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EU citizen 🇪🇺 media / strategy human @hmddevices . Managing Editor @stagedoor_fm / @stagedoorfm . He/him. Views are my own

London, England
Joined March 2009
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@MrWayneyB
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6 years
There’s a voucher for a free McDonald’s Flat White in today’s Metro. It’s pretty cold outside, and there’s lots of homeless folks out there who I’m sure would love a hot drink (and at no cost to yourselves). Londoners unite - you know what to do!
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@MrWayneyB
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5 years
Bloody ‘eck. Just...wow...
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@MrWayneyB
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7 months
I’m Jewish. My family are Jewish. A large percentage of my friends are Jewish. Let me tell you something, we’ve never felt the fear, hollowness and loneliness we’re all currently experiencing as much as we do now
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Right in front of police on the streets of London pro-Palestinian protestors can shout for the death of Jews. Right in front of those who are supposed to be the protectors. No wonder British Jews are terrified.
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@MrWayneyB
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2 years
@WMcHBg And this…
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@MrWayneyB
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5 months
For those who managed to get Glastonbury tickets. Well done. You won. Enjoy the festival, I hope it makes you very happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life
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@MrWayneyB
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4 years
LOOK, I KNOW I HAVE SOAP AND A FLUSHING TOILET AT HOME, BUT I JUST WANT TO HEAR THE SOUND OF THESE DOORS SLAMMING SHUT, OK?!
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@MrWayneyB
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2 years
The crowds are so huge for Sugababes that Avalon has actually had to be closed off. I’ve never seen this… ever! #Glastonbury
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@MrWayneyB
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5 years
Surprising email from @remainvoter - was not expecting it to suggest I give my vote to CHUK, but if that’s what the data suggests, then that’s what I’ll do! London Remainers, here’s your direction for Thursday’s #EuropeanElections
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@MrWayneyB
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4 years
Jay-Z’s Glastonbury entrance still hasn’t been surpassed. Brilliance
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@MrWayneyB
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6 years
Whilst you’re here, here’s some useful links if you wish to donate & help support those on the streets: @Linkey_UK - @crisis_uk - @shelter -
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@MrWayneyB
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8 years
Yes @adamhillscomedy ! Absolutely nailed this. All you who voted #leave , take note. #dontbearacistdick
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@MrWayneyB
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9 years
Can we just take a moment for #katiehopkins ' face here, please #cbb #CBBKatie
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@MrWayneyB
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6 years
Areas with high propensity of homelessness (there's at least one McDonalds in every one btw): 1. Newham 2. Haringey 3. Westminster 4. Enfield 5. Kensington and Chelsea 6. Waltham Forest 7. Brent 8. Barking and Dagenham 9. Tower Hamlets 10. Hackney Source:
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@MrWayneyB
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5 years
In today’s fucked-up world, it can often be easy to forget how to enjoy yourself. So thanks @the1975 , @Truman_Black and @jamieoborne for making 20,000 of us at The O2 have an evening made up of just stupidly-good fun. Smiling is great. Smiling should be mandatory
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@MrWayneyB
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5 years
I CAN’T 🤣🤣
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@MrWayneyB
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6 years
Please. Please please please please. Tomorrow. When you’re leaving for work. Take a towel from home. Some socks. A jumper that you don’t need. Anything. Just help those on the streets out. It’s not right and it’s not fair that this is happening in 2018
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@MrWayneyB
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6 years
Right. Sod it. A challenge. Tomorrow, let’s take matters into our own hands. Please leave home with a spare item of clothing that you don’t need anymore, or buy something on your way to work. Give to those who need. Please. Let’s #warmuplondon
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@MrWayneyB
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6 years
I mean, how have we, as a country... as a supposed ‘super power’, even let this happen? Just allowing people to sleep on the streets! Ffs.
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@MrWayneyB
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1 year
Charged and ready for tomorrow! #Glastonbury
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@MrWayneyB
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5 years
@eucopresident Sorry to hear all the noise the Brexiteers are giving you, Donald. As part of the 48%, I can’t even begin to describe how upsetting this all is. The best deal is the one we have now. Please do all you can to convince retaining membership is the right way forward
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@MrWayneyB
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6 years
FOR ACTUAL FUCK'S SAKE THAT THERE'S PEOPLE WHOSE CIRCUMSTANCE MEAN THEY HAVE TO SLEEP OUTSIDE IN THIS WEATHER! #BeastFromTheEast
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@MrWayneyB
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5 years
People counting down and ‘stressing’ about getting Spice Girls tickets. Mate, you try doing that for Glastonbury. Year in, year out. Knowing once all tickets are gone, that’s it. No additional dates added, no secondary sales. You don’t even know what ticket-stress is!
