Curator of Cringe. Former FA & first responder. One of Rolling Stone Magazine's "100 Best Instagram Accounts". My name is SK. Welcome aboard.
#passengershaming
@lisaIiveson
I'm sure the random guy who's photo is being used feels great about himself with the barrage of people who feel shitty about themselves shitting on his appearance. Yikes. But at least ya'll feel great now?
The heartbreaking, last flight prior to this United crew losing their jobs was captured on video by a passenger. This FA is one of 16,400
@united
employees who will be furloughed or laid off within the next few days.
How did he get to the airport, park, go through TSA, board the aircraft โ let alone make it 30+ years on the planet?
Someone needs to up their Tetris game, yo.
If
#passengershaming
was a tweet, this one from
@leoie
would be it.
(tagging
#crewlife
for all the BA FAs who can't wait for your next flight ๐๐โ๏ธ๐)
Meanwhile the Marine behind you is wearing a mask like a hero because he doesn't want to kill people. Get the fuuucking, fuck over yourself...fuckstick. Oh, and you ARE a huge vag.
PSA: THIS is why I am always adamant about children being in car seats (not on laps), and adults wearing seatbelts any time they are in their seat - even when the seatbelt sign is off (as instructed by crew in every safety briefing). Turbulence is NO JOKE, and this isn't atypical
When commanded to evacuate an aircraft full of smoke, LEAVE EVERYTHING. While you're rummaging through overhead bins looking for your shit (time is kinda of the essence here, folks) there are other passengers on the plane behind you who are ready to get the hell out of the cabin
Iโve worked with physicians in emergency medicine; including trauma surgeons, etc. NEVER have I heard one this far up their own ass. Get over yourself, doctor. HOLY SHIT! A HUMAN AIRLINE EMPLOYEE MISREAD YOUR TICKET. THE HORROR!! Are you okay? Shall I call an NP? โ๏ธ๐๐๐ผโโ๏ธ
This may come as a shock to you, but the aviation community houses a large gay population. Said population requested a shirt they could wear for pride. It's not that deep. Just unfollow or keep scrolling....I am SO FUCKING SORRY YOU WERE FORCED TO LOOK AT A RAINBOW. Are you OK??!
@PassengerShame
You know what I mean โ I donโt need the LBQT Topic on a twitter page that has nothing to do with oneโs personal sexual identity / gender identity... Whatโs next .... political T-shirts, abortion T-shirts, Free Tibet T-shirts etc etc ?
I already know I'm crazy, but I'm looking into doing a (safe) solo road trip. My car, a mask, a shitload of hand sanitizer and a tent. I don't camp. IT'S CRAZY, RIGHT?!
Would you want to follow along via social media and watch me make a fool of myself? ๐๐
A little
#MondayMotivation
to get you going this week. ๐๐ฝ๐๐ผ
Things could always be worse....๐จ๐๐
(we originally posted this video on IG & FB last year, and it still holds up. literally.)
--a repost for our new followers! ๐๐ผ
#passengershaming
#crewlife
This guy seems nice... ๐๐ฆโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐คโPassenger Urinates in Seat in front of him during flight. He was moved after a woman claimed he physically & verbally assaulted her.โ ๐ณ๐ฅ๐โ yes this is REAL (his name is Michael Allen Haag - Google it, yo)
#passengershaming
#pissoff
Serious question: Am I the last person social distancing? I kind of feel like an idiot at this point. I'm still all holed up between the pandemic and protests (OK I attended one and a flash bang broke my hand) -- but the pics I'm seeing make me think I am the crazy person. HALP?!
Oh, you mean like the flight attendants on 9/11 who were the first to have their throats slit protecting the cockpit door? Or do you mean the FAs on flight 1549 who evacuated every passenger that crash landed into the Hudson and survived? Fuck off.
@Jacklynnbj
@MeghanMcCain
@HuntsmanAbby
How many DECADES ago was your photo taken, Jacklynn? The irony is too much....I seriously can't... ๐๐๐
What kind of woman degrades another? I mean other than the obvious insecurities, etc...
In other news, my 24 yr old nurse daughter has COVID. She's sick. I think she's @ the worst part now. Also she took care of me after I was discharged from the hospital for 3 days. I was tested today, I feel fine regarding COVID - but good vibes for my angelic RN daughter pls. xo
From
#WillSmith
: โThis dude is Beatboxing at the Airport?! Call me Old School... but I LOVE THIS!! The Lady on the right is like, โSir, Can I please just get my damn ticket?!โ Hahaha
@verbalase
(on IG)โ โ๏ธ๐๐๐ผ
๐ธ:
So
#applejuice
is trending; and the only thing I can add to the topic is whilst a flight attendant, every fucking time a grown man on a flight would order it...I had to bite my tongue so I wouldn't ask "would you like that in a sippy cup, sir?"
