Max Pollard @MaxPollard92 Twitter profile

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Max Pollard

2 months

Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.

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Max Pollard

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8 months

18 English players featured in the Newcastle vs Luton Game, 12 in Everton vs Tottenham, 10 in Brighton vs Crystal Palace, 5 in Burnley vs Fulham and 12 in Sheffield United vs Aston Villa yet Gareth Southgate travelled to watch Jordan Henderson play for Ajax. Pathetic.

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8 months

🗣️ - Henderson: "I just found out Gareth Southgate was here tonight, hopefully he feels like he picked a good game to watch."

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3 years

Come and talk to me about the soft penalty that we got tonight 🤫 #ENG

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1 month

Absolute cinema for that 2nd Leeds goal there. Bald bloke with a pie, dives into the celebrations, falls over the advertising hoarding, takes a big bite of the pie whilst horizontal. The Championship is the best league in the world.

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3 months

Thomas Frank, great footballing brain, an actual Premier League manager : Romania vs Ukraine at 2pm Rio Ferdinand, one of the worst pundits in the country, man-child: England vs Serbia at 8pm

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Max Pollard

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5 months

@Goobjoognews Lemme see a picture of your face quickly, I’m just trying to see something

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5 months

@Goobjoognews Hahaha I knew you were ugly

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5 months

@Goobjoognews Still waiting on that pic of you pal. Because I’m not actually 5”3 (niche choice), but I know you’re a minger 😂

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Max Pollard

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4 months

“£40, What’s that? A takeaway for the whole family. Why not cook and give us £40 instead?” Does Iain Stirling know how utterly classless this sounds? 😂 #SoccerAid

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3 years

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4 months

“Text FORTY” is an absolute disgrace by the way, you’ve got actual millionaires on the pitch but Iain Stirling is there asking the butcher, baker and candlestick maker to give £40 for the pleasure 😂 #SoccerAid

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5 years

How is Tammy Abraham gonna tell his kids that Willian’s the one that scored here? 😂 #TOTCHE #CFC

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Max Pollard

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4 years

Giovanna, Shane, Jordan and Vernon walking up to the cyclone #ImACeleb

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Max Pollard

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6 years

@brfootball Why would 10 years turn Mbappe into Choupo-Moting?

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9 months

Morgan Gibbs-White when Raphael Varane went to start on him #NFFC

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Max Pollard

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2 years

@fesshole Hopefully that offers some insight into the trauma the affair caused…

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Max Pollard

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2 years

Don’t let Arctic Monkeys get on the trending list unless they’ve released new music. Wasted my time and now yours.

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8 months

@DanAndiRobinson The guy who’s registered himself to play for Nigeria? Fair play, he’s a player

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3 years

Marcus Rashford when he hears Old Trafford can’t provide any food or drink at half time #MUNMID

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4 years

@piersmorgan That’s your 4th tweet about them today and it’s not even midday. Relax

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2 years

Ivan Toney looking at a long term ban and a huge fine for breaching gambling rules whilst playing in the Sky Bet Championship, a league sponsored by Bet365, whilst wearing a kit with Hollywood Bets written all over it. Comical.

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3 years

@PoliticsForAlI @thetimes

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@HaldunDota

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6 months

@talkSPORT Pathetic clickbait again 😂 Bayern are playing spurs in a friendly this summer - there you go, don’t engage

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8 months

@DanAndiRobinson Aww didn’t know did you? 😂

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3 months

@TTM_UTD Yeah, I mean, that doesn’t make him a good pundit 😂

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6 months

Maximum respect to that Newcastle ballboy for refusing to give up his seat to Mohammed Kudus for his celebration 😂 #NUFC

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2 years

@UberFacts The Simpsons: Hit & Run

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3 years

@ladbible

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1 year

We could lose all 38 games this season and I’d still want Rob Edwards to lead us into next season. #LTFC

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1 year

Good to see Viktor Krum landed a decent career post-quidditch #Eurovision

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5 years

@brfootball You haven’t even used the right photo lads 😂

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6 years

@Sporf @premierleague @SpursOfficial It took you 3 weeks. Shameless 😂

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2 years

@nocontextfm1 Very FM route. Norwich, Krasnodar, Monchengladbach. His laptop will be a mess.