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@MrWayneyB
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6 years
@mrjamesob please say someone filmed it!?
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@MrWayneyB
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2 years
Sorry. Can we just take a moment for Pete and Sophie’s mug collection! #gogglebox
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@MrWayneyB
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2 years
@YourAnonTV You guys are incredible 👏👏❤️
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@MrWayneyB
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6 years
@DanPostsAwesome @Nemmykins @DeborahMeaden You do realise that’s utter rubbish, right? The U.K. is one of the only members of the EU which has CHOSEN to not implement that rule. We absolutely could do so, but the home office have ignored this opportunity. It is NOT the fault of the EU
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@MrWayneyB
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6 years
So much love for the shelters out there and the volunteers who are running them
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@MrWayneyB
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6 years
I’m also asking for eateries to help out too. @Pret , @eat_news , @McDonaldsUK , @BurgerKingUK , @SubwayUK , @CostaCoffee , @StarbucksUK . Please do your thing tomorrow to help the homeless. BOGOF deals, stuff like that. #warmuplondon
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@MrWayneyB
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11 months
If this forecast sticks, it could actually be the most perfect pre- and during- Glastonbury weather
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7 months
@HeidiBachram Thanks Heidi. Silence speaks wonders, so thanks for being vocal - it really, really is appreciated ❤️
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@MrWayneyB
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8 years
Seriously didn’t realise how talented Little Mix were. That #GrahamNorton Show performance was superb!
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@MrWayneyB
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2 years
One of my favourite moments from Glastonbury 2017. Genuinely think I left the @A_rcadia arena charred, the flames were that hot! 🕷
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@MrWayneyB
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2 years
All these (almost-)daily Glastonbury announcements are making me so stupidly excited. I’m almost jealous of all those who are going to experience that wonderful place for the first time. They can’t even comprehend the wonders that await them
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@MrWayneyB
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8 years
Oh, I forgot.... happy '6 Months Until Glastonbury' day
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@MrWayneyB
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7 years
Incredible. Coca-Cola Japan's Christmas packaging
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@MrWayneyB
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2 years
Two years overdue, but the golden ticket has finally arrived!! 😍😍
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@MrWayneyB
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10 years
WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE STANDING BY @UKIP ??? Hey @itislennyhenry , if you leave, we leave. We've got your back dude!
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@MrWayneyB
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5 years
Imagine: Noel Edmonds wasn't actually heading into the jungle and it was all an elaborate ploy by ITV to dupe millions of viewers and the press into the biggest Gotcha of all time! #imaceleb
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@MrWayneyB
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5 years
If May’s Brexit deal gets rejected next week, what are your hopes for the next stage?
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@MrWayneyB
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2 years
The #Lionesses are gonna have one heck of a party tonight! This looks super fun. So hyped for them 🙌 (from Leah Williamson’s IG)!
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@MrWayneyB
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4 months
London right now #StormHenk
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@MrWayneyB
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4 years
For those wondering, this sound echoes all over Glastonbury ...
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@MrWayneyB
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9 years
Labrinth and The Weeknd sounding SO good performing live on @BBCR1 . I could listen to 'Losers' all-day, every day!! #beautybehindthemadness
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@MrWayneyB
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5 years
@realDonaldTrump You meant ‘commemorate’, right? No-one ‘celebrates’ war
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@MrWayneyB
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11 years
Now updated in HD: @JamesArthur23 performs #YNTSLY on @wossy . Watch the incredible performance here: http://t.co/XzNRlBe48y
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5 years
Well this unexpectedly blew up...
