Husband and father. Blocked by Rudy and Moms for Liberty. Totally not family of badgers in a human suit. Earning my MLED BA. "jackwagon" "tw*t" -AwakenedOutlaw
I was on Parler, posing as a MAGA around the time of January 6th. There was a lot of very scary stuff happening on there. I shared a lot of it at the time. I figure I'll post some of the more eyebrow-raising ones here to remind people of just what was going on then.
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The Party of Closed Borders is waking up to the fact that their Senate candidate in PA is a Turkish Citizen from New Jersey. It's pretty hilarious to watch.
My wife and my mother both have bad knees, so I have a handicap placard for my car. One day I was getting Mom's powered wheelchair out of the trunk, and some guy said "must be nice, getting the handicapped spaces."
I said "Yeah, it totally makes up for not being able to walk."
These MAGA who are talking about writing in
#45
's name in the Senate runoff. Do they know that he can't legally serve as Senator in a State he doesn't live in?
To me, the wildest part about the Bobo Beetlejuice fiasco was when she was asked about it later. When told that her date had hosted drag shows at his bar, she said "He won't be getting a second date."
So, just to be clear. She was giving a hand job to that guy ON THE FIRST DATE.
I've been posting a couple pics of
#45
's penthouse in NYC in mockery of people making a fuss about President Biden's freaking watch. It reminded me of a question I've been meaning to ask for a while. Am I the only one who thinks his decor looks ugly as Hell?
Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg had to go on national television to tell people not to put gasoline in plastic bags.
This is where we are right now.
Anyone remember when sandwich bags weren't sealable? They just had a flap that you could tuck in on the other side?
It's a miracle we survived such dark times.
@Acyn
"WE HAVE A BABY FOOD SHORTAGE! WHAT ARE THE LIBS GONNA DO ABOUT IT!? NOTHING BUT TALK, OF COURSE! NO ACTION!"
"Here's our plan to fix the problem."
"NO!"
My son is speech delayed. He turned three in November, but his vocabulary is at the level of someone who just turned 2. So you can imagine my surprise when I gave him a lolipop today, and he said "Thank you."
Hey, guys. It's not my birthday, I'm cool with the number of followers I have currently, I'm feeling mentally and physically fine, and I don't really care for pet pictures.
That's the tweet.
Well, I did it. Over ten years after finally getting an Associate's Degree, I registered for the fall semester at Northeastern Illinois University to work on my Bachelor's Degree.
As folks who follow my feed know, my son is almost 3, and speech delayed. Tonight, as I was getting him ready for bed, I told him to say goodnight to Mama. He said "ni ni, mama." My wife said "I love you." He said back "Wuv oo." He's never said that before. We were both amazed.
BREAKING: Sen. Fled Cruz (R-Cancun) has just announced that he is Pro-Choice. Thank you for taking such a bold stand for women's reproductive rights, Senator.
Now that I gained a bunch of new followers for talking about Oxford commas, let's see how many I lose over this:
It is grammatical to end an English sentence with a preposition.
@Mac_McAdoo
@TheMicheleWojo
At the same time, it's an odd book to take that firm of a stance on. It's not like your said your live the works of Marquis du Sade, or the Gor novels.
@TeriRobins2
@fem2828
Wait, so he pulled a ridiculous stunt designed to catch the attention of the President, right at the same time he's being investigated for crimes? What an odd coincidence!
I saw a post from Roger Stone bragging about how he hit the gym, and how scared the Libs are because of it. Can you imagine how sad his life must be? That he needs to imagine his (imaginary) enemies' reaction to everything he does in order to get a sense of self worth?
@Johnheretohelp
His three sources:
1) His uncle who received a Medical Discharge from the Air Force, but still "knows guys" in there.
2) This guy he met at a bar last night who "sounded legit."
3) His dog.
I've been seeing claims among QAnon that all the 2021 COVID-related deaths have been among the vaccinated. Proof? None, of course.
How do we combat this kind of flat-out lying?
Guys, a quick reminder about next week's Antifa meeting. Please do not bring any electronic devices to the meeting. We're all vaccinated, and we don't know the effect our magnetized bodies will have in confined quarters. Better safe than sorry.
@JoeBosch67
@SenDuckworth
@TuckerCarlson
I wasn't going to post a reply, since so many other people already called you out for your obvious inability to grasp what my Senator said. But I will anyway, because ratio'd.
I've had a few MAGA show up on this thread to try and defend their Glorious Leader. Exactly one of them said anything about the penthouse (it's a "bit much," but not ugly). Everyone else attacked President Biden. I think that tells me all I need to know.
Future generations will remember these coming days, when brave rednecks drove their trucks to Texas to defend their right to murder children with razor wire.
@patriottakes
Wait, you mean fewer people downloaded an app today that's been around for nearly two decades, than one that is brand spanking new?
Clearly there's a paradigm shift in progress.
I saw someone discussing what modern day Seinfeld plots would look like. It got me thinking about kind of conversations they might have.
Jerry: I was talking to Uncle Leo, and he coughed. And it wasn't into his elbow.
George: Leo's a hand cougher?
Jerry: He is a hand cougher.