wish I lived back in X era" but I do genuinely and constantly lament that I missed out on the golden age of LANs

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2 years

For a while now I've been working on a photo book of LAN parties documenting the phenomenon and culture. You can preorder it now!

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Me: [shares tweet in gc] The Joyful Laugher: lol The Grateful Enjoyer: thanks for sharing 🙂 The Befuddled Simpleton: I don't get it, can someone explain? The Abrasive Arguer: what's it say I'm blocked

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8 months

When I found out Dopesmoker got added to spotify I was in line for a King Gizz concert and the news was traveling up the crowd in hushed whispers and fervent excitment like it was news of the second coming of Christ

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Stfu we’re listening to Dopesmoker 🙅🏾‍♀️

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6 months

I'm going back to school to maybe actually get something more than a high school diploma for the millionth time everyone say "good luck nick try not to fuck it up again"

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2 years

Biden: We will not be canceling student loans Harris: We cannot defund the police Psaki: We cannot send tests and masks to American homes RatFucker12: hey you seen any rats lately The Democratic Party does NOT care about Americans

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1 year

@doulbedoink Do you want to have your name echo thru the eons or do you want to do the 3 AAVE White Guys In Snapbacks podcast guest tour for the rest of your life

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2 years

Letterboxd reviews: The favorite movie of everyone's least favorite ex. Now that I've watched it, I'm honestly glad he ghosted me. This one has NOT aged well, sweaty RYM reviews: We should let him kill as many people as he wants if he keeps making albums like this one

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@doulbedoink There is magic in this world, beyond the perceptible, beyond what you vulgar materialists and scientists claim as truth. The world pulses with energy, if only you would listen -Vikings fans when you tell them their 10 win team kinda looks like shit

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@cityafreaks Saw someone in the replies of a post like "this book about McVeigh has been out of print forever" and the literal author replies with an apology and a link to the publishers email to ask them for a copy

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3 years

@nkulw Its always striking to me that we never really reckoned with the housing crisis in a real and meaningful sense, and how fucked we are when that bill truly comes due (completely disregarding how many people were displaced and impoverished and never recovered as well)

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The Choosing Beggar: hmmm, perhaps a shinier coin from your purse, m'lord?

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1 year

@Java_jigga If you have been alive in the 25 years since they passed there is no possible way to avoid learning Biggie and Tupac were different people unless you had one of those philosophy 101 thought experiment chips in your brain that made you incapable of thinking non-racist thoughts

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4 years

@ByYourLogic @joshuarolson Every day I vacillate between whether this image is genuine or ironic

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2 years

Inspiring! This band made it big, but all their merch is still dogshit Gildan tees!

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2 months

Guy who's seen 50 movies: you MUST watch Citizen Kane, peak cinema Guy who's seen 500 movies: you MUST watch IQ (1994), Walter Matthau as Albert Einstein helps Tim Robbins cuckold Stephen Fry Me: you MUST watch Best MLB Bloopers 2006. Ronny Cedeño gets hit in the nuts TWICE

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Wife: hey did your identity get stolen? There's charges on our account for $8000 of "Private Mandarin Chinese and Guitar Lessons"? Me[barely heard her thru my headphones as I mix my new song, "Sichuan Lineman (Witchita Lineman Rework)" in ableton]: yeah honey sure love you too

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when i was 11 i tried to impress this girl i had a crush on by showing her how hard i could hit my head into a wall. just saw she's engaged now. that dude must have a really strong forehead

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1 year

@lmNOTcatholic Getting mad at a negative review from substack user "constantlyhating"

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11 months

@doulbedoink I liked them during gameplay because it's a nice dumb background noise but it's unlistenable outside of the game itself and if you get stuck in an area and have to hear it loop more than 4 times over you can feel your brain dying

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3 years

@SAMOYEDCORE Is hatred of man buns even still in the zeitgeist at this point. Feels like an extremely 2015 thing to be mad about

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@doulbedoink This is so much worse than I thought it'd be how do you do this regularly

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3 years

@jakebrodes Got a buddy who cooked his entire brain on DMT and has cycled thru every world religion in the past 3 years until he settled on Weird Protestantism that is also somehow Buddhist and moved into the Pennsylvania woods. Happiest person on planet earth

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Have a friend with whom I almost exclusively communicate in jokes about Drake. No words just posts back and forth 90% of them at Drakes expense. This has been going on for probably two years now. I recently revealed to him I have never listened to a single Drake song

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2 years

"Empires collapse after 250 years on average" factoid is actually just statistical error. Empires Georg, whose 10000 empires all collapsed after just one year, is an outlier adn the American empire will actually last three million years at least

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