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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

4 months

Thank you… for everything. #62 forever.

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

4 months

He’s deadass become one of the most unlikable, entitled players in the league and it happened so quickly

James Palmer

@JamesPalmerTV

4 months

Patrick Mahomes and Justin Tucker going at it pregame 😂. Mahomes keeps kicking Tuckers holder away.

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

4 months

Please get Sirianni the fuck off my team bro I’m so done with this shit we can’t even win the Cancun Bowl

𝘾𝙤𝙬𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝘿𝙪𝙗𝙨

@CowboysDubs

4 months

FINAL FROM CANCUN. THE DALLAS COWBOYS DEFEAT THE EAGLES, AND WILL MOVE ON TO THE CANCUN NFC CHAMPIONSHIP! #CancunNFLPlayoffs

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

5 months

@jasrifootball @BradZiegler Next generation is cooked if this is how we all think

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

4 months

It’s like everyone has erased Jalen Hurts in Super Bowl 57 from their memory 😭

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@FauxJeaux

4 months

“It’s only Joe Burrow. He’s the ONLY ONE that can slow his heart rate down and compete against Patrick Mahomes.” - @Realrclark25 #Bengals

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@CookedByHurts

4 months

@WrestleFeatures Women’s Rumble 3 stars and we still give this dude attention? 😭

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@CookedByHurts

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B/R Gridiron

@brgridiron

2 months

Only 3 QBs have done this since 2010 🤯

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

6 months

Three years ago, we thought we would never beat Ohio State ever again… until he showed up. Three years later, JJ McCarthy is undefeated against the Buckeyes. Thank you for changing the trajectory of this program #9 . 🙏🏽❤️

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

4 months

He brought his home state back from hell at the college level… and now the professional level. Aidan Hutchinson is Michigan.

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

5 months

@BreeceH $43k for that is fucking insane bro they’re just stealing your money now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

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@CFBRep That’s some elite hustle can’t lie

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

4 months

This is so fucking lame him and Carter are the only defenders that have shown any effort

Philadelphia Eagles Central

@pheaglescentral

4 months

Really picked this doofus over Brian branch

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

5 months

I love this guy man he’s really all of us

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@Tim_McManus

5 months

AJ Brown declines to talk. “There’s nothing to say.”

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

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@WrestleFeatures Meltzer in the big 2024

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

5 months

Jalen Hurts is 7-3 against winning teams this season.

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@WaldrepSZN

5 months

Jalen Hurts when you ask him to beat a winning team:

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

4 years

Carson Wentz is the most mentally tough player in the NFL. No player has had countless analysts, legends, etc. bash him yet he never responds and stays positive. Most players would’ve been extremely toxic by now and he truly possesses the mental toughness to be the guy in Philly.

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@CookedByHurts

2 months

@lukecombs @Panthers This is hilarious bro Luke Combs crashing out over the Panthers is not what I expected to see today 😭

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@CookedByHurts

1 month

@Navtreaks This crowd didn’t know who they liked or hated bro be fr 😭😭😭

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

4 months

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@FeelLikeMafe

4 months

real football heads have that one Lineman who played on their favorite team that turned them into the joker

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@CookedByHurts

4 months

@stymir_ The Bears

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

3 months

@jasrifootball @ProFootballTalk NFL players when the league moves to a 40 game schedule in 2035

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@CookedByHurts

5 months

I watched Dorial Green-Beckham, JJ Arcega-Whiteside, and Jalen Reagor. I couldn’t care less how AJ acts after games.

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@EaglesStrictly

5 months

AJ is a dog. But man am I starting to worry about his attitude and the way he behaves after games.

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

5 months

They said you couldn’t coach to save your life Nick. They said you didn’t know anything about X’s and O’s and were nothing but a hype man Nick. They said you were an incompetent moron Nick. They were right. You’re fucking ass.

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

4 months

@TomPelissero Nah we hired the Hulk 😭😭😭

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

1 month

@JinderMahal How buddy expected everyone to react

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

3 months

After taking some time to let it settle in, I think this moment was the most happy I’ve ever been as a Michigan fan.

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

5 months

Am I the only one who doesn’t think Patricia was bad yesterday

The Tape Don’t Lie📽️

@eaglesfilmstudy

5 months

Eagles going from Sean Desai to Matt Patricia

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@CookedByHurts

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@WrestlingHumble All of these stories intertwining and yet it doesn’t feel messy, Triple H is a master story teller

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

7 months

The “jealous of Jalen Hurts” trend is hilarious I’m not even gonna lie 😭😭😭

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@CookedByHurts

4 months

Jalen Hurts going into Tampa Bay in the pouring rain, with a bottom 5 defense, and missing his WR1. There’s a chance to silence a lot of the doubters Uno.