#passengershaming
#crewlife
@BrentGardiner
@atomicgrace9
@azaleamiles552
@TomiLahren
Counting ballots as legally ruled by state is not โfishyโ. When Hillary lost by the same fucking margarine did she cry fraud? Nope. Because it isnโt. Take it like a man and be respectful.
Hey Iโm not above flying an airline because of their cookies. Ok, their crews are also always awesome to me! ๐๐ผ Thank you for another fantastic flight, Big D! ๐โ๏ธ
@Delta
(P.S. The captain was fab AFFF!)
Note: I AM HAPPY TO REPORT NO
#PASSENGERSHAMING
INFRACTIONS ONBOARD! ๐๐๐ผ
Pro Travel Tip: You CAN fly with your partner without wearing a Rolex and 48 carats of diamonds. In fact, it's a best practice to NOT travel with expensive items; even if you are trying to perpetuate unrealistic goals with your bullshit Instagram posts. ๐โ๏ธ๐
You're welcome.
Man Refuses To Sit Next Elderly Black Woman On
@Ryanair
Flight To London
-The man called the woman an โugly black bastard,โ yet Ryanair staff members let him keep his seat. WHAT SAY YOU,
@RYANAIR
? How in the hell was this man allowed to remain onboard?!
So you guys know that you ripped off EVERY. SINGLE. PHOTO. from our Instagram account (including our profile pic of FIVE YEARS), made it the entire subject of this article...& did so without permission or credit to use?
This shit ain't gonna fly...
The man in the seat across from me has taken HIS PANTS OFF for the flight and is just in his boxers. Flight attendants seem unconcerned. This is going to be a long flight
@AirFranceFR
#CDG
to
#LAX
Passenger who stormed the U.S. Capitol shows up at the airport & discovers he is now on the No-Fly List. Immediately proceeds to lose his shit. โ๏ธ๐ญ๐ป
#stupidgamesstupidprizes
#passengershaming
๐ง
Does
@YouTube
have the option to drive to the 15 Million homes of the asshats following this fuckstick and throat punch all of them? If you need any assistance, Iโm happy to assist with the Midwest. Letโs make it happen. Like, yesterday.
#loganpaul
@LoganPaul
When I was a flight attendant and would ask a passenger if they'd like something to drink...and they couldn't be bothered to look up at me I'd think "Wow, their head must be super-fucking-heavy"โ. โ๏ธ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐
#crewlife
#passengershaming
Me waking up to 750k IG followers like... โ๏ธ๐๐ป๐บ๐ฝ๐๐ผ๐ฅโค๏ธ THANKS TO ALL OF YOU FOR BEING SO KICKASS & ALWAYS SHARING & TAGGING & TELLING YOUR FRIENDS!!! ...except for the few trolls, you can all go fuck yourselves. ๐๐(
@wafflenyc
) โ๏ธ
#passengershaming
Itโs vandalism. Moreover, respect. If you want to let your kid draw on your own walls, cool. A $100M aircraft? NOPE. Enough with the โoh no big deal someone else will clean it upโ
#entitledAF
@KiloRhavmein
@cwtet
deadass she's been talking and posting on the topic for years. maybe actually look at her account and/or google some shit before trying to cancel someone OVER A FUCKING IG POST....
Throwback Thursday to that time I did a TV thing with
@JoshMankiewicz
from
@DatelineNBC
and I didnโt have to kill anyone!
#tbt
โค๏ธ๐๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
Yes I made it through surgery, yes thatโs a Dave Chappelle blanket, yes I now have a spine full of hardware, yes all the red marks on my face are from the tape holding the breathing tube from me to the ventilator intact, yes I am home after 5 days, yes I am high AF in this pic.๐๐ผ
My fave DAILY exchange working as a flight attendant went as follows... Me: โWhat would you like to drink, sir?โ Passenger: โBlack coffeeโ <hands passenger coffee> Passenger: โUmmmm EXCUUUSE ME MISS!!!!Whereโs my cream & sugar??!โ Me: <head explodes for the 38th time of the day>
Think how much faster FAs could do morning beverage service if coffee drinkers would order completely: โCoffee cream & sugarโ or โdecaf black.โ
@PassengerShame
Folks, it's almost 2020. It has not ever been, but is especially not now, EVER acceptable to use speakerphone in public.
Especially in airport lounges. Go to hell.
@PassengerShame
Meanwhile, bless your heart if you think I am remotely bothered about losing followers for being myself. It's not compulsory tp be here - you can leave at any time. Also my pants are shit free, but I appreciate the concern! xo