Wow will smith! Now we KNOW you’re a man and not a cuck who’s wife was fucking a random wannabe rapper.
So yeah. Can’t wait to watch after earth for the never time not at all.
Here’s a little tip about approaching celebrities in public- if they are on the phone with their sick mother on the way to get medicine for their sick wife, & they say “sorry, I can’t talk I’m on the phone with my sick mother” don’t say “WELL I’M SORRY YOURE SUCH A DICK.” Thx❤️🛏
What if the Mask was remade? Especially into a dark humor in the standards of now & not the 90s. Have it rated R & cast
@nottjmiller
as Stanley Ipkiss. Thoughts???
Happy belated thanksgiving to all of you, my followers, for being somehow strange enough to be interested in my even stranger comedy stylings-
I hope 🤞 you know how much I love you, that the emoji movie was the most important thing I have done, & that I love & appreciate you.
FEDERAL EMPLOYEES if you are furloughed or affected by the shutdown:
I AM OFFERING FREE TICKETS TO ALL OF MY SHOWS for anyone showing proof of gov employment during the shutdown. Until the shutdown ends, the laughs won’t stop.
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Talk about suicide. Joke about suicide. Approach people who are depressed and tell them you care about them. Help us make it a topic not associated with shame, fucking talk about it. Talk about it. Talk about it.
I think we like cats and dogs and animals because they are like us- they don’t quite know what’s going on and don’t know what’s what exactly because all of it is so scary, often lonely and whether they are aware or not, will die. Like us. Confused and scared, likely.
Hi everyone who waits for me at the airport for signatures and photographs. I appreciate it. However, it’s already strange that you’re there. Don’t be weird and ask for a boomerang and to “do something funny!” It makes me want to kill myself, just a tiny bit each time.