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@PerfectManguide

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@PerfectManguide
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4 months
@crowstqr The fact that women need to pay attention to their environment, in a public, in a well lit space to avoid being attacked is an indictment on our leadership. There’s no reason a man like this should be allowed to stay in the country that is hosting him. Committing violent crimes
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@theblaze Sauce? You kill over SAUCE? I thought the whole seasonings thing was just a joke.
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3 months
@Rothmus “If you don’t buy our product, you’re a bigot.” -Disney
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3 months
@IntractableLion The Jack Daniel’s logo is just as big as the Coka-Cola logo. And it’s on the top. You’d have to be totally oblivious not to see it. Or about 4 of those bad boys deep.
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@KellyLovesBirds The thing with Asians is they have a smaller hotness bell curve. The hottest Asians are not as hot as most other races, but the ugliest Asians are not as ugly as most other races. They have a pretty high median.
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@Morbidful And some people claim romance is dead.
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@GarbageHuman23 Vigilantism will rise as we neuter the police.
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@AuxGod_ I was 6 when this came out, I had no idea I would witness the American peak so young.
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4 months
@Slatzism India looks absolutely horrid. I have zero desire to visit.
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@matt_umd They are both just terrible
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@GigaBasedDad My wife is an adult…
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@jarmoska_brah @kostancaaa__ He was staying in to block a lot of the game. Keeping the QB upright is just as important as catching the ball.
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4 months
@chargers The Chargers Twitter intern tears it up.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Apparently this is the kind of depravity porn addiction can lead to. Nauseating…
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5 months
@DelusionPosting “If you’re not having sex with me, you’re a bigot.” I’m taking notes, just in case this works out.
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@HazelAppleyard_ A lot of these women get attacked if they call their asshole husband out for being selfish too. Which is horrible. The Mr. Beast troon is a prime example.
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@WPrognosticator @KellyLovesBirds Then they age all at once
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@Vene_Bori2000 Boys carry on the family name, girls usually become a part of another mans family.
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@Olas_Truth Being fat causes health problems too. It’s better to treat the underlying issue, obesity, than to treat each individual problem that arises as a result.
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4 months
@IcyVert This is old, but shows how much better Purdy distributes the ball.
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@frailstate_xx @IncelsCo Mimicking a sex act at the gym is definitely a good reason to get kicked out.
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@CookiMous @Amygdyla1 Bad people can make good points and have good ideas. Good people can make bad points and have bad ideas.
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@Daper_Bear I’m not a Catholic, I disagree with many of their religious practices. But they are responsible for most of the greatest art our world will ever see. To claim the Catholic Church is anything but conservative would be asinine.
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@AnthonyCumia I’m always shocked at the number of Nazi’s that draw the swastika backwards when they’re painting racist displays.
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@lporiginalg Asians can truly integrate into any culture.
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@LarryBoorstein @jakeshieldsajj I still don’t understand why Net Yorkers would pay money to them? Americans were on the side that helped end the holocaust.
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@PaulSkallas NBA culture is mostly Black culture, I wouldn’t expect a giant Eastern European to integrate very well.
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@krassenstein @TuckerCarlson The fact that Russia, a far less wealthy and powerful nation, has cities that are safer, cleaner and more beautiful than those in the U.S. Should remind us that we need to strive for greatness again. We’ve become apathetic and complacent as the nation crumbles around us.
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@bennyjohnson It’s one of the biggest moments of his life. If I’m coaching I want my players to have this kind of fire. I don’t like Kelce, I hate the Chiefs (49ers fan), but this is nothing. These are men, they are wrapped up in the moment, Andy Reid doesn’t care. Neither should we
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@BlakeBlakebabee You better be careful. If we start voicing these kinds of opinions openly, there will be some kind of mandate that forces us to spend a certain of time per day with them. 😂
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3 months
@rfhirst I think entertainingly choreographed fights are *usually* better on screen than hyper realistic ones. The fights that always bother me are the scenes when the protagonist is surrounded, then the enemies charge one at a time with their weapons held high and behind their head. 😂
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@HazelAppleyard_ That second person, I assume a woman, summed up the movement more eloquently than any person I’ve seen. Too bad they’re an anon.
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@JayLGK Tonight I learned he has less than 1 minute of highlights. Since the first 20 seconds of this 1 minute highlight reel was him dancing and getting lined up.