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4 years

@JayRodriguez9 When Premier League footballers are being hammered left, right and centre for their conduct during this pandemic - this sort of behaviour won’t get mentioned but it definitely should. Good on you 👍🏼

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5 years

“No Caraaaaline, you’re Chaaldish!” #LoveIsland

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4 years

Hollie Arnold MBE subtly letting everyone know she’s been in Buckingham Palace too. #ImACeleb

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3 years

@PoliticsForAlI @theipaper 🤣🤣🤣 Who had Nigeria in the variant sweepstake?

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6 years

@Martyn55090491 @GNev2 It’s that sort of cynical, boring attitude that is being slowly eradicated. We played our B-Team in a dud game. You’re deluded if you don’t think this team has a system. If you don’t like it, don’t bother watching it. What’s the point in moaning?

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2 years

@Evra @Benzema Oh the award matters now does it? 😂

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5 years

@FBAwayDays Unbelievably harsh considering the bloke who came on the pitch and actually punched Jack Grealish can start going again in 2028.

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Max Pollard

@MaxPollard92

4 months

I’m actually going to be boring and wager that this was all staged. #milkshake #farage

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My milkshake brings all the people to the rally. 🙌

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Max Pollard

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6 years

The Darling Bus Of May #RemoveALetterSpoilABook

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5 years

Mourinho doing a Jim from the US Office trying to work out how his career went from Champions League winner to being asked about extra-terrestrials on live TV #FIFAFootballAwards

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Max Pollard

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5 years

Unpopular opinion but I'm seeing a lot of tweets saying "Someone help Paul Gascoigne, he needs it", i'm sorry, I've never known or seen a sports star who has had such a network of support ever, from all over. Comes a point when someone has to help themselves. Harsh but fair?

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2 years

@SkySportsPL Not the first time The Sun has lied about Liverpool tbf

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3 years

@UberFacts That’s what she said

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1 year

@fesshole You sound like a genuine nightmare

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3 years

@LOFC_Dan @nocontextfm1

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@fesshole I don’t think this is the brag you think it is. You sound like an awful person 😂

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3 years

@SkySports If that’s proven to be true, the bloke that said that to him should be banned from football life

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1 year

Some entrance that #EltonJohn

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5 years

@LukaJovicSZN @brfootball Breaking News: EA Sports have changed Messi’s rating because LukaJovicSZN posted an old clip of Messi missing a shot on Bleacher Reports Tweet!

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4 years

@nocontextfm1

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6 years

@GNev2 Even if we do lose, I think as a nation, we’ll welcome them back with open arms. He’s given us a team to be proud of and one that has a bright future. They’re a young, hungry team w/ a young, hungry manager and the whole countries behind them. Let’s let it continue 🦁🦁🦁

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@MaxPollard92

2 years

@nocontextfm1 Spent 6.5m on a striker for the prem who only scored 8 in the Champ. Got what you deserve 😂

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5 years

@FourFourTwo Hard to not feel happy for him, done management the hard way. Italian lower leagues all the way to a major European trophy. It’s also nice to see a manager that cares as much as that.

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3 years

@Mohamed_therad @utdreport @FT For the 7th time in 3 months

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3 years

@GNev2 Missing out Messi’s Copa America and 4th Champions League on their achievements was farcical from Sky though.

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1 year

@fesshole Jesus, what a ridiculously weird lie 😂

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Max Pollard

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4 years

I don’t actually think there’s an attacking stat where Messi’s name wouldn’t be in at least the top 5 across Europe for. Even across every season across the last decade I reckon people struggle to find one. Freak of nature.