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@CookedByHurts

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@jasrifootball @TidalLeague 6m is wild 😭😭😭

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

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@WrestlingHumble Fighting for his life not to break 😭

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

5 months

My favorite part of the Jalen Hurts hate is actual athletes coming out and saying he’s great and everyone just pretends like it never happened

Eagles Nation

@PHLEaglesNation

5 months

Cam Newton on Jalen Hurts breaking his Rushing TD record: "When I see Jalen Hurts doing what he's supposed to do, what am I gonna say? 'Oh he has a lot of help?' Hell nah. Man break all them motherf***ers. That's what they're there for.. Man I hope that s**t does happen. Shatter

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@CookedByHurts

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@reigns_era Dude holding the “Cody” sign upside down

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@CookedByHurts

6 months

You know who wouldn’t have let that slide…

Cozy Bryant

@LowkeyCozy

6 months

Whole team tried to bully bradberry before the game. Bunch of tough guys lol

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

4 years

Lakers: “We need you to hit this wide open shot for the win” Danny Green:

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@CookedByHurts

4 months

Eagles first 3 picks: DB Kool-Aid McKinstry Nickel Mike Sainristil LB Jeremiah Trotter Jr. Sign me up.

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@CookedByHurts

5 months

Baker Mayfield next weekend

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

4 years

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO GO BIRDS BABY #FlyEaglesFly

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@CookedByHurts

6 months

@PHLEaglesNation @AdamSchefter We’re witnessing the Nick Sirianni coaching tree right before our very eyes

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

5 months

Eagles win. Took the division back from the Cowboys. 49ers got pantsed. Purdy disaster class. Lamar saved us from a fraudulent Purdy MVP. Best Christmas ever 🌲❤️

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@CookedByHurts

5 months

Strange, I could’ve sworn people told me AJ Brown was supposed to be selfish and not care about anyone’s success but his own 🤔

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@CookedByHurts

1 year

@MySportsUpdate The NFL watching their players get hurt:

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@CookedByHurts

4 years

This is the dude you all hate on?😂😂😂

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𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗡 〽️

@CookedByHurts

5 months

Why did they have to call holding on Bradberry man 😔💔

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@CookedByHurts

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@WrestleOps ITS COMING BACK AT CLASH AT THE CASTLE

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@CookedByHurts

3 months

@WrestleFeatures Give us this and this might be the best WM of all time…

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@CookedByHurts

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@BleacherReport @nwagoner Does this team cry about everything bro 😭

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@CookedByHurts

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@MrSantiZap They really thought they were gonna tear down GOAT Punk I’m cryin 😭😭😭

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@CookedByHurts

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@WrestleOps @FightfulSelect ROMAN FANS IT AINT SO FUNNY ANYMORE HUH LMFAOOOOOO

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@CookedByHurts

4 years

NFC East 2016: #1 seed in NFC 2017: #1 seed in NFC 2018: 2 teams made divisional round But we’re the worst division in the history of the league because the Eagles won at 9-7? Remember when Carolina won the NFC South at 7-8-1? But since it’s the Eagles and Cowboys...

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@CookedByHurts

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@NFL @Eagles @JasonKelce The greatest center of all time. What a ride it’s been. ❤️

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@CookedByHurts

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@DMcIntyreWWE Drew when he posts a social media banger

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@CookedByHurts

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@EmmanuelAcho Bro checked the score on the ESPN app and put this tweet out LMFAOOOOOOO

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@CookedByHurts

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@WrestleOps Bret at #1

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@CookedByHurts

5 months

Jalen Hurts has become the most underrated QB in the entire league.

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@CookedByHurts

6 months

@jasrifootball They both beat the “mobile QBs can’t throw” allegations and now people are putting them against each other lmao just enjoy them both man

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@CookedByHurts

6 months

Cowboys still haven’t beaten a team above .500

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@CookedByHurts

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Still rooting for my GOAT in the Super Bowl fuck Brock Purdy

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@CookedByHurts

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@jasrifootball Yeah they were looking for someone who could run faster than 13 mph

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@CookedByHurts

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@elitetakes_ Alie-Cox FC we been here

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@CookedByHurts

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@Cameron7Ward @floridaboycorey @dtrain2901 @coach_cristobal @CanesFootball Bro saw his draft stock 😭😭😭

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@CookedByHurts

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@PHLEaglesNation Still can’t get over that one, huh Tommy?

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@CookedByHurts

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@DMcIntyreWWE BEST FUCKING HEEL IN WRESTLING YOURE THE GOAT DREW

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@CookedByHurts

3 years

lolllllllll

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@CookedByHurts

5 months

OSU fans told Roman Wilson he was going to the XFL only for him to make this catch and then score the game tying touchdown to send the national playoff semifinal into OT.