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4 months
@KraneoXIII @crowstqr Are Jews known to care about the safety and well being of women? I’m no Jew, but that seems like a good thing.
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@Hamitron @Pavldozer @alittleleader Businesses don’t last if they lose money. Realistically the WNBA shouldn’t exist. The NBA isn’t a charity, it doesn’t owe the women a high salary. $76k is pretty dang good to play a sport very few people watch. All that money they pay out for the WNBA could be used to improve
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@Santii28hnx I never understood why it’s perfectly fine to say something like “Asians tend to be smarter than Whites.” Or “Blacks tend to be more athletic/ stronger than Whites.” But unacceptably bigoted to say Whites tend to be more athletic than Asians, or smarter than blacks.
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@arckayngel I’m married to a girl my age, actually 1 year older, but I don’t understand the issue. All of society’s sexual morals are based on consent. If two consenting adults agree to engage in sexual acts, we are told to mind our own business. Why is this any different?
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@GerdVonBarb @anglotradboy I would argue that the man with an army inferior in every way must take more risks to achieve victory. If he had fought an orthodox war he would have been overwhelmed by the Unions size and wealth over a much longer period of time. But both were very skilled military leaders
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@gazdutlow Call yourself whatever you want. I will call you whatever I want.
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4 months
@TheCartonShow @GregJennings Fields isn’t a timing passer, the Niners are a west coast offense. It’s all about fast reads and timing routes. Fields is a better athlete than Purdy, but I’m not sure he can run the offense.
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@DocSparty @crowstqr This happened in Barcelona, Spain
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@QntTil @ShitpostGate Torx and Square are legit
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@Hispeedlowdrug I do a lot of mold and flood work. The amount of terrible plumbing or electrical work I see under or behind the Sheetrock of multi million dollar homes is shocking. In fact most of the work is crap, there’s no pride in providing a high quality finished product.
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@damekatydenise_ I’ve often said, too many women ruin their perfect breasts with a lack of hair.
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@VautierLor26374 @crowstqr Caring about women being attacked at random makes me a loser? I guess I’m a loser.
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@wanyeburkett Just claim there are too many non “indigenous peoples” on the team and that it’s actually a form of cultural appropriation. It will sort itself out then.
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@jgrover1533 Purdy is only good because of his elite WR corps. But his WR corps is the worst in the division.
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@sands_cals @ambey1048165 He’s joking. Probably playing on how little you eat.
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@ladielabrys2 I always like to pick out the weak, pathetic men that march with these women. They are so desperate to get laid.
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@And1Freddy @Unnnnnnnnck There is a major pay discrepancy. You also don’t get an offseason at Macy’s.
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@PritzkerForPrez @honeydewlacroix I mostly see Chicago discussed because of the violent crime. I’m not sure if that qualifies it as one of the big 3.
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@grimalkiin @Vene_Bori2000 If you consider family legacy misogyny, then sure.
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@shivaye01 @PicturesFoIder Running like that with a girl on your back is crazy.
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@0x49fa98 The payment is being able to cross the river.
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@WeaponsVault Am I in a black area? Or a greenish brown area?
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@KraneoXIII @crowstqr Your post seemed to indicate I was Jewish, posing the question of who’s behind my post, then posting a little Israeli flag.
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@Freedum_Fries He looks like Jim Carrey in that picture with Christopher Lloyd
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@EMS28203 @gunsnrosesgirl3 What’s in the middle? Is it another unit? Stairs?
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@_wwmhd_ When you turn your body into a sexual object, people tend to treat you as a sexual object. It’s sad and unfortunate.
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@CoxSports1 After reading this I’m team Fields. I was really leaning Caleb Williams, but childhood obesity has harmed so many.
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@DavidCayJ Go all in. I think most Pro-Lifers would agree.
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@reddit_lies I’m thinking the OP already had a grip.
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@LeilaniDowding @OliLondonTV It’s the bike riders fault. It’s always the bike riders fault…
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@NFLNotify How much time do you think he could have taken off the top if he had used that third leg?
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@BeholdDaPilgrim @theblaze Did you read the article? The fight started over McDonald’s sweet and sour sauce.
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@KraneoXIII @crowstqr Then why did you accuse me of being Jewish?