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Only two players have been directly involved in 50+ goals in league and European competition combined so far this season: ⬢ Leo ⬢ Lewy ⬡ 28 goals ⬡ 47 goals ⬡ 24 assists ⬡ 8 assists Absolutely bonkers numbers.

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@nocontextfm1 Eder Alveraz Balanta

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5 years

Neil’s Dad taking Blyth Valley 👀 #GeneralElection

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3 years

@PoliticsForAlI It was...... Rebekah Vardy.

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2 years

@UberFacts White guys with dreadlocks

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6 years

John Barrowman reentering camp with his ankle boot on #ImACeleb

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5 years

Newcastle fans looking at Joelinton in Alan Shearers 9 shirt #ROCNEW #NUFC

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6 years

@majdooos @HLTCO And Liverpool fans started a petition when Ramos shoulder-barged Salah....

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5 years

@JeffStelling Why don’t Super6 sacrifice the game for one week only and donate some of the jackpot? Can’t imagine anyone who plays would be too upset about it.

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6 years

Nick Knowles when he gets out of the jungle #ImACeleb

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2 years

@Mhd_RidhoAF @nocontextfm1 Is that on Pro Evo?

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8 months

@Utkarsh_117_ Do you belong to Peter Lovenkrands?

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3 years

@nocontextfm1 It’s Callum Wilson isn’t it? It’s always bloody Callum Wilson

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3 years

@SoccerAM A year of Real Madrid money would be better than licking a raw chicken with Patrice Evra, obviously

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@MaxPollard92

3 years

Today’s the day! #HarryPotter #ReturnToHogwarts

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1 year

@Carra23 Liverpool fans

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@MaxPollard92

3 years

One of football’s greatest myths is that he’s a top free-kick taker.

talkSPORT

@talkSPORT

3 years

🗓 It's been 567 days since Cristiano Ronaldo last scored a free kick for his club. 🎯 He’s also attempted 90 shots from direct free-kicks in the league since the start of the 2017/18 season. He's scored just one of them…

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4 years

@Nikul11AFC @SkySportsNews You’ve got Mustafi as your profile picture. Jesus Christ

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3 years

@UberFacts

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6 months

@shitbritishpics Don’t judge a book by its cover. Fantastic defender and a superb leader💪🏼

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4 months

Steven Bartlett is going to add “professional footballer” to his LinkedIn bio #SoccerAid

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@fesshole

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3 years

@PoliticsForAlI @Telegraph I’ve spent my whole life trying to socially distance on public transport and I don’t intend to stop now 😂

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2 years

James Ward-Prowse passing a free kick instead of shooting in the 92nd minute to get Nathan Jones sacked #MoTD

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2 years

@BBCNews Can’t be the only person who thinks this is way too soon. Most of them still haven’t been rehomed!

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4 years

Jack in the safety boat after falling out the helicopter #SASWhoDaresWins

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5 years

@brfootball Imagine how the Real Madrid fans will treat this guy when he decides to start behaving like this for them 😂

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3 years

@PoliticsForAlI That’s a handy bit of news

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5 years

@soybinho @brfootball BREAKING NEWS: Fifa cancels all 3 summer tournaments after Soybinho tweets that he’s happy with club football!

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3 years

Rafa Benitez finally reuniting with Salomon Rondon at Everton. #DeadlineDay

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talkSPORT

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3 years

When we say last minute goal, what goal comes to mind? 🤔

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10 months

@fesshole Such an obvious lie. It’s genuinely sad that people will come on here and lie anonymously just for a tiny bit of clout 😂

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6 years

When you start your new job vs when you get home at the end of your first week #ImACeleb

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3 months

@gerardmoran Awful, like a human crazy frog

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Max Pollard

@MaxPollard92

3 years

Had the pleasure of getting made up and papped as a Steve Arnott lookalike recently. Had to get my Blue Steel on. Cheers and apologies in advance @martin_compston 😂👮🏻‍♂️📸 #LineOfDuty