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@MrWayneyB
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2 years
@KayBurley @skynewsSam It was such an embarrassing interview. Dowden was just repeating like a robot - Sam: “Terrible night though” OD: “they want us to get on with the job. Plus 700k jabs yest” Sam: is this the end for the Prime Minister? OD: “they want us to get on with the job. Plus 700k jabs yest”
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@MrWayneyB
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6 years
OH MY GOD YOU HAD A THREE MINUTE WALK THROUGH THE STATION TO GET YOUR OYSTER CARD READY
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@MrWayneyB
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3 years
GERALDINE GRANGER TOOK THE KNEE! Excellent work @Dawn_French This Vicar of Dibley episode is so lovely, so heartwarming and so poignant ❤️ #vicarofdibley
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@MrWayneyB
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4 years
Open-air, socially-distanced Sam Fender gig in Newcastle. I actually don’t think this looks *that* bad as it goes
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@MrWayneyB
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2 years
The fact that so many lineups have dropped already... and we still have West Holts and The Park's official rosters to go too. Jesus, Glastonbury is going to be mindblowing this year
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@MrWayneyB
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5 years
Rae Stemmurd in 360 VR. This tech is stupidly good! Great work @WirelessFest / @melodyvirtual
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@MrWayneyB
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6 years
The look on the owner's face when she clocked there was a pitch invader at #Crufts 😂
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@MrWayneyB
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9 years
Just heard some incredible new music from a popstar who's literally ready to 'do a Timberlake'
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@MrWayneyB
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5 years
OMG. Janelle Monáe just jumped into the crowd and caked herself in Glastonbury mud. I FUCKING LOVE THIS PLACE
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@MrWayneyB
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3 years
Took my love of Glastonbury to higher heights today with some fresh ink
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@MrWayneyB
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9 years
Just saw Louis Tomlinson at Glastonbury. Make of that what you will
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@MrWayneyB
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8 months
The new Frasier trailer reminds us that when you wish for something so much, nine times out of ten the outcome is disappointing
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@MrWayneyB
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10 years
Listen: @AdamLambert & @ddlovato cover The Supremes' 'The Happening' with cast from Glee http://t.co/S0YFvS1wod
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5 years
A quick note about Glastonbury, specifically focused on @WaterAidUK . [1/n]
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@MrWayneyB
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6 years
A huge huge public thanks to @zingzingchinese for donating all this food for the homeless tonight. What absolute angels
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@MrWayneyB
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9 years
Noel Gallagher is being ridiculously awesome on @bbcthree rn #tinthepark #TITP
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@MrWayneyB
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10 years
You can't deny the genius of AM though…. such a brilliant album. I genuinely can't fault one track #ArcticMonkeys
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@MrWayneyB
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6 years
(Unfortunately there’s also many idiots who have replied / commented citing homeless people as “drugged up alcoholics”, but luckily the noise from those fucktards has been drowned out by the nicer folks on Twitter)
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@MrWayneyB
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4 years
Just about to listen to @JessieWare and @HAIMtheband on Table Manners, and I swear if they don’t make at least 5 Yiddish references (including a L’[c]haim’ and an affection for post-clubbing bagels), I’m denouncing my Judaism
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@MrWayneyB
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8 years
Working away at home with @the1975 's #AMF10 show on in the background. New converted fan of these chaps; incredible sound!
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@MrWayneyB
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10 years
@aleslut @lilyallen yeah Lily, stop adopting foreign babies and making bad movies. You're 55 now!