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@s8n666m1a Looks like it could use a washing. I’m not autistic, but it looks like an elite ice cream spoon.
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@MadddLionnn I’m not an Orlovsky Stan, but usually the most talented players don’t make the best analysts. The guys that are less skilled and had to focus on improving through technique and knowledge know more about the game.
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@krassenstein @elonmusk @WallStreetSilv Isn’t that what North Korea does when they host foreign dignitaries? Embarrassing.
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@ericriveracooks Good for her, I hope she does well. She’s stepping out of her comfort zone and trying something she isn’t comfortable with.
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@big_figgot Nothing hurts like a 95 pounder stepping on your toes.
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@bronisabeast @TheDunkCentral KD has been a top 15 player in the league since 2008. You don’t have to be in the GOAT conversation to be relevant. This is run of the mill Cowherd click bait.
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@sovereignbrah Where are those faulty airliner doors when you need them?
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@helloh2_2 @Hamitron @Pavldozer @alittleleader If part of your salary went to an unproductive co worker would you be bothered? Subsidizing a failing business with money from employees in the successful business is a stupid model. Then to have the failing businesses employees complain they aren’t making enough is ridiculous.
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@JigokuCake He’s smiling though, so it can’t be that bad.
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@jtimsuggs Wait, so you mean to tell me Disney is resurrecting dead characters instead of creating NEW ONES?! That seems completely out of step with their recent history.
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@heartsfromjenn @whatever That’s because, based on your grammar, you have a rather tenuous grasp of the English language.
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@J_Coriolanus @anglotradboy Lee had inferior numbers and equipment. If he hasn’t lost his best general, Jackson, things could have panned out differently. Grant was obviously skilled too, but his army was better fed, better equipped and much bigger.
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@TheWarnerHouse_ Montana, Rice, Davis, Craig
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@GregoryFan5 This is one of those rare, expensive, lose-lose deals.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Looking to porn for any kind of moral clarity is a real odd strategy.
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@MomsPostingLs They’re close together so you can carry them around like a six pack.
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@BuddingBaker420 @Rothmus If I make a product no one wants, then blame the consumer. Am I wrong or is the consumer wrong? It really doesn’t matter why they don’t want to buy it, they don’t want to buy it. I should go back to the drawing board and make something that appeals to people.
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@YukonChristmas @Vene_Bori2000 I generally don’t take my scientific advice from porn addicted non binary people. Based on your online persona, I don’t think the continuation of your genetic line will be a topic you get to explore. Enjoy your furry porn though.
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@NFLonFOX I’m a Niners fan, but I really like DC. It was a great game, he’s turned the franchise into a legitimate contender.
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@Babygravy9 I’m an animal lover, that being said, we have dominion over animals. If an animal is killing other animals on the property you have to put them down. As long as it’s quick and humane, I have no problem with it.
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@Andro_UberAlles There’s nothing wrong with acting like a gentleman. Opening doors, pulling out chairs, giving up your seat are all easy things to do.
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@vishwatej006 @crazyclipsonly I always take a couple minutes to enjoy this gem when it shows up on my feed.
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@The33rdTeamFB @ConnorNFLDraft Ridley didn’t look very good last year. I don’t understand why the Jags would prioritize resigning him. He’s pretty old, expensive, and there’s a deep WR class in this draft.
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@LilaGraceRose Porn has been so normalized, and has become so ubiquitous, that young boys don’t realize they are setting themselves up for a lifelong struggle. The porn distributor’s have to be held accountable.
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@DuncanHenry78 @ivyrosefem When you play along, you are in a way participating in their sexual fetish.
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@BeholdDaPilgrim @theblaze “The three other people took Liggon, who was stabbed in the abdomen and torso, to Howard University Hospital where she died. They told police that the 16-year-old girl accused of killing Liggon left the scene of the stabbing on foot.” This is from another article about it.
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@Whotfismick California coast I’m a 2 type of guy. Florida coast I’ll push to 3.
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@clevelandreaper This is me on my way to the bathroom, where I’ll hype myself up in the mirror.
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@ladielabrys2 @krissychunks @vol20developer I’d say most male feminists are misogynists. They want woman to have abortion rights so they can sleep with them and be off the hook. They want women to upload porn so they can whack off to them. They view women as masturbatory aids, not as complete and equal beings. Most male
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