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@MrWayneyB
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8 years
We left @anniemac 's #ampalldayraves cos we couldn't get into the main room..... so we carried on the party back at @sancha_m 's gaff 🙌🙌
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@MrWayneyB
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4 years
Tbh, if the Glastonbury rumours are true, I don’t even want my £50 deposit back. Would sooner donate that to the local companies in Pilton who rely on Glastonbury for their annual income
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@MrWayneyB
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4 years
@shane_reaction_ I can’t believe how many out there don’t know who Skin is. One of best British singers ever, and frontwoman to one heck of a superb band. ‘Stoosh’ is still one of my favourite albums of all time
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@MrWayneyB
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11 years
Fancy some new @JamesArthur23 music? Listen to his brilliant 'New Tattoo' acoustic here (w/ free download!) http://t.co/VYqyWdgmOn
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@MrWayneyB
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2 years
HOLY DEAR GOD OF CHRIST. The new Ladbrokes / Rocky ad might well be the best commercial I’ve ever seen. My word it’s incredible! Bravo to the team who made this. Genius
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@MrWayneyB
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4 years
Wait. Is Matt Hancock trying to say that Apple are the reason why the UK contact tracing app has failed? Give me strength 😂 #DailyBriefing
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@MrWayneyB
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2 years
That hologram on Buckingham Palace is spectacular!! #BeaconLighting #PlatinumJubilee
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@MrWayneyB
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2 years
I mean… it was Paddington, for Christ’s sake! Incredible! #PlatinumJubilee #PlatinumPartyAtThePalace
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@MrWayneyB
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2 years
And just when you thought they couldn’t beat the James Bond skit. WHAT a start 🙌🙌 #PlatinumJubilee #PlatinumParty
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@MrWayneyB
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4 years
This ad for #Dracula is absolute genius! #bbcdracula
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@MrWayneyB
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10 months
✔️ Out of Office on ✔️ Battery chargers charged ✔️ Packing pretty much done See you tomorrow, Glastonbury 💚
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@MrWayneyB
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10 years
Impact of @Popjustice 's #20QuidPrize RT @billboard : . @LittleMix "Move" their way to the top of the chart: http://t.co/t6awT3BSwj
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@MrWayneyB
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5 years
And just like that, it was over. My 7th year at @crisis_uk helping the homeless at Christmas, and the stats we left with were mind-blowing (I'll publish soon). The dedication of the volunteers and the shift teams never ceases to amaze me. Big-up the North London #CrisisXmas team
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@MrWayneyB
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3 years
ASOS tomorrow
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@MrWayneyB
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6 years
My reaction when I see the "sorry, all tickets for Glastonbury 2019 have now sold out" screen tomorrow
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@MrWayneyB
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6 years
By right, at this very moment, I should be finishing packing and cleaning the flat before setting off for Glastonbury at 10pm tonight. I miss you @GlastoFest 😔
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@MrWayneyB
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4 years
@TheGlastoThingy @caitlinmoran I’ve heard two of the biggest cheers of my life at Glasto, and neither were music-related: 2014 - when the rainclouds parted ways for some sun 2019 - when a single cloud blocked the scorching sun for about 5 minutes Both incredible scenes
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@MrWayneyB
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5 years
When the Olympic Flame morphed into something as spectacular as it was breathtaking
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@MrWayneyB
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11 months
The golden ticket has arrived!! Glasto, let’s do this! 😍
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@MrWayneyB
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6 years
What the heck?? #UniversityChallenge
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@MrWayneyB
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4 years
@Princxercise Also a reminder that Sam Smith swerved a meet-and-greet because he was still ill, only to go to a karaoke bar
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@MrWayneyB
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4 years
@bbcglasto Terrible. Don’t even attempt to get tickets. It’s not worth it. But if you still want to go, try for tickets on the following Monday after they go onsale
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@MrWayneyB
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5 years
This is my favourite design of any billboard ad, ever
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@MrWayneyB
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5 years
Bravo @HSBC_UK 👏
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@MrWayneyB
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3 years
One of my favourite videos I’ve ever taken at the farm. Damn I miss you Glastonbury! #ishouldbeatglasto
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@MrWayneyB
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3 years
She also wrote Leona Lewis’ ‘Better In Time’, which, to this day, is still incredible! #andreamartin
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@MrWayneyB
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6 years
@David_Tee @DanPostsAwesome @Nemmykins @DeborahMeaden I’d really love to have a calm, open dialogue with some leavers to understand their frustrations and explain that the EU are not always 100% at fault. Alas, the whole situation is continually too ‘shouty’ 😔
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@MrWayneyB
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9 years
Merry Christmas folks! Today we should take a moment to remember this special message from JB from JLS
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@MrWayneyB
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10 months
@OfficialRandL The fact they didn’t even think anyone would notice 🤣
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@MrWayneyB
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4 years
Here’s what the 2021 Reading and Leeds lineup looks like when you remove all the male acts. Terrible lack of diversity once again, particularly when there’s such an abundance of amazing female artists that could easily smash the headline slot #RandL21
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@MrWayneyB
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3 years
I'm sorry... and I've said this time and time before, but @TheRealKano truly is the UK's greatest ever rapper. He's up there with global icons. His flow is seriously unstoppable! Woiiii #LiveAtWorthyFarm #Glastonbury
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